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Gender: male
Age: 27
Date Signed Up:11/05/2009
Last Login:10/19/2014
Location:USA
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Highest Content Rank:#3157
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#5 - speak for yourself 07/21/2013 on Things you will never get... +1
#1 - and she saw the whole thing. i bet a few minutes of fan servic…  [+] (8 new replies) 07/21/2013 on Steve +249
User avatar #20 - pheonixinstinct (07/22/2013) [-]
we all do everthing for the pussy
User avatar #8 - ritzrules (07/22/2013) [-]
They actually went back to his place after a date, and he was allowed to have the Big Red Chair there as a gift from the studio or the producers or something.

She asked if she could give him a lap dance in the chair.

Steve said no.
User avatar #15 - coldcanada (07/22/2013) [-]
No, she gave him the lap dance, he was just super uncomfortable and not into it.

Then she asked him to sing the mail time song. That he said no to because, what the fuck?
User avatar #56 - megusters (07/22/2013) [-]
Because she had lopsided tittes.
#2 - orionthegreat (07/21/2013) [-]
She then turned out to be a slut who was using him to get her own TV show, they didn't have sex.
User avatar #3 - PgFalcon (07/21/2013) [-]
Poor steve.
#43 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/22/2013) [-]
That's what he gets for thinking a whore playboy model would sleep with him for being nice to kids...
User avatar #86 - PgFalcon (07/22/2013) [-]
We were all that innocent once...
#87 - i want to live in number 8 06/30/2013 on left 0
#86 - number 6 is Tesla's lab 06/30/2013 on left 0
#10 - Eastlake is a section of McDonough Georgia, right by my house. 06/29/2013 on hyuk hyuk 0
#27 - correct answer: whenever you ******* want. it's a…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/21/2013 on Nightmare Before Christmas? +5
#34 - stefanovic (06/21/2013) [-]
#29 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/21/2013) [-]
Cool story bro
#241 - you could do it, but i doubt it would move for very long, you'… 06/21/2013 on Possible? 0
#6 - it's true, my first year english professor told me about this …  [+] (1 new reply) 06/17/2013 on Weddings +5
User avatar #52 - darkandbrooding (06/18/2013) [-]
Redtube . com?
#38 - Eccleston said in an interview that he didn't enjoy playing th… 06/17/2013 on Nerdy Facts 5 +1
#6 - i once got into an argument with Marty York (yeah yeah) becaus… 06/14/2013 on Sandlot, then and now. +1
#3 - good aim is a skill 06/11/2013 on bird poop -2
#4 - Picture  [+] (8 new replies) 05/25/2013 on The punchline is in the photo +43
#56 - wholesomeburn (05/30/2013) [-]
User avatar #45 - froggets (05/25/2013) [-]
Now I HAVE seen everything!
#27 - thefasrdog (05/25/2013) [-]
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#14 - alphajunk (05/25/2013) [-]
i dont know how to react to this.....
#7 - darkfiregeneral (05/25/2013) [-]
Gotta love Rule 34
#6 - thefasrdog has deleted their comment.
User avatar #5 - europe (05/25/2013) [-]
By the nine.
#4 - no, but the fact that the power rangers movie came out 18 year… 04/08/2013 on I feel old... +2
#65 - well balls 04/08/2013 on V.A.T.S. +1
#20 - why do they always make pipes look like sex toys? 02/19/2013 on Yeah Right +4
#4 - i keep forgetting to log in, but that was me 02/14/2013 on why obama is awesome +1
#4 - but... he's gay  [+] (2 new replies) 02/02/2013 on Loki Loking at boobs 0
#5 - xxxsonic fanxxx (02/02/2013) [-]
Everybody loves boobs... and Raymond.
#27 - rodagnihc (02/03/2013) [-]
and everybody hates chris
#210 - soccer/football's name will be changed to " *******…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/26/2013 on Horrible Injury +1
#216 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/26/2013) [-]
aye
#209 - they fake the injuries to try and get the refs to call a foul … 01/26/2013 on Horrible Injury 0
#1 - and he lost his beard... this is a sad day 01/20/2013 on Santa Destroys ACL/MCL 0
#5 - underbite 01/20/2013 on Orcs have bad overbite +9
#3 - no, he's jumping half the distance from himself to the wall ea…  [+] (8 new replies) 01/15/2013 on Science Shark! +41
#20 - fluffstr (01/16/2013) [-]
actually, we did a problem like this in calculus, eventually the frog would reach the end it would just take fucking forever
User avatar #12 - jarelk (01/16/2013) [-]
I think what Stargate is trying to say is that because asymptotes really only work if the point is infinitely small like in a graph. A frog has a length of like, a couple of inches so if it reaches around 2 inches of distance from the wall it touches it!

