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#74 - Time to vent a little here. When I strive to be a better perso… 01/09/2016 on pussy truth +2
#1378623 - Look I"m not saying it was perfect, but it's not as bad a… 01/09/2016 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#136 - God I'm not even into asian girls but that first chick is hot … 01/09/2016 on Oh dear lord that last one 0
#96 - >implying with anybody on this site could get with a girl that hot  [+] (3 new replies) 01/09/2016 on Oh dear lord that last one +18
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#171 - kellexar (01/09/2016) [-]
I mean I can give you a picture of the girl in question, I think I still have some
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#168 - strallee (01/09/2016) [-]
Why the hell not?
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#141 - asmodeu (01/09/2016) [-]
I think this is just a US / Western civilization thing.
Here in Eastern Yurp it's fairly common to see fat ugly guys with slim hot girls and most of them aren't even rich...
#1378388 - I thought it immersed me better, but heh that's just me. 01/09/2016 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1378375 - I'd give it a 9.5/10 on everything but the story, of which I w… 01/09/2016 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1378372 - So I just beat fallout 4, and I think the first half of the ga…  [+] (5 new replies) 01/09/2016 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1378539 - oxidoferroso (01/09/2016) [-]
Are you going to replay it trying different builds? Oh wait, no level cap and perk system implies after level 20 all builds end up the same unless you purposefully ignore level us
Are you going to replay it trying different factions? Oh wait, same ending and level of fetch quests for all factions
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#1378623 - WATCHAGUNADOBOUTIT (01/09/2016) [-]
Look I"m not saying it was perfect, but it's not as bad as people were making it out to be. I had genuine fun up until the last 2 quests which felt very rushed and offered no definite conclusion.
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#1378387 - unikornking (01/09/2016) [-]
I'm really glad there was no karma system in this one, coming from someone who doesn't really care for 4. It seemed to serve no purpose whatsoever in the other ones.
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#1378388 - WATCHAGUNADOBOUTIT (01/09/2016) [-]
I thought it immersed me better, but heh that's just me.
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#1378375 - WATCHAGUNADOBOUTIT (01/09/2016) [-]
I'd give it a 9.5/10 on everything but the story, of which I would give a 5/10 for incompleteness
#19 - who the **** doesn't know about the emancipation proclamation?… 01/08/2016 on F in school 0
#93 - Except in one scenario it's just against public norm, an… 01/08/2016 on two husbands +1
#28 - I mean that was the intent, but slavery was either just thrown…  [+] (11 new replies) 01/08/2016 on slave joke 0
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#35 - ilovehitler (01/08/2016) [-]
Slavery had zero impact on the war. The slaves he 'freed' were the ones in rebelling states- states loyal to the north were allowed to keep their slaves. The rebelling states, which allegedly had their slaves freed by him, ignored his orders, because, y'know. They were rebelling.
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#58 - greyhoundfd (01/08/2016) [-]
Actually, it had a huge impact on the war. Britain was considering coming into the civil war on the side of the Confederacy, since it wanted to prevent the United States becoming a world power by cutting out the heart of its agricultural industry, but by declaring the war about banning slavery, which had been illegal in Britain for decades, popular opinion turned enormously in favor of staying out of the war or even supporting the Union.

In fact, the involvement of Britain was so significant that it's arguable that Lincoln did not even fully want a war banning slavery, but simply needed the strategic benefit in order to keep the Empire out of the war.
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#46 - srskate (01/08/2016) [-]
Thats what the emancipation proclamation did, but then the 13th amendment was passed


And that amendment only got passed because the southern states weren't represented in congress due to the war

"President Lincoln had had concerns that the Emancipation Proclamation of 1863 might be reversed or found invalid after the war. He saw constitutional amendment as a more permanent solution.[39][40] ...Nonetheless, Lincoln's 1864 party platform resolved to abolish slavery by constitutional amendment.[42][43] After winning the election of 1864, Lincoln made the passage of the Thirteenth Amendment his top legislative priority, beginning his efforts while the "lame duck" session was still in office.[44][45] Popular support for the amendment mounted. and Lincoln urged Congress on in his December 6 State of the Union speech* "there is only a question of time as to when the proposed amendment will go to the States for their action. And as it is to so go, at all events, may we not agree that the sooner the better?"[46]"**

emphasis mine
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#49 - ilovehitler (01/08/2016) [-]
Huh, thought the thirteenth amendment was made after the war.
Guess I was wrong.
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#51 - srskate (01/08/2016) [-]
reading further, it looks like it was actually ratified post war, but much of the leg work had been done prior. Ratification started at the beginning of 1865 and ended at the end of 1865, while the war ended min 1865. Lincoln was actually assassinated before the amendment passed.

I actually didn't know this till today. I read your comment and decided to double-check myself
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#45 - sketchysketchist (01/08/2016) [-]
Didn't it have to do with being able to secede from the union.

Slavery had the impact in the sense that people who still wanted to keep slaves felt that they had the right to split the country in half where they make their own rules.
Lincoln wasn't having any of that shit, and as punishment took away their slaves first before abolishing slavery.
Then again, I don't know shit about history, thanks to elementary and middle school glossing over this shit as simply; Racist whites wanted slaves, Lincoln stopped them, MLK did a Cameo, and now we're here.
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#50 - ilovehitler (01/08/2016) [-]
Yeah, guess so.
I was just thinking that the war wasn't fought by the north to free the slaves, but I forgot that's essentially why the south left.
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#52 - sketchysketchist (01/08/2016) [-]
That's exactly correct.

I remember that the North didn't really give two shits about slaves, they only wanted to abolish it because the South depended on slave labor more than the North. However, the South produced more of the important crap like crops and shizz, while the North was only good at mass production, i.e guns. The north didn't want to feel like the South had any power over them, because the North needed the south more, so they tried banning slavery to reduce their worth.

TLDR; No one gave a shit about slaves. North just didn't want to feel worthless.
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#63 - falxcariusbro (01/08/2016) [-]
Actually the north had a huge agricultural industry. Remember that the north included the midwest, which is and was better at producing edible crops while the south focused on cash crops rather than edible ones or industry, this ended up backfiring spectacularly for them when they had constant supply shortages thanks to the blockade while the north could basically produce everything it needed at home. Just about the only real industry the confederacy had was in northern Virginia, and that was under constant threat from Union campaigns to capture Richmond. The only real advantage the south had was that they had much better generals who were able to keep the fight going for four years as opposed the one year it probably would have taken if they stayed out of it.
TL;DR the Union had bigger industry and farming, and basically would have won straight away if Confederate generals weren't so good.
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#64 - sketchysketchist (01/08/2016) [-]
Well I have no reason to doubt you, and I'm too lazy to do research.

Again, I wish they actually taught this in school rather than bullshitting that it was about slavery.
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#65 - falxcariusbro (01/08/2016) [-]
Well it was about slavery....to the southerners. The south seceded because they were afraid the election of Lincoln meant the republicans would push abolitionism on the south (which was totally f*cking wrong, he just didn't want slavery to be extended to the southwest). For the north, though, it was about putting down a rebellion and keeping America whole.