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Date Signed Up:11/05/2009
Last Login:12/21/2014
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#13 - yes you did, you know you did any so does everyone else.  [+] (5 new replies) 01/13/2013 on So I was playing Sonic Heroes. 0
#14 - tbombrtwo (01/13/2013) [-]
Nope
User avatar #15 - Unimaksu (01/13/2013) [-]
the fact that you're still responding means you have an emotional investment in trying to make yourself feel like you have control over the situation. you feel the need to be right even after you've been proven wrong, and to feel superior. that's why i know you clicked the link. your personality wouldn't let you ignore it.
#16 - tbombrtwo (01/13/2013) [-]
as i said before. i am bored. I have nothing else to do tonight. so this is my entertainment for the time being
User avatar #17 - Unimaksu (01/13/2013) [-]
really? you have full internet access which can present you with an endless wealth of information and entertainment, and THIS is how you choose to spend your night? that's actually pretty pitiful.
#18 - tbombrtwo (01/13/2013) [-]
you're right it is. I fell no shame in my choice
#11 - classic response "i was proven wrong so i'll switch to th…  [+] (7 new replies) 01/13/2013 on So I was playing Sonic Heroes. 0
#12 - tbombrtwo (01/13/2013) [-]
na i still think im right. i didn't click on the link.
User avatar #13 - Unimaksu (01/13/2013) [-]
yes you did, you know you did any so does everyone else.
#14 - tbombrtwo (01/13/2013) [-]
Nope
User avatar #15 - Unimaksu (01/13/2013) [-]
the fact that you're still responding means you have an emotional investment in trying to make yourself feel like you have control over the situation. you feel the need to be right even after you've been proven wrong, and to feel superior. that's why i know you clicked the link. your personality wouldn't let you ignore it.
#16 - tbombrtwo (01/13/2013) [-]
as i said before. i am bored. I have nothing else to do tonight. so this is my entertainment for the time being
User avatar #17 - Unimaksu (01/13/2013) [-]
really? you have full internet access which can present you with an endless wealth of information and entertainment, and THIS is how you choose to spend your night? that's actually pretty pitiful.
#18 - tbombrtwo (01/13/2013) [-]
you're right it is. I fell no shame in my choice
#9 - there is no specific number 01/13/2013 on So I was playing Sonic Heroes. 0
#8 - Picture  [+] (9 new replies) 01/13/2013 on So I was playing Sonic Heroes. 0
#10 - tbombrtwo (01/13/2013) [-]
haha i really don't care. I was bored so i was messing with you. I heard 5 or more from somewhere awhile ago so thats just what i stick to
User avatar #11 - Unimaksu (01/13/2013) [-]
classic response "i was proven wrong so i'll switch to the offensive and say i was just trying to get on your nerves so other people don't think i'm an idiot"
#12 - tbombrtwo (01/13/2013) [-]
na i still think im right. i didn't click on the link.
User avatar #13 - Unimaksu (01/13/2013) [-]
yes you did, you know you did any so does everyone else.
#14 - tbombrtwo (01/13/2013) [-]
Nope
User avatar #15 - Unimaksu (01/13/2013) [-]
the fact that you're still responding means you have an emotional investment in trying to make yourself feel like you have control over the situation. you feel the need to be right even after you've been proven wrong, and to feel superior. that's why i know you clicked the link. your personality wouldn't let you ignore it.
#16 - tbombrtwo (01/13/2013) [-]
as i said before. i am bored. I have nothing else to do tonight. so this is my entertainment for the time being
User avatar #17 - Unimaksu (01/13/2013) [-]
really? you have full internet access which can present you with an endless wealth of information and entertainment, and THIS is how you choose to spend your night? that's actually pretty pitiful.
