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UtwTS Avatar Level 222 Comments: Mind Blower
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Gender: male
Age: 21
Date Signed Up:5/15/2009
Last Login:9/29/2010
Location:england
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Thumbs: 2203 total,  3374 ,  1171
Content Level Progress: 31.25% (25/80)
Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 3% (3/100)
Level 222 Comments: Mind Blower → Level 223 Comments: Mind Blower
Subscribers:1
Total Comments Made:975
FJ Points:-5

latest user's comments

#552 - There is a rich guy and a poor guy in a bar. They start talkin… 07/15/2010 on Super rich guy +4
#130 - no need.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/15/2010 on meanwhile +5
User avatar #133 - Razack (07/15/2010) [-]
win.

succeed.
#47 - last one = EPIC. 07/15/2010 on Disorder in the American... +4
#217 - an unhappy dick is a useless dick.  [+] (16 new replies) 07/15/2010 on Hair +4
#243 - spookycookie (07/15/2010) [-]
sir dont point your dick at me
User avatar #244 - UtwTS (07/15/2010) [-]
then i advise you to move sir.
#246 - spookycookie (07/15/2010) [-]
sir your dick is making my dick feel uncomfortable
User avatar #247 - UtwTS (07/15/2010) [-]
it has that effect.
#252 - spookycookie (07/15/2010) [-]
i can tell now would you kindly put your dick away
User avatar #254 - UtwTS (07/15/2010) [-]
but sir , it wont fit in my pants!?!
#257 - spookycookie (07/15/2010) [-]
well you can always use duck tape i herd it works wonders
User avatar #259 - UtwTS (07/15/2010) [-]
yes, yes , some duck tape and super glue should do the job.
#261 - spookycookie (07/15/2010) [-]
good good well then now that thats taken care of
User avatar #266 - UtwTS (07/15/2010) [-]
HOLY SHIT ! ITS TOO STRONG!! ITS RIPPED OUT OF EVERYTHING! time to break out the nails i think.
#270 - spookycookie (07/15/2010) [-]
OH GOD NOT THE NAILS ITS NOT WORTH IT MAN
User avatar #282 - UtwTS (07/15/2010) [-]
CALL A FUCKING AMBULANCE CALL A FUCKING AMBULANCE CALL A FUCKING AMBULANCE CALL A FUCKING AMBULANCE CALL A FUCKING AMBULANCE CALL A FUCKING AMBULANCE CALL A FUCKING AMBULANCE CALL A FUCKING AMBULANCE CALL A FUCKING AMBULANCE CALL A FUCKING AMBULANCE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#286 - spookycookie (07/15/2010) [-]
I TOLD THIS WAS A BAD IDEA OH SHIT THERE BLOOD EVERY WHERE I GOT TO GO GET MY CAMERA
User avatar #289 - UtwTS (07/15/2010) [-]
I'LL TRY USEING THE NAILS TO STOP THE BLEEDING!
#293 - spookycookie (07/15/2010) [-]
NO THAT WILL JUST MAKE IT WORSE USE THE DUCK TAPE
#239 - ShadowDove (07/15/2010) [-]
if he can point his dick, I'd say he's already pretty happy.
#136 - i don't get it? 07/15/2010 on Disease +4
#207 - only people that know theyre dicks take it seriously. please s…  [+] (18 new replies) 07/15/2010 on Hair +1
#216 - spookycookie (07/15/2010) [-]
sir please restrain yourself from pointing your dick at people
User avatar #217 - UtwTS (07/15/2010) [-]
an unhappy dick is a useless dick.
#243 - spookycookie (07/15/2010) [-]
sir dont point your dick at me
User avatar #244 - UtwTS (07/15/2010) [-]
then i advise you to move sir.
#246 - spookycookie (07/15/2010) [-]
sir your dick is making my dick feel uncomfortable
User avatar #247 - UtwTS (07/15/2010) [-]
it has that effect.
