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#4 - "Be fruitful and multiply." 07/02/2014 on The Bible on Human Anatomy +1
#29 - I think this is a bit messed up. No one is saying being girly … 07/02/2014 on Manly +1
#4 - I call bs. I've seen him use his cape to glide a half dozen ti…  [+] (4 new replies) 06/23/2014 on Sometimes even batman needs... +95
#46 - pridefulmatthew (06/23/2014) [-]
Helicopter....it's a fucking Batcopter you uncultured swine!
#41 - anonymous (06/23/2014) [-]
Not only that but he'd probably end up breaking his bones if he tried it. The sudden decrease in velocity would be very jarring, considering he's probably reaching close to terminal velocity (~150 miles/hour or ~240 kilometers/hour). Furthermore he's actually diving headfirst which is the method of least air resistance, so he's actually falling significantly faster than he could be if he adjusted his body's position.
User avatar #64 - YllekNayr (06/24/2014) [-]
Tell that to the Dark Knight, where he went from 0 to the speed of a fucking plane in one second.
#18 - angelious (06/23/2014) [-]
different incarnations have different set of skills.

this one had a normal cape with no special skills,
#39 - So yeah. That pretty well sums up my current progress in Kerba…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/23/2014 on Bamboo Rocket +24
#73 - unoletmehavename (06/23/2014) [-]
It flew more then mine,my rocket took the number one ticket to ground down.
#10 - You should have explained "Because it's all boney" .… 06/20/2014 on Nice Lap +16
#14 - I'm curious to see how this project evolves. 06/18/2014 on pokemon nxt 0
#209 - It's just sad that people think this way. That life is an acci… 06/18/2014 on great. 0
#1 - It's because, as we've seen in previous battles, sometimes dam… 06/17/2014 on Get the fuck out of the... +2
#4 - Is...is it me? 06/17/2014 on Guess wo would have... 0
#4 - Ugh, I hate it when girls duck face. 06/17/2014 on Oh hi whawhadwhawdhkhsgl! +6
#9 - I'm starting to think that most people like the pokemon world … 06/17/2014 on pokeart 0
#12 - I must say I found this to be really depressing.  [+] (2 new replies) 06/17/2014 on great. 0
User avatar #30 - daentraya (06/17/2014) [-]
Oh why?
"What is true is already so.
Owning up to it doesn't make it worse.
Not being open about it doesn't make it go away.
And because it's true, it is what is there to be interacted with.
Anything untrue isn't there to be lived.
People can stand what is true,
for they are already enduring it."
User avatar #209 - Vandeekree (06/18/2014) [-]
It's just sad that people think this way. That life is an accident. That there is no purpose or meaning, all you can do is have what fun you can before it is wiped away like it never happened at all.
#91 - **Vandeekree rolled image ** At least it's human.... 06/12/2014 on dare you to roll +1
#2570 - **Vandeekree rolled image ** It's an improvement honestly... 06/07/2014 on Your new penis 0
#2 - It would simply appear to break every time he turns it on as t…  [+] (5 new replies) 06/05/2014 on Time Machine +39
#46 - Defenestro (06/05/2014) [-]
If he attached a stopwatch to the device that could be an indicator of the machine working until its eventual break.
#3 - anonymous (06/05/2014) [-]
oor all time stops depending on how the machine functions and reality is halted.
User avatar #12 - sabertoothmoose (06/05/2014) [-]
Wont last forever tho... Unless it runs on some kind of infinite spacemagic
User avatar #8 - securityexplain (06/05/2014) [-]
But in order to define something as halted, you'd need a separate, objective source that can constitute and confirm the change in the allegedly halted object.

It could be that machine only halts the passage of time in limited range, so an observer outside that range could see that time is halted.

You can't say that reality is halted, because there isn't anything outside of reality, thus no time would pass as time is part of reality.

