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Gender: male
Age: 31
Consoles Owned: XBOX 360, PLAYSTATION
X-box Gamertag: seanconnerydive
PSN: stroke_my_pp
Date Signed Up:2/23/2009
Last Login:8/26/2014
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#1685
Comment Ranking:#25982
Highest Content Rank:#128
Highest Comment Rank:#600
Content Thumbs: 50091 total,  55944 ,  5853
Comment Thumbs: 7360 total,  8805 ,  1445
Content Level Progress: 66% (660/1000)
Level 249 Content: Doinitrite → Level 250 Content: Contaminated Win
Comment Level Progress: 54% (54/100)
Level 273 Comments: Ninja Pirate → Level 274 Comments: Ninja Pirate
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Content Views:1785597
Times Content Favorited:3620 times
Total Comments Made:1907
FJ Points:56897
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    Always Never Stop. Continue Lamp. Always Never Stop. Continue Lamp.
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    OMG WTF AHHH--- OMG WTF AHHH---
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latest user's comments

#108 - You see, this is nice. When my dog went I was in a hurry to le…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/18/2014 on All aboard the feels train +3
#112 - roflbacon (07/18/2014) [-]
That sucks ass dude.
#5522 - **Userjames rolls 663,828,256** rekt 07/18/2014 on Roll for Red 0
#1249 - Numbah One Child Of Satan lol 06/28/2014 on Your drug dealer name 0
#65 - I **** with your theory, marry me. 06/23/2014 on Tumblr on Harry Potter pt. 8 0
#213 - He's not gay he's just fabulous 06/12/2014 on Where are they now?... +1
#44 - hey if you scroll really fast on the last few panels its like … 03/26/2014 on Asians 0
#66 - I got the first quote tattoo'ed on me. People think it's child… 03/19/2014 on Inspiration from a wise turtle 0
#73 - Well both work. Point is I got a girls number and got the &quo… 03/18/2014 on Shit jokes 0
#69 - What do you call a cow with no legs? A milk dud …  [+] (2 new replies) 03/18/2014 on Shit jokes +1
User avatar #70 - Vo Spader (03/18/2014) [-]
The cow with now legs is called ground beef.
#73 - Userjames (03/18/2014) [-]
Well both work. Point is I got a girls number and got the "rejected hotline" in which I have obtained these vessels of slight to no chuckles.

But jokes on her it gave me some giggles.
#749 - Goodbye Jett Here is my only relevant gif S…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/17/2014 on for jett +2
User avatar #874 - andishityounot (03/21/2014) [-]
Don't you mean St. Jett Day?

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User avatar #62 - shadowtails (08/25/2014) [-]
I have no idea why I'm commenting here

but no one's commented on your profile for months and that makes me sad

so hi
User avatar #38 - khl (05/12/2013) [-]
Dat blue username, how long you been around ?
User avatar #39 to #38 - Userjames (05/12/2013) [-]
signed up in feb 2009
User avatar #40 to #39 - khl (05/12/2013) [-]
damn, usually most people get annoyed by other users. How have you stayed sane ?
User avatar #41 to #40 - Userjames (05/12/2013) [-]
I actually left for a few years, my interest sparked back up before I went to college. Now I only go onto the site until I'm bored and come back within a couple of days. Plus I don't mingle with other people, except phanact. I accidentally pissed him off almost two years ago and he got angry at me for no reason. So now every time I see his comments I roll a picture just to **** with him. But I just read the top comments from the front page content briefly now and I havn't seen that sneaky bastard. But it dosn't matter, I'm a humble person.
User avatar #42 to #41 - khl (05/12/2013) [-]
Yeah I only came here just to read front page & watch a few gifs then I got bored pretty easily, as sad as it sounds I found the items part of the site and that has kept me entertained for a while now at least
User avatar #43 to #42 - Userjames (05/12/2013) [-]
Atleast you have something to look forward to. I was in and out of the item phase so I only have the worthless item thing. Its the only thing that I have bought and it is my most prized possession. It sucks to be me at this moment though because my internet is **** and gifs and comp pics takes a lifetime to load. So I just get bored and watch anime and **** . Still waiting for an episode to load and its been an hour.....
User avatar #45 to #43 - khl (05/12/2013) [-]
Trust me you are lucky to have go out while you can hell, some of the new items you need to collect 20k of one item to get the next stage.

Take this for example, One of the items is a gambler meaning you combine that with some FJ point to get 1 of 4 items, the problem ? It takes 10k Point for one go & only has a 10% chance of success, I now need only one of those 4 items & I will be glad when it is done
User avatar #48 to #45 - Userjames (05/12/2013) [-]
**** . Well best of luck to you and I'm glad I did not get caught up in this crazy game.
User avatar #50 to #48 - khl (05/13/2013) [-]
cheers man, If I can provide you with some new items in exchanges for a few FJ points please let me know
User avatar #53 to #50 - Userjames (05/13/2013) [-]
No worries, I won't be playing this game any time soon.


