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#9 - I honestly don't think anyone else could've played deadpool as…  [+] (60 replies) 04/29/2016 on dedpill +387
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#122 - fadetometallica (04/30/2016) [-]
The reason Ryan Reynolds wanted to play Deadpool so badly is because a while back Deadpool said something about how he looks like a mix between Ryan Reynolds and a Shar-pei. And what do you know, he did a great job.
#65 - learmy (04/30/2016) [-]
I'm sick of Reynold fantards who keep glorifying him for his role as Deadpool. HE IS AN ACTOR OF COURSE HE DID HIS BEST TO FIT THE CHARACTER. If you give the Deadpool role to any other actors, they will too, acting according to their character. Adam Driver would become a cool Deadpool too if you give the role to him. Not to mention John Boyega, or even Sam Jackson or Chris Evans. You name it.
#130 - mikamidaydream (04/30/2016) [-]
fk off. read text below for bonus braincells.
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#73 - brobyddark (04/30/2016) [-]
That's really not how it works. Not every actor can put the right personality to the character they're casted to play, which is why auditions exist. Its also why type-casting exists. Some actors can only do some roles, like Samuel Jackson with angry black people and Morgan Freeman with boring black people.

There's likely not going to be any other person to do the Deadpool role, because Ryan Reynolds did so well in it. That's why he's perfect fit for the character. Not to mention how well he knows Deadpool and how invested in the character he is. He knows exactly what Deadpool would say and how he would say it.
#77 - learmy (04/30/2016) [-]

They hired scriptwriters
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#118 - xtian (04/30/2016) [-]
Let's see scriptwriters save a Nicolas Cage starred Deadpool.
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#81 - brobyddark (04/30/2016) [-]
Scriptwriters can't put personality into acting you silly twat.
#70 - anon (04/30/2016) [-]
samuel l jackson?

hed be a seriously shit deadpool calling everyone a muthafucka
#30 - anon (04/30/2016) [-]
Are you fucking kidding me?
No, you are wrong
You need to stop fucking around with kind of garbage. Nobody wants to hear your shitty ass opinion hot stuff. "Ohhh! I bet people want to hear my sharp and witty opinion! Nobody will disagree and I'll get tons of pinkies!" No, you are wrong, you need to shut the fuck up and possibly kill yourself. I have never met a putrescence mass, a walking vomit such as yourself. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a bleating fool, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into this world.
I just want to wring your sorry little neck, just fucking end your life faggot.
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#142 - oglemokk (04/30/2016) [-]
I like this pasta. It's pasta, right? Right?
#161 - anon (04/30/2016) [-]
I wrote most of it out myself, I threw in some past in there though when I ran out of things to say.
#162 - anon (04/30/2016) [-]
#138 - rokkai (04/30/2016) [-]
you okay there pal?
#137 - juuru (04/30/2016) [-]
are you ok man?
#136 - thegreentornado (04/30/2016) [-]
In short: You're an Anon
#129 - daniboyi (04/30/2016) [-]
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#150 - anon (04/30/2016) [-]
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#117 - xtian (04/30/2016) [-]
This comment is art. It's so negative and hateful, it almost feels personalized to the situation. But then you read it thoroughly and it doesn't actually say anything at all.

It's almost like.. copy-pasta..
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#101 - thesecretbear (04/30/2016) [-]
Is... Is that a copypasta?
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#100 - kurusudarling (04/30/2016) [-]
man you are so salty it almost sounds like an act, i want to believe you are trying on purpose to be salty but you arnt and that's the sad thing
#97 - yologdog (04/30/2016) [-]
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#87 - anon (04/30/2016) [-]
who the fuck invite a feminist to here?
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#72 - logicstrike (04/30/2016) [-]
Jeseus Christ dude it's FunnyJunk not the UN
#67 - jacues (04/30/2016) [-]
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#57 - arandomanon (04/30/2016) [-]
So uncalled for and so salty, your comment was the first thing that made me laugh today.
#55 - arandomanon has deleted their comment.
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#52 - superbla (04/30/2016) [-]
Here's your reply
#44 - sleeperagent (04/30/2016) [-]
sign in nigger
#37 - anon (04/30/2016) [-]
Who is this guy, why is he bitching and why do I hate him?
#38 - anon (04/30/2016) [-]
I love you
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#31 - sadisticsalmon (04/30/2016) [-]
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#166 - anon (05/19/2016) [-]
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#94 - rainbowrush (04/30/2016) [-]
Wow. Calm down, buddy.
#36 - anon (04/30/2016) [-]
I pour my fucking heart out in that comment and all I got was some twat saying "k". You want to know how I fucking feel about what a piece of fucking bullshit comment that is? It makes me fucking sick to the pit of my goddamn stomach to know that retards like you were not aborted and are even given free rein to shitpost all of your fucking retarded ideals and posts on the internet. This website is a shining example of the best of the internet, and you are fucking ruining it. Good job asshat. I hope you end your life.
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#115 - nommonsterbaa (04/30/2016) [-]
You're an anon, your feelings getting hurt because someone on the internet didn't care about your comment doesn't matter.
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#102 - TheVertigo (04/30/2016) [-]
#93 - corps (04/30/2016) [-]
This is literally you.
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#164 - WhereMehSammich (05/01/2016) [-]
Wow you finished boot camp?
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#69 - neokun (04/30/2016) [-]
"You want to know how I fucking feel about what a piece of fucking bullshit comment that is?"

