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Unimaksu

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Gender: male
Age: 28
Date Signed Up:11/05/2009
Last Login:4/27/2015
Location:USA
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#7 - did... did it work?  [+] (9 new replies) 02/28/2014 on suicide method 0
User avatar #8 - metalmind (02/28/2014) [-]
Well, I'm guessing that's his intestins lying there cut open, so I think yes.
User avatar #9 - Unimaksu (02/28/2014) [-]
you can survive having your intestines cut open. they might have gotten him to the hospital in time
User avatar #10 - metalmind (02/28/2014) [-]
I know. But they are lying on the table, cut in half.
You usually don't survive that.
User avatar #11 - Unimaksu (02/28/2014) [-]
well i'm guessing his torso didn't explode immediately after eating these. so if he wasn't found dead he was taken to the hospital. it would have been possible to save him
User avatar #12 - metalmind (02/28/2014) [-]
First of all it wouldn't explode, but it could cause severe internal bleeding.
And since it says that he chose to comit suicide, i guess he didn't call 911.
User avatar #13 - Unimaksu (02/28/2014) [-]
i don't think you're understanding what i'm saying. he could have survived this. it's more than possible if he received medical treatment soon enough. that's what i want to know. did he die or not. you're automatic assumption that he had to die from this is idiotic. this is survivable.
User avatar #14 - metalmind (02/28/2014) [-]
No, he didn't have to die.
But since, what I persume is that persons INTESTINES are LYING ON A TABLE in the bottom photo, I'd say he died.
User avatar #15 - Unimaksu (02/28/2014) [-]
what don't you understand about the phrase "you can survive that"? i've said it several times. you can not only survive having your intestines completely removed from your body and put back in, but you can survive having portions of your intestines removed permanently. in fact it's a common treatment from Crohn's disease.
User avatar #16 - metalmind (02/28/2014) [-]
Yes, but even if you can reconstruct the stomach after removing it, I doubt the would remove the stomach of a living person just because of some foreign objects in it.
To resolve it: vitunhipit , did he die?
#10 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 02/28/2014 on paper beretta model +1
#11 - fefe (02/28/2014) [-]
IES AI FAP
User avatar #13 - Unimaksu (02/28/2014) [-]
huh?
#279 - i'm american. i love my country and i'm proud to be american. … 02/28/2014 on Let's have a talk +1
#27 - we weren't arguing, and i didn't get raped. i was just saying … 02/23/2014 on When I See Fake Morbid 0
#10 - just like everybody else on the internet. i'm an astrophysicis…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/23/2014 on When I See Fake Morbid -2
User avatar #16 - basilbrush (02/23/2014) [-]
Wow, you got raped hard in an argument and resorted to telling him he doesn't want to study medicine because he's on the internet. That's just bitter, man.
User avatar #27 - Unimaksu (02/23/2014) [-]
we weren't arguing, and i didn't get raped. i was just saying that everybody claims to be something their not on the internet because there's no way to prove it
#7 - well at least you've heard of wikipedia  [+] (5 new replies) 02/23/2014 on When I See Fake Morbid -3
#8 - wiredguy (02/23/2014) [-]
or perhaps it could be possible that I want to study medicine, and am already studying biology and have taken a good personal interest into the subject.

gosh
User avatar #21 - soule (02/23/2014) [-]
gosh
User avatar #10 - Unimaksu (02/23/2014) [-]
just like everybody else on the internet. i'm an astrophysicist, a neurosurgeon, a geologist, and i'm currently working on PhDs in four other subjects.
User avatar #16 - basilbrush (02/23/2014) [-]
Wow, you got raped hard in an argument and resorted to telling him he doesn't want to study medicine because he's on the internet. That's just bitter, man.
User avatar #27 - Unimaksu (02/23/2014) [-]
we weren't arguing, and i didn't get raped. i was just saying that everybody claims to be something their not on the internet because there's no way to prove it
#5 - do you even know what a diaphragm is?  [+] (10 new replies) 02/23/2014 on When I See Fake Morbid 0
User avatar #6 - wiredguy (02/23/2014) [-]
yeah, it's a thin sheet of material which forms a dichotomy between two sections, in anatomy, those would be of the body.

