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UnoSkullmanx

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Date Signed Up:8/08/2010
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#36 - You're assuming this is a device that fat people use to avoid …  [+] (1 new reply) 06/20/2014 on (untitled) +5
#96 - anonymous (06/20/2014) [-]
Isn't it?
#35 - "hurr durr land whale xDDDdDDDdd am i funny yet guys"… 06/20/2014 on (untitled) -1
#34 - Naturally, everyone assumes that this device was designed for …  [+] (9 new replies) 06/20/2014 on (untitled) +5
#93 - joaomartins (06/20/2014) [-]
That device looks like one of those thing obese people drive around Wal-Mart, therefore people make the joke about those kind of people being so lazy that they need them underwater.
Calm your tits
You fat fuck
User avatar #87 - sadisticsalmon (06/20/2014) [-]
You dumb motherfucker, that's not the joke, the joke is that it's a fat shit under the sea
User avatar #69 - malhaloc (06/20/2014) [-]
Or maybe...I know this is gonna sound crazy, but maybe...It was a joke. Just throwing it out there! But just maybe.
User avatar #50 - AlanbalMIT (06/20/2014) [-]
no, not really.
User avatar #46 - egosumproxi (06/20/2014) [-]
My first thought was that it looked awesome, now I want to try one.
User avatar #44 - FJuserHAHA (06/20/2014) [-]
they had these as an expedition option for a cruise i went on. anyone 18+ could use them. Completely different experience than scuba or snorkeling. but of course everyone assumes it's just for fat people to get around underwater lol
#39 - twilightdusk (06/20/2014) [-]
Yea seriously, everyone is making fun of how fat she is and I'm just sitting here like "Fuck that thing looks cool, where can I get one?"
#41 - UnoSkullmanx (06/20/2014) [-]
For real, that looks cool as hell. SCUBA diving isn't as easy or simple to get into and is very expensive; maybe more expensive than this submarine thing. This looks like it would be a blast in the ocean.
#35 - UnoSkullmanx (06/20/2014) [-]
"hurr durr land whale xDDDdDDDdd am i funny yet guys"

so apparently fat people aren't allowed to go underwater anymore for some reason
#47 - Picture 06/06/2014 on (untitled) +3
#36 - Why don't we all just play on the actual Russian servers? Clea… 06/06/2014 on Finally finding a server... 0
#309 - This isn't actually real if you didn't already figure this out… 06/05/2014 on Concerned Moms Against Anime -1
#50 - I wish they would just patch it so this meme would *******…  [+] (9 new replies) 06/05/2014 on It's a Thing Now, Deal With It -7
#51 - Orc (06/05/2014) [-]
Patch what?
#52 - bluemagebrilly (06/05/2014) [-]
Assuming he means this.
#56 - Orc (06/05/2014) [-]
What needs to be patched though?
#57 - bluemagebrilly (06/05/2014) [-]
... Uh.... The staring.

You know, make him act like everyone else.
#58 - Orc (06/05/2014) [-]
This kid's butthurt. I'm asking why does that need to be patched?
#66 - Orc (06/05/2014) [-]
**Orc rolled image** tfw mvtjets thumbed me up. <3
User avatar #67 - mvtjets (06/05/2014) [-]
<3
#72 - Orc (06/05/2014) [-]
<3
#59 - bluemagebrilly (06/05/2014) [-]
Oh, I dunno. For him, I suppose it bothers him somewhat.

I don't really care about it, so personally I don't think it does need to be patched.

#65 - Picture 06/02/2014 on help me 0
#93 - Picture 06/01/2014 on Out Of Repel +1
#114 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 05/31/2014 on Check your privilege +7
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#56 - Russians are a cancer in online gaming in general There's …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/29/2014 on Best dota 2 review. +3
User avatar #88 - ThatFuckingGuy (05/29/2014) [-]
"b..but it's under formed and barely supported :'("
IT'S LIKE THAT BECAUSE YOU FOREIGN INVADERS DON'T GO ON THERE ENOUGH FOR THE DEVS TO THINK IT NEEDS TO BE FIXED AND UPDATED
#55 - Picture 05/29/2014 on On the way to glory +3
#181 - Picture 05/28/2014 on Always be prepared +2
#58 - Picture 05/25/2014 on Funniest Lindsay Lohan gif +3
#24 - Picture 05/24/2014 on You fool 0
#71 - does a bionic arm have more "strength" than a human arm?  [+] (4 new replies) 05/24/2014 on bionics 0
#77 - autoxx (05/24/2014) [-]
It's usually balanced on the weak side because there is no feedback.
You will crush stuff accidentally because you have no sense of touch.
I chopped my hand up a few years ago so there is a lot of nerve damage. The hand is too strong because I never know how hard I am squeezing and that is my own parts. A synthetic hand would probably be worse.
User avatar #94 - freebrainsforall (05/24/2014) [-]
They're developing new prosthetic limbs with sensors that will link to the nerves in your arm to be able to "feel" sufficiently for better control, but that's a way off and will probably be expensive as fuck.
User avatar #80 - demandsgayversion (05/24/2014) [-]
I bet jerking off with that hand is awesome, though, right?
#83 - autoxx (05/24/2014) [-]
It took a LONG time to learn how to control it enough for that. I'm strictly a righty too, not being able to get off for 2-3 months I was about ready to kill someone...
#12 - I hate how people praise this game as being open world, when 9… 05/23/2014 on GTA 5 Map In A Nutshell 0
#67 - Superman was invented way before the flash was. Your argument … 05/18/2014 on Exam week -1
#78 - although not living indoors may be a factor there 05/13/2014 on appearances are important 0
#33 - Picture 05/13/2014 on Ok... 0
#57 - I like getting thumbed down without explanation :/ Seeing as h…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/12/2014 on Homosex are people too -2
#140 - becauseoprahsaidso (05/12/2014) [-]
As far as I know being gay is about being attracted to the same sex an that's it. If they want to dress like a woman because they have some sort of inability to identify with themselves then that is fine, I guess. When they get to the point of wearing assless chaps and walking around like they own the place then it gets obnoxious. From an outsider's prospective, it appears that it stops being a fight for equal human rights and it becomes more of a fashion statement, and a bad one at that.
#56 - Sort of missing the point. My point was, society is a bad indi…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/12/2014 on Homosex are people too -1
#205 - anonymous (05/12/2014) [-]
Why are people downthumbing you? These are perfectly valid points.
User avatar #64 - satoshileex (05/12/2014) [-]
Are you saying we should all individually choose what we think is right or acceptable regardless of society?
#209 - jippythebandit (05/12/2014) [-]
You should wear what you want, but you should excpect response from society. If you don't mind people rejecting you for wearing some very short shorts or having a 12 feet tall hat then fine. As long as you don't wave your dick in someones face, that would be sexual harassment.

