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#6 - Why do so many people like to vilify child services? …  [+] (2 new replies) 02/21/2013 on Feels for all 0
#7 - anonymous (02/21/2013) [-]
I think it could be on purpose. In the beginning, before surviving the day-to-day hardships, words hurt. But then you adapt, you grow stronger, feeding on whatever sustains you.
User avatar #13 - taintedangel (03/11/2013) [-]
or do as I did: you grow a thicker skin then cut out that part of you that feels hurt from being bullied. It's evolution of the self, adapt to survive.
#20 - If you bought a phone or got a girlfriend solely for the purpo… 02/20/2013 on just a thought +2
#762 - I did not say i was better. And yes, i do have the power to he… 02/19/2013 on yup 0
#759 - I do agree that i attempt to be sub servant and do all i can f… 02/19/2013 on yup 0
#757 - You should let yourself be walked on. The bible says that if a… 02/19/2013 on yup 0
#753 - If God were lying to you then that would be unfair but there i… 02/19/2013 on yup +1
#751 - That's your pride talking. One should be humble. But that'… 02/19/2013 on yup +1
#749 - is that too much to ask? When he created us, lets us exist, is… 02/19/2013 on yup 0
#747 - God does nothing to us but give us freedom and then even if th… 02/19/2013 on yup +1
#745 - haha, well i have to say i disagree, he puts us here to see wh… 02/19/2013 on yup +1
#743 - I think God is a good example of a parent, it's true he does n…  [+] (17 new replies) 02/19/2013 on yup -1
#760 - yourmomsfacehere (02/19/2013) [-]
im not saying that at all, if you look back at your statement your trying to say that your better because you do all you can for others which i agree is a very good quality but im saying i refuse to be subservient to people who can take advantage of me.. you are deluded you see only the good in yourself and your god and u reject the rest.. yes its good to be humble and see everyone as equals but not to the extent of lowering yourself to be stepped on controlled and manipulated by anyone and you refuse to see that point
User avatar #762 - Vandeekree (02/19/2013) [-]
I did not say i was better. And yes, i do have the power to help others but everyone has that power if by doing nothing more than being a caring individual, it's not a power statement in the least.
And i do not let anyone control me. God does not control me but his words are true and i follow them because i want too, because it's right. And please don't misunderstand, i NEVER said there was only good in me, i am fallible just like anyone. No one can control you, you are your own person, and if you would put your pride aside you would see that helping others is not submitting to them, loving them is not letting them step on you. You become invincible once nothing in this word besides other people matter to you, no one can hurt you, no one can steal from you. Suddenly you have control over everything once you realize what matters in life.
#758 - yourmomsfacehere (02/19/2013) [-]
im not saying i know all but what i know, a priori to be true, is what i will follow and you who would allow yourself to be walked on will find that you will fall into becoming a subservient being instead of being your own person
User avatar #759 - Vandeekree (02/19/2013) [-]
I do agree that i attempt to be sub servant and do all i can for others. But i don't see how that makes you less of a person to care about others in the same way you would yourself
#755 - yourmomsfacehere (02/19/2013) [-]
im sorry its not letting me reply to each comment pardon the constant switching, but i wasnt saying god is lying to me but the people lying about speaking to god in the first place and i know what humble means but i also believe you need your pride as to not be walked over when someone is telling you to do or believe something that goes against what knowledge i have accumulated myself
User avatar #757 - Vandeekree (02/19/2013) [-]
You should let yourself be walked on. The bible says that if asked for your cloak give your shirt too. To turn the other cheek when hit. To be humble and act as though no one is below you in any way. But you should also protect yourself and follow what you see to be true. I know it can seem hard to believe when you look at the world that so full of lies, but when you look at the bible, it proves itself by the truth it speaks, i have found this to be true in no other religious text. So just keep in mind, yes you should follow your knowledge base, but that very knowledge base could possibly e wrong, you are not all knowing after all.