You must be referring to the thoracic diaphragm, which during inhalation pulls down and out during contraction to increase the volume of the lungs, lowering the pressure and causing fluid to be pushed in from outside.

In the gif, the lungs are expanding outwards towards the ribs, this motion could not be performed by the diaphragm alone.
User avatar #12 - donkysmel (02/23/2014) [-]
Damn son taking them to school eh??
#13 - wiredguy (02/23/2014) [-]
the internet is serious business, dude
#15 - donkysmel (02/23/2014) [-]
yes "serious"
User avatar #7 - Unimaksu (02/23/2014) [-]
well at least you've heard of wikipedia
#8 - wiredguy (02/23/2014) [-]
or perhaps it could be possible that I want to study medicine, and am already studying biology and have taken a good personal interest into the subject.

gosh
User avatar #21 - soule (02/23/2014) [-]
gosh
User avatar #10 - Unimaksu (02/23/2014) [-]
just like everybody else on the internet. i'm an astrophysicist, a neurosurgeon, a geologist, and i'm currently working on PhDs in four other subjects.
User avatar #16 - basilbrush (02/23/2014) [-]
Wow, you got raped hard in an argument and resorted to telling him he doesn't want to study medicine because he's on the internet. That's just bitter, man.
User avatar #27 - Unimaksu (02/23/2014) [-]
we weren't arguing, and i didn't get raped. i was just saying that everybody claims to be something their not on the internet because there's no way to prove it
#313 - put all of the wallpapers you want in a folder then when you s… 02/23/2014 on Post your background guys +1
#12 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 02/21/2014 on Blood +1
#13 - gustavodourado Comment deleted by Unimaksu
#97 - Picture 02/21/2014 on Post your background guys +1
#96 - Picture 02/21/2014 on Post your background guys +1
#95 - i have a few other deadpool wallpapers 02/21/2014 on Post your background guys +1
#93 - there ya go iliekchocolatmilke  [+] (4 new replies) 02/21/2014 on Post your background guys +1
#94 - iliekchocolatmilke (02/21/2014) [-]
Oooh, thanks. It can replace my old Deadpool wallpaper.

It was starting to get a little boring, seeing it every day.
#97 - Unimaksu (02/21/2014) [-]
#96 - Unimaksu (02/21/2014) [-]
User avatar #95 - Unimaksu (02/21/2014) [-]
i have a few other deadpool wallpapers
#64 - it changes every ten minutes, but this is what's on it have right now  [+] (8 new replies) 02/21/2014 on Post your background guys +2
User avatar #292 - dvdstvns (02/21/2014) [-]
How can you set up your wallpaper to change?
User avatar #313 - Unimaksu (02/23/2014) [-]
put all of the wallpapers you want in a folder then when you select a wallpaper check "shuffle"
#93 - Unimaksu (02/21/2014) [-]
there ya go iliekchocolatmilke
#94 - iliekchocolatmilke (02/21/2014) [-]
Oooh, thanks. It can replace my old Deadpool wallpaper.

It was starting to get a little boring, seeing it every day.
#97 - Unimaksu (02/21/2014) [-]
#96 - Unimaksu (02/21/2014) [-]
User avatar #95 - Unimaksu (02/21/2014) [-]
i have a few other deadpool wallpapers
#78 - iliekchocolatmilke has deleted their comment.
#6 - his mother married billy ray cyrus. billy adopted him. billy h…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/20/2014 on Tryce cyrus +2
User avatar #7 - crowd (02/20/2014) [-]
Ahaaaaa.
I still don't understand shit.
except half brother
#4 - not adopted, half brother. same mom different dad  [+] (3 new replies) 02/20/2014 on Tryce cyrus 0
User avatar #5 - crowd (02/20/2014) [-]
either i read wrong.
Or wikipedia lied
Assuming the first one.
Thanks for correcting me though
User avatar #6 - Unimaksu (02/20/2014) [-]
his mother married billy ray cyrus. billy adopted him. billy had kids with his wife. so he is genetically linked to miley cyrus. they're half siblings.
User avatar #7 - crowd (02/20/2014) [-]
Ahaaaaa.
I still don't understand shit.
except half brother
#2 - that scene in episode 3 with Duck made me weep like a baby. ve… 02/18/2014 on The Walking Dead +1
#36 - With something like that I would have white wine, I think. 02/04/2014 on Pet me +2
#2 - Great movie 02/02/2014 on Do as I say +2
#3 - I demand a source... please  [+] (8 new replies) 01/29/2014 on Just leaving this here.. 0
User avatar #7 - iliekchocolatmilke (01/29/2014) [-]
Seriously, this .gif wont seem as sexy after watching the source but if you REALLY have to watch it

