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#2696 - **Volta rolls 986,370** 08/14/2014 on Roll for Purple Text 0
#2688 - **Volta rolls 792,726** 08/14/2014 on Roll for Purple Text 0
#2685 - **Volta rolls 120,026** 08/14/2014 on Roll for Purple Text 0
#30264 - **Volta rolled a random image posted in comment #31 at Out… 01/21/2014 on PARTY ROOM 0
#48 - **Volta rolled a random comment #123 posted by certifiedid…  [+] (12 new replies) 12/29/2013 on the feel is real 0
User avatar #71 - darealsnooki (12/29/2013) [-]
**darealsnooki rolled a random comment #155 posted by zzRedzz at true ** :
Good job
User avatar #72 - zzRedzz (12/29/2013) [-]
Hello?
#73 - darealsnooki (12/29/2013) [-]
**darealsnooki rolled a random image posted in comment #7224516 at Safe For Work Random Board ** Hi!
User avatar #74 - zzRedzz (12/29/2013) [-]
Hello?
#75 - darealsnooki (12/29/2013) [-]
**darealsnooki rolled a random image posted in comment #155027 at Hating - file complaints, whine, airline complaints, rustle jimmies ** Let's make love!
User avatar #76 - zzRedzz (12/29/2013) [-]
Hello?
#77 - darealsnooki (12/29/2013) [-]
**darealsnooki rolled a random image posted in comment #38 at I'm supposed to be studying ** I will be the little Squirmy you feel going into your little piny angus!
User avatar #78 - zzRedzz (12/29/2013) [-]
Hello?
#80 - darealsnooki (12/29/2013) [-]
**darealsnooki rolled a random image posted in comment #5 at Okay ** T̵̜̮̜̔ͬ̉͂͒̀ͩͪ͂ͫ͒ͭ̃ͨ̂̊̽͑̚͞ô̸ͩ̾̃ͯ̇̇̂͡ ̣̹̤ ̷̧̪̠͔͔ͥͣ͗̔͗̅̃ͣi̡̨̘̠̘̓̋ͬ͋̆̓̄ͮ̍͊͋͊n̅͑̀ ̨̧͕̱̲ͨ͛̀̑ͮ̃ͥ̑̄ͤ̅ͧ̚̚v͈̪̥͐̏ͯ̓̇̕ o̱͕̲̾ͨ͆̈̓̇͋̓͐̎̒̀͢k̴ͫ̀͊̈́͒̀̕ ̟͖̥͔̠e̸̥̦̒̀̿ͬͪ̓̃ͨ̄ͬ̉̕ ̡̣̮̥͎͕͈̣̘ͤ͐ͦͥ͌̂͗́̓ͣ̐ͥͫ̿̆͢͡tͧ͋̈͊̓͐̏͛̚ ̵̨̣̦̗̟̦̹̯̠̗̦h̷̵̪̠̪͖̗̥͆̀ͩ͂͝eͤ́ ̵ͮ̐̋̓͐͋҉̭̲ ̡̲̦͖ͨ̆̆ͤ̃ͤ̈́̋ͦ̆̎̾̚͞h̢͆̊͆́̈́ͪͦͧ̈́̂̌͒̇͡ ̲̯͕͕̮͎͕̘i̍̏ͨ̂ͣͦ̽̇ͨ͆̇̇̉̅҉̸̷̧͔̮͎ ̗̣̪v̨͈͔̟̥̲̗̘̗̌ͭ̓͐̂̚̕eͬͣ̇̑̈́̈́ͭ̚ ̢̹̪͈́̔̐̈́͆͡-̷̢̲̭̥͎͔̭̋ͤ̾̋ͫ́̈́̈́̑͐̄ m̧̨̹̯̭̤̮̟̪̲͔̜̏̊̎ͬͩ̐̎̀ī͆̃ͫ̈́̆ ̧̠̜̦̭͕̦̟̘̜̲ͪͧ̀ṅ̢̜̇̀ͪ̐ͮͪ͒̂͛͆ͤ̚͘ ̭̲̯̜͔̟͕d̴̵̪͈̭͖̣͖̱̤ͩͧ̆̃͘͢ ̵̧̡̥̥͈̣͋ͪͨ̃ͩͪ̔ͭͨ̕͢ȓ͎̦̹͔̈́̽͗̓̍ͣ̾̐̚̕͞ ͔̲͔͔͖͔e̵͎͎͎̲̣ͧͥͯͥ̕p̾̔̓̃ ̸̧͖̜̠̱̤͔̟̗̹͝r̵̢̿̾̐̑̇̌̌ͭ̑́͡ ͔̣̘͖̤̦͎̹͈è̴̸͎̹̗͕̤ͨ́̅͂ͤ̋͐͡͞ ̟̹s̷̢̏̌̆ͣ̀̇̇ͭ̍̃̏ͯͤ͞҉̣̟̜̥͖̪̥e̓ ̴̦̘̲̭͖̲̉ͭ̓ͫ̈́͋̃ͤͯ̌̈́̍͞ņ̧̱̣̮̠̱̍̔̈̽̕̕̕ ̘͈̦̲ẗ͈̮͎̗̱͖̮̘̗͕́͌ͦ͆͑͞i̊ͮ̍̇̇̿͑ ̧̢̗̟̠̱̓̏̇̃̄͡ņ̵̤̗͖͕ͨͣ͊ͫ̀ͪ͒͛̀͢gͭͧ ́̇̃ͧ̒̾̍ͭͦ̓̄̀͞҉̪̪͖̥̥ ̄ͤ̌ͤͨ̈ͩ̍ͭͧ͒̔ͮ̄͋҉̸̯̟͔̹͈̭͎̹͕̮cͪͨ̎
User avatar #81 - zzRedzz (12/29/2013) [-]
Hello?
