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#140803 - Actually i gave the first part some thought, and that actually…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/28/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #140805 - hoponthefeelstrain (06/28/2014) [-]
pm me a picture and I'll compliment you? and you didn't sound douchey don't worry.
User avatar #140810 - WATCHAGUNADOBOUTIT (06/28/2014) [-]
I'll post it to your profile and delete it, since I'm retarded and can't figure out how to pm an image.
User avatar #140811 - hoponthefeelstrain (06/28/2014) [-]
lol ok
#140800 - Honestly I don't know. I get the same feeling that I get when …  [+] (5 new replies) 06/28/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #140801 - hoponthefeelstrain (06/28/2014) [-]
Well just let's say you guys are just talking, maybe about a common interest. Suggest hanging out and of course to meet up you'll need her number or away to contact her. For me, as a girl I'd just usually ask guys to unlock their phone and I'd put my number in it. It's only awkward if you make it awkward, the girl will probably be flattered since you say you're so hot.
User avatar #140803 - WATCHAGUNADOBOUTIT (06/28/2014) [-]
Actually i gave the first part some thought, and that actually makes tons of sense. I'm going to college next year, and hopefully it'll be easier since the girls I will meet are total strangers. But I just know I'm not unattractive, I've never had a girl say to me how good looking I am. Sorry for sounding douchey.
User avatar #140805 - hoponthefeelstrain (06/28/2014) [-]
pm me a picture and I'll compliment you? and you didn't sound douchey don't worry.
User avatar #140810 - WATCHAGUNADOBOUTIT (06/28/2014) [-]
I'll post it to your profile and delete it, since I'm retarded and can't figure out how to pm an image.
User avatar #140811 - hoponthefeelstrain (06/28/2014) [-]
lol ok
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User avatar #140812 - teoberry (06/28/2014) [-]
Aight im not gonna be a cock.

So what exactly is your problem? Is it just kind of like you blank out when talking, it's awkward, right? My first piece of advice is to start talking them to things like parties. Most people just don't give a fuck then and you'll find conversation a lot easier. Just start with small talk and shit at first , and you're gonna eventually click. I can't quite describe it but it's the point where you guys can just kind of talk about anything. It's not easy, but you have lots of advantages, you got this bro,
User avatar #140813 - WATCHAGUNADOBOUTIT (06/28/2014) [-]
I meant I can talk to girls, up until it goes to the next step of asking for their number or if they want to go out sometime. Like I have no problem with it, but it always ends up with me awkwardly walking away.
User avatar #140814 - teoberry (06/28/2014) [-]
It's just some words, they're no different. If they seem to enjoy talking to you, just say something like "hey, I really liked talking to you, could I get your number so we can keep doing this"
User avatar #140815 - WATCHAGUNADOBOUTIT (06/28/2014) [-]
Does that literally work. My friend tells me the same thing, but those words just seem odd to me. Just say "I like talking to you, maybe we do it again some time?"?
User avatar #140816 - teoberry (06/28/2014) [-]
Yeah, that's it! Just say it, if you're able to keep a good conversation going and they think you're hot they'll give it to you no problem.
User avatar #140818 - WATCHAGUNADOBOUTIT (06/28/2014) [-]
I'll save that for a party where I'll probably never see the girl again... If it's really that easy, I have some life choices I need to reevaluate.
User avatar #140809 - teoberry (06/28/2014) [-]
>charming and confident
>can't talk to girls

something's up.
User avatar #140802 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (06/28/2014) [-]
> "Still can't talk to girls..."
> "I am a confident [person]."

Not if you can't talk to gir--

> "Not afraid of talking to girls"
> "Social anxiety is not easy to defeat, my friends."

...
Right, so... First off, you're not confident if you're allowing your social anxiety to overcome you. In this scenario, Confidence is the polar opposite of Social Anxiety. They don't go together; One conquers the other. Whichever one is conquered is up to you.

It sounds like you're improving yourself -- Which is good -- Although what you need to improve upon next... beats me. What you said is far too conflicting to give any information.

Is it that you can't talk to girls? As in, your mind goes blank? Hard to keep a conversation going? Are you confident about yourself and not confident in yourself?

The only way I was ever able to overcome anxiety was to throw myself head-on at the beast that it was. Only then did I realize it wasn't that big of a problem. At the time, I had been hired on with 6,000 other people. Working for 60 hours a week with 2,500 co-workers at a time demolished my social anxiety problem.
If you want to conquer your social anxiety, then you must face it head on. If it's a blank mind you're worried about having, then just go in and talk to people anyways. Conversations aren't one-sided, and the simplest thing can start one going for hours on end. If it helps, try thinking of something to start the conversation off with. Typical small talk such as the weather, or something that happened recently. After that, initiate the conversation and see where it goes. So having a blank mind isn't that much of a bad thing, because once you start with something, it'll naturally flow into something greater.

