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Unimaksu

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Gender: male
Age: 28
Date Signed Up:11/05/2009
Last Login:4/01/2015
Location:USA
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Comment Ranking:#13057
Highest Content Rank:#3157
Highest Comment Rank:#3127
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Subscribers:2
Content Views:96403
Times Content Favorited:115 times
Total Comments Made:1199
FJ Points:797
Favorite Tags: starkiller (2)

latest user's comments

#3 - **Unimaksu rolls 44** Prolapse  [+] (1 new reply) 01/06/2013 on Dubs names my puppy +16
User avatar #6 - Unimaksu (01/06/2013) [-]
YES! PROLAPSE IT IS
#21 - Picture 01/01/2013 on oh god why +9
#20 - THAT is my fetish 12/29/2012 on My skin itches +6
#8 - mission accomplished  [+] (3 new replies) 12/29/2012 on Wait how the fuck are you... +3
#9 - iliekrice (12/29/2012) [-]
Now all I see is this.
User avatar #14 - eviltoast (12/29/2012) [-]
The longer you look, the funnier this shit gets.
#16 - tarantallegra (12/30/2012) [-]
#6 - it's a life size body double of sigourney weaver used on a mov…  [+] (6 new replies) 12/29/2012 on Wait how the fuck are you... +22
#11 - ThpiderMan (12/29/2012) [-]
...can I fuck it?
User avatar #7 - iliekrice (12/29/2012) [-]
THE MAGIC IS RUINED
User avatar #8 - Unimaksu (12/29/2012) [-]
mission accomplished
#9 - iliekrice (12/29/2012) [-]
Now all I see is this.
User avatar #14 - eviltoast (12/29/2012) [-]
The longer you look, the funnier this shit gets.
#16 - tarantallegra (12/30/2012) [-]
#11 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 12/28/2012 on My skin itches +7
#19 - CottonTail (12/29/2012) [-]
Whale lice are external parasites, found in skin lesions, genital folds, nostrils and eyes of marine mammals of the order Cetacea. These include not only whales but also dolphins and porpoises.

....Found in skin lesions, GENITAL FOLDS

no.

just no
User avatar #20 - Unimaksu (12/29/2012) [-]
THAT is my fetish
#1 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 12/28/2012 on Ive never heard of her. +5
#14 - BerryLicious (12/29/2012) [-]
She has a kid? Poor thing. I know I'll probably be red thumbed for this, but the poor mite's probably going to find out soon that her momma's a hardcore porn star. Kid'll be scarred for life.
#7 - kosicandavid (12/28/2012) [-]
Well well well somebody have just found something that will be in my favourite fap folder...
#6 - target shooting competitions 12/28/2012 on Enlarge? +4
#74 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 12/26/2012 on new sex technique 0
#78 - anonymous Comment deleted by Unimaksu
#167 - even the straight guys 12/08/2012 on Doctor Who Feels +16
#1 - Comment deleted 11/26/2012 on When you prove someone wrong 0
#9 - pregnant 11/11/2012 on In all the commotion of... +21
#8 - it's MY birthday  [+] (2 new replies) 11/11/2012 on In all the commotion of... +14
#22 - kraygo (11/11/2012) [-]
#14 - salai (11/11/2012) [-]
well happy birthday faggot!
here have a banana
#3 - Catholics are christians 11/06/2012 on twitter.com/notcountries 0
#1 - it's a non-newtonian fluid that solidifies temporarily when fo… 11/04/2012 on Oh god, what? +2
#63 - i goof off at work all the time, my bosses are usually in on it 10/23/2012 on When you're caught goofing... +3
#6 - what game is that from?  [+] (1 new reply) 09/30/2012 on humour 0
User avatar #8 - Bounty (09/30/2012) [-]
Just Cause 2. Pretty awesome game.
#165 - **Unimaksu rolls 408** 09/22/2012 on Pat Pat 0
#191 - i'm replying so i can get penis too 09/19/2012 on Justin Bieber +2
#189 - now i want to play new vegas... looks like i have plans after work 09/19/2012 on Justin Bieber 0
#127 - i guess you didn't see cody banks 09/18/2012 on how does it feel -1
#5 - this is the one and only time i wish auto-tune was used 09/16/2012 on Time Travel Maybe +2
#15 - rose use the time vortex to bring him back to life and inadver…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/11/2012 on History in the life of 1300... +3
User avatar #52 - funnyjunktitan (09/11/2012) [-]
he does age, that's how he grows so old, he looks like the face of boe
#16 - mammalology (09/11/2012) [-]
But he does age, Jack says so himself. Of course i know how it happened that's why im talking about it.
#13 - he wasn't technically immortal, just a fixed point in time. he…  [+] (4 new replies) 09/11/2012 on History in the life of 1300... +7
#14 - mammalology (09/11/2012) [-]
When Rose brought him back to life she wasn't making him a fixed point in time, she was stopping him dieing hence immortal. Calling him a fixed point in time is just what the doctor has called him, which without further knowledge it's hard to theorize on what he means, since with other fixed points in time they have been events not people living.
User avatar #15 - Unimaksu (09/11/2012) [-]
rose use the time vortex to bring him back to life and inadvertently made him a fixed point in time. which is why he doesn't age. the doctor explained every thing in season 3 episode 12. watch it again.
User avatar #52 - funnyjunktitan (09/11/2012) [-]
he does age, that's how he grows so old, he looks like the face of boe
#16 - mammalology (09/11/2012) [-]
But he does age, Jack says so himself. Of course i know how it happened that's why im talking about it.
#21 - fun fact; you're a moron. cartoon network didn't exist when th… 09/10/2012 on In a parallel universe -1
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
#15 - anonymous (09/02/2012) [-]
Hey i saw you commented on the one picture of the small world accident at disneyland. and i was just wondering if you ever uploaded that photo of that uniform you were talking about
#13 - willidie (05/31/2012) [-]
You have a tiny penis, bitch.
I wish your mother was dead.
User avatar #14 to #13 - Unimaksu (05/31/2012) [-]
thanks, i love you too
User avatar #11 - jimthehellhog (05/12/2012) [-]
i must have pissed you off and that makes me happy beyond belief
User avatar #12 to #11 - Unimaksu (05/13/2012) [-]
nope, i was just really bored
#9 - bagone (05/11/2012) [-]
**** You Mother ****** !!
User avatar #10 to #9 - Unimaksu (05/11/2012) [-]
thanks, that's very flattering, but i'm married. i'm sure you'll find a man someday
User avatar #2 - whomadewho (03/28/2012) [-]
hello
User avatar #3 to #2 - Unimaksu (03/28/2012) [-]
hi there
User avatar #4 to #3 - whomadewho (03/28/2012) [-]
how are you?
User avatar #5 to #4 - Unimaksu (03/28/2012) [-]
i'm good. just working late. you?
User avatar #6 to #5 - whomadewho (03/28/2012) [-]
saying hi to everyone
User avatar #7 to #6 - Unimaksu (03/28/2012) [-]
very friendly of you. i'm glad there's people like you on the internet
User avatar #8 to #7 - whomadewho (03/28/2012) [-]
thank you
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