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#29575 - can't find a minimum specs list for guild wars 2, i need to kn…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/22/2012 on Video Games Board 0
User avatar #29577 - elation (05/22/2012) [-]
They haven't been released, but if you want to test how well your computer will do based on predicted requirements, go to game-debate.com
#95 - performed at magic kingdom in my marching band, we were allowe… 05/13/2012 on Creepy Disneyland +2
#444 - Where can I find her. 04/28/2012 on Lucky Brianne 0
#121 - Who is she? I haven't been on the internet in a few days.  [+] (3 new replies) 04/28/2012 on Lucky Brianne +3
User avatar #167 - DannyDanger (04/28/2012) [-]
Yesterday she was a female version of Bad Luck Brian named Bad Luck Lucy and everyone pointed out in comments that they want to fuck her but now I guess she's Lucky Brianne because this guy zoomed it in closer to her face and is using for a different purpose.
User avatar #444 - UselessEjaculation (04/28/2012) [-]
Where can I find her.
#148 - raikoninja (04/28/2012) [-]
Yeah, I never seen her before until now.
#63 - Hurley lost like 30 pounds until they found the Dharma Initiat… 04/28/2012 on lost island 0
#228 - **UselessEjaculation rolls 50** Happy 4/20. gonna go smoke s… 04/20/2012 on Bullying fail.. -3
#354 - Only got thumb downed because you faggots are those 12 year ol… 04/14/2012 on He's on his way 0
#26 - Oh and. Looking For Raid..are you fucking kidding me...I only …  [+] (6 new replies) 04/12/2012 on He's on his way -1
User avatar #35 - kkksupport (04/12/2012) [-]
ummmmm i agree with all this but im 14 and ive been playing since vanilla and id like o point out not all the yonglings are fucktards that dont know shit exceppt when i go trolling in LFR (LFR=LOOKING FOR RETARDS) o so much fun :D
User avatar #30 - chanceforyou (04/12/2012) [-]
I get twinks up through the levels with BoA and destroy in Pvp. :D
#33 - dirtyhornets (04/12/2012) [-]
as long as you dont chill in the 70-74 locked bracket at 74, you're find by me :P unless you're alliance, then fuck you
User avatar #58 - chanceforyou (04/12/2012) [-]
Hell nah horde all the way.
#34 - dirtyhornets (04/12/2012) [-]
fine*
#29 - dirtyhornets (04/12/2012) [-]
meh, my realm's dead so yeah, i don't really have choice, and i know what you mean.but whatever.
#25 - Too many kids and pre-teen dumb asses. BC came out to make the…  [+] (7 new replies) 04/12/2012 on He's on his way -1
User avatar #26 - UselessEjaculation (04/12/2012) [-]
Oh and. Looking For Raid..are you fucking kidding me...I only log on every once a while to pvp. Pvp is still fun.
User avatar #35 - kkksupport (04/12/2012) [-]
ummmmm i agree with all this but im 14 and ive been playing since vanilla and id like o point out not all the yonglings are fucktards that dont know shit exceppt when i go trolling in LFR (LFR=LOOKING FOR RETARDS) o so much fun :D
User avatar #30 - chanceforyou (04/12/2012) [-]
I get twinks up through the levels with BoA and destroy in Pvp. :D
#33 - dirtyhornets (04/12/2012) [-]
as long as you dont chill in the 70-74 locked bracket at 74, you're find by me :P unless you're alliance, then fuck you
User avatar #58 - chanceforyou (04/12/2012) [-]
Hell nah horde all the way.
#34 - dirtyhornets (04/12/2012) [-]
fine*
#29 - dirtyhornets (04/12/2012) [-]
meh, my realm's dead so yeah, i don't really have choice, and i know what you mean.but whatever.
#15 - Pandas are coming. Gonna be 12 year olds everywhere. Game is t…  [+] (21 new replies) 04/12/2012 on He's on his way -10
User avatar #354 - UselessEjaculation (04/14/2012) [-]
Only got thumb downed because you faggots are those 12 year olds and Catacylsm joiners.
#21 - dirtyhornets (04/12/2012) [-]
>me lvl 85 prot palla running LFG
>have a warlock in group
>needs on strength ring dropped from boss
>ask why
>replies with "i need it to hit harder with my staff"

i mean seriously...how do people even get to 85 when they play like that
#69 - pitnut (04/12/2012) [-]
warlocks cant fucking roll on strength stuff dipshit
#71 - dirtyhornets (04/12/2012) [-]
#62 - cdpickels (04/12/2012) [-]
pretty sure he was fucking with you
#64 - dirtyhornets (04/12/2012) [-]
it could be, but i wouldnt be surprised if he wasnt
User avatar #37 - kkksupport (04/12/2012) [-]
raging kid-WHY DID YOU NEED ON THAT SHIELD!
me-sir you never know what you might need.
raging kid-DUDE YOU CAN'T EVEN EQUIP IT
me-not with that additued you can't

