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Viceroy

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Gender: male
Date Signed Up:8/10/2010
Last Login:3/29/2015
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i'm not asking you all to worship me, but a little bow-down would be nice.

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#118 - siriuslygrim (03/24/2015) [-]
The problem with that picture is the same problem with all professional strength builders. She has stopped filling the human stereotype in shape. Most prominent is that her neck is too thick for her shoulders and head. This is most likely due to the fact that she is mid-lift in an olympic event, thus fully flexing. The girls in the pictures above are attempting to pose for the camera. Male weightlifters are in the same boat. Their bodies are enormously powerful, but they usually end up looking stocky and ragged. Also the fact that these women built their bodies on work that requires extreme activity, but not purposeful expenditure of energy to do something as unnatural as moving heavy objects for sport, they better fit what the subconscious human mind sees as the "ideal" form. And sure, it helps that most of them possess a very pretty face.

TLDR: bodybuilding isn't what the body was meant to do, the women above are performing more normal tasks, and thus appeal more to the normal human.

P.s: yes I know firefighting and combative professions aren't considered normal, but they are more in-line with the ancient survival task that the human race performed everyday back when the subconscious sexual preferences were first explored by early sapient man.
User avatar #164 - whiskeyjacker (03/24/2015) [-]
So you're telling me cavemen didn't lift?

Faggots.

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#29 - admin (03/21/2015) [-]
Hi Viceroy! Dear Leader Admin sent me to work in your mines!
User avatar #27 - hotpost (12/24/2014) [-]
you're cigars
User avatar #28 to #27 - Viceroy (12/24/2014) [-]
I am? That's certainly new.
User avatar #18 - yorker (07/27/2014) [-]
haha i was just thinking of viceroy cigarettes and then i saw a comment of yours
User avatar #19 to #18 - Viceroy (07/27/2014) [-]
I'm a much higher quality brand.
User avatar #20 to #19 - yorker (07/27/2014) [-]
is that what mac demarco smokes
User avatar #21 to #20 - Viceroy (07/27/2014) [-]
Yeah, but in general they're a really cheap brand. Nice for chain smokers.
User avatar #22 to #21 - yorker (07/27/2014) [-]
do you like mac demarco
User avatar #23 to #22 - Viceroy (07/27/2014) [-]
I've only heard the viceroy song.
User avatar #24 to #23 - yorker (07/27/2014) [-]
it's pretty gud I think
User avatar #25 to #24 - Viceroy (07/27/2014) [-]
I guess so. I don't really know anything about music.
User avatar #15 - soundofwinter (06/22/2014) [-]
**** you
User avatar #16 to #15 - Viceroy (06/22/2014) [-]
thanks bae
#14 - evilhomer ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
User avatar #11 - faithrider (01/08/2014) [-]
so do you know anything of homestuck?
User avatar #12 to #11 - Viceroy (01/08/2014) [-]
Not really a fan.
User avatar #13 to #12 - faithrider (01/09/2014) [-]
ok. just thought i'd check because i made some lyoko homestuck crossovers and if you liked them both you would
User avatar #7 - Viceroy (12/23/2012) [-]
I wish I knew why seniorawesomesauce kept mentioning me in comments
User avatar #8 to #7 - seniorawesomesauce ONLINE (01/03/2013) [-]
Because I am the Viceroy to his majesty magical fairy princess!
User avatar #9 to #8 - Viceroy (01/03/2013) [-]
his magesty magical fairy princess
Makes total sense.
User avatar #10 to #9 - seniorawesomesauce ONLINE (01/03/2013) [-]
*√°dmin
User avatar #2 - eldorito (07/26/2012) [-]
My felllow unifag!
User avatar #3 to #2 - Viceroy (07/26/2012) [-]
Unifag?
User avatar #4 to #3 - eldorito (07/28/2012) [-]
Unicycle fag.
User avatar #5 to #4 - Viceroy (07/28/2012) [-]
Ah. Brohug?
User avatar #6 to #5 - eldorito (07/29/2012) [-]
Oui.
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