#752 - yourmomsfacehere (02/19/2013) [-]
i am humble.. i do not boast about being superior, i believe in reason and if i have no reason to suck god's cock i will not take the word of someone who could be lying to me to get me to do their bidding
User avatar #753 - Vandeekree (02/19/2013) [-]
If God were lying to you then that would be unfair but there is n reason to think he is. He gave you life just to lie to you? That seems unlikely seeing how he would lose nothing at all to fulfill all the things he promises and says anyway. And while your statement is brash, it shows that you indeed do not know what it means to be humble.
#750 - yourmomsfacehere (02/19/2013) [-]
yes he does let us fall because all he has to do is step down and show that he is real and no one would argue in the slightest but noo he goes to select people and whispers in their ear... you know what fuck it id rather not exist that to suck gods cock to get into heaven
User avatar #751 - Vandeekree (02/19/2013) [-]
That's your pride talking. One should be humble.
But that's the point, God does not reveal himself in grandeur because if he were, no one would sin or even so much as sneeze because they would have a great glowing eye above them at all times. In order to truly allow us choice, he can't bully us into things. So he does not allows us to slip, he lets us walk down the path we choose.
#748 - yourmomsfacehere (02/19/2013) [-]
but we have to stroke his benevolent vanity for him to cater our souls otherwise he lets them fall to an angel that he created to be tortured if thats love i dont want to kno what you think hate is
User avatar #749 - Vandeekree (02/19/2013) [-]
is that too much to ask? When he created us, lets us exist, is giving back gratitude more taking too much?
And no, he does not let us fall, he gives us the choice to either follow him or follow sin. We do not automatically fall to it without his intervention but we do need his guidance to keep from being tempted.
#746 - yourmomsfacehere (02/19/2013) [-]
if a parent did that to a child they'd be arrested, so if god existed he would be arrested
User avatar #747 - Vandeekree (02/19/2013) [-]
God does nothing to us but give us freedom and then even if the worst should happen and we die he caters our souls in the after life. If that's cruel then i have no idea what you consider loving
#744 - yourmomsfacehere (02/19/2013) [-]
if god was a parent he'd be arrested
User avatar #789 - waldowarcraft (02/20/2013) [-]
I agree. The Christian god would be charged with neglect, abuse, and murder. Lets not forget the planned infanticide where he/ angel of death (on his command) killed every first born Egyptian child because of the current slave-trade situation. This action alone shows how how he doesn't understand parenting. He tore Families apart with the worst thing that could ever happen to them, the loss of a child. What parent would do that to another parent? and why did the babies suffer for what a Pharaoh ordered? Yeah pretty fucked up parenting.
User avatar #745 - Vandeekree (02/19/2013) [-]
haha, well i have to say i disagree, he puts us here to see what we are made of and then judges us by it without error, that's a pretty good parent
#741 - Do you think parents who have a planned child have them to use…  [+] (19 new replies) 02/19/2013 on yup -1
#742 - yourmomsfacehere (02/19/2013) [-]
first of all thats a stupid fucking test because all the guy has to do is ask for forgiveness and he will be forgiven and the girl is still raped, and second you cant equate god to our parents because our parents are actually active in helping us during life, not just watching and hoping we make good decisions
User avatar #743 - Vandeekree (02/19/2013) [-]
I think God is a good example of a parent, it's true he does not baby us but he does effect us. And yes, if he asks for forgiveness and truly repents, even rape can be forgiven. God will forgive anything but after you accept him there is no going back, you will live the rest of your life as best you can.
#760 - yourmomsfacehere (02/19/2013) [-]
im not saying that at all, if you look back at your statement your trying to say that your better because you do all you can for others which i agree is a very good quality but im saying i refuse to be subservient to people who can take advantage of me.. you are deluded you see only the good in yourself and your god and u reject the rest.. yes its good to be humble and see everyone as equals but not to the extent of lowering yourself to be stepped on controlled and manipulated by anyone and you refuse to see that point
User avatar #762 - Vandeekree (02/19/2013) [-]
I did not say i was better. And yes, i do have the power to help others but everyone has that power if by doing nothing more than being a caring individual, it's not a power statement in the least.
