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#86 - DO you ride motorcycles in california? NO??? then shut your ya…  [+] (15 replies) 12/03/2013 on Faith in Humanity fully... +1
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#90 - snakefire (12/03/2013) [-]
1. I don't have a problem with bikers, I've seen plenty with tolerable noise levels
2. I don't have a problem with your lifestyle and I agree its a smart investment to ride a motorcycle if it suits you.
3. You don't have to purposely rev your annoying ass hog up residential areas and annoy and disturb those living there quietly.

Notice how I didn't give asasinmonkey any shit for being a biker? I gave YOU shit because you bragged about how loud and annoying your goddamn chopper is.
You're not a badass for sounding loud, nobody appreciates you reving in an empty residential street to grab attention, Just ride your fucking bike and try not to be an insufferable moron about it.
#94 - asasinmonkey (12/03/2013) [-]
Also people arent gonna stop doing something because it annoys you. Either make them stop some how or leave the situation.
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#92 - WHATTHEPISSTRAINE (12/03/2013) [-]
If you read the part about the ONLY SAFETY FEATURE ON THE BIKE you'de understand, Every non at fault (cause there are many) Motorcycle accident in the united states. Is caused by a driver who couldnt (or refused to) see the motorcycle. The horn on a motorcycle is Generally so quiet You may as well play a kazoo so Revving the pipes IS the only way to Warn someone of your location once they've already swapped into your lane.
Next Motorcycles have something You might call a manual transmission,
A stock fuel injected motorcycle will keep revving as a clutch is pulled thus speeding up the engine making more noise due to poor computer programing
NEXT Motorcycles have Manual transmissions
You have to use the Throttle to prevent stalling out the Motorcycle which can cause the vehical behind you From simply running you over
NEXT there are ass holes on bikes as there are ass holes in rice burners, Muscle cars, and mini vans, Some people are going to be ass holes
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#95 - snakefire (12/03/2013) [-]
I know some people are going to be assholes. They're the people I'm upset about.

Thats why I'm arguing with you and not asasinmonkey. He can makes the exact same point and not be a complete dick about it.
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#98 - WHATTHEPISSTRAINE (12/03/2013) [-]
And whining about the only reason I wasnt hit dead on Should understandibly Piss me off.
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#97 - WHATTHEPISSTRAINE (12/03/2013) [-]
I am intoxicated and still figuring out how I'm going to put my bike back together. Since you asked. A cracked frame is beyond Totaled and I'm filling up a god damned f150 almost bi weekly that I can't fucking sell In any state while gas prices are this high.
#91 - asasinmonkey (12/03/2013) [-]
I agree with WHATTHEPISSTRAINE and he was being pretty reasonable till #78. But people do drive like assholes and most people dont give a flying fuck about a guy on a motorcycle when they are driving. You dont like loud noises move to the country.
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#96 - WHATTHEPISSTRAINE (12/03/2013) [-]
I do apologize for Hard right wing swings into motorcycle extremism, I am rather intoxicated and STILL pissed that my shadow is in pieces due to a fucking teen aged girl on her phone with the music up wearing sunglasses at night who Hit my bike on Interstate 95. Who pinned the blame on me.
#99 - asasinmonkey (12/03/2013) [-]
Shit i feel that. Had an Asian broad clip my rear end in broad daylight. No traffic around but me and her. Stupid bitch drove off after leave a guy lying on the road without so much as a "you still living guy?" Tore my dyna all to hell. Fucking cunt.
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#100 - WHATTHEPISSTRAINE (12/03/2013) [-]
I'de rather not have stood up at all.. last thing i saw was my livelyhood flipping into the woods. I know that Pain man. Hopefully my next move in life will pull me out of this funk i've been in. Of course.. I feel i'll be selling my soul to work as a salesman in a car dealership... though I'm glad to already have the connections in high management
#102 - asasinmonkey (12/03/2013) [-]
Hopefully you'll be back riding soon man, and hey being a car salesmen is better than working at McDonald's. I dont know what i'd do without my bike.
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#104 - WHATTHEPISSTRAINE (12/03/2013) [-]
Yeah but working detail at the same dealership for the past 3 years hasn't cut it enough. Sooner I'm back on the road the Better I'll be. No better high man...
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#101 - WHATTHEPISSTRAINE (12/03/2013) [-]
and maybe I can get this fucking ticket paid while i'm at it...
#105 - asasinmonkey (12/03/2013) [-]
Shit know that feeling too. Texas DPS all in my ass atm.
#93 - asasinmonkey (12/03/2013) [-]
Anything more likely to make you noticeable on a bike is a good thing.
#80 - If I find A four wheeled vehicle on the road Who pays attentio…  [+] (17 replies) 12/03/2013 on Faith in Humanity fully... +2
#82 - snakefire (12/03/2013) [-]
Dude you're being an insufferable asshole. But I guess I'm some queer for living in california.

