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Date Signed Up:11/05/2009
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#4 - i keep forgetting to log in, but that was me 02/14/2013 on why obama is awesome +1
#4 - but... he's gay  [+] (2 new replies) 02/02/2013 on Loki Loking at boobs 0
#5 - anonymous (02/02/2013) [-]
Everybody loves boobs... and Raymond.
#27 - rodagnihc (02/03/2013) [-]
and everybody hates chris
#210 - soccer/football's name will be changed to " *******…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/26/2013 on Horrible Injury +1
#216 - anonymous (01/26/2013) [-]
aye
#209 - they fake the injuries to try and get the refs to call a foul … 01/26/2013 on Horrible Injury 0
#1 - and he lost his beard... this is a sad day 01/20/2013 on Santa Destroys ACL/MCL 0
#5 - underbite 01/20/2013 on Orcs have bad overbite +9
#3 - no, he's jumping half the distance from himself to the wall ea…  [+] (8 new replies) 01/15/2013 on Science Shark! +41
#20 - fluffstr (01/16/2013) [-]
actually, we did a problem like this in calculus, eventually the frog would reach the end it would just take fucking forever
User avatar #12 - jarelk (01/16/2013) [-]
I think what Stargate is trying to say is that because asymptotes really only work if the point is infinitely small like in a graph. A frog has a length of like, a couple of inches so if it reaches around 2 inches of distance from the wall it touches it!

But that's completely ruining the joke.
User avatar #6 - ihazaccount (01/15/2013) [-]
Except I'd be willing to bet that there is a minimum distance for the movement to be called a "jump" not to mention the frog actually has to be able to jump such a small distance..so in reality the frog would eventually reach the wall. Mathematically he's fucked, but in reality he'll get there eventually.
#4 - turdofdoom (01/15/2013) [-]
actually...
he will kind of touch the wall because of the way we define it.
right now if you are sitting in a chair you are really not in direct contact with it you are actually hovering over it because of that the atoms do this kind of wibly wobly magnet shit and they wont fucking touch eachother. so yeah eventually the frog will feel his nose against the wall.
User avatar #40 - JoshBauer (01/16/2013) [-]
I suddenly feel horribly unsteady sitting on this chair now..
#7 - teranin (01/16/2013) [-]
no fair using quantum physics to ruin the joke man. You can ruin almost any joke with quantum physics.
#14 - aarx (01/16/2013) [-]
why are quantum physicists so bad at sex?
because when they find the right position, they can't find the right momentum and vice versa...
#5 - anonymous (01/15/2013) [-]
technically due to quantum physics he he also inside the wall
#6 - the conversation in the back: "to answer your question, s… 01/13/2013 on no that is c0rn 0
#17 - really? you have full internet access which can present you wi…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/13/2013 on So I was playing Sonic Heroes. 0
#18 - tbombrtwo (01/13/2013) [-]
you're right it is. I fell no shame in my choice
#15 - the fact that you're still responding means you have an emotio…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/13/2013 on So I was playing Sonic Heroes. 0
#16 - tbombrtwo (01/13/2013) [-]
as i said before. i am bored. I have nothing else to do tonight. so this is my entertainment for the time being
User avatar #17 - Unimaksu (01/13/2013) [-]
really? you have full internet access which can present you with an endless wealth of information and entertainment, and THIS is how you choose to spend your night? that's actually pretty pitiful.
#18 - tbombrtwo (01/13/2013) [-]
you're right it is. I fell no shame in my choice
#13 - yes you did, you know you did any so does everyone else.  [+] (5 new replies) 01/13/2013 on So I was playing Sonic Heroes. 0
#14 - tbombrtwo (01/13/2013) [-]
Nope
User avatar #15 - Unimaksu (01/13/2013) [-]
the fact that you're still responding means you have an emotional investment in trying to make yourself feel like you have control over the situation. you feel the need to be right even after you've been proven wrong, and to feel superior. that's why i know you clicked the link. your personality wouldn't let you ignore it.
#16 - tbombrtwo (01/13/2013) [-]
as i said before. i am bored. I have nothing else to do tonight. so this is my entertainment for the time being
User avatar #17 - Unimaksu (01/13/2013) [-]
really? you have full internet access which can present you with an endless wealth of information and entertainment, and THIS is how you choose to spend your night? that's actually pretty pitiful.
#18 - tbombrtwo (01/13/2013) [-]
you're right it is. I fell no shame in my choice
#11 - classic response "i was proven wrong so i'll switch to th…  [+] (7 new replies) 01/13/2013 on So I was playing Sonic Heroes. 0
#12 - tbombrtwo (01/13/2013) [-]
na i still think im right. i didn't click on the link.
User avatar #13 - Unimaksu (01/13/2013) [-]
yes you did, you know you did any so does everyone else.
