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#116 - 2scared2login (03/06/2014) [-]
Hey, careful on that slippery slope.
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#58 - September (03/05/2014) [-]
uhm, I wouldnt like to force my tongue on someone after that, I know its freaky to most guys so Im happy with just a peck, but bonus points if youre comfortable enough for french (usually youre tired after though and would rather cuddle than make out)
pubes are a matter of personal opinion just like most grooming. I like men to trim because I find body hair sexy (its manly) but keeping it in control is just nice to your partner. As for me, I prefer 100% shaved/waxed on women/myself. but everyones different
#62 - conebonesixtynine (03/05/2014) [-]
Yup, that answers a lot of questions, i guess going french once or twice wouldn't kill me.
Yeah i understand you, going full shave down there makes it look weird cause the rest of your legs are filled with hair and it looks like a hairless crater, not shexy.
So what are your pet peeves? i mean, you look pretty understandable about this whole ordeal and it seems that you have a lot of knowledge so would you mind sharing?
#91 - conebonesixtynine (03/05/2014) [-]
I know this is something that is different from girl to girl but, what are the other sensitive parts of the female body that guys just forget that exist during sex?
Do you prefer if the guy initiates the sexual interaction or do you like to start it?
Do girls get used to anal over time or is it always unpleasant?
God i feel dumb.
#95 - September (03/05/2014) [-]
hmm, I would say breasts, theyre not just beautiful, they also feel really nice when given attention like sucking, rubbing, massaging etc. if you can rub her clit while shes ontop thats a sure to please move. a lot of women really like the tease, so kissing her neck is a huge turn on. I prefer it when he initiates because it makes me feel desired, but I also enjoy initiating time to time. Ive never tried anal before so I really have no clue on that one
#102 - conebonesixtynine (03/05/2014) [-]
Really? so the lower back isn't that sensitive? or the feet? i always thought those places were more just as sensitive as the breasts.
Do you find spanking to be something that gives pleasure? if you have done it of course ._.
What do you think are the most common mistakes guys do while getting a blowjob?
#108 - tsukaza (03/05/2014) [-]
Replying about September's comment underneath this about the end.
If she's a more submissive type and you think you'll like it... there's also a chance she'll like the whole hand on head / pushing her head down thing. though, as mentioned before... differs from person to person
#122 - September (03/05/2014) [-]
I cant reply to you anymore for some reason. but anyway, i think theres a lot of people who find feet attractive but im just not one of them. I like dirty talk during sex, nothing raunchy like in porn, it has to be genuine and tasteful like a few oh yes's when things are hitting you just right, or telling your partner what you like. but i dont like dirty talk like "oh yeah you like that you whore" anything like that is a turn off, just things that vocalize the enjoyment of the time or the lust you feel "i want you to bad right now" "that feels so damn amazing"
be clean!! make sure youre showered and clean before she goes down, its a huge deal. other than that im not sure, if shes not sure what to do telling her what you like helps
#103 - September (03/05/2014) [-]
lower back is nice to be touched but i wouldnt consider it an intimate area. feet are big turn off for me so id hate it if my lover touched my feet. thats just me though. spanking i think would be pretty fun if done right and didnt hurt (ive never done it though) unless you mean a one hand slap on the bum during intercourse which is incredibly hot and i love it. the most common mistake i think is taking too long to finish, guys never know how long to last and although being a two pump chump isnt impressive, if you make her do it for too long her neck starts to get sore and it turns into a real chore. I think around 5 minute is a good length no longer than 10 because it gets hard to keep the rhythm up. a less common but worse mistake is pushing her head down, never do it, it interferes with what shes doing and usually causes choking or discomfort
#120 - conebonesixtynine (03/05/2014) [-]
ok, noted. weird, i always thought of women feet as something sexy, i guess thats just me and Tarantino then ._.
Do you think is sexy to have dirty talk during sex?
what could i do to make the whole blowjob thingy more pleasant for my girl? any advice on that?
#113 - tsukaza (03/05/2014) [-]
Of course, if it's not wanted by either of you then it can be easily skipped. I'd just say to give it a shot if either of you ever wants it... at least once. Or as my girlfriend says... "Try it at least twice". though, it's not like I was gonna give her a choice about trying anal for the second time with me
#105 - tsukaza (03/05/2014) [-]
As a guy who's tried an anal toy twice I can say that just defecating and wiping well works good enough. Though, I have heard that enemas work best if you're scared of that. I'd suggest to at least try it out with whoever you're with now / whoever you get with next that you trust, at least then you know if you like it or not.
I also suggest to try it maybe twice within maybe a week if no "problems" arise the first time.
#110 - September (03/05/2014) [-]
yeah ive heard of enemas, id have to be really comfortable with my partner, my boyfriend now has been with me for around a year but im still not there yet, i think comfort is the biggest stepping stone to trying it (also he hasnt mentioned it once so its not on the hotplate)
#99 - tsukaza (03/05/2014) [-]
Yes, it's most obviously different from girl to girl.... I'm just saying my girlfriend has orgasmed from it since almost the start of trying it. Bad reasons the first time didn't go so well.
but she's had a good time every other time after that. It really depends on the person (even males). Some find it intolerable, some annoying, some just tolerate it, some get turned on by it, some get extremely turned on by it and orgasm and I've heared of some girls & guys not being able to orgasm without something up their arse one way or another.