And of course if your stupid enough to wear assless chaps to a mall, you should be arrested. Wearing them at home or at a parade is okay though as you just could stay clear of the parades or look away.
User avatar #218 - satoshileex (05/12/2014) [-]
I agree with your statement I was just trying to understand what unoskull was saying.
#39 - but what's "properly"? and should society be allowed…  [+] (11 new replies) 05/12/2014 on Homosex are people too -2
User avatar #129 - snakephallus (05/12/2014) [-]
I never said I thought it was weird nor that society should decide that, but it is what happens. Most society's frown no longer frown on clothes that reveal your arms, some leg, or a little stomach, but they do frown on near public nudity and it is considered indecent for anyone to go out with assless chaps and leather vests where everyone will see because not everyone wants to see it. If they want to be accepted they should have to play by the same rules everyone else does, especially since they are attempting to play on the political stage where even a minor infraction can have serious repercussions.
#57 - UnoSkullmanx (05/12/2014) [-]
I like getting thumbed down without explanation :/ Seeing as how I'm not really getting any feedback, I'll assume nobody has a valid argument and claim victory.
#140 - becauseoprahsaidso (05/12/2014) [-]
As far as I know being gay is about being attracted to the same sex an that's it. If they want to dress like a woman because they have some sort of inability to identify with themselves then that is fine, I guess. When they get to the point of wearing assless chaps and walking around like they own the place then it gets obnoxious. From an outsider's prospective, it appears that it stops being a fight for equal human rights and it becomes more of a fashion statement, and a bad one at that.
#46 - anonymous (05/12/2014) [-]
What if it becomes the norm though, like women wearing more revealing clothing as you said?

What if it becomes expected of guys, straight or gay to wear assless chaps? I don't wanna wear assless chaps.
#203 - jippythebandit (05/12/2014) [-]
You likely wouldn't think like that, because it would be the norm. If you didn't want to wear them though, your choice lol.
#56 - UnoSkullmanx (05/12/2014) [-]
Sort of missing the point. My point was, society is a bad indicator of what's proper and what's not. In the 1800s, people would have thought you were a fucking idiot for wanting to wear t-shirts, for example. But slowly people stopped caring about wearing fancy, clothes like they used to. You should be allowed to wear what you want without arbitrary rules.
#205 - anonymous (05/12/2014) [-]
Why are people downthumbing you? These are perfectly valid points.
User avatar #64 - satoshileex (05/12/2014) [-]
Are you saying we should all individually choose what we think is right or acceptable regardless of society?
#209 - jippythebandit (05/12/2014) [-]
You should wear what you want, but you should excpect response from society. If you don't mind people rejecting you for wearing some very short shorts or having a 12 feet tall hat then fine. As long as you don't wave your dick in someones face, that would be sexual harassment.

And of course if your stupid enough to wear assless chaps to a mall, you should be arrested. Wearing them at home or at a parade is okay though as you just could stay clear of the parades or look away.
User avatar #218 - satoshileex (05/12/2014) [-]
I agree with your statement I was just trying to understand what unoskull was saying.
User avatar #48 - reginleif (05/12/2014) [-]
Unusually Smart-Looking Men | David Mitchell's SoapBox

This anon knows what's up. We must not give up this privilege of wanting to wear what we want.
#46 - hurr durr electronics are making people stupid (which doesn't …  [+] (4 new replies) 05/12/2014 on Wheeling slowly towards the... +2
#81 - anonymous (05/12/2014) [-]
How could you tell that if IQ tests didn't even exist back then?
#68 - kibbleking (05/12/2014) [-]
The message is that we're giving lazy people lazy alternatives and people willing to work have to continue to work as they have before.
User avatar #66 - vbeck (05/12/2014) [-]
It's not that electronics are making you stupid. It's just that reading, for me at least, is far more mentally stimulating. I feel more emotion from reading books than watching tv, because I can shape the stories more to my liking with my interpretation. But, to each their own, I guess.
#89 - anonymous (05/12/2014) [-]
It's far more mentally stimulating for YOU. The only reason it's viewed at intelligent to read books is because it used to be the only way to get information. Don't pretend you actually believe that last statement.
#35 - average life expectancy in the past is a largely useless measu…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/12/2014 on The Evolution of Medicine 0
#52 - anonymous (05/12/2014) [-]
Why do you think child mortality was huge? Diseases.

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User avatar #2 - GabeAsher (05/08/2013) [-]
Hey, I was just wondering, if you don't play items anymore, could I have yours?
I understand if you say no, just figured I would ask anyways :)
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