I could go on about this, however my personal post asking for advice on Social Anxiety goes into more depth than I could ever describe, thanks to other advice-givers: www.funnyjunk.com/advice/139195#139195
User avatar #140806 - WATCHAGUNADOBOUTIT (06/28/2014) [-]
I meant confident with talking/other thigns. I'm beta as fuck when it comes to anything more than that. And by talking I mean small talk, then I just awkwardly sit there when it ends.
User avatar #140807 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (06/28/2014) [-]
Again, the only way you can change that is through experience.
Throw yourself out there, force yourself to be more extroverted instead of introverted. Pre-think what you'll say when starting conversations.

Change will only happen when you create change.

With small talk, find out which topic interests X the most before talking to them.
For instance, one coworker I had only would talk to me if I participated in drama.
Another coworker loved to talk about the newest games, and how much fun he is having in them.
With those people, starting a conversation was fairly easy. With the 'gamer' coworker, all I had to do is start off by saying "Hey, have you heard of Watch_Dogs?" and he'd fill in the rest with "YEAH MAN! I just got it last week and already I'm about 10% through the game. The game is so big and the story is just amazing and...."
That's all it took to set him off.
With the 'drama' coworker, I would simply have to inquire about something someone else was doing that seemed off. Then she would go on and on and trail off onto other useless bits of drama and rumors...

People love talking about their own interests. Find your peers' interests and initiate small talk through that.

It only becomes silent and awkward if you failed to have hit anywhere near their interests.
User avatar #140808 - WATCHAGUNADOBOUTIT (06/28/2014) [-]
Hmm. What do I do when I feel the conversation is dying though? I'm talkative around my friends, but how do I carry it on?
#141282 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (06/30/2014) [-]
Either accept that the conversation has died out and move on or see if you can think of something to shed new light into it.
User avatar #140804 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (06/28/2014) [-]
Linking to another post:
funnyjunk.com/advice/138215#138215

