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#217251 - how do i cook for myself in college? semi-healthy at least. I …  [+] (5 replies) 09/10/2016 on Advice - love advice,... 0
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#217297 - lovepain (09/11/2016) [-]
cheap shit -

Rice , pasta

Boil chicken (if youre on a diet) if not marinate that bitch, look up some ingredients you can do it with.

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#217287 - averagewhitekid (09/11/2016) [-]
Cereal and, if you like it, Oatmeal as well.
Rice and beans.
Sandwiches of all kinds, but stay away from custom deli orders if you want to save (worth for the delicious meat tho).
Spaghetti, or any kind of pasta, is pretty simple and easy, and you can get some good sauces for whatever your feeling. Alfredo man myself.
Chicken, can't go wrong with chicken.
And speaking of which, chicken nuggets are dank.
And I always try and get a nice breakfast meat like sausages or bacon, because besides making it for breakfest I add some sausages to stuff like my pasta all the time.
I just recently started eating tomato slices with olive oil, salt, and pepper. Pretty dank tbh. You can get other spices instead of just salt and pepper if your up for it.
I also personally like Apples and Carrots, just get a bag of each and eat whenever.
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#217262 - charizarddad (09/11/2016) [-]
What I like to do is go look in the frozen dinner section with the pre made meals, think about what looks good, and then go get the ingredients to make it. I usually budget myself at about $5 a meal, but I'm about to lower it. You can get a lot of food of certain items for really cheap. Rice, beans, sandwiches (peanut butter and jelly etc) vegetables to top dishes (spinach with pasta, green onions with ramen (look up ramen recipes if you want), i like to use kale in a couple chinese dishes), my grocery store sells chicken for $2 a pound. Great to mix with spaghetti or chicken parmesan.

>>217225 is good.

Making stuff in bulk and freezing it is a good idea sometimes, also saves on cooking for when you are tired. Coupon-ing can save a lot of money too.
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#217263 - charizarddad (09/11/2016) [-]
>>#217255 *
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#217255 - sugoi (09/10/2016) [-]
Chinese food is a good way to go, just chuck healthy shit together and flavor to taste.

Noodles are a reaaaaally simple option, have that with an egg in the morning with some soy sauce or whatever and you got a mean.

Sandwhiches also an option.

Beef stew and curry are also lazy things you can cook since after you prep things you just leave em cooking for a while. Just don't forget about em or set the stove super low.

Rice is also pretty great.
#10 - is that taylor swift? if so her body movement makes her look autistic  [+] (6 replies) 09/04/2016 on Time Travel Is True -2
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#48 - cough (09/05/2016) [-]
Is autistic really that broad of a term now?
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#45 - masterboll (09/05/2016) [-]
autism is pretty common last time i heard
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#22 - rockamekishiko (09/04/2016) [-]
i'm pretty sure she's autistic
#14 - anon (09/04/2016) [-]
she browses /b/ what the fuck do you expect
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#11 - reallynotdashie (09/04/2016) [-]
uh no dude its clearly cole sprouse
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#15 - iviagic (09/04/2016) [-]
marry me?
#22 - gud roll 08/19/2016 on Heroes +4
#4 - I always wanted batman and diana to get together, but alas, it…  [+] (3 replies) 08/18/2016 on Justice League +51
#15 - batmanuel (08/19/2016) [-]
To me, the mark of a good Batman story is one where you desperately want him to be happy, but are left wondering if he even wants to be. Teasing us with the perfect woman for him was a brilliant way to go about that. It's part of the reason why I consider the Bruce Timm cartoons to be the definitive Bat-mythos. Look at Mask of the Phantasm, (pic related) you spend the movie wishing that Bruce wouldn't don the cowl. You actually wish one of your favourite superheroes would stop being a superhero. That's bloody good writing.
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#14 - gloriouschad (08/18/2016) [-]
tfw bruce never got amazon puss and cucked his adopted son.
#13 - anon (08/18/2016) [-]
Yeah, some things are more important than pu§§y.
Being Batman is one such thing.