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- What's the best way to practice flirting with girls? Or at lea…
Same, thats why im not even bother to flirt with girls.
Don't put the girl on a pedestal. Build confidence by being more social (outside the interweebs)
Confidence is easy, just fake it.
-But Remember most of all be
, and be
-If she has siblings, be friends with them too.
-Be active, if she want's to be around you 24/7, let her know you'll put her in your schedule.
Yeah I try to do that at all times unless there's some reason for me not to... I found out that you shouldn't lie to others because then how can you be truthful to yourself? I'm in a phase right now if you can't tell lol
Make fun of her in a playfull way
romantic/sexual jokes can be usefull sometimes
slip in a few comliments from time to time
gentle touches (like hands, arms and shoulders)
slightly longer eye contact
make her laugh
avoid boring topics like job, school, the fucking weather etc.
don't be clingy
go for the kiss if you feel it, don't wait
usually you can spot the signs when she wants to be kissed: she'll make longer eye contact, will smile a lot and glance at your lips while looking at you
It's basically like normal talking. The topic can be anything, it can be anywhere just as usual. The only difference is that you do the stuff from above. Good luck
I wish I would've known this like 2 weeks ago... So fucking simple, I do this all the time, I'm just so polite to girls that I like... Other girls I'm just having fun with this is no problem...
The making fun/sexual jokes part I mean
What are appropriate compliments? Nice dress? I like your hair? I don't want to be cringey or needy, I see a lot of guys do shit like that and it's gross. I see the other points, very good ones at that. I do that with girls I do not like, which may explain a lot from my past lmao
There is no guide for things that are appropriate, it's always different from girl to girl, situation to situation. You can basically say anything if you say it right. Body language, and vocalization make a huge part in this as well. There are sentences, jokes etc. that can only be said when you're able to be confident while saying them you know? But generally, nice cheeky stuff is always good. You shouldn't be too innocent and you shouldn't be too forward (most of the time, there are exceptions).
For example picture this situation:
She's eating a banana. Now you could say "Damn girl you like long thick things in your mouth? I bet you do! haha" which would be pretty cringy
or you could say
"Hey be carefull! Some absolutely perverted guys, totally not me though, like to watch girls eating bananas! maybe there is some stalker behind that bush over there! take small bites only!" sounds better right?
It's a shitty example I know. It's almost purely situational you know.. as long as it's funny and not too corny or maybe even insulting she'll be fine.
You shouldn't make these too often though. Just use them carefully or she'll eventually think you're a 12 year old. The most important thing is making her laugh and mocking her. Make fun of her, shove her around a little, show her that you're good at social stuff (even if you aren't). With some real life practice you'll get it in some time. Everyone developes his own flirting tactics, kinda. You'll too. Just try out some stuff and you'll learn what works and what doesn't. Mistakes are a good thing! If she gets up and leaves you alone you now know exactly what not to do.
Delivery is pretty important, I'm pretty good at it though... I think my main problem is complimenting/physical contact. Also, I don't know how to interpret if the girl likes me back.
I met some girl on my study abroad trip who was just beautiful (personality and all) but she was one of those girls who laughed at everything and everyone. Completely out of my knowledge how to tell if girls like that have reciprocal feelings.. What is ironic is that these are the type of girls I like...
I honestly feel like I'll never find a girl that likes me back that I like... I don't want to be with someone who doesn't make me happy. But you don't care that much so I digress :^)
thanks for the advice though.. I'll probably need to actively think about these things until I get good at it.
That actualy sounds really helpful, I'm gonna save this for tough times.
I can't even watch a minute of that video to see if it's real or a joke, but that goatee tells me he has some thinking himself to do.
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- possible spoiler--> I really ******* liked Apocalypse,…
For fuck's sake!
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For fuck's sake!
This is kind of a spoiler
But honestly you know hes going to die going into it so whatever
I really fucking liked Apocalypse, but I hated how he died =/. Very underwhelming imo for how OP he was
My bad, but yeah that's true. Shame, I really liked him
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- that's what I was thinking, they were probably just trying to move it
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- Is this true? And if so, would this really affect Muslim's cha…
Yes and yes. If they come in contact with pork it makes them unclean and unworthy.
It depends on the reason. If they are required by necessity to touch pork then it is okay.
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