Maybe though, if its so fucking dangerous, instead of being dangerous AND annoying, you could just stop doing it. Now obviously that's absurd to ask.

But Its not a problem on the road, thats fine, but keep your fucking gay ass hog out of a residential area and ruining the peace you fucking fag.
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#86 - WHATTHEPISSTRAINE (12/03/2013) [-]
DO you ride motorcycles in california? NO??? then shut your yap you have not involvement. People DRIVE fine there its the bikers there that have no common sense if you can read.


Well heres simple facts.
Here in Florida, Gasoline is less than California so maybe you can understand:
At 3.50 a gallon To fill my secondary transportation (my truck I use to transport my bike and Help friends move) Will cost me $60 For on average A weeks worth of use
My Motorcycle which uses a 3.5 gallon tank only costs me 13$ rounded up Right?
Now WHY WHY WHY would i use a 10 Mpg truck as my daily driver when I make 15 Grand a year When I could use $13 in a 45 mile per gallon honda shadow, And go the same distance For A lower price.
Well heres a simple fact chum
I make 15 grand a FUcking year.. Process that thats minimum wage my friend. And while your sucking down Gas like a twenty dollar whore sucking cocks on black friday, Not looking where your driving and making People trying to Live their Lives a simple statistic. I'm surviving off of the scraps Society has Already SHAT out Carving my own way back to a safe place.
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#90 - snakefire (12/03/2013) [-]
1. I don't have a problem with bikers, I've seen plenty with tolerable noise levels
2. I don't have a problem with your lifestyle and I agree its a smart investment to ride a motorcycle if it suits you.
3. You don't have to purposely rev your annoying ass hog up residential areas and annoy and disturb those living there quietly.

Notice how I didn't give asasinmonkey any shit for being a biker? I gave YOU shit because you bragged about how loud and annoying your goddamn chopper is.
You're not a badass for sounding loud, nobody appreciates you reving in an empty residential street to grab attention, Just ride your fucking bike and try not to be an insufferable moron about it.
#94 - asasinmonkey (12/03/2013) [-]
Also people arent gonna stop doing something because it annoys you. Either make them stop some how or leave the situation.
User avatar
#92 - WHATTHEPISSTRAINE (12/03/2013) [-]
If you read the part about the ONLY SAFETY FEATURE ON THE BIKE you'de understand, Every non at fault (cause there are many) Motorcycle accident in the united states. Is caused by a driver who couldnt (or refused to) see the motorcycle. The horn on a motorcycle is Generally so quiet You may as well play a kazoo so Revving the pipes IS the only way to Warn someone of your location once they've already swapped into your lane.
Next Motorcycles have something You might call a manual transmission,
A stock fuel injected motorcycle will keep revving as a clutch is pulled thus speeding up the engine making more noise due to poor computer programing
NEXT Motorcycles have Manual transmissions
You have to use the Throttle to prevent stalling out the Motorcycle which can cause the vehical behind you From simply running you over
NEXT there are ass holes on bikes as there are ass holes in rice burners, Muscle cars, and mini vans, Some people are going to be ass holes
User avatar
#95 - snakefire (12/03/2013) [-]
I know some people are going to be assholes. They're the people I'm upset about.