#18 - tbombrtwo (01/13/2013) [-]
you're right it is. I fell no shame in my choice
#7 - Picture 01/13/2013 on So I was playing Sonic Heroes. 0
#5 - na, it's literally a wild party with excessive drinking and un…  [+] (12 new replies) 01/13/2013 on So I was playing Sonic Heroes. 0
#6 - tbombrtwo (01/13/2013) [-]
with 5 or more people
User avatar #9 - Unimaksu (01/13/2013) [-]
there is no specific number
#10 - tbombrtwo (01/13/2013) [-]
haha i really don't care. I was bored so i was messing with you. I heard 5 or more from somewhere awhile ago so thats just what i stick to
User avatar #11 - Unimaksu (01/13/2013) [-]
classic response "i was proven wrong so i'll switch to the offensive and say i was just trying to get on your nerves so other people don't think i'm an idiot"
#12 - tbombrtwo (01/13/2013) [-]
na i still think im right. i didn't click on the link.
User avatar #13 - Unimaksu (01/13/2013) [-]
yes you did, you know you did any so does everyone else.
#14 - tbombrtwo (01/13/2013) [-]
Nope
User avatar #15 - Unimaksu (01/13/2013) [-]
the fact that you're still responding means you have an emotional investment in trying to make yourself feel like you have control over the situation. you feel the need to be right even after you've been proven wrong, and to feel superior. that's why i know you clicked the link. your personality wouldn't let you ignore it.
#16 - tbombrtwo (01/13/2013) [-]
as i said before. i am bored. I have nothing else to do tonight. so this is my entertainment for the time being
User avatar #17 - Unimaksu (01/13/2013) [-]
really? you have full internet access which can present you with an endless wealth of information and entertainment, and THIS is how you choose to spend your night? that's actually pretty pitiful.
#18 - tbombrtwo (01/13/2013) [-]
you're right it is. I fell no shame in my choice
#3 - mine whistles the theme song from fraggle rock... constantly..… 01/12/2013 on It depends +1
#2 - i don't think there's any specific number for an orgy. it just…  [+] (16 new replies) 01/12/2013 on So I was playing Sonic Heroes. 0
#4 - tbombrtwo (01/13/2013) [-]
look it up
#3 - tbombrtwo (01/13/2013) [-]
na its literally 5 or more
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User avatar #5 - Unimaksu (01/13/2013) [-]
na, it's literally a wild party with excessive drinking and unrestrained sex. that's verbatim from the dictionary.
#6 - tbombrtwo (01/13/2013) [-]
with 5 or more people
User avatar #9 - Unimaksu (01/13/2013) [-]
there is no specific number
#10 - tbombrtwo (01/13/2013) [-]
haha i really don't care. I was bored so i was messing with you. I heard 5 or more from somewhere awhile ago so thats just what i stick to
User avatar #11 - Unimaksu (01/13/2013) [-]
classic response "i was proven wrong so i'll switch to the offensive and say i was just trying to get on your nerves so other people don't think i'm an idiot"
#12 - tbombrtwo (01/13/2013) [-]
na i still think im right. i didn't click on the link.
User avatar #13 - Unimaksu (01/13/2013) [-]
yes you did, you know you did any so does everyone else.
#14 - tbombrtwo (01/13/2013) [-]
Nope
User avatar #15 - Unimaksu (01/13/2013) [-]
the fact that you're still responding means you have an emotional investment in trying to make yourself feel like you have control over the situation. you feel the need to be right even after you've been proven wrong, and to feel superior. that's why i know you clicked the link. your personality wouldn't let you ignore it.
#16 - tbombrtwo (01/13/2013) [-]
as i said before. i am bored. I have nothing else to do tonight. so this is my entertainment for the time being
User avatar #17 - Unimaksu (01/13/2013) [-]
really? you have full internet access which can present you with an endless wealth of information and entertainment, and THIS is how you choose to spend your night? that's actually pretty pitiful.
#18 - tbombrtwo (01/13/2013) [-]
you're right it is. I fell no shame in my choice
#1 - i'd... bone her. YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!  [+] (2 new replies) 01/12/2013 on Sexy X-Ray +13
User avatar #3 - Icedangel (01/12/2013) [-]
instantyeah.org/ Here ya go.