TL;DR - you need two separate objects in order to quantify each other. If all of time has stopped, you can't express for how long it did stop if there isn't separate time.
User avatar #5 - tommen (06/05/2014) [-]
i like that expression, but wont it mean that our reality is defined by time?
#13 - Is the word tumbleweed not a common word?  [+] (10 new replies) 06/05/2014 on Steam master race +336
#205 - anonymous (06/05/2014) [-]
Maybe it's an American thing
User avatar #191 - exotic (06/05/2014) [-]
you can roll hay and roll joints in this game too
User avatar #83 - axeul (06/05/2014) [-]
It is but you can't expect a person from tumblr to know it
User avatar #35 - uzerc (06/05/2014) [-]
tumblrweed
User avatar #384 - amirblumenfeld (06/06/2014) [-]
lol 420
User avatar #72 - popnotes (06/05/2014) [-]
did you just im done
#193 - anonymous (06/05/2014) [-]
I'm dying
User avatar #204 - assdoreponyfucker (06/05/2014) [-]
ARE WE GOING TO IGNORE THE FACT THAT THE ROLLING BUSH DLC IS ONLY $15?!?!?
User avatar #242 - fuckyourtoast (06/05/2014) [-]
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User avatar #344 - mitdwit (06/05/2014) [-]
on a scale frOM ONE TO EVEN
I CAN'T
#3 - "Who's foot is that?" *lick* "Oh, ish mine" 05/24/2014 on a bucket full off kitteh +4
#37 - The wording seems sliiiiightly biased. 05/12/2014 on Alas poor Sqwanto 0
#60 - Very true. It's based on how long the fastest computer algorit… 05/03/2014 on (untitled) +1
#474 - I don't think that's quite true. God can clearly do what is im… 05/01/2014 on that last panel… 0
#468 - And that's why I say omnipotence doesn't mean you can do anyth…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/01/2014 on that last panel… 0
User avatar #469 - nigeltheoutlaw (05/01/2014) [-]
Well, you can say that, but it doesn't change the definition of the word or the definition that was used in the Bible. You can write it off as the limitations of language, but God is supposed to be able to do the impossible, hence the "all powerful" portion of its existence.
User avatar #474 - Vandeekree (05/01/2014) [-]
I don't think that's quite true. God can clearly do what is impossible for man. But surely he can't do what is impossible for God.

I think a good example of the biblical definition of omnipotence can be seen in Luke 18:27 which says "Jesus replied, “What is impossible with man is possible with God.”

It doesn't mean God can do things that are truly impossible. But he can do things that are impossible for man. Meaning that if it's possible, he can do it. But things that are impossible, such as for God to create another God of equal power(meaning two infinitely powerful being but infinity + infinity = infinity) might very well be something he can't do.
#466 - The bible itself lists some things God can't do. For example H…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/01/2014 on that last panel… 0
User avatar #467 - nigeltheoutlaw (05/01/2014) [-]
Then God is not omnipotent. You can't have exceptions to omnipotence or else you are not able to do anything.
User avatar #468 - Vandeekree (05/01/2014) [-]
And that's why I say omnipotence doesn't mean you can do anything at all. It means you can do anything that you want to do. But you can't contradict yourself in your actions. God can't, for example, tell a lie and then say he never lies without lying. It's not a matter of his actions at all. It has to do with the flaws of our language allowing for irrationalities for the sake of efficiency. But just because we can create these scenarios that are seemingly impossible doesn't mean that an omnipotent being could still do the impossible. So it's not an exception. He can do anything, but he can't do things that aren't things.
User avatar #469 - nigeltheoutlaw (05/01/2014) [-]
Well, you can say that, but it doesn't change the definition of the word or the definition that was used in the Bible. You can write it off as the limitations of language, but God is supposed to be able to do the impossible, hence the "all powerful" portion of its existence.
User avatar #474 - Vandeekree (05/01/2014) [-]
I don't think that's quite true. God can clearly do what is impossible for man. But surely he can't do what is impossible for God.