#82 - darealsnooki (12/29/2013) [-]
**darealsnooki rolled a random image posted in comment #48 at this gives me the chills ** Fondle my anal cavity, and my name shalt be Nock
#49 - giygasman (12/29/2013) [-]
Aw yeah dr fetus
#64 - Ugh I despise those kinds of people! They aren't true fans any…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/02/2013 on Tumblr 0
#143 - infernalinsolence (03/03/2013) [-]
D: Cas is so perfect, you should be loved no matter if your trenchcoat is, like, a tiny iota away from the right colour or length or cut or whatever. CAS IS JUST. YES. He's beautiful ;n; and covers at least half of my Biology book. With Dean and Sammy ofc.
Pic related it was my Sherly cosplay ;n; Shameless selfieee.
#56 - Aw how touching! Everyone has that special something that keep…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/02/2013 on Tumblr 0
User avatar #58 - infernalinsolence (03/02/2013) [-]
YES QUITE. I have one friend who started cosplay through anime, and so has all the judgementalness of that, and she got really annoyed when I cosplayed as Sherlock when we all went to Alton Towers. I was there like "EXCUSE ME MOST FANDOMS DON'T GIVE A FUCK WE JUST DRESS UP AND THEY'RE LIKE OH HEY YOU'RE [INSERT CHARACTER HERE]. I LOVE YOU. and you're all OMFG NO YOUR SCARF IS PALE BLUE NOT DARK BLUE AND OMFG NO YOUR HAIR IS TOO LONG STAHP."
;n; It took me three days to find everything for that cosplay which is kinda why I raged.
User avatar #64 - Volta (03/02/2013) [-]
Ugh I despise those kinds of people! They aren't true fans anymore, they're just super judgemental critics who have forgotten what it means to express your interest and support for a particular show!
I don't cosplay for that reason anymore simply because they annoy me! I once went as Castiel from supernatural and because my trenchcoat (which was DAMN near close to the original) didn't look right I got looked up and down like i was mad for wearing it! They can be so mean! :'(
#143 - infernalinsolence (03/03/2013) [-]
D: Cas is so perfect, you should be loved no matter if your trenchcoat is, like, a tiny iota away from the right colour or length or cut or whatever. CAS IS JUST. YES. He's beautiful ;n; and covers at least half of my Biology book. With Dean and Sammy ofc.