Thats why I'm arguing with you and not asasinmonkey. He can makes the exact same point and not be a complete dick about it.
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#98 - WHATTHEPISSTRAINE (12/03/2013) [-]
And whining about the only reason I wasnt hit dead on Should understandibly Piss me off.
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#97 - WHATTHEPISSTRAINE (12/03/2013) [-]
I am intoxicated and still figuring out how I'm going to put my bike back together. Since you asked. A cracked frame is beyond Totaled and I'm filling up a god damned f150 almost bi weekly that I can't fucking sell In any state while gas prices are this high.
#91 - asasinmonkey (12/03/2013) [-]
I agree with WHATTHEPISSTRAINE and he was being pretty reasonable till #78. But people do drive like assholes and most people dont give a flying fuck about a guy on a motorcycle when they are driving. You dont like loud noises move to the country.
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#96 - WHATTHEPISSTRAINE (12/03/2013) [-]
I do apologize for Hard right wing swings into motorcycle extremism, I am rather intoxicated and STILL pissed that my shadow is in pieces due to a fucking teen aged girl on her phone with the music up wearing sunglasses at night who Hit my bike on Interstate 95. Who pinned the blame on me.
#99 - asasinmonkey (12/03/2013) [-]
Shit i feel that. Had an Asian broad clip my rear end in broad daylight. No traffic around but me and her. Stupid bitch drove off after leave a guy lying on the road without so much as a "you still living guy?" Tore my dyna all to hell. Fucking cunt.
User avatar
#100 - WHATTHEPISSTRAINE (12/03/2013) [-]
I'de rather not have stood up at all.. last thing i saw was my livelyhood flipping into the woods. I know that Pain man. Hopefully my next move in life will pull me out of this funk i've been in. Of course.. I feel i'll be selling my soul to work as a salesman in a car dealership... though I'm glad to already have the connections in high management
#102 - asasinmonkey (12/03/2013) [-]
Hopefully you'll be back riding soon man, and hey being a car salesmen is better than working at McDonald's. I dont know what i'd do without my bike.
User avatar
#104 - WHATTHEPISSTRAINE (12/03/2013) [-]
Yeah but working detail at the same dealership for the past 3 years hasn't cut it enough. Sooner I'm back on the road the Better I'll be. No better high man...
User avatar
#101 - WHATTHEPISSTRAINE (12/03/2013) [-]
and maybe I can get this fucking ticket paid while i'm at it...
#105 - asasinmonkey (12/03/2013) [-]
Shit know that feeling too. Texas DPS all in my ass atm.
#93 - asasinmonkey (12/03/2013) [-]
Anything more likely to make you noticeable on a bike is a good thing.
#77 - Learn How to drive, And bikes won't need such noise, Loud pipe…  [+] (24 replies) 12/03/2013 on Faith in Humanity fully... +3
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#78 - snakefire (12/03/2013) [-]
You. are. punishing. people. who. dont. deserve it.

Not everyone drives like an idiot, so stop having some innate prejudice for us normal people who drive cars.
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#117 - riathewolf (12/03/2013) [-]
I don't think you're really understanding the point.
He. Has. A. Loud. Bike. To. Keep. Himself. Safe.
It's the same reason cars have horns.
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#118 - snakefire (12/03/2013) [-]
Cars horns don't constantly blare.
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#119 - riathewolf (12/03/2013) [-]
Yes, and cars are easily seen. Bikes? Not quite so much.
#83 - hangingtree (12/03/2013) [-]
Also dude, you're driving in a two ton vehicle at around 100 mph.

Yes it's annoying and loud but you need every precaution to make sure people don't die.
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#80 - WHATTHEPISSTRAINE (12/03/2013) [-]
If I find A four wheeled vehicle on the road Who pays attention, I'll be prone to agree with you. I'm not punishing anyone, Just keeping my Heart beating, And until you Have ridden two wheels down the road, You'll never understand What Defensive driving is and how aggressive the general public is, (that is unless you live in california... Those queers cant ride for shit). Until you've met pavement at 65 miles per hour with just a jacket and a plastic helmet separating you from being skinned alive, You've never experienced facing death on the road, Everyone on a bike will have an accident in their life, Don't be the cause of someones end. Listen for their pipes, If you cant take the noise.. Roll your damned windows up, The Ass hole in the ricer is ten times louder than me and your car is designed to dampen sound to an extent.
#82 - snakefire (12/03/2013) [-]
Dude you're being an insufferable asshole. But I guess I'm some queer for living in california.

Maybe though, if its so fucking dangerous, instead of being dangerous AND annoying, you could just stop doing it. Now obviously that's absurd to ask.

But Its not a problem on the road, thats fine, but keep your fucking gay ass hog out of a residential area and ruining the peace you fucking fag.
User avatar
#86 - WHATTHEPISSTRAINE (12/03/2013) [-]
DO you ride motorcycles in california? NO??? then shut your yap you have not involvement. People DRIVE fine there its the bikers there that have no common sense if you can read.


