What a dik... why it do that -_-

I kno rite?

Fukken Aussies and their disappearing statuses.

2 pennies

I'll buy it

When did I say I was selling?

USD

What aboot it?

i like it

What about it is it that you like?

its so common

**User rolled a random image posted in comment #59989 at PARTY CONTAINMENT CHAMBER. PARTY OR DIE. YOU CANNOT LEAVE **

So there is absolutely nothing special about it?

Have fun with your tentacles. o.o

Christmas Merry to you too.

Hey, tentacles are fun!

I am sure zone tan is too

So, how's your Christmas going?

Interdasting. Today I went to a white elephant gift exchange and it was very competitive.

What's a... white elephant gift exchange?
I somehow doubt real elephants are involved...

In my culture, we celebrate Christmas on Christmas Eve, meaning Christmas dinner is had on the eve and presents are given at midnight.
Then on Christmas we just chill.

I wanted a job for Christmas too, but I got something else I wanted. A Fossil watch. Silver and black, sleek and sexy.

Just get a gift that is like $10 wrap it and go to somewhere and meet up with people and everyone puts the gifts in the center and grabs a gift

Kind of like secret santa.

I have no idea why it has that name though.

Well, that's new to me.
Interesting.
What did you get?

A clock that I thought was a more Victorian style and less christmas.

At least it's a gift!

Well, yes.
I gave it away.

Lol, you gave away a gift you got?
That was... polite lol.

It was far from the worst thing that happened there o.o

and I had planned on giving away my gift from the start.

If the gift had actually been gifted to me I would have kept it but that was not the case.

Oh, lol.
Well, I suppose...

Tomorrow (today) I will be celebrating with my friends family and for my gifts I expect job applications and apartment flyers x.x

How about yours?

But you have that name

Yeah, what a great white, lower cased username.

Are you stalking me

Wouldn't mind any of them, really.
I don't have Origin though, would I need it?
Didn't even know you got an Origin key in the Humble Bundle.

Mysteries

perhaps to you peasant

You're not amused?

Stop staring at me o.o

O_O
Peasants should not be stared at, it will make your eyes dirty

o.o

WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME!!!

You want my ***** bat thing?

cant say i do

Good.

I don't have one.

ok?

Well.

Bye.

Do you share your evil magic with other people?

noh

So people has their own evil magics?

yep

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

I guess I need to make this an evil magics free zone that is hidden from the evil magics as well as the good magics

nope my evil magic can not be foiled

O_O then I guess you will be the exception

yus

Don't look at me like that o.o

*stare*

STOOOOP

I don't feel like looking through my folder

*stare into your soul*

No stop with your evil magics

*stare while sucking your soul out*

How does it taste?

bitter, you must have been an evil one peasant

I am not evil

such a blacked soul are you sure

Wot, your forgot a picture.

perhaps

No
stop

*stare*

o.o

I am lost.

hi

Hello, what brings you here?

i felt like visiting darling

Visiting me? But why?

cuz i want to

buuuut I dunno who you are o.o

and where are those from?

so?

its inubashiri momiji

I guess that is a good enough reason.

why do i feel like im being patronized

Because I am always curious as to how people find their way to my profile... that is why o.o

I am sorry

so how are you today darling

That is a very complicated answer o.o

But for the most part I am enjoying life.

well thats good darling

How are you and you must really like that... game?

im doing ok thank you for asking

So I am curious how you came across my profile?

You're welcome.

my evil magic

Mmmmm I would love to hear more drunken stories.

But I was on a list that was made for some reason and it had a ton of user's names on it and people would spam it. So I turned of notifications.

It is probably safe to turn it back on now.

Would that list happen to have been made by gorgovic?

Because I flagged that cheeky lil **** to hell after the 22nd notification.

I don't even know. It was such a long time ago.

Ah maybe not then. This was fairly recent. However, any time someone rolls a user, do you get a notification?

Ummmm I think it was just when people rolled comments and pictures

Blegh. I'd go nuts. I feel the need to go through every notification.

Also, congratulations.

I was playing Fallout and when you replied the fj alert scared the crap outa me.

Haha. Gooooood.

I'll do my best not to post your username unless I have intentions of summoning you then.

I do to x.x

It was horrid when I was getting hundreds a day

I had to go to each to see if they were actually trying to talk to me

then eventually I just wen to comments where I knew the person.

too you ******* idiot.

a link with user will also alert me

Do you want me to be kill?

Hello

how are you?

Peachy how you been?

I've been better. But don't worry about it.

You got steam? or skype?

I has both yes

Add me?
steam is doctorsnakefire
skype is snakefire41x

I never played items... I just have them to have them o.o

So I'm guessing that's a no? XD haha

I actually just want 7 different items you have that I'm collecting, idk if it would be cool to just ask for those XS

What are they?

pony figurine, dice, token, ds send statue, statue of dear leader, badge, cheese, and thats it :)

Hello Sowiet emissary.

How has life been on the FJ? I have been roaming around /b/ lately and decided to check out if FJ was cancer free again.

I dunno... haven't been on fj much lately xD.

lol ok. Do you know a place where i can get a hefty reaction folder going?

I really dunno.

**User rolled user danrmanalt **

No I do not daerkxp

I don't know if it has been changed but I use to get notifications when people rolled pictures and comments... and links

I don't know I turned it off because I was missing a lot of replies.

I was just thinking about TK before I got on