#14 - tbombrtwo (01/13/2013) [-]
Nope
User avatar #15 - Unimaksu (01/13/2013) [-]
the fact that you're still responding means you have an emotional investment in trying to make yourself feel like you have control over the situation. you feel the need to be right even after you've been proven wrong, and to feel superior. that's why i know you clicked the link. your personality wouldn't let you ignore it.
#16 - tbombrtwo (01/13/2013) [-]
as i said before. i am bored. I have nothing else to do tonight. so this is my entertainment for the time being
User avatar #17 - Unimaksu (01/13/2013) [-]
really? you have full internet access which can present you with an endless wealth of information and entertainment, and THIS is how you choose to spend your night? that's actually pretty pitiful.
#18 - tbombrtwo (01/13/2013) [-]
you're right it is. I fell no shame in my choice
#9 - there is no specific number 01/13/2013 on So I was playing Sonic Heroes. 0
#8 - Picture  [+] (9 new replies) 01/13/2013 on So I was playing Sonic Heroes. 0
#10 - tbombrtwo (01/13/2013) [-]
haha i really don't care. I was bored so i was messing with you. I heard 5 or more from somewhere awhile ago so thats just what i stick to
User avatar #11 - Unimaksu (01/13/2013) [-]
classic response "i was proven wrong so i'll switch to the offensive and say i was just trying to get on your nerves so other people don't think i'm an idiot"
#12 - tbombrtwo (01/13/2013) [-]
na i still think im right. i didn't click on the link.
User avatar #13 - Unimaksu (01/13/2013) [-]
yes you did, you know you did any so does everyone else.
#14 - tbombrtwo (01/13/2013) [-]
Nope
User avatar #15 - Unimaksu (01/13/2013) [-]
the fact that you're still responding means you have an emotional investment in trying to make yourself feel like you have control over the situation. you feel the need to be right even after you've been proven wrong, and to feel superior. that's why i know you clicked the link. your personality wouldn't let you ignore it.
#16 - tbombrtwo (01/13/2013) [-]
as i said before. i am bored. I have nothing else to do tonight. so this is my entertainment for the time being
User avatar #17 - Unimaksu (01/13/2013) [-]
really? you have full internet access which can present you with an endless wealth of information and entertainment, and THIS is how you choose to spend your night? that's actually pretty pitiful.
#18 - tbombrtwo (01/13/2013) [-]
you're right it is. I fell no shame in my choice
#7 - Picture 01/13/2013 on So I was playing Sonic Heroes. 0
#5 - na, it's literally a wild party with excessive drinking and un…  [+] (12 new replies) 01/13/2013 on So I was playing Sonic Heroes. 0
#6 - tbombrtwo (01/13/2013) [-]
with 5 or more people
User avatar #9 - Unimaksu (01/13/2013) [-]
there is no specific number
#10 - tbombrtwo (01/13/2013) [-]
haha i really don't care. I was bored so i was messing with you. I heard 5 or more from somewhere awhile ago so thats just what i stick to
User avatar #11 - Unimaksu (01/13/2013) [-]
classic response "i was proven wrong so i'll switch to the offensive and say i was just trying to get on your nerves so other people don't think i'm an idiot"
#12 - tbombrtwo (01/13/2013) [-]
na i still think im right. i didn't click on the link.
User avatar #13 - Unimaksu (01/13/2013) [-]
yes you did, you know you did any so does everyone else.
#14 - tbombrtwo (01/13/2013) [-]
Nope
User avatar #15 - Unimaksu (01/13/2013) [-]
the fact that you're still responding means you have an emotional investment in trying to make yourself feel like you have control over the situation. you feel the need to be right even after you've been proven wrong, and to feel superior. that's why i know you clicked the link. your personality wouldn't let you ignore it.
#16 - tbombrtwo (01/13/2013) [-]
as i said before. i am bored. I have nothing else to do tonight. so this is my entertainment for the time being
User avatar #17 - Unimaksu (01/13/2013) [-]
really? you have full internet access which can present you with an endless wealth of information and entertainment, and THIS is how you choose to spend your night? that's actually pretty pitiful.
#18 - tbombrtwo (01/13/2013) [-]
you're right it is. I fell no shame in my choice
#3 - mine whistles the theme song from fraggle rock... constantly..… 01/12/2013 on It depends +1
#2 - i don't think there's any specific number for an orgy. it just…  [+] (16 new replies) 01/12/2013 on So I was playing Sonic Heroes. 0
#4 - tbombrtwo (01/13/2013) [-]
look it up
#3 - tbombrtwo (01/13/2013) [-]
na its literally 5 or more
#7 - Unimaksu has deleted their comment.