Well heres simple facts.
Here in Florida, Gasoline is less than California so maybe you can understand:
At 3.50 a gallon To fill my secondary transportation (my truck I use to transport my bike and Help friends move) Will cost me $60 For on average A weeks worth of use
My Motorcycle which uses a 3.5 gallon tank only costs me 13$ rounded up Right?
Now WHY WHY WHY would i use a 10 Mpg truck as my daily driver when I make 15 Grand a year When I could use $13 in a 45 mile per gallon honda shadow, And go the same distance For A lower price.
Well heres a simple fact chum
I make 15 grand a FUcking year.. Process that thats minimum wage my friend. And while your sucking down Gas like a twenty dollar whore sucking cocks on black friday, Not looking where your driving and making People trying to Live their Lives a simple statistic. I'm surviving off of the scraps Society has Already SHAT out Carving my own way back to a safe place.
User avatar
#90 - snakefire (12/03/2013) [-]
1. I don't have a problem with bikers, I've seen plenty with tolerable noise levels
2. I don't have a problem with your lifestyle and I agree its a smart investment to ride a motorcycle if it suits you.
3. You don't have to purposely rev your annoying ass hog up residential areas and annoy and disturb those living there quietly.

Notice how I didn't give asasinmonkey any shit for being a biker? I gave YOU shit because you bragged about how loud and annoying your goddamn chopper is.
You're not a badass for sounding loud, nobody appreciates you reving in an empty residential street to grab attention, Just ride your fucking bike and try not to be an insufferable moron about it.
#94 - asasinmonkey (12/03/2013) [-]
Also people arent gonna stop doing something because it annoys you. Either make them stop some how or leave the situation.
User avatar
#92 - WHATTHEPISSTRAINE (12/03/2013) [-]
If you read the part about the ONLY SAFETY FEATURE ON THE BIKE you'de understand, Every non at fault (cause there are many) Motorcycle accident in the united states. Is caused by a driver who couldnt (or refused to) see the motorcycle. The horn on a motorcycle is Generally so quiet You may as well play a kazoo so Revving the pipes IS the only way to Warn someone of your location once they've already swapped into your lane.
Next Motorcycles have something You might call a manual transmission,
A stock fuel injected motorcycle will keep revving as a clutch is pulled thus speeding up the engine making more noise due to poor computer programing
NEXT Motorcycles have Manual transmissions
You have to use the Throttle to prevent stalling out the Motorcycle which can cause the vehical behind you From simply running you over
NEXT there are ass holes on bikes as there are ass holes in rice burners, Muscle cars, and mini vans, Some people are going to be ass holes
User avatar
#95 - snakefire (12/03/2013) [-]
I know some people are going to be assholes. They're the people I'm upset about.

Thats why I'm arguing with you and not asasinmonkey. He can makes the exact same point and not be a complete dick about it.
User avatar
#98 - WHATTHEPISSTRAINE (12/03/2013) [-]
And whining about the only reason I wasnt hit dead on Should understandibly Piss me off.
User avatar
#97 - WHATTHEPISSTRAINE (12/03/2013) [-]
I am intoxicated and still figuring out how I'm going to put my bike back together. Since you asked. A cracked frame is beyond Totaled and I'm filling up a god damned f150 almost bi weekly that I can't fucking sell In any state while gas prices are this high.
#91 - asasinmonkey (12/03/2013) [-]
I agree with WHATTHEPISSTRAINE and he was being pretty reasonable till #78. But people do drive like assholes and most people dont give a flying fuck about a guy on a motorcycle when they are driving. You dont like loud noises move to the country.
User avatar
#96 - WHATTHEPISSTRAINE (12/03/2013) [-]
I do apologize for Hard right wing swings into motorcycle extremism, I am rather intoxicated and STILL pissed that my shadow is in pieces due to a fucking teen aged girl on her phone with the music up wearing sunglasses at night who Hit my bike on Interstate 95. Who pinned the blame on me.
#99 - asasinmonkey (12/03/2013) [-]
Shit i feel that. Had an Asian broad clip my rear end in broad daylight. No traffic around but me and her. Stupid bitch drove off after leave a guy lying on the road without so much as a "you still living guy?" Tore my dyna all to hell. Fucking cunt.
User avatar
#100 - WHATTHEPISSTRAINE (12/03/2013) [-]
I'de rather not have stood up at all.. last thing i saw was my livelyhood flipping into the woods. I know that Pain man. Hopefully my next move in life will pull me out of this funk i've been in. Of course.. I feel i'll be selling my soul to work as a salesman in a car dealership... though I'm glad to already have the connections in high management
#102 - asasinmonkey (12/03/2013) [-]
Hopefully you'll be back riding soon man, and hey being a car salesmen is better than working at McDonald's. I dont know what i'd do without my bike.
User avatar
#104 - WHATTHEPISSTRAINE (12/03/2013) [-]
Yeah but working detail at the same dealership for the past 3 years hasn't cut it enough. Sooner I'm back on the road the Better I'll be. No better high man...
User avatar
#101 - WHATTHEPISSTRAINE (12/03/2013) [-]
and maybe I can get this fucking ticket paid while i'm at it...
#105 - asasinmonkey (12/03/2013) [-]
Shit know that feeling too. Texas DPS all in my ass atm.
#93 - asasinmonkey (12/03/2013) [-]
Anything more likely to make you noticeable on a bike is a good thing.
User avatar
#79 - killthebilly (12/03/2013) [-]
that's not what he's saying. He's saying that he keeps the pipes as they could save his life.
If nobody drove like morons there wouldn't be a need for them.
#74 - It is when some teenage cunt tears the front end off your bike…  [+] (26 replies) 12/03/2013 on Faith in Humanity fully... 0
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#76 - snakefire (12/03/2013) [-]
Its still not relevant.
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#77 - WHATTHEPISSTRAINE (12/03/2013) [-]
Learn How to drive, And bikes won't need such noise, Loud pipes save lives every day, Look twice for motorcycles
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#78 - snakefire (12/03/2013) [-]
You. are. punishing. people. who. dont. deserve it.