And i do not let anyone control me. God does not control me but his words are true and i follow them because i want too, because it's right. And please don't misunderstand, i NEVER said there was only good in me, i am fallible just like anyone. No one can control you, you are your own person, and if you would put your pride aside you would see that helping others is not submitting to them, loving them is not letting them step on you. You become invincible once nothing in this word besides other people matter to you, no one can hurt you, no one can steal from you. Suddenly you have control over everything once you realize what matters in life.
#758 - yourmomsfacehere (02/19/2013) [-]
im not saying i know all but what i know, a priori to be true, is what i will follow and you who would allow yourself to be walked on will find that you will fall into becoming a subservient being instead of being your own person
User avatar #759 - Vandeekree (02/19/2013) [-]
I do agree that i attempt to be sub servant and do all i can for others. But i don't see how that makes you less of a person to care about others in the same way you would yourself
#755 - yourmomsfacehere (02/19/2013) [-]
im sorry its not letting me reply to each comment pardon the constant switching, but i wasnt saying god is lying to me but the people lying about speaking to god in the first place and i know what humble means but i also believe you need your pride as to not be walked over when someone is telling you to do or believe something that goes against what knowledge i have accumulated myself
User avatar #757 - Vandeekree (02/19/2013) [-]
You should let yourself be walked on. The bible says that if asked for your cloak give your shirt too. To turn the other cheek when hit. To be humble and act as though no one is below you in any way. But you should also protect yourself and follow what you see to be true. I know it can seem hard to believe when you look at the world that so full of lies, but when you look at the bible, it proves itself by the truth it speaks, i have found this to be true in no other religious text. So just keep in mind, yes you should follow your knowledge base, but that very knowledge base could possibly e wrong, you are not all knowing after all.
#752 - yourmomsfacehere (02/19/2013) [-]
i am humble.. i do not boast about being superior, i believe in reason and if i have no reason to suck god's cock i will not take the word of someone who could be lying to me to get me to do their bidding
User avatar #753 - Vandeekree (02/19/2013) [-]
If God were lying to you then that would be unfair but there is n reason to think he is. He gave you life just to lie to you? That seems unlikely seeing how he would lose nothing at all to fulfill all the things he promises and says anyway. And while your statement is brash, it shows that you indeed do not know what it means to be humble.
#750 - yourmomsfacehere (02/19/2013) [-]
yes he does let us fall because all he has to do is step down and show that he is real and no one would argue in the slightest but noo he goes to select people and whispers in their ear... you know what fuck it id rather not exist that to suck gods cock to get into heaven
User avatar #751 - Vandeekree (02/19/2013) [-]
That's your pride talking. One should be humble.
But that's the point, God does not reveal himself in grandeur because if he were, no one would sin or even so much as sneeze because they would have a great glowing eye above them at all times. In order to truly allow us choice, he can't bully us into things. So he does not allows us to slip, he lets us walk down the path we choose.
#748 - yourmomsfacehere (02/19/2013) [-]
but we have to stroke his benevolent vanity for him to cater our souls otherwise he lets them fall to an angel that he created to be tortured if thats love i dont want to kno what you think hate is
User avatar #749 - Vandeekree (02/19/2013) [-]
is that too much to ask? When he created us, lets us exist, is giving back gratitude more taking too much?
And no, he does not let us fall, he gives us the choice to either follow him or follow sin. We do not automatically fall to it without his intervention but we do need his guidance to keep from being tempted.
