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VKMBernbaum

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Gender: male
Age: 25
Consoles Owned: Xbox360,Playstation2
Video Games Played: NHL13,Borderlands 2,Fallout 3
X-box Gamertag: TKB3RNB4UM
Date Signed Up:1/28/2010
Last Login:5/04/2015
Location:Leominster
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#29731
Highest Content Rank:#592
Highest Comment Rank:#7205
Content Thumbs: 6639 total,  7883 ,  1244
Comment Thumbs: 959 total,  1120 ,  161
Content Level Progress: 53% (53/100)
Level 163 Content: Soldier Of Funnyjunk → Level 164 Content: Soldier Of Funnyjunk
Comment Level Progress: 20% (2/10)
Level 189 Comments: Anon Annihilator → Level 190 Comments: Anon Annihilator
Subscribers:4
Content Views:90037
Times Content Favorited:402 times
Total Comments Made:362
FJ Points:7406
Just a normal person in a fucked up world

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    Pursuit of Happiness Pursuit of Happiness
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    I bet blind people do I bet blind people do
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latest user's comments

#2 - Comment deleted 03/17/2015 on (untitled) -1
#192 - >Use the dart gun it cripples their legs . >B…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/17/2015 on Reasons you die in games +2
User avatar #248 - manicos (02/17/2015) [-]
gauss rifle with 100 energy weapons while sneaking, two shot kill
#654 - I just put 8 hours into my first evil character. It's awe…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/18/2015 on wut games u play +2
User avatar #675 - banwagon (01/18/2015) [-]
slaves get you so many caps...
#20 - The iPhone 5 Otterbox shows the Apple logo.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/29/2014 on Ooohh no Baby please don't go 0
User avatar #22 - OtisMcWonderful (12/29/2014) [-]
Yeah. I know. Unless you get the Defender Wallet or the Symmetry case.
#49 - Some richer cities in Massachusetts Devens, Newburyport … 12/29/2014 on Crash 0
#3 - Is that the kid from Dewey's class?  [+] (4 new replies) 12/22/2014 on That kid in your class +43
#33 - myohmyahairylamp (12/23/2014) [-]
Yep, and no-one predicted him becoming this sexy motherfucker.
User avatar #4 - kattr (12/22/2014) [-]
Are you actually asking you just telling in the form of a question
#6 - Ken M (12/22/2014) [-]
is there a difference?
User avatar #7 - kattr (12/22/2014) [-]
ty
#11 - The first few transformations reminded me of Dead Space. 12/16/2014 on Transformers: Human edition. +3
#137 - >My uncle is a bigger time stock manager inb4 1% … 11/14/2014 on lmao tootoo 0
#160 - Sorry about my temporary lapse in grammar. 11/11/2014 on poker? 0
#158 - I've said it before. Girls love looking at big dicks, bu…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/11/2014 on poker? +1
User avatar #160 - VKMBernbaum (11/11/2014) [-]
Sorry about my temporary lapse in grammar.
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#8 - flesheater ONLINE (04/07/2013) [-]
HAVE A DANCE WITH ME OR YOUR OFF TO THE GAS CHAMBER www.funnyjunk.com/channel/lulzpitbullz/so+dj+DJ+4DM1N+lets+dance/RwzoGEj/
User avatar #6 - flesheater ONLINE (06/15/2012) [-]
is it a day with pussy in it?
#7 to #9 - flesheater ONLINE (06/15/2012) [-]
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User avatar #4 - OrangeZebra (04/16/2012) [-]
Ever wanted to create your own player and compete to be win a championship? Maybe you're like Ovechkin and you want to score 50 goals a season. Or, perhaps you want to be like Thornton and lead the league in assists every year. Of course, being a heavyweight like Colton Orr, or a punishing defenseman like Dion Phaneuf can be rewarding too.

Now, with the Simulation Hockey League, you have a chance to create your own player and define your own legacy! check it out:

http://theshl.b1.jcink.com/index.php?act=idx

How does it work? Simple: first, create your account for the forums, then you create your player from scratch, full of all the customization you could dream of, from the create a player form. You pick from what type of player you are, whether it be grinder, two-way forward, offensive forward, defensive defenseman, or offensive defenseman.

We're just finished season 7, and we are looking for more members to take part in our junior league. You will get drafted by one of the 10 junior league teams, which will get the GM's to "scout" you before the SHL (main league) entry draft at the end of the junior league season. The league is run by some of the best and most dedicated members sim leagues can find, the league has been running strong for 7 straight seasons, over a year now, and is just booming!

The SHL is run by experienced uncle dolanistrators who love simulation hockey, and are devoted to making the league a great experience for all of its members. It uses the SimonT Hockey Simulator for simming all of the games, and will provide live play by play (and with it an exciting atmosphere) for each simulated game.

you can improve your player, negotiate your contract, you can find a job to earn yourself some extra cash (used to improve your player).

If your interested and have any questions you can pm me, and I can get you started.
User avatar #5 to #7 - OrangeZebra (04/16/2012) [-]
Also, we are having a recruitment drive, and for every person you recruit into the game, you can get an attribute point to make yourself a better scorer/passer/fighter/keeper/ etc.

There is also a specific aspect of the forum dedicated to NHL talk, each team has its own board for fans! Talk with hundreds of other fans like yourselves about the latest news and/or updates!

Sign up, its a lot of fun!

NOTE: You need to be activated by an uncle dolanistrator to actually get onto the main site, but if you pm me about this, I'll let one of the uncle dolanistrators know and you'll get into the site ASAP.

PLEASE SAY YOU WERE RECRUITED BY: Corcoran
User avatar #3 - flesheater ONLINE (12/19/2011) [-]
HAS U GOT MASS MESSAGE OFF OR DO U NOT FANCY RAIDING A WEBSITE?
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