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Date Signed Up:9/20/2010
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#13 - this ones just fun 10 hours ago on Accidentally listening to... 0
#12 - i think this is the closest to perfect ive come  [+] (1 new reply) 10 hours ago on Accidentally listening to... 0
User avatar #13 - Virt (10 hours ago) [-]
Junior Senior - Move Your Feet (Official music video, HD) this ones just fun
#11 - il stop eventually 10 hours ago on Accidentally listening to... 0
#9 - i cant stop 10 hours ago on Accidentally listening to... 0
#8 - also this  [+] (1 new reply) 10 hours ago on Accidentally listening to... 0
User avatar #11 - Virt (10 hours ago) [-]
Daler Mehndi - Tunak Tunak Tun Video il stop eventually
#7 - goes with everything indeed  [+] (1 new reply) 10 hours ago on Accidentally listening to... +2
User avatar #9 - Virt (10 hours ago) [-]
HEYYEYAAEYAAAEYAEYAA i cant stop
#8 - when youre prairie dogging on the way to the toilet 11 hours ago on Going through Speed Bumps +1
#4 - i talked about this before the only good parts IMO were th…  [+] (1 new reply) 11 hours ago on One job phil -2
User avatar #13 - riayl (7 hours ago) [-]
And anything with Chris Pratt. That mad is God's gift to humankind.
#4 - thou art not even criple 11 hours ago on based ben 0
#17 - reminds me of cole sprouse and his instagram dedicated to phot… 11 hours ago on Caught 0

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User avatar #754 - syrianassassinsoul (05/06/2015) [-]
stickied by Virt
The ten commandments of why Anime sucks ass

1 - It comes from asian people. Everything asian is inherently wrong.
2 - There is no originality in Anime, everything has already been done by the west. Example: "Lodoss War" = "Lord of the Rings" * multiplied by gay.
3 - Anime is just a way for ****** up little asian men to get off by raping little Anime girls with tentacle dick monsters. Refer to commandment one.
4 - Anime sends the message to American youth that it is cool to be annoying like the protaganist of Pokemon. If uncured, your child might become the next Chris-Chan!
5 - Anime art generally sucks. It's very uninspired and any kind of good design is instantly ruined by soulless, blank, and empty doll-like abominations with absurdly large eyes.
6 - 90% of men that watch anime are gay pedophiles. 75% of women that watch Anime are mildly-to-definitely retarded. (Statistics can be verified at the FBI's homepage)
7 - Anime has been proven to lower the IQ of young children. It may also cause your offspring to become a failed artist.
8 - Anime comes from asia. everything asian is morally wrong. Again, refer to commandment one.
9 - Anime is destroying the environment, adding to global warming and has made cancer rates all over the planet skyrocket.
10 - Anime has been shown to break down nuclear family ties and cause children to hate their parents.
#735 - Decode (05/03/2015) [+] (1 reply)
stickied by Virt
This is my Virt

