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Date Signed Up:1/28/2010
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    They remember They remember
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    Always bet on Bill Always bet on Bill
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    Animal Identification Animal Identification
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    He's thirsty He's thirsty
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    Pursuit of Happiness Pursuit of Happiness
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    I bet blind people do I bet blind people do
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#8 - I think it's supposed to be a person going through the windshi…  [+] (1 new reply) 2 hours ago on Bathroom mirror prank +1
User avatar #9 - alanflindt (2 hours ago) [-]
Ohhhh that makes more sense then haha
#18 - Now its a million and one times.  [+] (1 new reply) 2 hours ago on Can you believe his luck ? +2
#19 - apulsause (2 hours ago) [-]
Well, you're not wrong.
#23 - Maybe its one of the weird countries where the steering wheel … 7 hours ago on Best Picture Ever +3
#304 - Damn must of had commado pro. 04/10/2014 on I applaud +6
#56 - Mrw? My race when. 04/08/2014 on title 0
#9 - It looks like a piece of kielbasa. 04/07/2014 on wtf +3
#138 - Is it Beyond Scared Straight?  [+] (2 new replies) 04/05/2014 on so he could snipe the bitch 0
User avatar #139 - tazpy (04/05/2014) [-]
Yup, that's the show. Love it.
User avatar #144 - bradyrussell (04/05/2014) [-]
I only watch it to see the "tough" little shits get put in their place.
#25 - Comment deleted 04/05/2014 on All parents should know this 0
#114 - What show/episode is it?  [+] (4 new replies) 04/05/2014 on so he could snipe the bitch 0
User avatar #137 - tazpy (04/05/2014) [-]
It's that show where they show punk kids what a day in jail is like. I completely forgot the name or which episode this is. A lot of episodes eventually come to this, though.
User avatar #138 - VKMBernbaum (04/05/2014) [-]
Is it Beyond Scared Straight?
User avatar #139 - tazpy (04/05/2014) [-]
Yup, that's the show. Love it.
User avatar #144 - bradyrussell (04/05/2014) [-]
I only watch it to see the "tough" little shits get put in their place.
#519 - So your "h" key does work. Sorry I was confused for …  [+] (2 new replies) 04/03/2014 on Just out of intrest +3
#567 - anonymous (04/03/2014) [-]
But he said people will 'tumb your comment to hell'
User avatar #1013 - Encarna (04/03/2014) [-]
He said "does work" not "doesn't work".

mrheavy also said "here" as well.
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#8 - flesheater ONLINE (04/07/2013) [-]
HAVE A DANCE WITH ME OR YOUR OFF TO THE GAS CHAMBER www.funnyjunk.com/channel/lulzpitbullz/so+dj+DJ+4DM1N+lets+dance/RwzoGEj/
User avatar #6 - flesheater ONLINE (06/15/2012) [-]
is it a day with ***** in it?
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User avatar #4 - OrangeZebra (04/16/2012) [-]
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User avatar #5 to #7 - OrangeZebra (04/16/2012) [-]
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