o how ppl rage over something on a game sry but i do this only if people are jack asses
User avatar #70 - constantiine (04/12/2012) [-]
I love messing with kids in that game. Get some friends in a LFG (so you don't get kicked instantly) either take off all of your gear, or don't play your spec. Makes them rage like crazy. Also they don't want to leave because they would lose possible exp and have to wait 45 minutes.
User avatar #51 - Bruda (04/12/2012) [-]
almost same thing happened to a prot pally in my group some raging warlock bitched at him for needing on a shield as soon as the option popped up saying that the pally should ask everyone in case anyone wanted to sell it or if the furry warrior wanted to have it
#42 - dirtyhornets (04/12/2012) [-]
I,myself believe in playing the game the way it should be played, cooperatively and not screwing anyone over by stealing their gear :P but thats just me.
User avatar #45 - kkksupport (04/12/2012) [-]
yeah and which is fine and i respect but if some one is just a complete ass majoriy of tanks i'm gonna screw with them hardcore till they get pissy and leave especially when the get like this overa game
#46 - dirtyhornets (04/12/2012) [-]
yeah... WoW wouldnt be too bad with out the pissy kids and trolls (no offence some people do need it dont get me wrong) but it all gets annoying,and thats when i roll a new toon for a while :P
User avatar #49 - kkksupport (04/12/2012) [-]
yeah non-taken i will do it for fun sometimes but thats if i need a laugh b/c i had a shity day but overall i could deal with out all the pissy kids that bitch about everything and say there better even tho you can one shot them shit like that pisses me off and im 14 and these kids act like there 6 and there older than i am
User avatar #25 - UselessEjaculation (04/12/2012) [-]
Too many kids and pre-teen dumb asses. BC came out to make the game awesome. WoTLK did the same, but this was needed to explode the game with all of the ideas they had to use because of their complaining creative branch. All of these things were achievements, battle.net friends list, and many more. Cataclysm came out to attract more casual players to ruin the game making hardcore gamers be like da fuq. Pandas are coming to attract "younger players". Meaning 12 year olds. To perform an ultimate fatality to the game. "End Game." Going to build a better computer for Guild Wars 2. When it comes out..
User avatar #26 - UselessEjaculation (04/12/2012) [-]
Oh and. Looking For Raid..are you fucking kidding me...I only log on every once a while to pvp. Pvp is still fun.
User avatar #35 - kkksupport (04/12/2012) [-]
ummmmm i agree with all this but im 14 and ive been playing since vanilla and id like o point out not all the yonglings are fucktards that dont know shit exceppt when i go trolling in LFR (LFR=LOOKING FOR RETARDS) o so much fun :D
User avatar #30 - chanceforyou (04/12/2012) [-]
I get twinks up through the levels with BoA and destroy in Pvp. :D
#33 - dirtyhornets (04/12/2012) [-]
as long as you dont chill in the 70-74 locked bracket at 74, you're find by me :P unless you're alliance, then fuck you
User avatar #58 - chanceforyou (04/12/2012) [-]
Hell nah horde all the way.
#34 - dirtyhornets (04/12/2012) [-]
fine*
#29 - dirtyhornets (04/12/2012) [-]
meh, my realm's dead so yeah, i don't really have choice, and i know what you mean.but whatever.
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#11 - OOOOOOOOOO (10/07/2011) [-]
I FEEL SAD NOW.

I NEVER TALKED TO YOU BECAUSE OF MY WEIGHT. TAKE ME BACK?
User avatar #12 to #11 - UselessEjaculation (10/07/2011) [-]
stopped talking to teh old fjchatters so i just defriended em >.>
User avatar #9 - Moosepants (10/05/2011) [-]
... ok.?
User avatar #10 to #9 - UselessEjaculation (10/05/2011) [-]
never really talked to any of you guys anymore so i just deleted yahz. yeah.
User avatar #5 - ninjalicious (09/27/2011) [-]
ayo nigzzz this be isaah?
User avatar #6 to #5 - UselessEjaculation (09/27/2011) [-]
who dis be?
User avatar #7 to #6 - ninjalicious (09/28/2011) [-]
Bass 5
User avatar #8 to #7 - UselessEjaculation (09/28/2011) [-]
i dunno a bass 5, maybe a ryan but not a bass 5...soz kthnxbai
#3 - XxDrummingMelodyxX **User deleted account** (01/30/2011) [-]
User avatar #4 to #3 - UselessEjaculation (02/02/2011) [-]
yes i will...and asking that on fj with a taco bell hot taco sauce packet is the most romantic thing ever
User avatar #1 - HelenThomasismoist **User deleted account** (11/12/2010) [-]
Your name LOL
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