Episode 2 was the biggest pile of shit I've ever seen, I mean apart from from episode 1 and 3.

yeah the original trilogy isnt that good either, atleast not to todays standards so go be a nostalgia fag somewhere else

>"todays standard"

As if today's standard is higher.

And I didn't even mention the originals, so what's up with this "nostalgia fag" thing?

usually only nostalgia fags hate the new star wars trilogy, and the old star wars movies have weak plots and are cliche as shit by todays standards, only nostalgia keeps them alive in your heart

If you think that's the main difference between the prequels and the originals you don't have a lot of discretion when it comes to movies and I really wonder on what kind of criteria you base your judgement on.

And although you may call the plot of the originals cliché it's nowhere near as bad as the inchoherent nonsensical mess full of contradictions and inconsistencies of the prequels.
It's unnecessarily complicated and doesn't even feel like it makes sense most of the time, the actions of the the characters seems to be lacking any kind of motivation others than that of driving the plot forward it feels undirected and forced.
And that's only part of the many reasons why the characters have the depth of a cardboard cut-out and fail to connect with the audience.

*fail to connect with you

There is very little to connect to.

The characters had no sense in them, their actions often were illogical and self-contradictory, and their motivations unclear. They had no credibility whatsoever and lacked any kind personality, or even lacked a sense of humanity.
Try to describe the characters without mentioning what they do in the movies or what they look like, it's nearly impossible they're that bland.

And all the supposed relationships and feelings between the characters need to be pointed out by conversation or blatantly shoved in the face like the cheesy love affair between anakin and padme with cringe-worthy dialogue and line delivery that could have come out of a really bad soft erotic movie.
The friendship between Obi-Wan and Anakin? What friendship? They are supposed to be real intimate and friends, all Anakin ever does is whine and cry about how Obi-Wan doesn't understand him, and Obi-Wan just seems to be annoyed with Anakin the entire time.
In fact it looks like the only reason Obi-Wan trained Anakin because he made a promise to Qui-Gon Jinn.

I really could go on and on how awful these movies are in so many aspects.

If you take away the CGI there virtually nothing left. The original trilogy used special effects as a medium to tell a story, the prequels use a """story""" (Yes, that really needed 3 quotation marks) to show special effects.

i dont dislike the three movies, but what im saying is that people tend to hate the prequels just cause they arent the same style as the other three, the original threes story is outdated and weak and cliche if you think about it, and it wasnt when it was made, but it sure dont hold up now

They were piles of shit, but they weren't as big as you are making them out to be. I mean, the dialogue sucked and the acting sucked and the plot was idiotic, but dude, there were EXPLOSIONS.

Yeah, I guess you're right.

And although the extremely poorly written and awkward love scenes were so bad they made me physically cringe and filled with vicarious shame for the actors we still got to look at Natalie Portman, so I guess that counts for something too.

Oh my god, dude. I tried rewatching the movies, and I just had to skip over the romantic scenes. "Oh hey, guys. If you speak in a loud whisper, that will make your acting seem more genuine. And let's have giant fucking daffodils." I am so fanny flustered over those movies.

app is called action movie fx

Aint got shit on the new iRan.

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