Or at all. If you are in college, you have no life. You are a slave of the job and a slave of the homework. My advice, stay alive. Only the weak lose.
User avatar #44 to #43 - episode (05/12/2013) [-]
/loaded
User avatar #47 to #44 - khl (05/12/2013) [-]
well played dude, well played
User avatar #46 to #44 - Userjames (05/12/2013) [-]
Thank god you are here, I would have DIED if you came a second later. You took your pretty time, where the **** were you?
User avatar #49 to #46 - episode (05/12/2013) [-]
Being addicted to Mount and Blade....
User avatar #51 to #49 - Userjames (05/13/2013) [-]
Haven't seen those yet..... I watched about 32 different animes since January.
User avatar #52 to #51 - episode (05/13/2013) [-]
Mount and Blade = PC Game

for episodes I've been watching star trek just finished S1
User avatar #55 to #52 - Userjames (05/13/2013) [-]
*cough*
User avatar #54 to #52 - Userjames (05/13/2013) [-]
Haha nice, I'm no computer master but I have mingled with half life 2. still wondering WHEN THE THIRD WILL BE RELEASED. *cough* oh star trek? PLEASE TELL ME YOUR WATCHING THE NEXT GENERATION.
User avatar #56 to #54 - episode (05/13/2013) [-]
Nopers, Giggling at the older show......

is that bad?
User avatar #59 to #56 - Userjames (05/13/2013) [-]
Oh and I've seen every episode from the Next Generation.

probably some more information you didn't need but who gives a damn, right?

me. I give a damn. or not. maybe. yea. shhhhh
User avatar #57 to #56 - Userjames (05/13/2013) [-]
Not necessarily.... Here is a perspective you have never asked for.

The older one is great and is the beginning to all of it and it has a historical standpoint. If I'm correct in assuming we are both talking about the Kirk episodes, then the black female role was tremendous. In a time of racism, she took the stage. She was about to leave because of all the death threats about her, but MLK (I'm also assuming you know this dude too) told her it was vital to stay. It tickled her heart and she remained.

The Next Generation on the other hand is the best I have seen ever. Nothing can compare to this and there is so many FEELS. When you get to the episode with the flute, you'll know. Grown men will cry. Plus each story is deep in Picard's voice....... mmmmmmmmmm..... *cough* I meant deep in the philosophical sense and Picard's voice ohhhh yeaaaaa

So, I have no idea why I wrote this. You probably know everything that I have said and I'm just rambling. So, I humbly apologize if I have annoyed you.

maybe its because I'm lonely? yea. maybe. shhhhhh
User avatar #58 to #57 - episode (05/13/2013) [-]
Ah, Thank you for your input =P

I plan on watching the seasons/variations in order they were made, cause it's all new to me. =3
User avatar #60 to #58 - Userjames (05/13/2013) [-]
I'm glad you are, I was thrown into the next generation so I have loved no other. but be prepared, there is an ASSTON of episode s. (Ha I used your name in the sentence so you might be getting two notifications. ha) Like you might spend about 11 days if you get no sleep watching every. episode. (tehehe did it again haha) so Have fun and enjoy the ride! Try not to cry, its mostly tear jerker stuff.
User avatar #61 to #60 - episode (05/13/2013) [-]
tbh man, I would have gotten episodes notification too, if logged in. Well, I have about 60 episodes left for Star Trek anyways lmao
#35 - conordalymcr (12/12/2012) [-]
Happy birthday, random user! I hope you enjoy the 						****					 out of your day
Happy birthday, random user! I hope you enjoy the **** out of your day
User avatar #37 to #35 - Userjames (12/13/2012) [-]
Thanks!!! and yes, i totally did.
User avatar #26 - fuckuberfunny (12/11/2012) [-]
hey dude i understand that you dont collect items can i have your fj points?
fj points are points for item collectors 1like equals 1 fj point
1.click on my profile
2.go down and find send trade request
3.click it and put in fj points
4. click send trade and enter captcha
Thank you


Also, happy early birthday
#27 to #26 - Userjames (12/11/2012) [-]
I understand, but you are not the first to ask...... If you really want all of them you have to work for it. Life's a game so that is why i do this. Anywho, scroll down to my conversation with bawser and read that. Good luck.

And shmanks for the B-day wishes!
User avatar #19 - phanact (12/06/2012) [-]
yo
if I unblock you can you chill the **** out
User avatar #13 - bigbawser (12/03/2012) [-]
Hey could you help me out?
User avatar #14 to #13 - Userjames (12/03/2012) [-]
with what?
User avatar #15 to #14 - bigbawser (12/03/2012) [-]
i see you dont really collect items and i do so i was wondering if you could help a guy out and give me some of yours, in return i will friend you and subscribe
User avatar #16 to #15 - Userjames (12/03/2012) [-]
hmmmm i only have one item and its my prized possession.... the whole bribe with friends and stuff dont really work on me.........HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM lets see.... lets play a game. if you get content with my name (or a character with my name) and kinda saying how cool i am (or how dickish, you choose) to the front page, send me the front page link, and i'll give you all my current FJ points. and somehow find a way to get me friends while you are at it...... so lonely..... Your choice.
#33 to #16 - fuckuberfunny (12/11/2012) [-]
thats alittle much
thats alittle much
User avatar #17 to #16 - bigbawser (12/03/2012) [-]
oh okay :/ i dont know how i can do that
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User avatar #5 - swedz (10/14/2012) [-]
Faggot
User avatar #8 to #5 - Userjames (10/15/2012) [-]
? i do not know who you are, but i wont find you. at all.
User avatar #4 - phanact (10/14/2012) [-]
b&
User avatar #1 - theawkwardbros (07/19/2012) [-]
Why are you spamming that Little Big Planet comment?
User avatar #3 to #1 - Userjames (07/20/2012) [-]
bored

my level lonely

might as well try
User avatar #2 to #1 - acidjunk (07/19/2012) [-]
^This.

Explain James.
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