Oh oh, yes we can. I just didn't catch your sarcasm, sorry.
I admit that along our own history we've been huge douchebags.

Twilight Sparkle with two VERY LAGER dildos violently assaulting her anus and vag whilst many juices of a sexual nature were being released in large quantities as her face showed she was definitely having a fantastic time.

Are you now satisfied?

God has a funny way of showing we're right with him.

I was being sarcastic there are plenty of time in history in which Israel hasn't been right w/ God the OT will tell you that, this is, of course going nowhere as you don't really even know what you believe obviously. I'm not mad I just thought we would be able to have an in depth conversation about this but that's not going to happen.

Oh oh, yes we can. I just didn't catch your sarcasm, sorry.
I admit that along our own history we've been huge douchebags.

HEEY YOOOU GUUUUUUYS

Yeah? Well you're unoriginal!

He has a funny way of showing it.

Who has a funny way of showing what?

God has a funny way of showing we're right with him.

I was being sarcastic there are plenty of time in history in which Israel hasn't been right w/ God the OT will tell you that, this is, of course going nowhere as you don't really even know what you believe obviously. I'm not mad I just thought we would be able to have an in depth conversation about this but that's not going to happen.

Oh oh, yes we can. I just didn't catch your sarcasm, sorry.
I admit that along our own history we've been huge douchebags.

Did I mention Jews do not care for Jesus? He ain't even mentioned in the Torah. I guess it makes sense, since it's kindof a dick move to say you're the son of god to people who believe we are all equal.

I know you don't but Christ was a Jew that taught that was my point.

But not believing He is the Christ also doesn't make sense, the man had fulfilled all the prophesies concerning who the Messiah would be and what He would do, the amount of gold He'd be sold for, the fact that he was called Hosanna on Nisan 4 and crucified on Nisan 7 just like the passover lamb. But all of that is unimportant, as you know the Jews have always been right with God... right?

He has a funny way of showing it.

Who has a funny way of showing what?

God has a funny way of showing we're right with him.

I was being sarcastic there are plenty of time in history in which Israel hasn't been right w/ God the OT will tell you that, this is, of course going nowhere as you don't really even know what you believe obviously. I'm not mad I just thought we would be able to have an in depth conversation about this but that's not going to happen.

Oh oh, yes we can. I just didn't catch your sarcasm, sorry.
I admit that along our own history we've been huge douchebags.

Have you read the Torah? 'Cause everyone has to read it here in Israel, it's a school subject. It's pretty interesting but there are maaaaany things that are not present in the Old testament and vice-versa.

It's very complicated and shit.

I understand that, being a novice bible scholar myself, that most of the doom and gloom never "you'll never escape" scrips about Hell are in the NT but even as a Jew Christ described Hell in such a manner even before his resurrection. (mat 23:33) + (Matthew 25:41)

I also meant to say OT as a whole not just the Torah (First 5 books of the OT).

Did I mention Jews do not care for Jesus? He ain't even mentioned in the Torah. I guess it makes sense, since it's kindof a dick move to say you're the son of god to people who believe we are all equal.

I know you don't but Christ was a Jew that taught that was my point.

But not believing He is the Christ also doesn't make sense, the man had fulfilled all the prophesies concerning who the Messiah would be and what He would do, the amount of gold He'd be sold for, the fact that he was called Hosanna on Nisan 4 and crucified on Nisan 7 just like the passover lamb. But all of that is unimportant, as you know the Jews have always been right with God... right?

He has a funny way of showing it.

Who has a funny way of showing what?

God has a funny way of showing we're right with him.

I was being sarcastic there are plenty of time in history in which Israel hasn't been right w/ God the OT will tell you that, this is, of course going nowhere as you don't really even know what you believe obviously. I'm not mad I just thought we would be able to have an in depth conversation about this but that's not going to happen.

Oh oh, yes we can. I just didn't catch your sarcasm, sorry.
I admit that along our own history we've been huge douchebags.

Again, Jews do not believe in hell, at least not the way christians do. To us, it is a place where the soul is cleansed of sin for 10 months so it can pass unto heaven.

#1 How can you not agree w/ a scripture that supposed to be in the Torah?

#2 The actual time in which someone is supposed to spend in Sheol is based on the sin they committed in their lives, the max being 12 months according to most Rabbi.

Have you read the Torah? 'Cause everyone has to read it here in Israel, it's a school subject. It's pretty interesting but there are maaaaany things that are not present in the Old testament and vice-versa.

It's very complicated and shit.

I understand that, being a novice bible scholar myself, that most of the doom and gloom never "you'll never escape" scrips about Hell are in the NT but even as a Jew Christ described Hell in such a manner even before his resurrection. (mat 23:33) + (Matthew 25:41)

I also meant to say OT as a whole not just the Torah (First 5 books of the OT).

Did I mention Jews do not care for Jesus? He ain't even mentioned in the Torah. I guess it makes sense, since it's kindof a dick move to say you're the son of god to people who believe we are all equal.

I know you don't but Christ was a Jew that taught that was my point.

But not believing He is the Christ also doesn't make sense, the man had fulfilled all the prophesies concerning who the Messiah would be and what He would do, the amount of gold He'd be sold for, the fact that he was called Hosanna on Nisan 4 and crucified on Nisan 7 just like the passover lamb. But all of that is unimportant, as you know the Jews have always been right with God... right?

He has a funny way of showing it.

Who has a funny way of showing what?

God has a funny way of showing we're right with him.

I was being sarcastic there are plenty of time in history in which Israel hasn't been right w/ God the OT will tell you that, this is, of course going nowhere as you don't really even know what you believe obviously. I'm not mad I just thought we would be able to have an in depth conversation about this but that's not going to happen.

Oh oh, yes we can. I just didn't catch your sarcasm, sorry.
I admit that along our own history we've been huge douchebags.

Crystal is the mom.