I think a good example of the biblical definition of omnipotence can be seen in Luke 18:27 which says "Jesus replied, “What is impossible with man is possible with God.”

It doesn't mean God can do things that are truly impossible. But he can do things that are impossible for man. Meaning that if it's possible, he can do it. But things that are impossible, such as for God to create another God of equal power(meaning two infinitely powerful being but infinity + infinity = infinity) might very well be something he can't do.
#155 - But logically anything doesn't include things that are logical…  [+] (6 new replies) 05/01/2014 on that last panel… -1
User avatar #371 - nigeltheoutlaw (05/01/2014) [-]
God can do anything. Anything, regardless of whether it's possible or logical, hence the omnipotence. If he is limited by something then it is not omnipotence.
User avatar #466 - Vandeekree (05/01/2014) [-]
The bible itself lists some things God can't do. For example Hebrews 6:18 where is says God is incapable of lying. He also cannot change as stated in Malachi 3:6.

God himself, in his book, claims to have things he cannot do and so he has limits, but not failures. So my point stands.

God can do anything he wants.
But there are some things he simply can't do that don't break the above statement.
User avatar #467 - nigeltheoutlaw (05/01/2014) [-]
Then God is not omnipotent. You can't have exceptions to omnipotence or else you are not able to do anything.
User avatar #468 - Vandeekree (05/01/2014) [-]
And that's why I say omnipotence doesn't mean you can do anything at all. It means you can do anything that you want to do. But you can't contradict yourself in your actions. God can't, for example, tell a lie and then say he never lies without lying. It's not a matter of his actions at all. It has to do with the flaws of our language allowing for irrationalities for the sake of efficiency. But just because we can create these scenarios that are seemingly impossible doesn't mean that an omnipotent being could still do the impossible. So it's not an exception. He can do anything, but he can't do things that aren't things.
User avatar #469 - nigeltheoutlaw (05/01/2014) [-]
Well, you can say that, but it doesn't change the definition of the word or the definition that was used in the Bible. You can write it off as the limitations of language, but God is supposed to be able to do the impossible, hence the "all powerful" portion of its existence.
User avatar #474 - Vandeekree (05/01/2014) [-]
I don't think that's quite true. God can clearly do what is impossible for man. But surely he can't do what is impossible for God.

I think a good example of the biblical definition of omnipotence can be seen in Luke 18:27 which says "Jesus replied, “What is impossible with man is possible with God.”

It doesn't mean God can do things that are truly impossible. But he can do things that are impossible for man. Meaning that if it's possible, he can do it. But things that are impossible, such as for God to create another God of equal power(meaning two infinitely powerful being but infinity + infinity = infinity) might very well be something he can't do.
#31 - It comes down to what being omnipotent means. It doesn't mean …  [+] (9 new replies) 04/30/2014 on that last panel… 0
#123 - jayax (05/01/2014) [-]
dictionary definition of omnipotent : having unlimited power; able to do anything
User avatar #155 - Vandeekree (05/01/2014) [-]
But logically anything doesn't include things that are logically impossible. By that I mean that you can't do something you will never do. If you never, in your life, go sky diving then, while it is possible for you to have done it, you didn't, therefore it's not possible. I'd go so far as to say that definition is severely lacking. Omnipotence should be the ability to do anything short of contradicting your own actions.
User avatar #371 - nigeltheoutlaw (05/01/2014) [-]
God can do anything. Anything, regardless of whether it's possible or logical, hence the omnipotence. If he is limited by something then it is not omnipotence.
User avatar #466 - Vandeekree (05/01/2014) [-]
The bible itself lists some things God can't do. For example Hebrews 6:18 where is says God is incapable of lying. He also cannot change as stated in Malachi 3:6.

God himself, in his book, claims to have things he cannot do and so he has limits, but not failures. So my point stands.