#746 - yourmomsfacehere (02/19/2013) [-]
if a parent did that to a child they'd be arrested, so if god existed he would be arrested
User avatar #747 - Vandeekree (02/19/2013) [-]
God does nothing to us but give us freedom and then even if the worst should happen and we die he caters our souls in the after life. If that's cruel then i have no idea what you consider loving
#744 - yourmomsfacehere (02/19/2013) [-]
if god was a parent he'd be arrested
User avatar #789 - waldowarcraft (02/20/2013) [-]
I agree. The Christian god would be charged with neglect, abuse, and murder. Lets not forget the planned infanticide where he/ angel of death (on his command) killed every first born Egyptian child because of the current slave-trade situation. This action alone shows how how he doesn't understand parenting. He tore Families apart with the worst thing that could ever happen to them, the loss of a child. What parent would do that to another parent? and why did the babies suffer for what a Pharaoh ordered? Yeah pretty fucked up parenting.
User avatar #745 - Vandeekree (02/19/2013) [-]
haha, well i have to say i disagree, he puts us here to see what we are made of and then judges us by it without error, that's a pretty good parent
#739 - Is it that they can't help doing it? I have no idea, it would …  [+] (21 new replies) 02/19/2013 on yup -1
#740 - yourmomsfacehere (02/19/2013) [-]
i dont want to believe that im gods plaything, that he put us here to see what we'd do to each other thats sadistic and sick, because yea its the rapist choice to rape her but how is she being tested, "lets see you get outta this one" said one indifferent god to his "child"
User avatar #741 - Vandeekree (02/19/2013) [-]
Do you think parents who have a planned child have them to use as a plaything? God put us here not to toy with us but because he loves us. Remember that God loves the rapist just as much as the little girl. The rapist is not a test for the little girl, the rapist was a test for the rapist that he failed.
#742 - yourmomsfacehere (02/19/2013) [-]
first of all thats a stupid fucking test because all the guy has to do is ask for forgiveness and he will be forgiven and the girl is still raped, and second you cant equate god to our parents because our parents are actually active in helping us during life, not just watching and hoping we make good decisions
User avatar #743 - Vandeekree (02/19/2013) [-]
I think God is a good example of a parent, it's true he does not baby us but he does effect us. And yes, if he asks for forgiveness and truly repents, even rape can be forgiven. God will forgive anything but after you accept him there is no going back, you will live the rest of your life as best you can.
#760 - yourmomsfacehere (02/19/2013) [-]
im not saying that at all, if you look back at your statement your trying to say that your better because you do all you can for others which i agree is a very good quality but im saying i refuse to be subservient to people who can take advantage of me.. you are deluded you see only the good in yourself and your god and u reject the rest.. yes its good to be humble and see everyone as equals but not to the extent of lowering yourself to be stepped on controlled and manipulated by anyone and you refuse to see that point
User avatar #762 - Vandeekree (02/19/2013) [-]
I did not say i was better. And yes, i do have the power to help others but everyone has that power if by doing nothing more than being a caring individual, it's not a power statement in the least.
And i do not let anyone control me. God does not control me but his words are true and i follow them because i want too, because it's right. And please don't misunderstand, i NEVER said there was only good in me, i am fallible just like anyone. No one can control you, you are your own person, and if you would put your pride aside you would see that helping others is not submitting to them, loving them is not letting them step on you. You become invincible once nothing in this word besides other people matter to you, no one can hurt you, no one can steal from you. Suddenly you have control over everything once you realize what matters in life.
#758 - yourmomsfacehere (02/19/2013) [-]
im not saying i know all but what i know, a priori to be true, is what i will follow and you who would allow yourself to be walked on will find that you will fall into becoming a subservient being instead of being your own person
User avatar #759 - Vandeekree (02/19/2013) [-]
I do agree that i attempt to be sub servant and do all i can for others. But i don't see how that makes you less of a person to care about others in the same way you would yourself
#755 - yourmomsfacehere (02/19/2013) [-]
im sorry its not letting me reply to each comment pardon the constant switching, but i wasnt saying god is lying to me but the people lying about speaking to god in the first place and i know what humble means but i also believe you need your pride as to not be walked over when someone is telling you to do or believe something that goes against what knowledge i have accumulated myself
User avatar #757 - Vandeekree (02/19/2013) [-]
You should let yourself be walked on. The bible says that if asked for your cloak give your shirt too. To turn the other cheek when hit. To be humble and act as though no one is below you in any way. But you should also protect yourself and follow what you see to be true. I know it can seem hard to believe when you look at the world that so full of lies, but when you look at the bible, it proves itself by the truth it speaks, i have found this to be true in no other religious text. So just keep in mind, yes you should follow your knowledge base, but that very knowledge base could possibly e wrong, you are not all knowing after all.
