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Unimaksu

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Gender: male
Age: 28
Date Signed Up:11/05/2009
Last Login:4/27/2015
Location:USA
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#8208
Highest Content Rank:#3157
Highest Comment Rank:#3127
Content Thumbs: 1041 total,  1517 ,  476
Comment Thumbs: 3043 total,  3941 ,  898
Content Level Progress: 0% (0/10)
Level 87 Content: Srs Business → Level 88 Content: Srs Business
Comment Level Progress: 54% (54/100)
Level 229 Comments: Mind Blower → Level 230 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz
Subscribers:2
Content Views:96508
Times Content Favorited:114 times
Total Comments Made:1208
FJ Points:880
Favorite Tags: starkiller (2)

latest user's comments

#9 - no, i mean wrong as in you've got your lore wrong. donna was n…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/07/2013 on Donna's song (read desc.!) +11
#10 - howaitonekon (01/07/2013) [-]
Yeah, that's what I mean, haha.
I know she wasn't in love with him, but she fits to my song idea, I don't know...
Yeah, I'm stupid xD

I wrote "kind of laser pen" 'cause she is sayin' it like she doesn't know what it is.
And cybermen - pen, screwdriver - pen...?
Rhyme? Naaa... :D
User avatar #11 - Unimaksu (01/07/2013) [-]
just because it rhymes doesn't mean it should be a song, look at lil wayne
#12 - howaitonekon (01/07/2013) [-]
Haha, yeah :'D
#7 - so many things wrong with this, i don't know where to start  [+] (5 new replies) 01/07/2013 on Donna's song (read desc.!) +6
#8 - howaitonekon (01/07/2013) [-]
You call it "wrong", I think it's "fantasy" ;)
User avatar #9 - Unimaksu (01/07/2013) [-]
no, i mean wrong as in you've got your lore wrong. donna was never in love with the doctor, and he has a sonic screwdriver, not a laser pen.
#10 - howaitonekon (01/07/2013) [-]
Yeah, that's what I mean, haha.
I know she wasn't in love with him, but she fits to my song idea, I don't know...
Yeah, I'm stupid xD

I wrote "kind of laser pen" 'cause she is sayin' it like she doesn't know what it is.
And cybermen - pen, screwdriver - pen...?
Rhyme? Naaa... :D
User avatar #11 - Unimaksu (01/07/2013) [-]
just because it rhymes doesn't mean it should be a song, look at lil wayne
#12 - howaitonekon (01/07/2013) [-]
Haha, yeah :'D
#9 - only if you promise to help me  [+] (1 new reply) 01/07/2013 on How to get a new Monitor 0
User avatar #12 - vedgetable (01/08/2013) [-]
you should have said, " I would if i could, BITCH
#4 - P.S i'm going to **** you in the ass  [+] (10 new replies) 01/07/2013 on How to get a new Monitor +1
User avatar #10 - roguevocoderblitz (01/08/2013) [-]
i'll hit you...... hard
User avatar #11 - Unimaksu (01/08/2013) [-]
that's fine, i hit you, then you hit me, then i hit you back. it'll be a fun night of ass fucking
User avatar #13 - roguevocoderblitz (01/08/2013) [-]
i'll clod ya bud
User avatar #14 - Unimaksu (01/09/2013) [-]
i know you're just trying to threaten me, but it all sounds so sexy
User avatar #15 - roguevocoderblitz (01/12/2013) [-]
I'll still swoop yuhhhh
User avatar #16 - Unimaksu (01/12/2013) [-]
again with the sexy metaphors
User avatar #17 - roguevocoderblitz (01/12/2013) [-]
Well get fuckin RIGHT quick
User avatar #8 - vedgetable (01/07/2013) [-]
stick it up your own , asshole
User avatar #9 - Unimaksu (01/07/2013) [-]
only if you promise to help me
User avatar #12 - vedgetable (01/08/2013) [-]
you should have said, " I would if i could, BITCH
#22 - WITCHCRAFT 01/07/2013 on Crazy dominos +1
#3 - "open box item" means the box was opened and pieces …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/07/2013 on PS3 SCAM at FRY's +2
User avatar #4 - rocksteady (01/07/2013) [-]
You can tell by the way this guy talks that he thinks whatever he says is right despite any evidence or fact given to him. It is actually against the law to film in a retail store without official written company permission. Also it was clearly explained to him why he doesn't get a controller and yet his opening argument is "it should come with one!" as in "whatever I say is right no matter what!"