No. No we do not.
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#50 - hunkusbrutus (04/30/2016) [-]
#43 - anon (04/30/2016) [-]
Except you didnt? I did. Like a decade ago. I created the "worlds longest insult" and that line is straight from it. I would quote the whole thing but its too long for a fj comment. Google worlds longest insult and that will be like the top one or two searches. It has alot more contained within than the efluvia bit. Ita quite the marvel. Im so proud of my creation to this day that im not even mad u stole it
#90 - anon (04/30/2016) [-]
>An anon claiming to be the original author of a copypasta
top quark
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#45 - anon (04/30/2016) [-]
Are you seriously claiming to be the author of "The Ultimate Flame"? It was first posted in 1997.
At least don't post as anon like I am right now.
#82 - anon (04/30/2016) [-]
Unfortunately i cant. I dont have an account.
But yeah I am. Been a long time... was it really 97? Sigh how time flys.
#39 - fallenfromtheline (04/30/2016) [-]
Dude chill...
#41 - anon (04/30/2016) [-]
Don't say another Goddamn word. Up until now, I've been polite. If you say ANYTHING else - ONE word - I will kill myself. And when my tainted spirit finds its destination, I will topple the Master of that dark place. From my black throne, I will lash together a machine of bone and blood, and fueled by my hatred for you this Fear Engine will bore a hole between this world and that one. When it begins, you will hear the sound of children screaming -as though from a great distance. A smoking orb of NOTHING will grow above your bed, and from it will emerge a thousand starving crows. As I slip through the widening maw in my new form, you will catch only a glimpse of my radiance before you are incinerated. Then, as tears of bubbling pitch stream down my face, my dark world will begin. I will open one of my six mouths, and I will sing the song that ends the Earth.
#153 - anon (04/30/2016) [-]
#127 - anon (04/30/2016) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll picture*"**
**anonymous rolled image**k
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#56 - checkmark (04/30/2016) [-]
You stole that from Penny Arcade.
#61 - anon (04/30/2016) [-]
Have you never heard of copypasta?
#51 - anon (04/30/2016) [-]
kill self pls
#212100 - Anyone have advice on not raging at games? Some days I'm reall…  [+] (7 replies) 04/29/2016 on Advice - love advice,... +1
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#212163 - rokkai (04/30/2016) [-]
do not comment on the current situation and go apeshit on your teammates or lag and shit. let it be.
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#212127 - westernphilosophy (04/29/2016) [-]
I'm generally just a calm person, but I do get close to raging on a few rare moments.
What I do is that I just stop and take a few really deep breaths. Don't think about it because there is nothing you can do about it. Stop thinking, just breath. And keep it in.

But you can say I have the patience of Jesus so I can't really relate to that uber-rage some people get. But that is what I do.
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#212128 - WATCHAGUNADOBOUTIT (04/29/2016) [-]
Linkin Park  Numb Official Video
So you're telling me to follow Lincoln Park?
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#212123 - mctaft (04/29/2016) [-]
For Competitive Play: I suggest keeping in your anger until after the game. It's best just to keep a positive attitude during the game so you don't hinder gameplay. Afterwards, you can get mad for messing up that one play or something, but remember that you can reflect on that and improve your skill.
For Casual Play: If you're in a group of friends just fucking around then it doesn't matter. You're playing to have fun and enjoy the game with a group, remember it's just for entertainment.
For Competitive Group: This is where opinions differ and I've lost many friends doing this. I don't advise unless your friends can take being insulted When playing in a group determination and teamwork are what matter most, if you play with someone who gives up halfway through because you're losing don't play with them anymore, in competitive. You want to have people who share your same ideals, playing seriously, not giving up, and forgiving. Getting mad at each other is just hinders the team and is counter productive. Recognize each other's mistakes, cover for each other, and reflect, that is team play.
Conclusion: If you just want to have fun with some friends just playing something that doesn't have anything to gain or lose, like casual in CS:GO or normals in League then just enjoy the game. If your friends are serious and want to improve with you then just reflect on the mistakes after the game. Overall man I hope you can improve and find more enjoyment in the game. Best of luck!
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#212112 - dreygur (04/29/2016) [-]
Just put effort into not getting mad. When you manage to calm down just before being about to flip out, you'll realize it feels much better not to take things too seriously.

Also, the game isn't rigged against you, no matter how much you like to tell yourself that.
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#212108 - sugoi (04/29/2016) [-]
Play other shitty games and lose more so you get used to losing.
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#212107 - braveblue (04/29/2016) [-]
I've played League of Legends since the beginning, there were times where I would get mad and pissed off, then I started to realize that its all one big game and it doesn't really matter if I win or lose. I play to have fun now, If i'm not having a good time playing the game i'll take a break from it. Just gotta learn that it's just a game and games are supposed to bring enjoyment and nothing else. If you aren't having fun, just remember that even if you lose, its not like you are losing much. You've just merely wasted some time to get some enjoyment out of it.

Don't take games too seriously.
#2 - It's also a black bear... Black bears are passive  [+] (2 replies) 04/24/2016 on Your cats have nothing on... +1
#9 - autoxx (04/24/2016) [-]
Most black bears are passive.
19/20 will run away if you are aggressive, the last one will kick your ass if you can't back it up.
#4 - Shmooglavoue (04/24/2016) [-]
A pretty young black bear at that.
#10 - I want the source for the i hate black people video  [+] (2 replies) 04/23/2016 on I love black people +3
#25 - xerodeath (04/23/2016) [-]
me 2
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#11 - chillybilly (04/23/2016) [-]
I want someone to tell me that it was staged for the sake of entertainment
I mean, who would be that dumb?