Not everyone drives like an idiot, so stop having some innate prejudice for us normal people who drive cars.
User avatar
#117 - riathewolf (12/03/2013) [-]
I don't think you're really understanding the point.
He. Has. A. Loud. Bike. To. Keep. Himself. Safe.
It's the same reason cars have horns.
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#118 - snakefire (12/03/2013) [-]
Cars horns don't constantly blare.
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#119 - riathewolf (12/03/2013) [-]
Yes, and cars are easily seen. Bikes? Not quite so much.
#83 - hangingtree (12/03/2013) [-]
Also dude, you're driving in a two ton vehicle at around 100 mph.

Yes it's annoying and loud but you need every precaution to make sure people don't die.
User avatar
#80 - WHATTHEPISSTRAINE (12/03/2013) [-]
If I find A four wheeled vehicle on the road Who pays attention, I'll be prone to agree with you. I'm not punishing anyone, Just keeping my Heart beating, And until you Have ridden two wheels down the road, You'll never understand What Defensive driving is and how aggressive the general public is, (that is unless you live in california... Those queers cant ride for shit). Until you've met pavement at 65 miles per hour with just a jacket and a plastic helmet separating you from being skinned alive, You've never experienced facing death on the road, Everyone on a bike will have an accident in their life, Don't be the cause of someones end. Listen for their pipes, If you cant take the noise.. Roll your damned windows up, The Ass hole in the ricer is ten times louder than me and your car is designed to dampen sound to an extent.
#82 - snakefire (12/03/2013) [-]
Dude you're being an insufferable asshole. But I guess I'm some queer for living in california.

Maybe though, if its so fucking dangerous, instead of being dangerous AND annoying, you could just stop doing it. Now obviously that's absurd to ask.

But Its not a problem on the road, thats fine, but keep your fucking gay ass hog out of a residential area and ruining the peace you fucking fag.
User avatar
#86 - WHATTHEPISSTRAINE (12/03/2013) [-]
DO you ride motorcycles in california? NO??? then shut your yap you have not involvement. People DRIVE fine there its the bikers there that have no common sense if you can read.


Well heres simple facts.
Here in Florida, Gasoline is less than California so maybe you can understand:
At 3.50 a gallon To fill my secondary transportation (my truck I use to transport my bike and Help friends move) Will cost me $60 For on average A weeks worth of use
My Motorcycle which uses a 3.5 gallon tank only costs me 13$ rounded up Right?
Now WHY WHY WHY would i use a 10 Mpg truck as my daily driver when I make 15 Grand a year When I could use $13 in a 45 mile per gallon honda shadow, And go the same distance For A lower price.
Well heres a simple fact chum
I make 15 grand a FUcking year.. Process that thats minimum wage my friend. And while your sucking down Gas like a twenty dollar whore sucking cocks on black friday, Not looking where your driving and making People trying to Live their Lives a simple statistic. I'm surviving off of the scraps Society has Already SHAT out Carving my own way back to a safe place.
User avatar
#90 - snakefire (12/03/2013) [-]
1. I don't have a problem with bikers, I've seen plenty with tolerable noise levels
2. I don't have a problem with your lifestyle and I agree its a smart investment to ride a motorcycle if it suits you.
3. You don't have to purposely rev your annoying ass hog up residential areas and annoy and disturb those living there quietly.