User avatar #5 - Unimaksu (01/13/2013) [-]
na, it's literally a wild party with excessive drinking and unrestrained sex. that's verbatim from the dictionary.
#6 - tbombrtwo (01/13/2013) [-]
with 5 or more people
User avatar #9 - Unimaksu (01/13/2013) [-]
there is no specific number
#10 - tbombrtwo (01/13/2013) [-]
haha i really don't care. I was bored so i was messing with you. I heard 5 or more from somewhere awhile ago so thats just what i stick to
User avatar #11 - Unimaksu (01/13/2013) [-]
classic response "i was proven wrong so i'll switch to the offensive and say i was just trying to get on your nerves so other people don't think i'm an idiot"
#12 - tbombrtwo (01/13/2013) [-]
na i still think im right. i didn't click on the link.
User avatar #13 - Unimaksu (01/13/2013) [-]
yes you did, you know you did any so does everyone else.
#14 - tbombrtwo (01/13/2013) [-]
Nope
User avatar #15 - Unimaksu (01/13/2013) [-]
the fact that you're still responding means you have an emotional investment in trying to make yourself feel like you have control over the situation. you feel the need to be right even after you've been proven wrong, and to feel superior. that's why i know you clicked the link. your personality wouldn't let you ignore it.
#16 - tbombrtwo (01/13/2013) [-]
as i said before. i am bored. I have nothing else to do tonight. so this is my entertainment for the time being
User avatar #17 - Unimaksu (01/13/2013) [-]
really? you have full internet access which can present you with an endless wealth of information and entertainment, and THIS is how you choose to spend your night? that's actually pretty pitiful.
#18 - tbombrtwo (01/13/2013) [-]
you're right it is. I fell no shame in my choice
#1 - i'd... bone her. YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!  [+] (2 new replies) 01/12/2013 on Sexy X-Ray +13
User avatar #3 - Icedangel (01/12/2013) [-]
instantyeah.org/ Here ya go.
#2 - niconicodouga (01/12/2013) [-]
Nice.
#16 - again with the sexy metaphors  [+] (1 new reply) 01/12/2013 on How to get a new Monitor 0
User avatar #17 - roguevocoderblitz (01/12/2013) [-]
Well get fuckin RIGHT quick
#1 - MFW one of my friend's is named Alan Carr... i'll have to call… 01/11/2013 on Congratulations Alan Carr.. 0
#7 - these are my dogs; Jack (on the chair) and Willow (under the chair) 01/10/2013 on Dogs? +1
#1 - so what i gather from your post and description is that interr… 01/10/2013 on 4MEN 0
#14 - i know you're just trying to threaten me, but it all sounds so sexy  [+] (3 new replies) 01/09/2013 on How to get a new Monitor 0
User avatar #15 - roguevocoderblitz (01/12/2013) [-]
I'll still swoop yuhhhh
User avatar #16 - Unimaksu (01/12/2013) [-]
again with the sexy metaphors
User avatar #17 - roguevocoderblitz (01/12/2013) [-]
Well get fuckin RIGHT quick
#1 - what game is this  [+] (2 new replies) 01/08/2013 on no russian +1
User avatar #6 - colintiernan (01/08/2013) [-]
Call of Redemption Bad Company
#2 - mogierk (01/08/2013) [-]
call of duty modern warfare 2

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#15 - anonymous (09/02/2012) [-]
Hey i saw you commented on the one picture of the small world accident at disneyland. and i was just wondering if you ever uploaded that photo of that uniform you were talking about
#13 - willidie (05/31/2012) [-]
You have a tiny penis, bitch.
I wish your mother was dead.
User avatar #14 to #13 - Unimaksu (05/31/2012) [-]
thanks, i love you too
User avatar #11 - jimthehellhog (05/12/2012) [-]
i must have pissed you off and that makes me happy beyond belief
User avatar #12 to #11 - Unimaksu (05/13/2012) [-]
nope, i was just really bored
#9 - bagone (05/11/2012) [-]
**** You Mother ****** !!
User avatar #10 to #9 - Unimaksu (05/11/2012) [-]
thanks, that's very flattering, but i'm married. i'm sure you'll find a man someday
User avatar #2 - whomadewho (03/28/2012) [-]
hello
User avatar #3 to #2 - Unimaksu (03/28/2012) [-]
hi there
User avatar #4 to #3 - whomadewho (03/28/2012) [-]
how are you?
User avatar #5 to #4 - Unimaksu (03/28/2012) [-]
i'm good. just working late. you?
User avatar #6 to #5 - whomadewho (03/28/2012) [-]
saying hi to everyone
User avatar #7 to #6 - Unimaksu (03/28/2012) [-]
very friendly of you. i'm glad there's people like you on the internet
User avatar #8 to #7 - whomadewho (03/28/2012) [-]
thank you
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