#2 - niconicodouga (01/12/2013) [-]
Nice.
#16 - again with the sexy metaphors  [+] (1 new reply) 01/12/2013 on How to get a new Monitor 0
User avatar #17 - roguevocoderblitz (01/12/2013) [-]
Well get fuckin RIGHT quick
#1 - MFW one of my friend's is named Alan Carr... i'll have to call… 01/11/2013 on Congratulations Alan Carr.. 0
#7 - these are my dogs; Jack (on the chair) and Willow (under the chair) 01/10/2013 on Dogs? +1
#1 - so what i gather from your post and description is that interr… 01/10/2013 on 4MEN 0
#14 - i know you're just trying to threaten me, but it all sounds so sexy  [+] (3 new replies) 01/09/2013 on How to get a new Monitor 0
User avatar #15 - roguevocoderblitz (01/12/2013) [-]
I'll still swoop yuhhhh
User avatar #16 - Unimaksu (01/12/2013) [-]
again with the sexy metaphors
User avatar #17 - roguevocoderblitz (01/12/2013) [-]
Well get fuckin RIGHT quick
#1 - what game is this  [+] (2 new replies) 01/08/2013 on no russian +1
User avatar #6 - colintiernan (01/08/2013) [-]
Call of Redemption Bad Company
#2 - mogierk (01/08/2013) [-]
call of duty modern warfare 2
#7 - jessica biel was a lot funnier in that video 01/08/2013 on Oh Scarlett 0
#11 - that's fine, i hit you, then you hit me, then i hit you back. …  [+] (5 new replies) 01/08/2013 on How to get a new Monitor 0
User avatar #13 - roguevocoderblitz (01/08/2013) [-]
i'll clod ya bud
User avatar #14 - Unimaksu (01/09/2013) [-]
i know you're just trying to threaten me, but it all sounds so sexy
User avatar #15 - roguevocoderblitz (01/12/2013) [-]
I'll still swoop yuhhhh
User avatar #16 - Unimaksu (01/12/2013) [-]
again with the sexy metaphors
User avatar #17 - roguevocoderblitz (01/12/2013) [-]
Well get fuckin RIGHT quick
#3 - michael cera looks like a rapist 01/08/2013 on beard makes a man +3
#1 - that's cool  [+] (1 new reply) 01/08/2013 on awolnation wallpaper 0
User avatar #2 - csonosky (01/08/2013) [-]
thanks dude
#2 - clearly this guy has never been on the internet  [+] (1 new reply) 01/08/2013 on Anonymous these days. +19
User avatar #48 - thatevanguy (01/08/2013) [-]
Let's be totally honest, rape is super common on the internet, being laughed at and referenced every single day. But most of us are decent people, and we all know that rape is wrong.


Don't think so? You've gotta be one sick fuck to tie a girl up (or just tackle her in a dark alley) and start raping her as she screams for mercy.
#11 - just because it rhymes doesn't mean it should be a song, look …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/07/2013 on Donna's song (read desc.!) +2
#12 - howaitonekon (01/07/2013) [-]
Haha, yeah :'D
#9 - no, i mean wrong as in you've got your lore wrong. donna was n…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/07/2013 on Donna's song (read desc.!) +11
#10 - howaitonekon (01/07/2013) [-]
Yeah, that's what I mean, haha.
I know she wasn't in love with him, but she fits to my song idea, I don't know...
Yeah, I'm stupid xD

I wrote "kind of laser pen" 'cause she is sayin' it like she doesn't know what it is.
And cybermen - pen, screwdriver - pen...?