Notice how I didn't give asasinmonkey any shit for being a biker? I gave YOU shit because you bragged about how loud and annoying your goddamn chopper is.
You're not a badass for sounding loud, nobody appreciates you reving in an empty residential street to grab attention, Just ride your fucking bike and try not to be an insufferable moron about it.
#94 - asasinmonkey (12/03/2013) [-]
Also people arent gonna stop doing something because it annoys you. Either make them stop some how or leave the situation.
User avatar
#92 - WHATTHEPISSTRAINE (12/03/2013) [-]
If you read the part about the ONLY SAFETY FEATURE ON THE BIKE you'de understand, Every non at fault (cause there are many) Motorcycle accident in the united states. Is caused by a driver who couldnt (or refused to) see the motorcycle. The horn on a motorcycle is Generally so quiet You may as well play a kazoo so Revving the pipes IS the only way to Warn someone of your location once they've already swapped into your lane.
Next Motorcycles have something You might call a manual transmission,
A stock fuel injected motorcycle will keep revving as a clutch is pulled thus speeding up the engine making more noise due to poor computer programing
NEXT Motorcycles have Manual transmissions
You have to use the Throttle to prevent stalling out the Motorcycle which can cause the vehical behind you From simply running you over
NEXT there are ass holes on bikes as there are ass holes in rice burners, Muscle cars, and mini vans, Some people are going to be ass holes
User avatar
#95 - snakefire (12/03/2013) [-]
I know some people are going to be assholes. They're the people I'm upset about.

Thats why I'm arguing with you and not asasinmonkey. He can makes the exact same point and not be a complete dick about it.
User avatar
#98 - WHATTHEPISSTRAINE (12/03/2013) [-]
And whining about the only reason I wasnt hit dead on Should understandibly Piss me off.
User avatar
#97 - WHATTHEPISSTRAINE (12/03/2013) [-]
I am intoxicated and still figuring out how I'm going to put my bike back together. Since you asked. A cracked frame is beyond Totaled and I'm filling up a god damned f150 almost bi weekly that I can't fucking sell In any state while gas prices are this high.
#91 - asasinmonkey (12/03/2013) [-]
I agree with WHATTHEPISSTRAINE and he was being pretty reasonable till #78. But people do drive like assholes and most people dont give a flying fuck about a guy on a motorcycle when they are driving. You dont like loud noises move to the country.
User avatar
#96 - WHATTHEPISSTRAINE (12/03/2013) [-]
I do apologize for Hard right wing swings into motorcycle extremism, I am rather intoxicated and STILL pissed that my shadow is in pieces due to a fucking teen aged girl on her phone with the music up wearing sunglasses at night who Hit my bike on Interstate 95. Who pinned the blame on me.
#99 - asasinmonkey (12/03/2013) [-]
Shit i feel that. Had an Asian broad clip my rear end in broad daylight. No traffic around but me and her. Stupid bitch drove off after leave a guy lying on the road without so much as a "you still living guy?" Tore my dyna all to hell. Fucking cunt.
User avatar
#100 - WHATTHEPISSTRAINE (12/03/2013) [-]
I'de rather not have stood up at all.. last thing i saw was my livelyhood flipping into the woods. I know that Pain man. Hopefully my next move in life will pull me out of this funk i've been in. Of course.. I feel i'll be selling my soul to work as a salesman in a car dealership... though I'm glad to already have the connections in high management
#102 - asasinmonkey (12/03/2013) [-]
Hopefully you'll be back riding soon man, and hey being a car salesmen is better than working at McDonald's. I dont know what i'd do without my bike.
User avatar
#104 - WHATTHEPISSTRAINE (12/03/2013) [-]
Yeah but working detail at the same dealership for the past 3 years hasn't cut it enough. Sooner I'm back on the road the Better I'll be. No better high man...
User avatar
#101 - WHATTHEPISSTRAINE (12/03/2013) [-]
and maybe I can get this fucking ticket paid while i'm at it...
#105 - asasinmonkey (12/03/2013) [-]
Shit know that feeling too. Texas DPS all in my ass atm.
#93 - asasinmonkey (12/03/2013) [-]
Anything more likely to make you noticeable on a bike is a good thing.
User avatar
#79 - killthebilly (12/03/2013) [-]
that's not what he's saying. He's saying that he keeps the pipes as they could save his life.
If nobody drove like morons there wouldn't be a need for them.
#71 - And I think drivers could be less distracted by twitter  [+] (28 replies) 12/03/2013 on Faith in Humanity fully... 0
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#72 - snakefire (12/03/2013) [-]
That's not relevant.
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#74 - WHATTHEPISSTRAINE (12/03/2013) [-]
It is when some teenage cunt tears the front end off your bike on Interstate 95 in her daddies car..
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#76 - snakefire (12/03/2013) [-]
Its still not relevant.
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#77 - WHATTHEPISSTRAINE (12/03/2013) [-]
Learn How to drive, And bikes won't need such noise, Loud pipes save lives every day, Look twice for motorcycles
User avatar
#78 - snakefire (12/03/2013) [-]
You. are. punishing. people. who. dont. deserve it.

