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Vandeekree

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#36 - Most aren't. But the loud minority often overshadows the silen…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/10/2014 on Damn it feels good to be human 0
User avatar #38 - arsyro (07/10/2014) [-]
And the silent majority are the ones to make it to the moon with less than the memory of an iPhone
#35 - Well not even that. The moon landing was an impressive feat. T… 07/10/2014 on Damn it feels good to be human 0
#31 - Just the whole "We did something great. Not only by human…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/10/2014 on Damn it feels good to be human 0
User avatar #34 - arsyro (07/10/2014) [-]
Well when have you known humans to not be the bragging type?
User avatar #36 - Vandeekree (07/10/2014) [-]
Most aren't. But the loud minority often overshadows the silent majority.
User avatar #38 - arsyro (07/10/2014) [-]
And the silent majority are the ones to make it to the moon with less than the memory of an iPhone
User avatar #32 - soupkittenagain (07/10/2014) [-]
Yeah, I can see that. I'm sure there are bigger things to be impressed at.
User avatar #35 - Vandeekree (07/10/2014) [-]
Well not even that. The moon landing was an impressive feat. Those involved have a right to be proud of themselves and it does reflect well on humanities ingenuity. But to make up a fake audience like this who gawk at our accomplishments, it belittles the event itself.
#25 - This feels a bit arrogant to me.  [+] (7 new replies) 07/10/2014 on Damn it feels good to be human 0
User avatar #28 - soupkittenagain (07/10/2014) [-]
How so?
User avatar #31 - Vandeekree (07/10/2014) [-]
Just the whole "We did something great. Not only by human standards, but I bet even God was impressed!"
When you make a comic bragging about how even God is surprised at how "awesome" humans are, it just looks like an attempt at bragging.
User avatar #34 - arsyro (07/10/2014) [-]
Well when have you known humans to not be the bragging type?
User avatar #36 - Vandeekree (07/10/2014) [-]
Most aren't. But the loud minority often overshadows the silent majority.
User avatar #38 - arsyro (07/10/2014) [-]
And the silent majority are the ones to make it to the moon with less than the memory of an iPhone
User avatar #32 - soupkittenagain (07/10/2014) [-]
Yeah, I can see that. I'm sure there are bigger things to be impressed at.
User avatar #35 - Vandeekree (07/10/2014) [-]
Well not even that. The moon landing was an impressive feat. Those involved have a right to be proud of themselves and it does reflect well on humanities ingenuity. But to make up a fake audience like this who gawk at our accomplishments, it belittles the event itself.
#18 - Football vs FutBol 07/04/2014 on Football vs football 0
#51 - Sure. Why not. 07/04/2014 on You have been Aureliusd 0
#49 - So find the one who told the lie and thank him for giving you life.  [+] (2 new replies) 07/04/2014 on You have been Aureliusd 0
User avatar #50 - onceman (07/04/2014) [-]
Like the truman show?
User avatar #51 - Vandeekree (07/04/2014) [-]
Sure. Why not.
#47 - That's your opinion.  [+] (4 new replies) 07/04/2014 on You have been Aureliusd 0
User avatar #48 - onceman (07/04/2014) [-]
My life is a lie
User avatar #49 - Vandeekree (07/04/2014) [-]
So find the one who told the lie and thank him for giving you life.
User avatar #50 - onceman (07/04/2014) [-]
Like the truman show?
User avatar #51 - Vandeekree (07/04/2014) [-]
Sure. Why not.
#45 - Nope, because I wouldn't know that I wasn't the one in the jar…  [+] (6 new replies) 07/04/2014 on You have been Aureliusd 0
User avatar #46 - onceman (07/04/2014) [-]
This is al hypothetical.
User avatar #47 - Vandeekree (07/04/2014) [-]
That's your opinion.
User avatar #48 - onceman (07/04/2014) [-]
My life is a lie
User avatar #49 - Vandeekree (07/04/2014) [-]
So find the one who told the lie and thank him for giving you life.
User avatar #50 - onceman (07/04/2014) [-]
Like the truman show?
User avatar #51 - Vandeekree (07/04/2014) [-]
Sure. Why not.
#32 - Sorry mate. You're just a brain in a jar receiving electric pu…  [+] (8 new replies) 07/03/2014 on You have been Aureliusd 0
User avatar #44 - onceman (07/03/2014) [-]
but then that woukd be that what you said is fact
User avatar #45 - Vandeekree (07/04/2014) [-]
Nope, because I wouldn't know that I wasn't the one in the jar who is made to think I am watching you be in the jar. So once again, it's my opinion based on the things I think I see.
User avatar #46 - onceman (07/04/2014) [-]
This is al hypothetical.
User avatar #47 - Vandeekree (07/04/2014) [-]
That's your opinion.
User avatar #48 - onceman (07/04/2014) [-]
My life is a lie
User avatar #49 - Vandeekree (07/04/2014) [-]
So find the one who told the lie and thank him for giving you life.
User avatar #50 - onceman (07/04/2014) [-]
Like the truman show?
User avatar #51 - Vandeekree (07/04/2014) [-]
Sure. Why not.
#4 - "Be fruitful and multiply." 07/02/2014 on The Bible on Human Anatomy +1
#29 - I think this is a bit messed up. No one is saying being girly … 07/02/2014 on Manly +1
#4 - I call bs. I've seen him use his cape to glide a half dozen ti…  [+] (4 new replies) 06/23/2014 on Sometimes even batman needs... +96
#46 - pridefulmatthew (06/23/2014) [-]
Helicopter....it's a fucking Batcopter you uncultured swine!
#41 - anonymous (06/23/2014) [-]
Not only that but he'd probably end up breaking his bones if he tried it. The sudden decrease in velocity would be very jarring, considering he's probably reaching close to terminal velocity (~150 miles/hour or ~240 kilometers/hour). Furthermore he's actually diving headfirst which is the method of least air resistance, so he's actually falling significantly faster than he could be if he adjusted his body's position.
User avatar #64 - YllekNayr (06/24/2014) [-]
Tell that to the Dark Knight, where he went from 0 to the speed of a fucking plane in one second.
User avatar #18 - angelious (06/23/2014) [-]
different incarnations have different set of skills.