Virt is my bff

Pls no touch my best friend or I'll cut you
#873 - doomeythekink (07/05/2015) [-]
Follow your dreams you miserable 			*******		 faggot.
Follow your dreams you miserable ******* faggot.
User avatar #871 - elgatochubby ONLINE (07/03/2015) [-]
Thanks for the add,dude.
User avatar #872 to #871 - Virt (07/03/2015) [-]
no problem new friend <3
#867 - trisomytwentyone (07/01/2015) [-]
Here, another useless webm.
Here, another useless webm.
#868 to #867 - Virt (07/01/2015) [-]
More like me in the club 8)
More like me in the club 8)
User avatar #866 - syrianassassinsoul (06/29/2015) [-]
fag hag
User avatar #865 to #864 - Virt (06/25/2015) [-]
cats are fine too
User avatar #863 - kits (06/24/2015) [-]
sup
#858 - randomcomps (06/19/2015) [-]
Are you feeling froggy?
Are you feeling froggy?
User avatar #859 to #858 - Virt (06/19/2015) [-]
i like my beer with a few extra hops ;)
User avatar #860 to #859 - giffythetoad (06/20/2015) [-]
That's good. I like this pun.
User avatar #861 to #860 - Virt (06/20/2015) [-]
thanks
ive toad a few good ones in my time
#848 to #847 - trisomytwentyone (06/18/2015) [-]
I have too many Shia videos. Send help.
I have too many Shia videos. Send help.
#849 to #848 - Virt (06/18/2015) [-]
no
gimme
#850 to #849 - trisomytwentyone (06/18/2015) [-]
You have the right to know... I get them from Reddit.  Don't tell Admin      
www.reddit.com/r/MotivaShian
You have the right to know... I get them from Reddit. Don't tell Admin
www.reddit.com/r/MotivaShian
#851 to #850 - Virt (06/18/2015) [-]
rip   
 thats an amazing subreddit tho
rip
thats an amazing subreddit tho
#852 to #851 - trisomytwentyone (06/18/2015) [-]
Wow, one I've actually never seen.     
Video unrelated.
Wow, one I've actually never seen.
Video unrelated.
#853 to #852 - Virt (06/18/2015) [-]
any time   
i only involve myself in the rarest of memes
any time
i only involve myself in the rarest of memes
#854 to #853 - trisomytwentyone (06/18/2015) [-]
Then why do you talk to me? Checkmate memeist.
Then why do you talk to me? Checkmate memeist.
#855 to #854 - Virt (06/18/2015) [-]
dank  breasts  memes
dank breasts memes
#856 to #855 - trisomytwentyone (06/18/2015) [-]
Josh turns me on.
Josh turns me on.
#841 - yousaygoodbye (06/13/2015) [-]
Happy birthday! Here's some boobs
Happy birthday! Here's some boobs
User avatar #838 - sanitarysan (06/13/2015) [-]
happy birthday right?
User avatar #839 to #838 - Virt (06/13/2015) [-]
yup!!
#844 to #839 - sanitarysan (06/13/2015) [-]
i was not told to bring anything tell me whatever you want and it is yours
i was not told to bring anything tell me whatever you want and it is yours
User avatar #845 to #844 - Virt (06/13/2015) [-]
This is great thanks :^)
User avatar #843 to #840 - trisomytwentyone (06/13/2015) [-]
Now there's a Pepe I don't think I've ever seen before.
User avatar #833 to #832 - Virt (06/05/2015) [-]
thanks for the cancer b0ss
User avatar #835 to #834 - Virt (06/05/2015) [-]
thats about what i expected from someone this filthy

do the chicken nuggies song pls
User avatar #805 - andra (05/31/2015) [-]
semen
User avatar #827 to #805 - Virt (05/31/2015) [-]
i can buy you a wii u
but id rather not :c
User avatar #828 to #827 - andra (05/31/2015) [-]
ill luv u 4ever
User avatar #829 to #828 - Virt (05/31/2015) [-]
thats good but ill be poor and cant buy stuff i need :c
like a wii u ;)
User avatar #830 to #829 - andra (05/31/2015) [-]
buy a wii u for yerself and play wid me
User avatar #831 to #830 - Virt (05/31/2015) [-]
ok that sounds good
User avatar #806 to #805 - Virt (05/31/2015) [-]
is it lunch time already?
User avatar #807 to #806 - andra (05/31/2015) [-]
its 2:30 youre late
User avatar #808 to #807 - Virt (05/31/2015) [-]
**** if i eat now ill be too full for dinner
User avatar #809 to #808 - andra (05/31/2015) [-]
we can make supper later dont u wori
User avatar #810 to #809 - Virt (05/31/2015) [-]
thanks
u too good to me

so how are you doing?
User avatar #811 to #810 - andra (05/31/2015) [-]
pissed cos i prolly aint gonna get a wii u and get gud at smash bros
but hey i can still get into league right
User avatar #812 to #811 - Virt (05/31/2015) [-]
if you want :p

and its ok i dont have smash bros either :/
User avatar #813 to #812 - andra (05/31/2015) [-]
yeah but you dont understand all my friends play smash bros and i really like it
User avatar #814 to #813 - Virt (05/31/2015) [-]
a lot of mine play it

do you have any sort of income?
User avatar #815 to #814 - andra (05/31/2015) [-]
nope
kill me
User avatar #816 to #815 - Virt (05/31/2015) [-]
you should just come here and play with my friends :p
User avatar #817 to #816 - andra (05/31/2015) [-]
how do i make money from the internet
my parents are jews
User avatar #818 to #817 - Virt (05/31/2015) [-]
scam people or sell your body online

only 2 ways
User avatar #819 to #818 - andra (05/31/2015) [-]
i wanted to make a kickstarter drawing dicks and see what would happened but i need a bank account cos they dont like paypal
User avatar #821 to #819 - Virt (05/31/2015) [-]
you dont have a bank account?
User avatar #822 to #821 - andra (05/31/2015) [-]
nope
User avatar #823 to #822 - Virt (05/31/2015) [-]
suuuuuccckksss
maybe set up a way for people to send money to a paypal idk
User avatar #824 to #823 - andra (05/31/2015) [-]
dus no work
kill me
User avatar #825 to #824 - Virt (05/31/2015) [-]
nu pls

