x
Click to expand

Unimaksu

Last status update:
-
Personal Info
Gender: male
Age: 28
Date Signed Up:11/05/2009
Last Login:7/07/2015
Location:USA
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#6436
Highest Content Rank:#3157
Highest Comment Rank:#3127
Content Thumbs: 1041 total,  1517 ,  476
Comment Thumbs: 3312 total,  4284 ,  972
Content Level Progress: 0% (0/10)
Level 87 Content: Srs Business → Level 88 Content: Srs Business
Comment Level Progress: 46% (46/100)
Level 231 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz → Level 232 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz
Subscribers:2
Content Views:96696
Times Content Favorited:112 times
Total Comments Made:1240
FJ Points:1072
Favorite Tags: starkiller (2)

latest user's comments

#4 - .  [+] (2 new replies) 08/25/2013 on JT is Black +1
#5 - transgendered (08/25/2013) [-]
.
User avatar #6 - Unimaksu (08/25/2013) [-]
.
#103 - i was drinking soda and i spit it all over my keyboard when i …  [+] (4 new replies) 08/24/2013 on Wonder why she stopped... +7
#115 - whenindoubtsplooge (08/24/2013) [-]
Like this?
User avatar #153 - whitcher (08/24/2013) [-]
Is she drinking diet kekeke? Can't get more Asian than that.
User avatar #377 - legomanjaimy (08/24/2013) [-]
Kekekele*
User avatar #405 - haitianfighter (08/24/2013) [-]
oh god all my sides
#50 - not always, if they're done right it's hard to tell the difference  [+] (1 new reply) 08/12/2013 on Bore 0
#126 - anon (08/12/2013) [-]
'Nigga, you kidding me? It's 100% obvious all the time. Implants hold the breasts differently and feel different than the natural gland that's in them. They are harder and far less able to fit the shape of your hand. I'd never date another girl who had a boob job. No offence to her, but I find the feeling repulsive. Plus, it denotes her sensitivity.
#269 - i totally didn't even look, lol 08/12/2013 on Comment. 0
#264 - i don't get it  [+] (3 new replies) 08/12/2013 on Comment. 0
#267 - theoriginalcupcake (08/12/2013) [-]
it's the dude's username
User avatar #269 - Unimaksu (08/12/2013) [-]
i totally didn't even look, lol
#266 - defenestration (08/12/2013) [-]
This image has expired
#261 - defenestration  [+] (5 new replies) 08/12/2013 on Comment. +1
#262 - defenestration (08/12/2013) [-]
Yes?
User avatar #264 - Unimaksu (08/12/2013) [-]
i don't get it
#267 - theoriginalcupcake (08/12/2013) [-]
it's the dude's username
User avatar #269 - Unimaksu (08/12/2013) [-]
i totally didn't even look, lol
#266 - defenestration (08/12/2013) [-]
This image has expired
#8 - who is she?  [+] (4 new replies) 08/12/2013 on Bore +1
User avatar #37 - xXMAQXx (08/12/2013) [-]
tits mcgee
User avatar #31 - platypusemperor (08/12/2013) [-]
She is tits of course
User avatar #10 - marinald (08/12/2013) [-]
nice tits
#9 - anon (08/12/2013) [-]
Jordan Carver
#7 - seriously?! who cares. santa claus isn't real but he still fil…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/12/2013 on Bore +2
User avatar #30 - fasthink (08/12/2013) [-]
Maybe because there's more to boobs the looking big. They need to feel soft too, and fake boobs are harder than real ones.
User avatar #50 - Unimaksu (08/12/2013) [-]
not always, if they're done right it's hard to tell the difference
#126 - anon (08/12/2013) [-]
'Nigga, you kidding me? It's 100% obvious all the time. Implants hold the breasts differently and feel different than the natural gland that's in them. They are harder and far less able to fit the shape of your hand. I'd never date another girl who had a boob job. No offence to her, but I find the feeling repulsive. Plus, it denotes her sensitivity.
#2 - the problem with the dinosaur is that they weren't reptiles or…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/10/2013 on 50 Unbelievable Facts About... 0
User avatar #3 - hungwellhamburger (08/10/2013) [-]
Who cares, everybody walk the dinosaur
#5 - everytime i see this scene all i can think is that this NEEDS …  [+] (6 new replies) 08/10/2013 on Instant noodles should be... +8
#71 - anon (08/11/2013) [-]
They don't have these for ramen, but a quick google search turned up self-heating bento lunches and soup cans.
#59 - anon (08/11/2013) [-]
GET OUT.