Pic related it was my Sherly cosplay ;n; Shameless selfieee.
#51 - Oh my god that would be epic! I mean, if anyone has a problem …  [+] (5 new replies) 03/02/2013 on Tumblr 0
User avatar #52 - infernalinsolence (03/02/2013) [-]
I regularly do it when I get depressed. It's my escape from emotion - the ultimate human weakness. It annoys the hell out of my friends. Largely because I do not have the cheekbones to pull it off. *sniff* I'm working on it.
User avatar #56 - Volta (03/02/2013) [-]
Aw how touching! Everyone has that special something that keeps them going when things are crappy. Even though you may not have the proper cheekbones on your face, you have them where the fandom matter most, in your heart! :3 (oh god, how cheesy)
User avatar #58 - infernalinsolence (03/02/2013) [-]
YES QUITE. I have one friend who started cosplay through anime, and so has all the judgementalness of that, and she got really annoyed when I cosplayed as Sherlock when we all went to Alton Towers. I was there like "EXCUSE ME MOST FANDOMS DON'T GIVE A FUCK WE JUST DRESS UP AND THEY'RE LIKE OH HEY YOU'RE [INSERT CHARACTER HERE]. I LOVE YOU. and you're all OMFG NO YOUR SCARF IS PALE BLUE NOT DARK BLUE AND OMFG NO YOUR HAIR IS TOO LONG STAHP."
;n; It took me three days to find everything for that cosplay which is kinda why I raged.
User avatar #64 - Volta (03/02/2013) [-]
Ugh I despise those kinds of people! They aren't true fans anymore, they're just super judgemental critics who have forgotten what it means to express your interest and support for a particular show!
I don't cosplay for that reason anymore simply because they annoy me! I once went as Castiel from supernatural and because my trenchcoat (which was DAMN near close to the original) didn't look right I got looked up and down like i was mad for wearing it! They can be so mean! :'(
#143 - infernalinsolence (03/03/2013) [-]
D: Cas is so perfect, you should be loved no matter if your trenchcoat is, like, a tiny iota away from the right colour or length or cut or whatever. CAS IS JUST. YES. He's beautiful ;n; and covers at least half of my Biology book. With Dean and Sammy ofc.
Pic related it was my Sherly cosplay ;n; Shameless selfieee.
#47 - Gah! Here's hoping sooner than later!  [+] (7 new replies) 03/02/2013 on Tumblr 0
User avatar #48 - infernalinsolence (03/02/2013) [-]
QUITE. From what I had understood, it had been Christmas 2012, then January 2013, and then Christmas 2013. But now I hear the summer? Squeeee.,malkjdakljwadaa just in time for me to go to college. I can... be irritably Sherlock just in time for college.
User avatar #51 - Volta (03/02/2013) [-]
Oh my god that would be epic! I mean, if anyone has a problem with it they're just jealous of your massive intellect. Who wouldn't want to be able to deduce like he does? >.<
User avatar #52 - infernalinsolence (03/02/2013) [-]
I regularly do it when I get depressed. It's my escape from emotion - the ultimate human weakness. It annoys the hell out of my friends. Largely because I do not have the cheekbones to pull it off. *sniff* I'm working on it.
User avatar #56 - Volta (03/02/2013) [-]
Aw how touching! Everyone has that special something that keeps them going when things are crappy. Even though you may not have the proper cheekbones on your face, you have them where the fandom matter most, in your heart! :3 (oh god, how cheesy)
User avatar #58 - infernalinsolence (03/02/2013) [-]
YES QUITE. I have one friend who started cosplay through anime, and so has all the judgementalness of that, and she got really annoyed when I cosplayed as Sherlock when we all went to Alton Towers. I was there like "EXCUSE ME MOST FANDOMS DON'T GIVE A FUCK WE JUST DRESS UP AND THEY'RE LIKE OH HEY YOU'RE [INSERT CHARACTER HERE]. I LOVE YOU. and you're all OMFG NO YOUR SCARF IS PALE BLUE NOT DARK BLUE AND OMFG NO YOUR HAIR IS TOO LONG STAHP."