no deadarino
User avatar #826 to #825 - andra (05/31/2015) [-]
can you buy me a wii u pls
User avatar #820 to #819 - andra (05/31/2015) [-]
ignore grammar
#793 - lightarcanine (05/27/2015) [-]
I can make webms now
I can make webms now
User avatar #794 to #793 - Virt (05/27/2015) [-]
congrats
i learned that forever ago ;)
User avatar #795 to #794 - lightarcanine (05/27/2015) [-]
I just got a computer
User avatar #796 to #795 - Virt (05/27/2015) [-]
you should play league with me and ashe <3 <3 <3
#797 to #796 - lightarcanine (05/27/2015) [-]
I should be getting a mic soon
I should be getting a mic soon
User avatar #798 to #797 - Virt (05/27/2015) [-]
you dont need a mic to play league
but i do wanna hear your voice <3
#787 - darthsalias (05/23/2015) [-]
adventure?
#788 to #787 - Virt (05/23/2015) [-]
ADVENTURE!   
 time :3
ADVENTURE!
time :3
#789 to #788 - darthsalias (05/23/2015) [-]
yiiiiissssssssssssss:3
User avatar #790 to #789 - Virt (05/23/2015) [-]
so how are you?
User avatar #791 to #790 - darthsalias (05/23/2015) [-]
playin bf4
#792 to #791 - Virt (05/23/2015) [-]
cool   
i was  never a fan of battlefield but it looks like a good game
cool
i was never a fan of battlefield but it looks like a good game
#765 - zoroso (05/13/2015) [-]
I attempted suicide on monday but I survived
User avatar #766 to #765 - Virt (05/13/2015) [-]
im glad youre ok :/

whats wrong?
#767 to #766 - zoroso (05/13/2015) [-]
It was like a movie

I went and poured my heart out to a close friend and all they say is that they is that they "appreciates it" then left like I had the plague. Than it started raining immediately afterwards. I couldn't believe how ****** every thing went. Not to mention my entire family hates me and I have only two friends I can trust.
User avatar #768 to #767 - Virt (05/13/2015) [-]
oh wow thats so ****** :/
i had that happen to a friend before attempted suicide and all :/ its **** man but **** em you dont need em
you still have other people and thats whose important
just remember when things turn to **** they can only get better!
#769 to #768 - zoroso (05/13/2015) [-]
The thing is, it never gets better. I have been winding down this road since I was ten years old I was raped repeatedly by my stepbrothers and pretty much started all of it I have lost all feeling towards others and I cant feel happy or sad or anything anymore. I just live an unhappy life and hope everything just passes me by and leaves me alone, as much as I would want the company, I can't handle the stress. She made me feel again, she helped me. I didn't expect much, but a forced thanks and than being left their is just plain heartless. It was like it wasn't even her.
User avatar #770 to #769 - Virt (05/14/2015) [-]
**** that sucks :/
i cant say i can relate, thats some sucky stuff, but if its that bad then it can only get better

