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Unimaksu

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Age: 29
Date Signed Up:11/05/2009
Location:USA
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#50 - you don't have to believe me, i know what i saw  [+] (6 new replies) 01/27/2016 on Macabre 0
#51 - anon (01/27/2016) [-]
So this is what it's like talking to a deranged mental patient. Thanks for offering me this experience.
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#52 - Unimaksu (01/27/2016) [-]
you don't have to believe me, i know what i saw
#53 - anon (01/27/2016) [-]
One more time.
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#54 - Unimaksu (01/27/2016) [-]
you don't have to believe me, but at least i have the balls to log in and post comments, you spineless little shit
#55 - anon (01/27/2016) [-]
I'd rather be without an account than a brain.
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#56 - Unimaksu (01/27/2016) [-]
quit pretending that you're not madly in love with me
#48 - you don't have to believe me, i know what i saw  [+] (8 new replies) 01/27/2016 on Macabre 0
#49 - anon (01/27/2016) [-]
No, you don't, sweetheart.
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#50 - Unimaksu (01/27/2016) [-]
you don't have to believe me, i know what i saw
#51 - anon (01/27/2016) [-]
So this is what it's like talking to a deranged mental patient. Thanks for offering me this experience.
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#52 - Unimaksu (01/27/2016) [-]
you don't have to believe me, i know what i saw
#53 - anon (01/27/2016) [-]
One more time.
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#54 - Unimaksu (01/27/2016) [-]
you don't have to believe me, but at least i have the balls to log in and post comments, you spineless little shit
#55 - anon (01/27/2016) [-]
I'd rather be without an account than a brain.
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#56 - Unimaksu (01/27/2016) [-]
quit pretending that you're not madly in love with me
#46 - you don't have to believe me, i know what i saw  [+] (10 new replies) 01/27/2016 on Macabre 0
#47 - anon (01/27/2016) [-]
It's just a shame that people like you are allowed to vote. Well, at least you won't be voting in my country.
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#48 - Unimaksu (01/27/2016) [-]
you don't have to believe me, i know what i saw
#49 - anon (01/27/2016) [-]
No, you don't, sweetheart.
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#50 - Unimaksu (01/27/2016) [-]
you don't have to believe me, i know what i saw
#51 - anon (01/27/2016) [-]
So this is what it's like talking to a deranged mental patient. Thanks for offering me this experience.
User avatar
#52 - Unimaksu (01/27/2016) [-]
you don't have to believe me, i know what i saw
#53 - anon (01/27/2016) [-]
One more time.
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#54 - Unimaksu (01/27/2016) [-]
you don't have to believe me, but at least i have the balls to log in and post comments, you spineless little shit
#55 - anon (01/27/2016) [-]
I'd rather be without an account than a brain.
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#56 - Unimaksu (01/27/2016) [-]
quit pretending that you're not madly in love with me
#29 - no real morbid details, i was 12 and my family was driving thr… 01/27/2016 on Macabre +10
#26 - you don't have to believe me, i know what i saw  [+] (12 new replies) 01/27/2016 on Macabre +5
#45 - anon (01/27/2016) [-]
Clearly, you don't. Pathetic that you believe in modern fairy tales about fantasy creatures.
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#46 - Unimaksu (01/27/2016) [-]
you don't have to believe me, i know what i saw
#47 - anon (01/27/2016) [-]
It's just a shame that people like you are allowed to vote. Well, at least you won't be voting in my country.
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#48 - Unimaksu (01/27/2016) [-]
you don't have to believe me, i know what i saw
#49 - anon (01/27/2016) [-]
No, you don't, sweetheart.
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#50 - Unimaksu (01/27/2016) [-]
you don't have to believe me, i know what i saw
#51 - anon (01/27/2016) [-]
So this is what it's like talking to a deranged mental patient. Thanks for offering me this experience.
User avatar
#52 - Unimaksu (01/27/2016) [-]
you don't have to believe me, i know what i saw
#53 - anon (01/27/2016) [-]
One more time.
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#54 - Unimaksu (01/27/2016) [-]
you don't have to believe me, but at least i have the balls to log in and post comments, you spineless little shit
#55 - anon (01/27/2016) [-]
I'd rather be without an account than a brain.
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#56 - Unimaksu (01/27/2016) [-]
quit pretending that you're not madly in love with me
#12 - great game, i was going of personal experience though  [+] (16 new replies) 01/27/2016 on Macabre +4
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#17 - ghostninjaguy (01/27/2016) [-]
As long as he stays in Jersey
#15 - anon (01/27/2016) [-]
Oh yes, the real life Jersey Devil that you definitely saw.
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#26 - Unimaksu (01/27/2016) [-]
you don't have to believe me, i know what i saw
#45 - anon (01/27/2016) [-]
Clearly, you don't. Pathetic that you believe in modern fairy tales about fantasy creatures.
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#46 - Unimaksu (01/27/2016) [-]
you don't have to believe me, i know what i saw
#47 - anon (01/27/2016) [-]
It's just a shame that people like you are allowed to vote. Well, at least you won't be voting in my country.
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#48 - Unimaksu (01/27/2016) [-]
you don't have to believe me, i know what i saw
#49 - anon (01/27/2016) [-]
No, you don't, sweetheart.
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#50 - Unimaksu (01/27/2016) [-]
you don't have to believe me, i know what i saw
#51 - anon (01/27/2016) [-]
So this is what it's like talking to a deranged mental patient. Thanks for offering me this experience.
User avatar
#52 - Unimaksu (01/27/2016) [-]
you don't have to believe me, i know what i saw
#53 - anon (01/27/2016) [-]
One more time.
User avatar
#54 - Unimaksu (01/27/2016) [-]
you don't have to believe me, but at least i have the balls to log in and post comments, you spineless little shit
#55 - anon (01/27/2016) [-]
I'd rather be without an account than a brain.
User avatar
#56 - Unimaksu (01/27/2016) [-]
quit pretending that you're not madly in love with me
#20 - emperorwatergate (01/27/2016) [-]
I know, right?