This one, my friend was giving me advice on how to get a girl.
The greatest of relationships start off slowly and just as friends. Make some friends, that are girls, and see where things go. Pushing too hard early on will make you look desperate. Be yourself, make some new friends, and a girl will come along sooner or later.
User avatar #140799 - hoponthefeelstrain (06/28/2014) [-]
what are you so afraid of then?
User avatar #140800 - WATCHAGUNADOBOUTIT (06/28/2014) [-]
Honestly I don't know. I get the same feeling that I get when I do presentations. My perspective goes to the third person and I try to listen to myself talk, which in turn makes me draw blanks. And I guess I should clarify, I CAN talk to girls, but when it comes to asking for their number or asking if they want to hang out later I mean just as friends too, all of high school I had 0 girls numbers in my phone , I just can't do it. I'm not a faggot either, I have tons of friends, I just can't seem to get any girlfriends... I can't figure out if it's my beta-ness or my personality.
User avatar #140801 - hoponthefeelstrain (06/28/2014) [-]
Well just let's say you guys are just talking, maybe about a common interest. Suggest hanging out and of course to meet up you'll need her number or away to contact her. For me, as a girl I'd just usually ask guys to unlock their phone and I'd put my number in it. It's only awkward if you make it awkward, the girl will probably be flattered since you say you're so hot.
User avatar #140803 - WATCHAGUNADOBOUTIT (06/28/2014) [-]
Actually i gave the first part some thought, and that actually makes tons of sense. I'm going to college next year, and hopefully it'll be easier since the girls I will meet are total strangers. But I just know I'm not unattractive, I've never had a girl say to me how good looking I am. Sorry for sounding douchey.
User avatar #140805 - hoponthefeelstrain (06/28/2014) [-]
pm me a picture and I'll compliment you? and you didn't sound douchey don't worry.
User avatar #140810 - WATCHAGUNADOBOUTIT (06/28/2014) [-]
I'll post it to your profile and delete it, since I'm retarded and can't figure out how to pm an image.
User avatar #140811 - hoponthefeelstrain (06/28/2014) [-]
lol ok
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He has very strong core muscles so he can do that. Thats why strongmen usually have roundish stomachs
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#23 - Gotcha. It's normal for guys just to trim?  [+] (1 new reply) 06/18/2014 on So true 0
User avatar #24 - darksideofthebeast (06/18/2014) [-]
Yea, don't ever shave.
I got like red bumps that itched so hard they bled when I scratched.
It was horrifying, I was glad when it ended...
#20 - Makes sense - I just know unkempt isn't attractive. I'll just …  [+] (1 new reply) 06/18/2014 on So true 0
User avatar #22 - manofparody (06/18/2014) [-]
tbh, I haven't trimmed mine for quite awhile.. I tried asking my girlfriend how she feels about it and she just kept saying she doesn't care, and she really doesn't. She still goes down on me and doesn't hesitate or act weird or anything. I'm probably going to start trimming again, anyways.
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User avatar #28 - sandynipples (06/18/2014) [-]
keep them at a respectable level. To me completely shaved looks a little odd. Men are hairy, and that's just fine. just don't be jungle boy status when she pulls your pants down.
User avatar #26 - FUUUU (06/18/2014) [-]
It depends on the guy. If you have body hair, just trim it. It looks weird when you have hair on your chest, stomach, legs, etc, but are completely bald around your genitals. My ex used to just "fade" his pubic hair. He left some hair, but it made sense because he is a mildly hairy guy. If you have like no body hair, it's really up to you if you want to go completely bald or fade it out. But, all in all, it's what makes you as a person comfortable. I don't personally care if a man has pubic hair or not as long as he keeps himself clean down there. Ball stank and pubic hair is not a lovely combination when you're going down on a guy.
User avatar #25 - richardastley (06/18/2014) [-]
Don't use any kind of electric trimmer. Holy fuck, unless you have a guard with 1/8" over it, your looser skin in that area is not tough enough to handle it and you'll cut your balls the fuck up.
User avatar #21 - darksideofthebeast (06/18/2014) [-]
Use scissors.
Shaving is.... I don't want to talk about it..
User avatar #23 - WATCHAGUNADOBOUTIT (06/18/2014) [-]
Gotcha. It's normal for guys just to trim?
User avatar #24 - darksideofthebeast (06/18/2014) [-]
Yea, don't ever shave.
I got like red bumps that itched so hard they bled when I scratched.
It was horrifying, I was glad when it ended...
User avatar #19 - manofparody (06/18/2014) [-]
It kind of matters on the guy, I suppose.. I did it once for my girlfriend and shaved everything down there.. It looked REALLY awkward and itched like hell for a month.
User avatar #20 - WATCHAGUNADOBOUTIT (06/18/2014) [-]
Makes sense - I just know unkempt isn't attractive. I'll just trim I guess.
User avatar #22 - manofparody (06/18/2014) [-]
tbh, I haven't trimmed mine for quite awhile.. I tried asking my girlfriend how she feels about it and she just kept saying she doesn't care, and she really doesn't. She still goes down on me and doesn't hesitate or act weird or anything. I'm probably going to start trimming again, anyways.
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#311 - One can be skinny but extraordinarily unhealthy... Not saying …  [+] (1 new reply) 06/16/2014 on Do you even lift? 0
User avatar #313 - pipedt (06/16/2014) [-]
At least in my case, I'm a healthy skinny person.
#289 - You can be comfortable with your body and still go to the gym.…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/16/2014 on Do you even lift? 0
User avatar #306 - pipedt (06/16/2014) [-]
I actually just walk. I have a very fast metabolism which prevents me to gain weight. So I just basically eat whatever I want, walk, and stay healthy.
User avatar #311 - WATCHAGUNADOBOUTIT (06/16/2014) [-]
One can be skinny but extraordinarily unhealthy... Not saying you are, but one can be.
User avatar #313 - pipedt (06/16/2014) [-]
At least in my case, I'm a healthy skinny person.

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User avatar #12 - hoponthefeelstrain ONLINE (06/28/2014) [-]
good night. lol nice meeting you.
User avatar #13 to #12 - WATCHAGUNADOBOUTIT (06/28/2014) [-]
Haha, sorry I just got my phone. I can't connect at all now... I'll figure it out later. Technology can be annoying . And likewise, nice chatting. Night!
User avatar #11 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/23/2014) [-]
**** you
User avatar #10 to #9 - WATCHAGUNADOBOUTIT (06/21/2014) [-]
You glorious son of a biscuit.
User avatar #8 - finblob ONLINE (05/16/2014) [-]
idk wat am i going 2 do about it?
User avatar #5 - xblthatguy (05/14/2014) [-]
Hey there, I saw your post. The show is obviously yugioh, but it's from a parody of the show called Yugioh abridged. If you'd like to watch the parody version, here:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=-32NGYLqwAQ&list=PL8E208E1D259CBEAB

This may be the part that was in the picture:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=bDIKxfWVGT8&list=PL8E208E1D259CBEAB#t=89
User avatar #6 to #5 - WATCHAGUNADOBOUTIT (05/14/2014) [-]
sweet ty
User avatar #7 to #6 - xblthatguy (05/14/2014) [-]
You're welcome!
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