Customers like these make me want to live on the moon.
#22 - my mom, and the bastard gun from Metro 2033... i could probabl… 01/06/2013 on Zombie Apocolypse 0
#44 - the dog's name is Prolapse 01/06/2013 on Dubs names my puppy +1
#6 - YES! PROLAPSE IT IS 01/06/2013 on Dubs names my puppy +1
#3 - **Unimaksu rolls 44** Prolapse  [+] (1 new reply) 01/06/2013 on Dubs names my puppy +16
User avatar #6 - Unimaksu (01/06/2013) [-]
YES! PROLAPSE IT IS
#21 - Picture 01/01/2013 on oh god why +9
#20 - THAT is my fetish 12/29/2012 on My skin itches +6
#8 - mission accomplished  [+] (3 new replies) 12/29/2012 on Wait how the fuck are you... +3
#9 - iliekrice (12/29/2012) [-]
Now all I see is this.
User avatar #14 - eviltoast (12/29/2012) [-]
The longer you look, the funnier this shit gets.
#16 - tarantallegra (12/30/2012) [-]
#6 - it's a life size body double of sigourney weaver used on a mov…  [+] (6 new replies) 12/29/2012 on Wait how the fuck are you... +22
#11 - ThpiderMan (12/29/2012) [-]
...can I fuck it?
User avatar #7 - iliekrice (12/29/2012) [-]
THE MAGIC IS RUINED
User avatar #8 - Unimaksu (12/29/2012) [-]
mission accomplished
#9 - iliekrice (12/29/2012) [-]
Now all I see is this.
User avatar #14 - eviltoast (12/29/2012) [-]
The longer you look, the funnier this shit gets.
#16 - tarantallegra (12/30/2012) [-]
#11 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 12/28/2012 on My skin itches +7
#19 - CottonTail (12/29/2012) [-]
Whale lice are external parasites, found in skin lesions, genital folds, nostrils and eyes of marine mammals of the order Cetacea. These include not only whales but also dolphins and porpoises.

....Found in skin lesions, GENITAL FOLDS

no.

just no
User avatar #20 - Unimaksu (12/29/2012) [-]
THAT is my fetish
#1 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 12/28/2012 on Ive never heard of her. +5
User avatar #14 - BerryLicious (12/29/2012) [-]
She has a kid? Poor thing. I know I'll probably be red thumbed for this, but the poor mite's probably going to find out soon that her momma's a hardcore porn star. Kid'll be scarred for life.
#7 - kosicandavid (12/28/2012) [-]
Well well well somebody have just found something that will be in my favourite fap folder...
#6 - target shooting competitions 12/28/2012 on Enlarge? +4
#74 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 12/26/2012 on new sex technique 0
#78 - fefe Comment deleted by Unimaksu
#167 - even the straight guys 12/08/2012 on Doctor Who Feels +16
#1 - Comment deleted 11/26/2012 on When you prove someone wrong 0
#9 - pregnant 11/11/2012 on In all the commotion of... +21
#8 - it's MY birthday  [+] (2 new replies) 11/11/2012 on In all the commotion of... +14
#22 - kraygo (11/11/2012) [-]
#14 - salai (11/11/2012) [-]
well happy birthday faggot!
here have a banana
#3 - Catholics are christians 11/06/2012 on twitter.com/notcountries 0
#1 - it's a non-newtonian fluid that solidifies temporarily when fo… 11/04/2012 on Oh god, what? +2
#63 - i goof off at work all the time, my bosses are usually in on it 10/23/2012 on When you're caught goofing... +3
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
#15 - fefe (09/02/2012) [-]
Hey i saw you commented on the one picture of the small world accident at disneyland. and i was just wondering if you ever uploaded that photo of that uniform you were talking about
#13 - willidie (05/31/2012) [-]
You have a tiny penis, bitch.
I wish your mother was dead.
User avatar #14 to #13 - Unimaksu (05/31/2012) [-]
thanks, i love you too
User avatar #11 - jimthehellhog (05/12/2012) [-]
i must have pissed you off and that makes me happy beyond belief
User avatar #12 to #11 - Unimaksu (05/13/2012) [-]
nope, i was just really bored
#9 - bagone (05/11/2012) [-]
**** You Mother ****** !!
User avatar #10 to #9 - Unimaksu (05/11/2012) [-]
thanks, that's very flattering, but i'm married. i'm sure you'll find a man someday
User avatar #2 - whomadewho (03/28/2012) [-]
hello
User avatar #3 to #2 - Unimaksu (03/28/2012) [-]
hi there
User avatar #4 to #3 - whomadewho (03/28/2012) [-]
how are you?
User avatar #5 to #4 - Unimaksu (03/28/2012) [-]
i'm good. just working late. you?
User avatar #6 to #5 - whomadewho (03/28/2012) [-]
saying hi to everyone
User avatar #7 to #6 - Unimaksu (03/28/2012) [-]
very friendly of you. i'm glad there's people like you on the internet
User avatar #8 to #7 - whomadewho (03/28/2012) [-]
thank you
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