#752 - yourmomsfacehere (02/19/2013) [-]
i am humble.. i do not boast about being superior, i believe in reason and if i have no reason to suck god's cock i will not take the word of someone who could be lying to me to get me to do their bidding
User avatar #753 - Vandeekree (02/19/2013) [-]
If God were lying to you then that would be unfair but there is n reason to think he is. He gave you life just to lie to you? That seems unlikely seeing how he would lose nothing at all to fulfill all the things he promises and says anyway. And while your statement is brash, it shows that you indeed do not know what it means to be humble.
#750 - yourmomsfacehere (02/19/2013) [-]
yes he does let us fall because all he has to do is step down and show that he is real and no one would argue in the slightest but noo he goes to select people and whispers in their ear... you know what fuck it id rather not exist that to suck gods cock to get into heaven
User avatar #751 - Vandeekree (02/19/2013) [-]
That's your pride talking. One should be humble.
But that's the point, God does not reveal himself in grandeur because if he were, no one would sin or even so much as sneeze because they would have a great glowing eye above them at all times. In order to truly allow us choice, he can't bully us into things. So he does not allows us to slip, he lets us walk down the path we choose.
#748 - yourmomsfacehere (02/19/2013) [-]
but we have to stroke his benevolent vanity for him to cater our souls otherwise he lets them fall to an angel that he created to be tortured if thats love i dont want to kno what you think hate is
User avatar #749 - Vandeekree (02/19/2013) [-]
is that too much to ask? When he created us, lets us exist, is giving back gratitude more taking too much?
And no, he does not let us fall, he gives us the choice to either follow him or follow sin. We do not automatically fall to it without his intervention but we do need his guidance to keep from being tempted.
#746 - yourmomsfacehere (02/19/2013) [-]
if a parent did that to a child they'd be arrested, so if god existed he would be arrested
User avatar #747 - Vandeekree (02/19/2013) [-]
God does nothing to us but give us freedom and then even if the worst should happen and we die he caters our souls in the after life. If that's cruel then i have no idea what you consider loving
#744 - yourmomsfacehere (02/19/2013) [-]
if god was a parent he'd be arrested
User avatar #789 - waldowarcraft (02/20/2013) [-]
I agree. The Christian god would be charged with neglect, abuse, and murder. Lets not forget the planned infanticide where he/ angel of death (on his command) killed every first born Egyptian child because of the current slave-trade situation. This action alone shows how how he doesn't understand parenting. He tore Families apart with the worst thing that could ever happen to them, the loss of a child. What parent would do that to another parent? and why did the babies suffer for what a Pharaoh ordered? Yeah pretty fucked up parenting.
User avatar #745 - Vandeekree (02/19/2013) [-]
haha, well i have to say i disagree, he puts us here to see what we are made of and then judges us by it without error, that's a pretty good parent
#738 - And that's where the term "God fearing" comes from. … 02/19/2013 on yup 0
#737 - No, that is not the thing that is supposed to drive you. You a… 02/19/2013 on yup 0
#518 - Well you have to find it too. I'm sure this will make you roll… 02/19/2013 on yup -1
#506 - I have done a lot of research and studying but i admit i am yo… 02/19/2013 on yup -1
#497 - Not at all, there is evidence. He judges if we seek it out and…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/19/2013 on yup -2
User avatar #514 - RandomAnonGuy (02/19/2013) [-]
See, I'm searching too. I've read the bible from cover to cover, I tried reading the Koran (But couldn't take it after however long), I've listened to apologist after apologist try and explain how a certain passage of the bible could be morally right or factually correct, and I've come up with squat. If he judges whether or not we seek it out, then I've surely earned my place in heaven.