;n; It took me three days to find everything for that cosplay which is kinda why I raged.
User avatar #64 - Volta (03/02/2013) [-]
Ugh I despise those kinds of people! They aren't true fans anymore, they're just super judgemental critics who have forgotten what it means to express your interest and support for a particular show!
I don't cosplay for that reason anymore simply because they annoy me! I once went as Castiel from supernatural and because my trenchcoat (which was DAMN near close to the original) didn't look right I got looked up and down like i was mad for wearing it! They can be so mean! :'(
#143 - infernalinsolence (03/03/2013) [-]
D: Cas is so perfect, you should be loved no matter if your trenchcoat is, like, a tiny iota away from the right colour or length or cut or whatever. CAS IS JUST. YES. He's beautiful ;n; and covers at least half of my Biology book. With Dean and Sammy ofc.
Pic related it was my Sherly cosplay ;n; Shameless selfieee.
#44 - My bad, I read "raging" as "raving" for so…  [+] (9 new replies) 03/02/2013 on Tumblr 0
User avatar #45 - infernalinsolence (03/02/2013) [-]
I hope it is too. I had heard it was Christmas 2013, but evidently my sources are wrong.
User avatar #47 - Volta (03/02/2013) [-]
Gah! Here's hoping sooner than later!
User avatar #48 - infernalinsolence (03/02/2013) [-]
QUITE. From what I had understood, it had been Christmas 2012, then January 2013, and then Christmas 2013. But now I hear the summer? Squeeee.,malkjdakljwadaa just in time for me to go to college. I can... be irritably Sherlock just in time for college.
User avatar #51 - Volta (03/02/2013) [-]
Oh my god that would be epic! I mean, if anyone has a problem with it they're just jealous of your massive intellect. Who wouldn't want to be able to deduce like he does? >.<
User avatar #52 - infernalinsolence (03/02/2013) [-]
I regularly do it when I get depressed. It's my escape from emotion - the ultimate human weakness. It annoys the hell out of my friends. Largely because I do not have the cheekbones to pull it off. *sniff* I'm working on it.
User avatar #56 - Volta (03/02/2013) [-]
Aw how touching! Everyone has that special something that keeps them going when things are crappy. Even though you may not have the proper cheekbones on your face, you have them where the fandom matter most, in your heart! :3 (oh god, how cheesy)
User avatar #58 - infernalinsolence (03/02/2013) [-]
YES QUITE. I have one friend who started cosplay through anime, and so has all the judgementalness of that, and she got really annoyed when I cosplayed as Sherlock when we all went to Alton Towers. I was there like "EXCUSE ME MOST FANDOMS DON'T GIVE A FUCK WE JUST DRESS UP AND THEY'RE LIKE OH HEY YOU'RE [INSERT CHARACTER HERE]. I LOVE YOU. and you're all OMFG NO YOUR SCARF IS PALE BLUE NOT DARK BLUE AND OMFG NO YOUR HAIR IS TOO LONG STAHP."
;n; It took me three days to find everything for that cosplay which is kinda why I raged.
User avatar #64 - Volta (03/02/2013) [-]
Ugh I despise those kinds of people! They aren't true fans anymore, they're just super judgemental critics who have forgotten what it means to express your interest and support for a particular show!
I don't cosplay for that reason anymore simply because they annoy me! I once went as Castiel from supernatural and because my trenchcoat (which was DAMN near close to the original) didn't look right I got looked up and down like i was mad for wearing it! They can be so mean! :'(
#143 - infernalinsolence (03/03/2013) [-]
D: Cas is so perfect, you should be loved no matter if your trenchcoat is, like, a tiny iota away from the right colour or length or cut or whatever. CAS IS JUST. YES. He's beautiful ;n; and covers at least half of my Biology book. With Dean and Sammy ofc.
Pic related it was my Sherly cosplay ;n; Shameless selfieee.
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