God can do anything he wants.
But there are some things he simply can't do that don't break the above statement.
User avatar #467 - nigeltheoutlaw (05/01/2014) [-]
Then God is not omnipotent. You can't have exceptions to omnipotence or else you are not able to do anything.
User avatar #468 - Vandeekree (05/01/2014) [-]
And that's why I say omnipotence doesn't mean you can do anything at all. It means you can do anything that you want to do. But you can't contradict yourself in your actions. God can't, for example, tell a lie and then say he never lies without lying. It's not a matter of his actions at all. It has to do with the flaws of our language allowing for irrationalities for the sake of efficiency. But just because we can create these scenarios that are seemingly impossible doesn't mean that an omnipotent being could still do the impossible. So it's not an exception. He can do anything, but he can't do things that aren't things.
User avatar #469 - nigeltheoutlaw (05/01/2014) [-]
Well, you can say that, but it doesn't change the definition of the word or the definition that was used in the Bible. You can write it off as the limitations of language, but God is supposed to be able to do the impossible, hence the "all powerful" portion of its existence.
User avatar #474 - Vandeekree (05/01/2014) [-]
I don't think that's quite true. God can clearly do what is impossible for man. But surely he can't do what is impossible for God.

I think a good example of the biblical definition of omnipotence can be seen in Luke 18:27 which says "Jesus replied, “What is impossible with man is possible with God.”

It doesn't mean God can do things that are truly impossible. But he can do things that are impossible for man. Meaning that if it's possible, he can do it. But things that are impossible, such as for God to create another God of equal power(meaning two infinitely powerful being but infinity + infinity = infinity) might very well be something he can't do.
User avatar #141 - matamune (05/01/2014) [-]
#rekt
#24 - Maybe I can help here. It has to do with his will. He can do a…  [+] (11 new replies) 04/30/2014 on that last panel… -1
#28 - hitro (04/30/2014) [-]
But the second he lifts the rock it is no longer to heavy for him to lift, there by breaking the premise.
And saying his will changes it, makes it seem as his action of doing it changes what could originally be done. If that were the case I could say my phone is non lift-able because I will it not to be, and it suddenly becomes lift-able when I decide to lift it. Which doesnt actually work Because regardless of if i want to lift it or not, you can take my muscle mass and so on and compare it to the weight of the phone and see that I can lift my phone in unburdened circumstances.
User avatar #31 - Vandeekree (04/30/2014) [-]
It comes down to what being omnipotent means. It doesn't mean you can do anything, it means you can do anything you want to do. Even God can't do something he doesn't want to do. So the only thing that stops him from doing things is himself. If that's the case then the only way he could create a boulder so large he couldn't lift it is if he made said boulder and then never had the will to lift it.

The problem with that question is actually in the question itself. The question doesn't make logical sense. It's kind of a yes or no question that requires more than a yes or no. So the closest thing to an answer would be "yes he could create it, and then he would lift it"

The problem with that question was best described to me with another question that has a similar format. "Have you stopped beating your mother?" Assuming you have never beaten your mother, then to answer "yes" implies you have beaten your mother before, but to answer "no" implies, once again, that you have beaten her before and that you will continue to do so. It's a question that doesn't make sense if asked to a person who has never beaten their mother, almost trapping them into saying they have. Did I explain that in a way that made sense?
#123 - jayax (05/01/2014) [-]
dictionary definition of omnipotent : having unlimited power; able to do anything
User avatar #155 - Vandeekree (05/01/2014) [-]
But logically anything doesn't include things that are logically impossible. By that I mean that you can't do something you will never do. If you never, in your life, go sky diving then, while it is possible for you to have done it, you didn't, therefore it's not possible. I'd go so far as to say that definition is severely lacking. Omnipotence should be the ability to do anything short of contradicting your own actions.
User avatar #371 - nigeltheoutlaw (05/01/2014) [-]
God can do anything. Anything, regardless of whether it's possible or logical, hence the omnipotence. If he is limited by something then it is not omnipotence.
User avatar #466 - Vandeekree (05/01/2014) [-]
The bible itself lists some things God can't do. For example Hebrews 6:18 where is says God is incapable of lying. He also cannot change as stated in Malachi 3:6.

