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    What time is it? What time is it?
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    How to Control Your Dreams How to Control Your Dreams
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    Oh Spanky... Oh Spanky...
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    Well, Fuck Me Well, Fuck Me
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    Oh Steve... Oh Steve...
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#18 - I guess I'm not really an authority on the matter. I'll shut m…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/15/2014 on ron +7
#25 - anonymous (09/15/2014) [-]
pineapple
#17 - Eh, I saw the best of Ron Swanson on youtube, so no, not really  [+] (2 new replies) 09/15/2014 on ron -3
User avatar #18 - Walnuts (09/15/2014) [-]
I guess I'm not really an authority on the matter. I'll shut my pie hole
#25 - anonymous (09/15/2014) [-]
pineapple
#15 - But when the day comes they're going to expect him to be the m…  [+] (6 new replies) 09/15/2014 on ron -8
User avatar #39 - thegamegestapo (09/15/2014) [-]
Nah, then peer pressure and pride will cause him to do it for real.
User avatar #32 - phoenixprince (09/15/2014) [-]
he once said "I have only cried twice in my life: once when I was 7 and was hit by a school bus..." the second one I wont mention as it is a spoiler but he has also stated once after being shot by his brother they both had a good laugh about it
User avatar #16 - leonhardt (09/15/2014) [-]
Have you even seen the show m8?
User avatar #17 - Walnuts (09/15/2014) [-]
Eh, I saw the best of Ron Swanson on youtube, so no, not really
User avatar #18 - Walnuts (09/15/2014) [-]
I guess I'm not really an authority on the matter. I'll shut my pie hole
#25 - anonymous (09/15/2014) [-]
pineapple
#12 - But he didn't actually withstand a tremendous amount of pain. …  [+] (11 new replies) 09/15/2014 on ron -50
User avatar #40 - alphagex (09/15/2014) [-]
''I'm many owners of dildo''