#252 - spookycookie (07/15/2010) [-]
i can tell now would you kindly put your dick away
User avatar #254 - UtwTS (07/15/2010) [-]
but sir , it wont fit in my pants!?!
#257 - spookycookie (07/15/2010) [-]
well you can always use duck tape i herd it works wonders
User avatar #259 - UtwTS (07/15/2010) [-]
yes, yes , some duck tape and super glue should do the job.
#261 - spookycookie (07/15/2010) [-]
good good well then now that thats taken care of
User avatar #266 - UtwTS (07/15/2010) [-]
HOLY SHIT ! ITS TOO STRONG!! ITS RIPPED OUT OF EVERYTHING! time to break out the nails i think.
#270 - spookycookie (07/15/2010) [-]
OH GOD NOT THE NAILS ITS NOT WORTH IT MAN
User avatar #282 - UtwTS (07/15/2010) [-]
CALL A FUCKING AMBULANCE CALL A FUCKING AMBULANCE CALL A FUCKING AMBULANCE CALL A FUCKING AMBULANCE CALL A FUCKING AMBULANCE CALL A FUCKING AMBULANCE CALL A FUCKING AMBULANCE CALL A FUCKING AMBULANCE CALL A FUCKING AMBULANCE CALL A FUCKING AMBULANCE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#286 - spookycookie (07/15/2010) [-]
I TOLD THIS WAS A BAD IDEA OH SHIT THERE BLOOD EVERY WHERE I GOT TO GO GET MY CAMERA
User avatar #289 - UtwTS (07/15/2010) [-]
I'LL TRY USEING THE NAILS TO STOP THE BLEEDING!
#293 - spookycookie (07/15/2010) [-]
NO THAT WILL JUST MAKE IT WORSE USE THE DUCK TAPE
#239 - ShadowDove (07/15/2010) [-]
if he can point his dick, I'd say he's already pretty happy.
#203 - maybe they went to a higher being and joined the gods of funny junk?  [+] (21 new replies) 07/15/2010 on Hair +1
#218 - anonymous (07/15/2010) [-]
or better
they died...YAY
User avatar #204 - nITE (07/15/2010) [-]
T~T im now sad....because i aint a dick
User avatar #207 - UtwTS (07/15/2010) [-]
only people that know theyre dicks take it seriously. please sir , you are not a dick.
#216 - spookycookie (07/15/2010) [-]
sir please restrain yourself from pointing your dick at people
User avatar #217 - UtwTS (07/15/2010) [-]
an unhappy dick is a useless dick.
#243 - spookycookie (07/15/2010) [-]
sir dont point your dick at me
User avatar #244 - UtwTS (07/15/2010) [-]
then i advise you to move sir.
#246 - spookycookie (07/15/2010) [-]
sir your dick is making my dick feel uncomfortable
User avatar #247 - UtwTS (07/15/2010) [-]
it has that effect.
#252 - spookycookie (07/15/2010) [-]
i can tell now would you kindly put your dick away
User avatar #254 - UtwTS (07/15/2010) [-]
but sir , it wont fit in my pants!?!
#257 - spookycookie (07/15/2010) [-]
well you can always use duck tape i herd it works wonders
User avatar #259 - UtwTS (07/15/2010) [-]
yes, yes , some duck tape and super glue should do the job.
#261 - spookycookie (07/15/2010) [-]
good good well then now that thats taken care of
User avatar #266 - UtwTS (07/15/2010) [-]
HOLY SHIT ! ITS TOO STRONG!! ITS RIPPED OUT OF EVERYTHING! time to break out the nails i think.