this one had a normal cape with no special skills,
#39 - So yeah. That pretty well sums up my current progress in Kerba…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/23/2014 on Bamboo Rocket +24
#73 - unoletmehavename (06/23/2014) [-]
It flew more then mine,my rocket took the number one ticket to ground down.
#10 - You should have explained "Because it's all boney" .… 06/20/2014 on Nice Lap +16
#14 - I'm curious to see how this project evolves. 06/18/2014 on pokemon nxt 0
#209 - It's just sad that people think this way. That life is an acci… 06/18/2014 on great. 0
#1 - It's because, as we've seen in previous battles, sometimes dam… 06/17/2014 on Get the fuck out of the... +2
#4 - Is...is it me? 06/17/2014 on Guess wo would have... 0
#4 - Ugh, I hate it when girls duck face. 06/17/2014 on Oh hi whawhadwhawdhkhsgl! +6
#9 - I'm starting to think that most people like the pokemon world … 06/17/2014 on pokeart 0
#12 - I must say I found this to be really depressing.  [+] (2 new replies) 06/17/2014 on great. 0
User avatar #30 - daentraya (06/17/2014) [-]
Oh why?
"What is true is already so.
Owning up to it doesn't make it worse.
Not being open about it doesn't make it go away.
And because it's true, it is what is there to be interacted with.
Anything untrue isn't there to be lived.
People can stand what is true,
for they are already enduring it."
User avatar #209 - Vandeekree (06/18/2014) [-]
It's just sad that people think this way. That life is an accident. That there is no purpose or meaning, all you can do is have what fun you can before it is wiped away like it never happened at all.
#91 - **Vandeekree rolled image ** At least it's human.... 06/12/2014 on dare you to roll +1
#2570 - **Vandeekree rolled image ** It's an improvement honestly... 06/07/2014 on Your new penis 0
#2 - It would simply appear to break every time he turns it on as t…  [+] (5 new replies) 06/05/2014 on Time Machine +39
#46 - Defenestro (06/05/2014) [-]
If he attached a stopwatch to the device that could be an indicator of the machine working until its eventual break.
#3 - anonymous (06/05/2014) [-]
oor all time stops depending on how the machine functions and reality is halted.
User avatar #12 - sabertoothmoose (06/05/2014) [-]
Wont last forever tho... Unless it runs on some kind of infinite spacemagic
User avatar #8 - securityexplain (06/05/2014) [-]
But in order to define something as halted, you'd need a separate, objective source that can constitute and confirm the change in the allegedly halted object.

It could be that machine only halts the passage of time in limited range, so an observer outside that range could see that time is halted.

You can't say that reality is halted, because there isn't anything outside of reality, thus no time would pass as time is part of reality.

TL;DR - you need two separate objects in order to quantify each other. If all of time has stopped, you can't express for how long it did stop if there isn't separate time.
User avatar #5 - tommen (06/05/2014) [-]
i like that expression, but wont it mean that our reality is defined by time?

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User avatar #19 - kiratheunholy ONLINE (05/09/2013) [-]
Do you not have morals? Like seriously do you not have any? You claim that you only do as the bible instructs every time someone asks you about morals, but do you not know right from wrong without religion?

If so perhaps you should learn it. I'm an agnostic and I still know what's right from wrong without a higher entity instructing me on it. If the only thing keeping you from being a moral-less prick is religion then you are probably a psychopath.
User avatar #16 - justinsane (04/04/2013) [-]
Lets just put this here, shall we? Fewer purple lines
User avatar #18 to #16 - justinsane (04/04/2013) [-]
Now I strongly disagree that more studies need to be done in order to come to a consensus. All of the leading bodies which have done research on the subject have found no reason to indicate that gays are naturally more likely through their expression of sexuality to have any types of adverse effects. The only people I have heard calling for more research are the same people claiming that climate change is not a thing or that natural selection doesnt happen. There is a consensus in the scientific community and it is people who are not a part of the community who claim that they cant make conclusions (because they dont like the ones made)
User avatar #17 to #16 - Vandeekree ONLINE (04/04/2013) [-]
Tis a good idea
#14 - highclassbean (02/11/2013) [-]
thank you for being so informative and calm in that religious conversation with thebritish.guy. really gave a positive look on the religious community.
User avatar #15 to #14 - Vandeekree ONLINE (02/11/2013) [-]
Why thank you. Simply following the bible though. It says to approach the nonbeliever with respect and politeness.
#10 - anonymous (09/07/2012) [-]
******* idiot.
#9 - Vandeekree ONLINE (09/01/2012) [-]
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#5 - Vandeekree ONLINE (09/14/2011) [-]
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User avatar #4 - Vandeekree ONLINE (07/27/2011) [-]
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User avatar #3 - Vandeekree ONLINE (08/08/2010) [-]
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#1 - bearycool **User deleted account** (07/14/2010) [-]
*pats head* don't worry my son I read your comment 80
User avatar #2 to #1 - Vandeekree ONLINE (07/14/2010) [-]
Thank you, now I feel loved. i guess that's what I get for posting in the morning when the average funnyjunker is asleep.
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