-You
User avatar #14 - leonhardt (09/15/2014) [-]
But they thought he did.
And that's all that matters.
#42 - anonymous (09/15/2014) [-]
#37 - anonymous (09/15/2014) [-]
poser american idiots
User avatar #15 - Walnuts (09/15/2014) [-]
But when the day comes they're going to expect him to be the man in the situation and he might just pussy out because he'll know he gon get hurt for real
User avatar #39 - thegamegestapo (09/15/2014) [-]
Nah, then peer pressure and pride will cause him to do it for real.
User avatar #32 - phoenixprince (09/15/2014) [-]
he once said "I have only cried twice in my life: once when I was 7 and was hit by a school bus..." the second one I wont mention as it is a spoiler but he has also stated once after being shot by his brother they both had a good laugh about it
User avatar #16 - leonhardt (09/15/2014) [-]
Have you even seen the show m8?
User avatar #17 - Walnuts (09/15/2014) [-]
Eh, I saw the best of Ron Swanson on youtube, so no, not really
User avatar #18 - Walnuts (09/15/2014) [-]
I guess I'm not really an authority on the matter. I'll shut my pie hole
#25 - anonymous (09/15/2014) [-]
pineapple
#125 - That is the first time I've ever seen something like that. Tha… 09/14/2014 on An Ode to Cat 0
#123 - Dogs do that kind of stuff on accident, and then they can be t…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/14/2014 on An Ode to Cat 0
User avatar #124 - konradkurze (09/14/2014) [-]
User avatar #125 - Walnuts (09/14/2014) [-]
That is the first time I've ever seen something like that. That video also did you no justice when it comes to chewing random stuff and knocking shit over.
But wouldn't you agree most people buy cats only to have something to pet when they're sitting on their couch? The only experience I've had with cat owners is they get a kitten, pet it and cuddle with it a shit load while it's still small, and then they eventually just let the cat do whatever it wants. When they grow up, they seem like more of a chore to have than something you can love and play with.
#38 - From what I've seen from cats all over the internet and some f…  [+] (4 new replies) 09/14/2014 on An Ode to Cat 0
User avatar #54 - konradkurze (09/14/2014) [-]
right do tell me how dogs dont chew random stuff....use their size to knock shit over, bark at random shit, and slobber all over shit
User avatar #123 - Walnuts (09/14/2014) [-]
Dogs do that kind of stuff on accident, and then they can be trained not to rip up stuff. Cat's do it because they want to, and I've also never seen a trained cat
User avatar #124 - konradkurze (09/14/2014) [-]
User avatar #125 - Walnuts (09/14/2014) [-]
That is the first time I've ever seen something like that. That video also did you no justice when it comes to chewing random stuff and knocking shit over.
But wouldn't you agree most people buy cats only to have something to pet when they're sitting on their couch? The only experience I've had with cat owners is they get a kitten, pet it and cuddle with it a shit load while it's still small, and then they eventually just let the cat do whatever it wants. When they grow up, they seem like more of a chore to have than something you can love and play with.
#32 - I really hate cats and I don't understand why people defend th…  [+] (6 new replies) 09/14/2014 on An Ode to Cat -4
User avatar #36 - Rei (09/14/2014) [-]
Self cleaning, quiet, low maintenance, if they bite you there's minimal damage, they're cute, and they don't just love anyone, if your the owner you're someone specail to that cat.
User avatar #38 - Walnuts (09/14/2014) [-]
From what I've seen from cats all over the internet and some friends, they seem like all they do is fuck shit up and not care. Then they make up for it by rubbing up against you
User avatar #54 - konradkurze (09/14/2014) [-]
right do tell me how dogs dont chew random stuff....use their size to knock shit over, bark at random shit, and slobber all over shit
User avatar #123 - Walnuts (09/14/2014) [-]
Dogs do that kind of stuff on accident, and then they can be trained not to rip up stuff. Cat's do it because they want to, and I've also never seen a trained cat
User avatar #124 - konradkurze (09/14/2014) [-]
User avatar #125 - Walnuts (09/14/2014) [-]
That is the first time I've ever seen something like that. That video also did you no justice when it comes to chewing random stuff and knocking shit over.
But wouldn't you agree most people buy cats only to have something to pet when they're sitting on their couch? The only experience I've had with cat owners is they get a kitten, pet it and cuddle with it a shit load while it's still small, and then they eventually just let the cat do whatever it wants. When they grow up, they seem like more of a chore to have than something you can love and play with.
#56 - "Show me the smart child." "How does they'r… 09/13/2014 on (untitled) +1
#9664728 - Why is it whenever I get a notification about someone mentioni…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/13/2014 on JIDF meeting spot 0
#9664730 - xxangelisxx (09/13/2014) [-]
Oh.

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#16 - RedHulk (04/23/2014) [-]
**RedHulk rolled image** Hi, I'm Paul!
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User avatar #12 to #11 - Walnuts (02/16/2013) [-]
It was a way to allow yourself to know you're dreaming while you were asleep so you can control your dreams. But I suggest not attempting it because some people will suffer sleep paralysis, which is not very fun.
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User avatar #14 to #13 - Walnuts (02/16/2013) [-]
Yeah, that kind of stuff
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#9 - fromtheinternet (02/15/2013) [-]
You sir, are a beautiful man   
   
   
no homo, I'm a girl
You sir, are a beautiful man


no homo, I'm a girl
User avatar #10 to #9 - Walnuts (02/15/2013) [-]
Thank you, and thank you for using a Pewds gif
#6 - heyfuckoff (02/15/2013) [-]
you are a handsome male, that is all. Sarcasm isn't intended.
User avatar #7 to #6 - Walnuts (02/15/2013) [-]
Thank you Sir or Madam
#8 to #7 - heyfuckoff (02/15/2013) [-]
(Female) And you're welcome Sir. Have a nice day
User avatar #4 - moviedude (09/11/2010) [-]
does that Controll your dream thing really work?
User avatar #5 to #4 - Walnuts (09/12/2010) [-]
yep, it just might take a few days to get used to it
#2 - sammyboys (08/20/2010) [-]
Thanks for the "control your dreams" thing!  
  
You cool bro!  
  
Have a rather disturbing GIF in return!
Thanks for the "control your dreams" thing!

You cool bro!

Have a rather disturbing GIF in return!
#1 - KingOfLulz (08/20/2010) [-]
u get my award
#3 to #1 - Zabuza (08/20/2010) [-]
I SHALL REPAY WITH THIS
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