#270 - spookycookie (07/15/2010) [-]
OH GOD NOT THE NAILS ITS NOT WORTH IT MAN
User avatar #282 - UtwTS (07/15/2010) [-]
CALL A FUCKING AMBULANCE CALL A FUCKING AMBULANCE CALL A FUCKING AMBULANCE CALL A FUCKING AMBULANCE CALL A FUCKING AMBULANCE CALL A FUCKING AMBULANCE CALL A FUCKING AMBULANCE CALL A FUCKING AMBULANCE CALL A FUCKING AMBULANCE CALL A FUCKING AMBULANCE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#286 - spookycookie (07/15/2010) [-]
I TOLD THIS WAS A BAD IDEA OH SHIT THERE BLOOD EVERY WHERE I GOT TO GO GET MY CAMERA
User avatar #289 - UtwTS (07/15/2010) [-]
I'LL TRY USEING THE NAILS TO STOP THE BLEEDING!
#293 - spookycookie (07/15/2010) [-]
NO THAT WILL JUST MAKE IT WORSE USE THE DUCK TAPE
#239 - ShadowDove (07/15/2010) [-]
if he can point his dick, I'd say he's already pretty happy.
#137 - in his head he did... 07/15/2010 on darth vaders life 0
#501 - dont tell us that , tell him that. 07/15/2010 on Super rich guy +1
#59 - carboard record player?? i gotta get one of those !  [+] (1 new reply) 07/14/2010 on Awesome Ideas and Inventions +3
#60 - ksdepend (07/14/2010) [-]
it dosnt work if there is no one above you yet
#70 - i wouldnt call an ambulance because ive lost my eye sight. 07/14/2010 on You will go BLIND! +1
#105 - now thats what funnyjunks about! 07/14/2010 on Awesome Facebook Picture FAIL +3
#103 - my picture explains everyting. 07/14/2010 on Awesome Facebook Picture FAIL +6
#91 - wait .... i can comfirm it is now snowing in hell.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/14/2010 on 18 only +3
User avatar #104 - huntrshado (07/14/2010) [-]
unrelated? lol
#110 - oops .... i made a rape. 07/14/2010 on Yahoo Answers Fails 3 +1
#126 - my picture explains everything.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/14/2010 on Breaking up +1
#173 - KINGOFTHESTARS (07/14/2010) [-]
my avatar
#57 - apart from being normal?  [+] (1 new reply) 07/13/2010 on Random funnys. 5 0
User avatar #61 - ThrowupCum (07/13/2010) [-]
newp.
#55 - my picture explains everything.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/13/2010 on Awkward, Average and Awesome +4
User avatar #68 - bergerperson (07/13/2010) [-]
Yes it does.
#82 - EPIC. 07/13/2010 on FAT 0
#81 - is that jesus off of dogma?  [+] (2 new replies) 07/13/2010 on LOLapalooza 0
User avatar #83 - RebelGrahamCracker (07/13/2010) [-]
yes
#82 - anonymous (07/13/2010) [-]
yep itssss... buddy christ
#86 - good job. 07/13/2010 on Hansen Vs. Predator +3
#83 - dont forget the - !!!!!!!!!!!!! , at the end  [+] (2 new replies) 07/13/2010 on Hansen Vs. Predator +3
#85 - Thumbsforeveryone (07/13/2010) [-]
!!!!!!!!!!
User avatar #86 - UtwTS (07/13/2010) [-]
good job.
#81 - headshot!  [+] (4 new replies) 07/13/2010 on Hansen Vs. Predator +3
#82 - Thumbsforeveryone (07/13/2010) [-]
BOOM HEADSHOT
User avatar #83 - UtwTS (07/13/2010) [-]
dont forget the - !!!!!!!!!!!!! , at the end
#85 - Thumbsforeveryone (07/13/2010) [-]
!!!!!!!!!!
User avatar #86 - UtwTS (07/13/2010) [-]
good job.
#222 - yours made me lol too 07/13/2010 on Can Not Be Unseen :... +1
#219 - well spotted! made me lol  [+] (3 new replies) 07/13/2010 on Can Not Be Unseen :... +1
#231 - kittybutton (07/13/2010) [-]
o know u dien't
User avatar #221 - Duperdonk (07/13/2010) [-]
haha i leik you prof pic
User avatar #222 - UtwTS (07/13/2010) [-]
yours made me lol too
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