best thing i can tell you is what i told my friend, if you have nothing to lose then go out and do **** , meet people and see what happens! worst case scenario you kill some time and come back with a few stories
for a while i was miserable and i just locked myself in my room, decided **** it ill try going out and it got better when i thought it wouldnt, i may not be the best person to help but i mean ill be here to listen if you ever need someone :/ just dont try that again please :/
#771 to #770 - zoroso (05/14/2015) [-]
I do go do 			****		 with the chance I'll get somewhere. I can make methamphetamine and I can almost make heroin from working in my shed. I don't sell it, I don't take it. I have also made mustard gas (accidentally) and hydrogen chloride in my time. I have nearly gotten killed doing it but it's better than talking to people
I do go do **** with the chance I'll get somewhere. I can make methamphetamine and I can almost make heroin from working in my shed. I don't sell it, I don't take it. I have also made mustard gas (accidentally) and hydrogen chloride in my time. I have nearly gotten killed doing it but it's better than talking to people
User avatar #772 to #771 - Virt (05/14/2015) [-]
holy **** thats cool
howd you figure this out?
#773 to #772 - zoroso (05/14/2015) [-]
internet, and my brother in law used to sell meth and heroin.
User avatar #774 to #773 - Virt (05/14/2015) [-]
**** o.o
what did u do with it after?
#775 to #774 - zoroso (05/14/2015) [-]
I have a secure location I store things outside of my home that only I know about.
User avatar #776 to #775 - Virt (05/14/2015) [-]
anything else in there? :o
#777 to #776 - zoroso (05/14/2015) [-]
Lots of stuff. Money, weapons ammunition, clothes, anything to survive on my own for some time.
User avatar #778 to #777 - Virt (05/14/2015) [-]
its like my friends bug out bag
if **** goes bad he has a bag of supplies to last him a while
User avatar #780 to #779 - Virt (05/14/2015) [-]
thats cool
you watch anime?
#781 to #780 - zoroso (05/14/2015) [-]
of course
User avatar #782 to #781 - Virt (05/14/2015) [-]
watch any recently?
i have a few im trying to finish up
#783 to #782 - zoroso (05/14/2015) [-]
I started Sekai Ichi Hatsukoi. It's yaoi as **** , but still good
User avatar #784 to #783 - Virt (05/14/2015) [-]
never heard of it
im almost done with guguri kokori san
its pretty great
#785 to #784 - zoroso (05/14/2015) [-]
I love that one, I'm not far but it's awesome
User avatar #737 - syrianassassinsoul (05/06/2015) [-]
lol a fag
User avatar #738 to #737 - Virt (05/06/2015) [-]
**** wheres my haram
I need to keep fags like you off of here

So hows it going
#739 to #738 - syrianassassinsoul (05/06/2015) [-]
im fine.   
   
busy with work and 			****
im fine.

busy with work and ****
#740 to #739 - Virt (05/06/2015) [-]
sounds fun   
didnt know they let you on funnyjunk at juhad training camp
sounds fun
didnt know they let you on funnyjunk at juhad training camp
#742 to #741 - Virt (05/06/2015) [-]
emigrating to sweden eh?
#743 to #742 - syrianassassinsoul (05/06/2015) [-]
idk where will the UNHCR will put me.   
   
but im sure it will be place filled with juice
idk where will the UNHCR will put me.

but im sure it will be place filled with juice
#744 to #743 - Virt (05/06/2015) [-]
oy vey what a place to be
oy vey what a place to be
#745 to #744 - syrianassassinsoul (05/06/2015) [-]
we all hope its not JewYork
#746 to #745 - Virt (05/06/2015) [-]
or jew jersey
or jew jersey
User avatar #747 to #746 - syrianassassinsoul (05/06/2015) [-]
or not france

I DONT WANT TO GO TO FRANCE!
User avatar #748 to #747 - Virt (05/06/2015) [-]
GUESS WHAT MOHAMMED
UR GOIN TO FRANCE C:
User avatar #750 to #749 - Virt (05/06/2015) [-]
itll be fun
they all smell like thet dont bathe ;)
User avatar #751 to #750 - syrianassassinsoul (05/06/2015) [-]
and racists
and mean
and cunts
and with ratstache
bitches dont shave


i prefer to go to gaylandistan and get ****** in the ass but not landing on france
User avatar #752 to #751 - Virt (05/06/2015) [-]
why not just lessen the trip

let some stinky cheese french guy **** you in the ass under the eiffle tower
#753 to #752 - syrianassassinsoul (05/06/2015) [-]
well. i will never go to stinkistan.

i will be mostly going to sweden or norway. and have good education and a GF if i decided to be a normal moral fag.
User avatar #755 to #753 - Virt (05/06/2015) [-]
My plan is go to norway top
User avatar #756 to #755 - syrianassassinsoul (05/06/2015) [-]
i hope i go there too.

there we can also invite joshlol
User avatar #763 to #756 - joshlol (05/06/2015) [-]
idk
User avatar #764 to #763 - syrianassassinsoul (05/06/2015) [-]
go give it a try ****** !
User avatar #761 to #756 - joshlol (05/06/2015) [-]
im euro bro its easy for me to live/work there i just need a job
User avatar #762 to #761 - syrianassassinsoul (05/06/2015) [-]
isnt there somehow a way to ask for work via the embassy there?
User avatar #759 to #756 - joshlol (05/06/2015) [-]
yes
User avatar #760 to #759 - syrianassassinsoul (05/06/2015) [-]
and you know we can help with visa right? especially if you are coming to work and study.
User avatar #758 to #757 - syrianassassinsoul (05/06/2015) [-]
didnt you say you want to go there too?
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