He doesn't even have wings.
#6 - looks like the jersey devil  [+] (22 new replies) 01/26/2016 on Macabre +37
#31 - greensideup (01/27/2016) [-]
south jersey mentioned. swell with pineys, blue holes and towelheads.

i also love the pine barrens i go mudding down near bastso like every weekend.
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#44 - ZenMacros (01/27/2016) [-]
I've lived in the"farms and arm bases," "sad black people," "old people and Asians" and "poor minorities" areas. This picture is too accurate.
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#27 - stealingbikes (01/27/2016) [-]
details plox

perhaps a greentext for the morbid channel....
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#29 - Unimaksu (01/27/2016) [-]
no real morbid details, i was 12 and my family was driving through the pine barrens to spend the weekend at my grandparents house. the car got a flat tire, my dad and brother and me got out to change the tire, i saw what i thought was a really big deer at first until it stood up on it's hind legs and started walking away from us. i'd never even heard of the jersey devil until then, when we got to my grandparents house i told my uncle about it and he said it sounds like the jersey devil. so i looked it up online. the only difference was i didn't see wings on it.
#10 - narratorguy (01/27/2016) [-]
H'es right you know.
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#12 - Unimaksu (01/27/2016) [-]
great game, i was going of personal experience though
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#17 - ghostninjaguy (01/27/2016) [-]
As long as he stays in Jersey
#15 - anon (01/27/2016) [-]
Oh yes, the real life Jersey Devil that you definitely saw.
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#26 - Unimaksu (01/27/2016) [-]
you don't have to believe me, i know what i saw
#45 - anon (01/27/2016) [-]
Clearly, you don't. Pathetic that you believe in modern fairy tales about fantasy creatures.
User avatar
#46 - Unimaksu (01/27/2016) [-]
you don't have to believe me, i know what i saw
#47 - anon (01/27/2016) [-]
It's just a shame that people like you are allowed to vote. Well, at least you won't be voting in my country.
User avatar
#48 - Unimaksu (01/27/2016) [-]
you don't have to believe me, i know what i saw
#49 - anon (01/27/2016) [-]
No, you don't, sweetheart.
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#50 - Unimaksu (01/27/2016) [-]
you don't have to believe me, i know what i saw
#51 - anon (01/27/2016) [-]
So this is what it's like talking to a deranged mental patient. Thanks for offering me this experience.
User avatar
#52 - Unimaksu (01/27/2016) [-]
you don't have to believe me, i know what i saw
#53 - anon (01/27/2016) [-]
One more time.
User avatar
#54 - Unimaksu (01/27/2016) [-]
you don't have to believe me, but at least i have the balls to log in and post comments, you spineless little shit
#55 - anon (01/27/2016) [-]
I'd rather be without an account than a brain.
User avatar
#56 - Unimaksu (01/27/2016) [-]
quit pretending that you're not madly in love with me
#20 - emperorwatergate (01/27/2016) [-]
I know, right?

He doesn't even have wings.
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