But that's completely ruining the joke.
User avatar #6 - ihazaccount (01/15/2013) [-]
Except I'd be willing to bet that there is a minimum distance for the movement to be called a "jump" not to mention the frog actually has to be able to jump such a small distance..so in reality the frog would eventually reach the wall. Mathematically he's fucked, but in reality he'll get there eventually.
#4 - turdofdoom (01/15/2013) [-]
actually...
he will kind of touch the wall because of the way we define it.
right now if you are sitting in a chair you are really not in direct contact with it you are actually hovering over it because of that the atoms do this kind of wibly wobly magnet shit and they wont fucking touch eachother. so yeah eventually the frog will feel his nose against the wall.
User avatar #40 - JoshBauer (01/16/2013) [-]
I suddenly feel horribly unsteady sitting on this chair now..
#7 - teranin (01/16/2013) [-]
no fair using quantum physics to ruin the joke man. You can ruin almost any joke with quantum physics.
#14 - aarx (01/16/2013) [-]
why are quantum physicists so bad at sex?
because when they find the right position, they can't find the right momentum and vice versa...
#5 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/15/2013) [-]
technically due to quantum physics he he also inside the wall
#6 - the conversation in the back: "to answer your question, s… 01/13/2013 on no that is c0rn 0
#17 - really? you have full internet access which can present you wi…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/13/2013 on So I was playing Sonic Heroes. 0
#18 - tbombrtwo (01/13/2013) [-]
you're right it is. I fell no shame in my choice
#15 - the fact that you're still responding means you have an emotio…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/13/2013 on So I was playing Sonic Heroes. 0
#16 - tbombrtwo (01/13/2013) [-]
as i said before. i am bored. I have nothing else to do tonight. so this is my entertainment for the time being
User avatar #17 - Unimaksu (01/13/2013) [-]
really? you have full internet access which can present you with an endless wealth of information and entertainment, and THIS is how you choose to spend your night? that's actually pretty pitiful.
#18 - tbombrtwo (01/13/2013) [-]
you're right it is. I fell no shame in my choice

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#15 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/02/2012) [-]
Hey i saw you commented on the one picture of the small world accident at disneyland. and i was just wondering if you ever uploaded that photo of that uniform you were talking about
#13 - willidie (05/31/2012) [-]
You have a tiny penis, bitch.
I wish your mother was dead.
User avatar #14 to #13 - Unimaksu (05/31/2012) [-]
thanks, i love you too
User avatar #11 - jimthehellhog (05/12/2012) [-]
i must have pissed you off and that makes me happy beyond belief
User avatar #12 to #11 - Unimaksu (05/13/2012) [-]
nope, i was just really bored
#9 - bagone (05/11/2012) [-]
**** You Mother ****** !!
User avatar #10 to #9 - Unimaksu (05/11/2012) [-]
thanks, that's very flattering, but i'm married. i'm sure you'll find a man someday
User avatar #2 - whomadewho (03/28/2012) [-]
hello
User avatar #3 to #2 - Unimaksu (03/28/2012) [-]
hi there
User avatar #4 to #3 - whomadewho (03/28/2012) [-]
how are you?
User avatar #5 to #4 - Unimaksu (03/28/2012) [-]
i'm good. just working late. you?
User avatar #6 to #5 - whomadewho (03/28/2012) [-]
saying hi to everyone
User avatar #7 to #6 - Unimaksu (03/28/2012) [-]
very friendly of you. i'm glad there's people like you on the internet
User avatar #8 to #7 - whomadewho (03/28/2012) [-]
thank you
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