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#301 - That's his username? 04/19/2012 on Playstation 0
#271 - --------------------------------------------------------------… 03/25/2012 on Dating story -2
#194 - Alot of people are like that, you probably just have a bit of … 03/11/2012 on I Fix It For You, Bro 0
#59 - I don't see why people act like it's the presidents fault for … 03/09/2012 on dick santorum. -4
#57 - From what I've seen, there are many democrats voting for him f… 03/09/2012 on dick santorum. 0
#61 - Please don't feed this troll. 03/05/2012 on Kinda True -11
#60 - Is the exact same thing not possible with alcohol?  [+] (8 new replies) 03/05/2012 on Kinda True +2
#63 - anonymous (03/05/2012) [-]
Less people will come to work drunk compared to idiots who come to work High, Hell it still happens to this day, I see more people come to work high then i've EVER seen anyone come to work drunk. EVER.
#65 - Krathalos (03/05/2012) [-]
I know many people who go to work high and are functional. I can't say the same about people who are drunk.
#69 - reduxalicious (03/05/2012) [-]
Really functional? Flipping burgers isn't exactly work, I've seen TWO idiots get their fingers cut off and another one broke his damn foot because they were high, No you can't operate heavy equipment high, you can't move heavy material such as metal bar with a magnet while high and you can't operate a hydraulic saw high nor a forklift while high.
#77 - anonymous (03/05/2012) [-]
Someone cut their hand off while sober. This means being sober makes you more clumsy.

^ This is your logic applied the opposite way. Someone doing something stupid while high doesn't mean all high people are stupid. *facepalm*
#71 - Krathalos (03/05/2012) [-]
Yes, functional. Also, I lol at the fact that you bring up examples that happen to people when they aren't high and act like that means people who are high are all idiots.

Also, please learn the difference between you not being able to do something and everyone else not being able to do something. Once again, I know many people who are functional when they're high. Yes, some people become absolute idiots when they're high, and those people shouldn't be smoking weed anyway.

Also, you've never explained your reasoning behind thinking that people will go to work high but not drunk.
User avatar #76 - reduxalicious (03/05/2012) [-]
My reasoning is my 5 years in the working field, Three in the industrial field, I've never seen one person come to work drunk but countless people come to work high,

Oh and those people I mentioned were indeed high. When someone gets hurt on a job site guess what? They get a drug test, every one of those people I gave examples of, FAILED the drugs test.

"Also, please learn the difference between you not being able to do something and everyone else not being able to do something. Once again, I know many people who are functional when they're high."

Please learn the difference between sitting on a couch or going to school high AND Operating heavy equipment high.
#83 - Krathalos (03/05/2012) [-]
People go to work drunk just as often as people go high. Just because you work at some crappy job where people are retarded and injure themselves when they're high (hint: stupid people are still stupid when they're high). You bring up situations that happen to people when they're sober.

Also, I never claimed that being functional when high meant they go to high school or sit on a couch. Please stop assuming things; your argument is horrible.
#75 - anonymous (03/05/2012) [-]
People do go to work drunk very often, some even get fired for it. Wasn't daniel radcliffe accused of doing a few scenes of HP while drunk?

This guy is an idiot. Lol.

#73 - I remember the very first time I played a game with a rumble p… 02/19/2012 on Games then and now 0
#22 - Am I the only who thinks that dealer was kind of a dick? It wa…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/07/2012 on Fucking oregano 0
User avatar #29 - glamoiglia (02/07/2012) [-]
Getting ripped off is how you learn to function in the illicit market. That may not be how it should be, but it's just the way things work.
#672 - Does anyone else genuinely just not give a **** if ther…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/03/2012 on Athiests +2
User avatar #690 - fdnyeten (02/03/2012) [-]
i agree. I'm christian but if i found out god didn't exist, my life wouldnt change at all. except then the front page would be filled with atheists saying "TOLD YOU SO"
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