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Vandeekree

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Date Signed Up:2/21/2010
Last Login:7/29/2016
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#38 - Well there's your problem. Funnyjunk is not a place for jokes.…  [+] (6 new replies) 02/08/2016 on Will you press it 13 0
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#39 - brokentrucker (02/08/2016) [-]
Fornicate with the constabulary.
#52 - spritecheifoneome (02/08/2016) [-]
Did someone call for a constabulary
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#53 - brokentrucker (02/08/2016) [-]
You. Me. 12 pack of condoms.
#54 - spritecheifoneome (02/08/2016) [-]
You better say No Homo, or im getting my baton son.
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#55 - brokentrucker (02/08/2016) [-]
Promise~?
#56 - spritecheifoneome (02/08/2016) [-]
Alright, but when you can't feel jack shit, don't come asking for my supervisor.
#36 - Do you think someone with the proper disposition could handle …  [+] (8 new replies) 02/08/2016 on Will you press it 13 0
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#37 - brokentrucker (02/08/2016) [-]
I don't know. I was just trying to force a Bomber Man joke. '^'
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#38 - Vandeekree (02/08/2016) [-]
Well there's your problem. Funnyjunk is not a place for jokes. We take things very seriously around here.
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#39 - brokentrucker (02/08/2016) [-]
Fornicate with the constabulary.
#52 - spritecheifoneome (02/08/2016) [-]
Did someone call for a constabulary
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#53 - brokentrucker (02/08/2016) [-]
You. Me. 12 pack of condoms.
#54 - spritecheifoneome (02/08/2016) [-]
You better say No Homo, or im getting my baton son.
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#55 - brokentrucker (02/08/2016) [-]
Promise~?
#56 - spritecheifoneome (02/08/2016) [-]
Alright, but when you can't feel jack shit, don't come asking for my supervisor.
#32 - Wouldn't that take away their free will? No longer able to fee…  [+] (10 new replies) 02/07/2016 on Will you press it 13 0
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#34 - brokentrucker (02/08/2016) [-]
>Remove desire to allahu ackbar out of terrorists
>Be filled with hatred, rage, and desire to allahu ackbar things
>Channel emotions, strap explosives to self, become Bomber Man
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#36 - Vandeekree (02/08/2016) [-]
Do you think someone with the proper disposition could handle and control such a massive amount of hate?
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#37 - brokentrucker (02/08/2016) [-]
I don't know. I was just trying to force a Bomber Man joke. '^'
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#38 - Vandeekree (02/08/2016) [-]
Well there's your problem. Funnyjunk is not a place for jokes. We take things very seriously around here.
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#39 - brokentrucker (02/08/2016) [-]
Fornicate with the constabulary.
#52 - spritecheifoneome (02/08/2016) [-]
Did someone call for a constabulary
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#53 - brokentrucker (02/08/2016) [-]
You. Me. 12 pack of condoms.
#54 - spritecheifoneome (02/08/2016) [-]
You better say No Homo, or im getting my baton son.
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#55 - brokentrucker (02/08/2016) [-]
Promise~?
#56 - spritecheifoneome (02/08/2016) [-]
Alright, but when you can't feel jack shit, don't come asking for my supervisor.
#230 - "if it were giving blood" "less bodily auto… 02/07/2016 on the best argument for... 0
#16 - But logically there was one birth from what would be classifie… 02/05/2016 on settled 0
#8 - It's not a problem with evolution. It's semantics. It comes fr…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/05/2016 on settled +1
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#15 - chokebee (02/05/2016) [-]
Y'know that problem applies to every species. That's why it's easier to say "egg came first."
There's thousands of years of evolution between proto-chicken and the chicken we now know, and even then - eight thousand years ago it wasn't the chicken that we know now.
Same with human beings that used to live among other humanoid species, and humans who used to live a hundred thousand years ago.
It'd be easier if we'd just say "cell came first, then came the rest."
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#16 - Vandeekree (02/05/2016) [-]
But logically there was one birth from what would be classified as a proto-chicken, that had an egg containing what we would classify as a chicken. These two animals would be very similar but there would be enough difference to tell one from the other.
#73 - Yes. Except no. 02/04/2016 on How to handle women 0
#2 - If an author writes a book no one understands, it's called a p… 02/02/2016 on im so gettin laid 0
#5 - I knew he was a hero. He breaks the 4th into our world and so … 02/01/2016 on this is for your health +4
#106 - (Continued here.) The last backing for the belief in … 01/30/2016 on What Happens After You Die +1