Not everyone drives like an idiot, so stop having some innate prejudice for us normal people who drive cars.
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#117 - riathewolf (12/03/2013) [-]
I don't think you're really understanding the point.
He. Has. A. Loud. Bike. To. Keep. Himself. Safe.
It's the same reason cars have horns.
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#118 - snakefire (12/03/2013) [-]
Cars horns don't constantly blare.
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#119 - riathewolf (12/03/2013) [-]
Yes, and cars are easily seen. Bikes? Not quite so much.
#83 - hangingtree (12/03/2013) [-]
Also dude, you're driving in a two ton vehicle at around 100 mph.

Yes it's annoying and loud but you need every precaution to make sure people don't die.
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#80 - WHATTHEPISSTRAINE (12/03/2013) [-]
If I find A four wheeled vehicle on the road Who pays attention, I'll be prone to agree with you. I'm not punishing anyone, Just keeping my Heart beating, And until you Have ridden two wheels down the road, You'll never understand What Defensive driving is and how aggressive the general public is, (that is unless you live in california... Those queers cant ride for shit). Until you've met pavement at 65 miles per hour with just a jacket and a plastic helmet separating you from being skinned alive, You've never experienced facing death on the road, Everyone on a bike will have an accident in their life, Don't be the cause of someones end. Listen for their pipes, If you cant take the noise.. Roll your damned windows up, The Ass hole in the ricer is ten times louder than me and your car is designed to dampen sound to an extent.
#82 - snakefire (12/03/2013) [-]
Dude you're being an insufferable asshole. But I guess I'm some queer for living in california.

Maybe though, if its so fucking dangerous, instead of being dangerous AND annoying, you could just stop doing it. Now obviously that's absurd to ask.

But Its not a problem on the road, thats fine, but keep your fucking gay ass hog out of a residential area and ruining the peace you fucking fag.
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#86 - WHATTHEPISSTRAINE (12/03/2013) [-]
DO you ride motorcycles in california? NO??? then shut your yap you have not involvement. People DRIVE fine there its the bikers there that have no common sense if you can read.


Well heres simple facts.
Here in Florida, Gasoline is less than California so maybe you can understand:
At 3.50 a gallon To fill my secondary transportation (my truck I use to transport my bike and Help friends move) Will cost me $60 For on average A weeks worth of use
My Motorcycle which uses a 3.5 gallon tank only costs me 13$ rounded up Right?
Now WHY WHY WHY would i use a 10 Mpg truck as my daily driver when I make 15 Grand a year When I could use $13 in a 45 mile per gallon honda shadow, And go the same distance For A lower price.
Well heres a simple fact chum
I make 15 grand a FUcking year.. Process that thats minimum wage my friend. And while your sucking down Gas like a twenty dollar whore sucking cocks on black friday, Not looking where your driving and making People trying to Live their Lives a simple statistic. I'm surviving off of the scraps Society has Already SHAT out Carving my own way back to a safe place.
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#90 - snakefire (12/03/2013) [-]
1. I don't have a problem with bikers, I've seen plenty with tolerable noise levels
2. I don't have a problem with your lifestyle and I agree its a smart investment to ride a motorcycle if it suits you.
3. You don't have to purposely rev your annoying ass hog up residential areas and annoy and disturb those living there quietly.

Notice how I didn't give asasinmonkey any shit for being a biker? I gave YOU shit because you bragged about how loud and annoying your goddamn chopper is.
You're not a badass for sounding loud, nobody appreciates you reving in an empty residential street to grab attention, Just ride your fucking bike and try not to be an insufferable moron about it.
#94 - asasinmonkey (12/03/2013) [-]
Also people arent gonna stop doing something because it annoys you. Either make them stop some how or leave the situation.
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#92 - WHATTHEPISSTRAINE (12/03/2013) [-]
If you read the part about the ONLY SAFETY FEATURE ON THE BIKE you'de understand, Every non at fault (cause there are many) Motorcycle accident in the united states. Is caused by a driver who couldnt (or refused to) see the motorcycle. The horn on a motorcycle is Generally so quiet You may as well play a kazoo so Revving the pipes IS the only way to Warn someone of your location once they've already swapped into your lane.
Next Motorcycles have something You might call a manual transmission,
A stock fuel injected motorcycle will keep revving as a clutch is pulled thus speeding up the engine making more noise due to poor computer programing
NEXT Motorcycles have Manual transmissions
You have to use the Throttle to prevent stalling out the Motorcycle which can cause the vehical behind you From simply running you over
NEXT there are ass holes on bikes as there are ass holes in rice burners, Muscle cars, and mini vans, Some people are going to be ass holes
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#95 - snakefire (12/03/2013) [-]
I know some people are going to be assholes. They're the people I'm upset about.