Rhyme? Naaa... :D
User avatar #11 - Unimaksu (01/07/2013) [-]
just because it rhymes doesn't mean it should be a song, look at lil wayne
#12 - howaitonekon (01/07/2013) [-]
Haha, yeah :'D
#7 - so many things wrong with this, i don't know where to start  [+] (5 new replies) 01/07/2013 on Donna's song (read desc.!) +6
#8 - howaitonekon (01/07/2013) [-]
You call it "wrong", I think it's "fantasy" ;)
User avatar #9 - Unimaksu (01/07/2013) [-]
no, i mean wrong as in you've got your lore wrong. donna was never in love with the doctor, and he has a sonic screwdriver, not a laser pen.
#10 - howaitonekon (01/07/2013) [-]
Yeah, that's what I mean, haha.
I know she wasn't in love with him, but she fits to my song idea, I don't know...
Yeah, I'm stupid xD

I wrote "kind of laser pen" 'cause she is sayin' it like she doesn't know what it is.
And cybermen - pen, screwdriver - pen...?
Rhyme? Naaa... :D
User avatar #11 - Unimaksu (01/07/2013) [-]
just because it rhymes doesn't mean it should be a song, look at lil wayne
#12 - howaitonekon (01/07/2013) [-]
Haha, yeah :'D
#9 - only if you promise to help me  [+] (1 new reply) 01/07/2013 on How to get a new Monitor 0
User avatar #12 - vedgetable (01/08/2013) [-]
you should have said, " I would if i could, BITCH
#4 - P.S i'm going to **** you in the ass  [+] (10 new replies) 01/07/2013 on How to get a new Monitor +1
User avatar #10 - roguevocoderblitz (01/08/2013) [-]
i'll hit you...... hard
User avatar #11 - Unimaksu (01/08/2013) [-]
that's fine, i hit you, then you hit me, then i hit you back. it'll be a fun night of ass fucking
User avatar #13 - roguevocoderblitz (01/08/2013) [-]
i'll clod ya bud
User avatar #14 - Unimaksu (01/09/2013) [-]
i know you're just trying to threaten me, but it all sounds so sexy
User avatar #15 - roguevocoderblitz (01/12/2013) [-]
I'll still swoop yuhhhh
User avatar #16 - Unimaksu (01/12/2013) [-]
again with the sexy metaphors
User avatar #17 - roguevocoderblitz (01/12/2013) [-]
Well get fuckin RIGHT quick
User avatar #8 - vedgetable (01/07/2013) [-]
stick it up your own , asshole
User avatar #9 - Unimaksu (01/07/2013) [-]
only if you promise to help me
User avatar #12 - vedgetable (01/08/2013) [-]
you should have said, " I would if i could, BITCH

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#15 - anonymous (09/02/2012) [-]
Hey i saw you commented on the one picture of the small world accident at disneyland. and i was just wondering if you ever uploaded that photo of that uniform you were talking about
#13 - willidie (05/31/2012) [-]
You have a tiny penis, bitch.
I wish your mother was dead.
User avatar #14 to #13 - Unimaksu (05/31/2012) [-]
thanks, i love you too
User avatar #11 - jimthehellhog (05/12/2012) [-]
i must have pissed you off and that makes me happy beyond belief
User avatar #12 to #11 - Unimaksu (05/13/2012) [-]
nope, i was just really bored
#9 - bagone (05/11/2012) [-]
**** You Mother ****** !!
User avatar #10 to #9 - Unimaksu (05/11/2012) [-]
thanks, that's very flattering, but i'm married. i'm sure you'll find a man someday
User avatar #2 - whomadewho (03/28/2012) [-]
hello
User avatar #3 to #2 - Unimaksu (03/28/2012) [-]
hi there
User avatar #4 to #3 - whomadewho (03/28/2012) [-]
how are you?
User avatar #5 to #4 - Unimaksu (03/28/2012) [-]
i'm good. just working late. you?
User avatar #6 to #5 - whomadewho (03/28/2012) [-]
saying hi to everyone
User avatar #7 to #6 - Unimaksu (03/28/2012) [-]
very friendly of you. i'm glad there's people like you on the internet
User avatar #8 to #7 - whomadewho (03/28/2012) [-]
thank you
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