User avatar #518 - Vandeekree (02/19/2013) [-]
Well you have to find it too. I'm sure this will make you roll your eyes, but if you are reading the same bible i am and not seeing it's truth then you are only reading over the words and not studying to find out what they mean. There is so much truth if you delve deeply into it and it just keeps explaining itself more and more. Every time someone brings a new contradiction to me and i research it i always am forced to see things i didn't before. It's a very deep book, and without trying to insult, i don't think you were reading it correctly.
#492 - Ok, sounds good But i did not say as would their children,…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/19/2013 on yup 0
User avatar #495 - RandomAnonGuy (02/19/2013) [-]
Have you gone out and studied every other religion in the world? If not, sit down. You can't say that you've sought the truth when you tried one, maybe two religions and stopped there because it felt nice.
User avatar #506 - Vandeekree (02/19/2013) [-]
I have done a lot of research and studying but i admit i am young and am far from finished. I started with the big picture, trying to get the general idea of each religion and then begin to study more thoroughly kind of at random and what things took my interest. So i am not an expert yet, but i am working on it haha
#483 - To see if we will earn heaven or reject God and earn hell. … 02/19/2013 on yup -1
#474 - He does give to us all the opportunity we need. But he wants u…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/19/2013 on yup -1
User avatar #478 - RandomAnonGuy (02/19/2013) [-]
A test for what?
User avatar #483 - Vandeekree (02/19/2013) [-]
To see if we will earn heaven or reject God and earn hell.
Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth.
-Oscar Wilde
I use this quote because it shows my point that God wants us to feel we are in control and not pressured so we may choose unbiasedly(as in, the bias one would have were there to be a giant eye staring from heaven at all moments, you wouldn't so much as sneeze)
He wants to see our true colors and what we will do and once we have done it, he will deal out what is deserved.
Why does he do this? I have no idea at all. He is a being of infinity and i can't even conjecture to how his mind works.(if you can call it a mind)
#470 - I agree with all expect the part about being given a chance. Y… 02/19/2013 on yup 0
#462 - God created you and loves you and only wants you to freely cho…  [+] (4 new replies) 02/19/2013 on yup -1
User avatar #467 - RandomAnonGuy (02/19/2013) [-]
I don't think you understand how you offer someone something.
You walk up to them and you try to give it to them.
You don't sit in your room holding a rose and when the girl doesn't call you you go burn her house down.
User avatar #474 - Vandeekree (02/19/2013) [-]
He does give to us all the opportunity we need. But he wants us to earn the gift. And to walk up to us with it would cause all to accept without proving they will do what is right first. It's a test you see.
User avatar #478 - RandomAnonGuy (02/19/2013) [-]
A test for what?
User avatar #483 - Vandeekree (02/19/2013) [-]
To see if we will earn heaven or reject God and earn hell.
Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth.
-Oscar Wilde
I use this quote because it shows my point that God wants us to feel we are in control and not pressured so we may choose unbiasedly(as in, the bias one would have were there to be a giant eye staring from heaven at all moments, you wouldn't so much as sneeze)
He wants to see our true colors and what we will do and once we have done it, he will deal out what is deserved.
Why does he do this? I have no idea at all. He is a being of infinity and i can't even conjecture to how his mind works.(if you can call it a mind)
#451 - Everyone does know they are playing the game, everyone. And if…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/19/2013 on yup 0
User avatar #457 - RandomAnonGuy (02/19/2013) [-]
"Everyone does know they are playing the game, everyone"
See, all that says to me is that you're in denial of how the world works. There ARE people who aren't exposed to the god concept. There ARE people who are only exposed to different gods to yours. There ARE people who are told your god is satan and to ignore everything to do with him. These people are not given a chance by your rules.