God himself, in his book, claims to have things he cannot do and so he has limits, but not failures. So my point stands.

God can do anything he wants.
But there are some things he simply can't do that don't break the above statement.
User avatar #467 - nigeltheoutlaw (05/01/2014) [-]
Then God is not omnipotent. You can't have exceptions to omnipotence or else you are not able to do anything.
User avatar #468 - Vandeekree (05/01/2014) [-]
And that's why I say omnipotence doesn't mean you can do anything at all. It means you can do anything that you want to do. But you can't contradict yourself in your actions. God can't, for example, tell a lie and then say he never lies without lying. It's not a matter of his actions at all. It has to do with the flaws of our language allowing for irrationalities for the sake of efficiency. But just because we can create these scenarios that are seemingly impossible doesn't mean that an omnipotent being could still do the impossible. So it's not an exception. He can do anything, but he can't do things that aren't things.
User avatar #469 - nigeltheoutlaw (05/01/2014) [-]
Well, you can say that, but it doesn't change the definition of the word or the definition that was used in the Bible. You can write it off as the limitations of language, but God is supposed to be able to do the impossible, hence the "all powerful" portion of its existence.
User avatar #474 - Vandeekree (05/01/2014) [-]
I don't think that's quite true. God can clearly do what is impossible for man. But surely he can't do what is impossible for God.

I think a good example of the biblical definition of omnipotence can be seen in Luke 18:27 which says "Jesus replied, “What is impossible with man is possible with God.”

It doesn't mean God can do things that are truly impossible. But he can do things that are impossible for man. Meaning that if it's possible, he can do it. But things that are impossible, such as for God to create another God of equal power(meaning two infinitely powerful being but infinity + infinity = infinity) might very well be something he can't do.
User avatar #141 - matamune (05/01/2014) [-]
#rekt
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User avatar #19 - kiratheunholy ONLINE (05/09/2013) [-]
Do you not have morals? Like seriously do you not have any? You claim that you only do as the bible instructs every time someone asks you about morals, but do you not know right from wrong without religion?

If so perhaps you should learn it. I'm an agnostic and I still know what's right from wrong without a higher entity instructing me on it. If the only thing keeping you from being a moral-less prick is religion then you are probably a psychopath.
User avatar #16 - justinsane (04/04/2013) [-]
Lets just put this here, shall we? Fewer purple lines
User avatar #18 to #16 - justinsane (04/04/2013) [-]
Now I strongly disagree that more studies need to be done in order to come to a consensus. All of the leading bodies which have done research on the subject have found no reason to indicate that gays are naturally more likely through their expression of sexuality to have any types of adverse effects. The only people I have heard calling for more research are the same people claiming that climate change is not a thing or that natural selection doesnt happen. There is a consensus in the scientific community and it is people who are not a part of the community who claim that they cant make conclusions (because they dont like the ones made)
User avatar #17 to #16 - Vandeekree (04/04/2013) [-]
Tis a good idea
#14 - highclassbean (02/11/2013) [-]
thank you for being so informative and calm in that religious conversation with thebritish.guy. really gave a positive look on the religious community.
User avatar #15 to #14 - Vandeekree (02/11/2013) [-]
Why thank you. Simply following the bible though. It says to approach the nonbeliever with respect and politeness.
#10 - anonymous (09/07/2012) [-]
******* idiot.
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#1 - bearycool **User deleted account** (07/14/2010) [-]
*pats head* don't worry my son I read your comment 80
User avatar #2 to #1 - Vandeekree (07/14/2010) [-]
Thank you, now I feel loved. i guess that's what I get for posting in the morning when the average funnyjunker is asleep.
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