Aerial Emery - a crazy hula hoop film
User avatar #9 - akikislam (01/29/2014) [-]
Those are some pretty high standards, I think she's very attractive, and probably out of most of our leagues.
User avatar #10 - iliekchocolatmilke (01/29/2014) [-]
I'm not saying she's ugly or anything. It's just for some reason I'm not alone on this the .gif just doesnt seem as sexy after watching the full video.

No idea what does it
#11 - akikislam (01/29/2014) [-]
idk maybe I'm just easily aroused
User avatar #12 - aroused (01/29/2014) [-]
Nothing wrong with that, really.
#13 - akikislam (01/29/2014) [-]
all right good talk
#6 - iscrewbabies (01/29/2014) [-]
She isn't really hot. Trust me. Don't want the source.
I fail to get any sexual arousal out of this GIF after seeing the damn video.
User avatar #5 - dariusnigrophallus (01/29/2014) [-]
its just her hula hooping but there is only two parts where she does it with her butt
#9 - but black guys don't eat pussy  [+] (2 new replies) 01/26/2014 on Praise Jesus 0
User avatar #45 - fukkentyranitar (01/27/2014) [-]
Except there are entire rap songs, vines and infinite pictures of black guys eating the box.
User avatar #18 - jiboia (01/27/2014) [-]
One of the few people on the planet that has never watched porn.
#140 - lol, he has a wedgie 01/24/2014 on Nerds gonna get swole 0
#56 - for reasons 01/17/2014 on Just Some Scrubs 0
#55 - the show's writers stopped writing lines for the janitor after… 01/17/2014 on Just Some Scrubs 0
#7 - I bet it was anal  [+] (2 new replies) 01/15/2014 on And I thought Pepper was a... 0
User avatar #24 - mcstorms (01/15/2014) [-]
I was going to say that
User avatar #16 - epitomeofawesome (01/15/2014) [-]
it was probably anal
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
#15 - fefe (09/02/2012) [-]
Hey i saw you commented on the one picture of the small world accident at disneyland. and i was just wondering if you ever uploaded that photo of that uniform you were talking about
#13 - willidie (05/31/2012) [-]
You have a tiny penis, bitch.
I wish your mother was dead.
User avatar #14 to #13 - Unimaksu (05/31/2012) [-]
thanks, i love you too
User avatar #11 - jimthehellhog (05/12/2012) [-]
i must have pissed you off and that makes me happy beyond belief
User avatar #12 to #11 - Unimaksu (05/13/2012) [-]
nope, i was just really bored
#9 - bagone (05/11/2012) [-]
**** You Mother ****** !!
User avatar #10 to #9 - Unimaksu (05/11/2012) [-]
thanks, that's very flattering, but i'm married. i'm sure you'll find a man someday
User avatar #2 - whomadewho (03/28/2012) [-]
hello
User avatar #3 to #2 - Unimaksu (03/28/2012) [-]
hi there
User avatar #4 to #3 - whomadewho (03/28/2012) [-]
how are you?
User avatar #5 to #4 - Unimaksu (03/28/2012) [-]
i'm good. just working late. you?
User avatar #6 to #5 - whomadewho (03/28/2012) [-]
saying hi to everyone
User avatar #7 to #6 - Unimaksu (03/28/2012) [-]
very friendly of you. i'm glad there's people like you on the internet
User avatar #8 to #7 - whomadewho (03/28/2012) [-]
thank you
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