User avatar #470 - Vandeekree (02/19/2013) [-]
I agree with all expect the part about being given a chance. You see those who teach that God is bad are the ones who will be punished, and those who hide God from others will be punished. It is a choice, and to be honest, you and i are probably in the wrong for knowing of God and not bringing him to those who are on the wrong path. Not to mention, if they are following a false religion then they will study it, and in doing so they will see that it contradicts with what is in their hearts and lead them to seek what is right, if they so choose to seek it.
#444 - Well there must be an infinite punishment to offset and infini…  [+] (6 new replies) 02/19/2013 on yup -1
User avatar #453 - RandomAnonGuy (02/19/2013) [-]
Whether or not I choose to reject god is an argument in and of itself, but also a moot point. There is no crime that warrants an infinite punishment, and there's no good reason that not believing should be viewed as a crime.
User avatar #462 - Vandeekree (02/19/2013) [-]
God created you and loves you and only wants you to freely choose to accept him. He gives you all purpose. To reject not only his offer of heaven but his love too fully warrants such a punishment.
User avatar #467 - RandomAnonGuy (02/19/2013) [-]
I don't think you understand how you offer someone something.
You walk up to them and you try to give it to them.
You don't sit in your room holding a rose and when the girl doesn't call you you go burn her house down.
User avatar #474 - Vandeekree (02/19/2013) [-]
He does give to us all the opportunity we need. But he wants us to earn the gift. And to walk up to us with it would cause all to accept without proving they will do what is right first. It's a test you see.
User avatar #478 - RandomAnonGuy (02/19/2013) [-]
A test for what?
User avatar #483 - Vandeekree (02/19/2013) [-]
To see if we will earn heaven or reject God and earn hell.
Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth.
-Oscar Wilde
I use this quote because it shows my point that God wants us to feel we are in control and not pressured so we may choose unbiasedly(as in, the bias one would have were there to be a giant eye staring from heaven at all moments, you wouldn't so much as sneeze)
He wants to see our true colors and what we will do and once we have done it, he will deal out what is deserved.
Why does he do this? I have no idea at all. He is a being of infinity and i can't even conjecture to how his mind works.(if you can call it a mind)
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User avatar #19 - kiratheunholy ONLINE (05/09/2013) [-]
Do you not have morals? Like seriously do you not have any? You claim that you only do as the bible instructs every time someone asks you about morals, but do you not know right from wrong without religion?

If so perhaps you should learn it. I'm an agnostic and I still know what's right from wrong without a higher entity instructing me on it. If the only thing keeping you from being a moral-less prick is religion then you are probably a psychopath.
User avatar #16 - justinsane (04/04/2013) [-]
Lets just put this here, shall we? Fewer purple lines
User avatar #18 to #16 - justinsane (04/04/2013) [-]
Now I strongly disagree that more studies need to be done in order to come to a consensus. All of the leading bodies which have done research on the subject have found no reason to indicate that gays are naturally more likely through their expression of sexuality to have any types of adverse effects. The only people I have heard calling for more research are the same people claiming that climate change is not a thing or that natural selection doesnt happen. There is a consensus in the scientific community and it is people who are not a part of the community who claim that they cant make conclusions (because they dont like the ones made)
User avatar #17 to #16 - Vandeekree (04/04/2013) [-]
Tis a good idea
#14 - highclassbean (02/11/2013) [-]
thank you for being so informative and calm in that religious conversation with thebritish.guy. really gave a positive look on the religious community.
User avatar #15 to #14 - Vandeekree (02/11/2013) [-]
Why thank you. Simply following the bible though. It says to approach the nonbeliever with respect and politeness.
#10 - anonymous (09/07/2012) [-]
******* idiot.
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#1 - bearycool **User deleted account** (07/14/2010) [-]
*pats head* don't worry my son I read your comment 80
User avatar #2 to #1 - Vandeekree (07/14/2010) [-]
Thank you, now I feel loved. i guess that's what I get for posting in the morning when the average funnyjunker is asleep.
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