IM SO DONE WITH THIS SITE.

shit wrong site
User avatar #6 - Lambda (08/10/2013) [-]
Well, it would take longer, but it's possible. Make the base out of metal, and fill it with a mixture of chemicals that produces an exothermic reaction. Care would need to be taken to avoid harmful fumes. Just have some sort of catalyst in a breakaway tube like in a glowstick, when you break that, it sets the reaction going and the water could be boiled in a minute or two.
User avatar #8 - thatguyontheright (08/11/2013) [-]
Would a small electric shock of about 3v do the trick?
User avatar #7 - Lambda (08/10/2013) [-]
On second thought, it would also need to have a base of insulating ceramic to prevent it from burning through the surface it's placed on.
User avatar #10 - sanguinesolitude (08/11/2013) [-]
and to heat that much water that quickly would require quite an explosion to be contained and a superconductive bottom of the cup of noodles.

or you could microwave it
#6 - you're = you are. your = possessive. the sentence was right th… 07/24/2013 on It makes sense now... +6
#5 - speak for yourself 07/21/2013 on Things you will never get... +1
#1 - and she saw the whole thing. i bet a few minutes of fan servic…  [+] (8 new replies) 07/21/2013 on Steve +249
User avatar #20 - pheonixinstinct (07/22/2013) [-]
we all do everthing for the pussy
User avatar #8 - ritzrules (07/22/2013) [-]
They actually went back to his place after a date, and he was allowed to have the Big Red Chair there as a gift from the studio or the producers or something.

She asked if she could give him a lap dance in the chair.

Steve said no.
User avatar #15 - coldcanada (07/22/2013) [-]
No, she gave him the lap dance, he was just super uncomfortable and not into it.

Then she asked him to sing the mail time song. That he said no to because, what the fuck?
User avatar #56 - megusters (07/22/2013) [-]
Because she had lopsided tittes.
#2 - orionthegreat (07/21/2013) [-]
She then turned out to be a slut who was using him to get her own TV show, they didn't have sex.
User avatar #3 - PgFalcon (07/21/2013) [-]
Poor steve.
#43 - anon (07/22/2013) [-]
That's what he gets for thinking a whore playboy model would sleep with him for being nice to kids...
User avatar #86 - PgFalcon (07/22/2013) [-]
We were all that innocent once...
#87 - i want to live in number 8 06/30/2013 on left 0
#86 - number 6 is Tesla's lab 06/30/2013 on left 0
#10 - Eastlake is a section of McDonough Georgia, right by my house. 06/29/2013 on hyuk hyuk 0
#27 - correct answer: whenever you ******* want. it's a great…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/21/2013 on Nightmare Before Christmas? +5
#34 - stefanovic (06/21/2013) [-]
#29 - anon (06/21/2013) [-]
Cool story bro
#241 - you could do it, but i doubt it would move for very long, you'… 06/21/2013 on Possible? 0
#6 - it's true, my first year english professor told me about this …  [+] (1 new reply) 06/17/2013 on Weddings +5
User avatar #52 - darkandbrooding (06/18/2013) [-]
Redtube . com?
#38 - Eccleston said in an interview that he didn't enjoy playing th… 06/17/2013 on Nerdy Facts 5 +1
#6 - i once got into an argument with Marty York (yeah yeah) becaus… 06/14/2013 on Sandlot, then and now. +1
#3 - good aim is a skill 06/11/2013 on bird poop -2
#4 - Picture  [+] (8 new replies) 05/25/2013 on The punchline is in the photo +43
#56 - wholesomeburn (05/30/2013) [-]
User avatar #45 - froggets (05/25/2013) [-]
Now I HAVE seen everything!
#27 - thefasrdog (05/25/2013) [-]
#18 - johnserrano has deleted their comment.
#14 - alphajunk (05/25/2013) [-]
i dont know how to react to this.....
#7 - darkfiregeneral (05/25/2013) [-]
Gotta love Rule 34
#6 - thefasrdog has deleted their comment.
User avatar #5 - europe (05/25/2013) [-]
By the nine.
#4 - no, but the fact that the power rangers movie came out 18 year… 04/08/2013 on I feel old... +2
#65 - well balls 04/08/2013 on V.A.T.S. +1
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
#15 - anon (09/02/2012) [-]
Hey i saw you commented on the one picture of the small world accident at disneyland. and i was just wondering if you ever uploaded that photo of that uniform you were talking about
#13 - willidie (05/31/2012) [-]
You have a tiny penis, bitch.
I wish your mother was dead.
User avatar #14 to #13 - Unimaksu (05/31/2012) [-]
thanks, i love you too
User avatar #11 - jimthehellhog (05/12/2012) [-]
i must have pissed you off and that makes me happy beyond belief
User avatar #12 to #11 - Unimaksu (05/13/2012) [-]
nope, i was just really bored
#9 - bagone (05/11/2012) [-]
**** You Mother ****** !!
User avatar #10 to #9 - Unimaksu (05/11/2012) [-]
thanks, that's very flattering, but i'm married. i'm sure you'll find a man someday
User avatar #2 - whomadewho (03/28/2012) [-]
hello
User avatar #3 to #2 - Unimaksu (03/28/2012) [-]
hi there
User avatar #4 to #3 - whomadewho (03/28/2012) [-]
how are you?
User avatar #5 to #4 - Unimaksu (03/28/2012) [-]
i'm good. just working late. you?
User avatar #6 to #5 - whomadewho (03/28/2012) [-]
saying hi to everyone
User avatar #7 to #6 - Unimaksu (03/28/2012) [-]
very friendly of you. i'm glad there's people like you on the internet
User avatar #8 to #7 - whomadewho (03/28/2012) [-]
thank you
 Friends (0)