Thats why I'm arguing with you and not asasinmonkey. He can makes the exact same point and not be a complete dick about it.
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#98 - WHATTHEPISSTRAINE (12/03/2013) [-]
And whining about the only reason I wasnt hit dead on Should understandibly Piss me off.
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#97 - WHATTHEPISSTRAINE (12/03/2013) [-]
I am intoxicated and still figuring out how I'm going to put my bike back together. Since you asked. A cracked frame is beyond Totaled and I'm filling up a god damned f150 almost bi weekly that I can't fucking sell In any state while gas prices are this high.
#91 - asasinmonkey (12/03/2013) [-]
I agree with WHATTHEPISSTRAINE and he was being pretty reasonable till #78. But people do drive like assholes and most people dont give a flying fuck about a guy on a motorcycle when they are driving. You dont like loud noises move to the country.
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#96 - WHATTHEPISSTRAINE (12/03/2013) [-]
I do apologize for Hard right wing swings into motorcycle extremism, I am rather intoxicated and STILL pissed that my shadow is in pieces due to a fucking teen aged girl on her phone with the music up wearing sunglasses at night who Hit my bike on Interstate 95. Who pinned the blame on me.
#99 - asasinmonkey (12/03/2013) [-]
Shit i feel that. Had an Asian broad clip my rear end in broad daylight. No traffic around but me and her. Stupid bitch drove off after leave a guy lying on the road without so much as a "you still living guy?" Tore my dyna all to hell. Fucking cunt.
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#100 - WHATTHEPISSTRAINE (12/03/2013) [-]
I'de rather not have stood up at all.. last thing i saw was my livelyhood flipping into the woods. I know that Pain man. Hopefully my next move in life will pull me out of this funk i've been in. Of course.. I feel i'll be selling my soul to work as a salesman in a car dealership... though I'm glad to already have the connections in high management
#102 - asasinmonkey (12/03/2013) [-]
Hopefully you'll be back riding soon man, and hey being a car salesmen is better than working at McDonald's. I dont know what i'd do without my bike.
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#104 - WHATTHEPISSTRAINE (12/03/2013) [-]
Yeah but working detail at the same dealership for the past 3 years hasn't cut it enough. Sooner I'm back on the road the Better I'll be. No better high man...
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#101 - WHATTHEPISSTRAINE (12/03/2013) [-]
and maybe I can get this fucking ticket paid while i'm at it...
#105 - asasinmonkey (12/03/2013) [-]
Shit know that feeling too. Texas DPS all in my ass atm.
#93 - asasinmonkey (12/03/2013) [-]
Anything more likely to make you noticeable on a bike is a good thing.
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#79 - killthebilly (12/03/2013) [-]
that's not what he's saying. He's saying that he keeps the pipes as they could save his life.
If nobody drove like morons there wouldn't be a need for them.
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#70 - snakefire (12/03/2013) [-]
You're being very rude.

You're stereotyping, your "Safety feature" causes more harm than good, and you're making everyone pay for something some assholes do.

People drive like idiots, that's not everyones problem.
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#60 - snakefire (12/03/2013) [-]
You're why people hate bikers.

Nobody needs to hear that shit. Its fine if you ride your little bikes but don't go giving people heart attacks because it sounds cool.

You're enforcing the negative stereotype.
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#63 - WHATTHEPISSTRAINE (12/03/2013) [-]
OOPS I'm sorry I still cant hear you over my only built in safety feature, I'm so Sorry you Hummer negros can't Look behind you so I have to make You HEAR me comming, And hell even with noise levels Pushing that of a Jumbo jet Some how People change lanes into mine all the time...
#70 - snakefire (12/03/2013) [-]
You're being very rude.

You're stereotyping, your "Safety feature" causes more harm than good, and you're making everyone pay for something some assholes do.

People drive like idiots, that's not everyones problem.