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Gender: male
Age: 27
Date Signed Up:11/05/2009
Last Login:10/29/2014
Location:USA
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Content Ranking:#3248
Comment Ranking:#34422
Highest Content Rank:#3157
Highest Comment Rank:#3127
Content Thumbs: 1038 total,  1514 ,  476
Comment Thumbs: 2857 total,  3748 ,  891
Content Level Progress: 90% (9/10)
Level 86 Content: Srs Business → Level 87 Content: Srs Business
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Level 228 Comments: Mind Blower → Level 229 Comments: Mind Blower
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Content Views:95549
Times Content Favorited:115 times
Total Comments Made:1179
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#432 - Picture 01/04/2014 on Tumblr (1) 0
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#430 - Picture 01/04/2014 on Tumblr (1) 0
#429 - hate to ruin your fun buddy, but i just believe that people s… 01/04/2014 on Tumblr (1) 0
#51 - nope. just a mother-in-law who doesn't know me very well, … 12/27/2013 on yearly shower supplies 0
#4 - I'm 27 and this **** still happens to me  [+] (3 new replies) 12/26/2013 on yearly shower supplies +6
User avatar #16 - turian (12/26/2013) [-]
so you stink?
User avatar #51 - Unimaksu (12/27/2013) [-]
nope. just a mother-in-law who doesn't know me very well, and is very insincere about liking me
User avatar #40 - arandomanon (12/26/2013) [-]
No, he doesn't. Didn't you read all he gets are shower supplies?
#42 - huh 12/26/2013 on admin's reward for OC 0
#2 - i love your user name  [+] (1 new reply) 11/11/2013 on The Walking Jetsons +3
User avatar #3 - volcanicdiarrhea (11/11/2013) [-]
And I love taco night.
#6 - they needed his birth certificate AND social security card 10/13/2013 on What has the legal system... +1
#108 - no they can't 08/31/2013 on Winner 0
#17 - is that Peter Jackson  [+] (1 new reply) 08/31/2013 on One Man Two Spoons +1
#37 - twomainstream (08/31/2013) [-]
No, it's Chuck.
#6 - . 08/25/2013 on JT is Black 0
#2 - is the one on the left in the black top a guy? 08/25/2013 on Just..Too deep +1
#11 - dildo onna counter 08/25/2013 on When you see it 0
#4 - .  [+] (2 new replies) 08/25/2013 on JT is Black +1
#5 - transgendered (08/25/2013) [-]
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User avatar #6 - Unimaksu (08/25/2013) [-]
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#103 - i was drinking soda and i spit it all over my keyboard when i …  [+] (4 new replies) 08/24/2013 on Wonder why she stopped... +7
#115 - whenindoubtsplooge (08/24/2013) [-]
Like this?
User avatar #153 - whitcher (08/24/2013) [-]
Is she drinking diet kekeke? Can't get more Asian than that.
User avatar #377 - legomanjaimy (08/24/2013) [-]
Kekekele*
User avatar #405 - haitianfighter (08/24/2013) [-]
oh god all my sides
#50 - not always, if they're done right it's hard to tell the difference  [+] (1 new reply) 08/12/2013 on Bore 0
#126 - anon (08/12/2013) [-]
'Nigga, you kidding me? It's 100% obvious all the time. Implants hold the breasts differently and feel different than the natural gland that's in them. They are harder and far less able to fit the shape of your hand. I'd never date another girl who had a boob job. No offence to her, but I find the feeling repulsive. Plus, it denotes her sensitivity.
#269 - i totally didn't even look, lol 08/12/2013 on Comment. 0
#264 - i don't get it  [+] (3 new replies) 08/12/2013 on Comment. 0
#267 - theoriginalcupcake (08/12/2013) [-]
it's the dude's username
User avatar #269 - Unimaksu (08/12/2013) [-]
i totally didn't even look, lol
#266 - defenestration (08/12/2013) [-]
This image has expired
#261 - defenestration  [+] (5 new replies) 08/12/2013 on Comment. +1
#262 - defenestration (08/12/2013) [-]
Yes?
User avatar #264 - Unimaksu (08/12/2013) [-]
i don't get it
#267 - theoriginalcupcake (08/12/2013) [-]
it's the dude's username
User avatar #269 - Unimaksu (08/12/2013) [-]
i totally didn't even look, lol
#266 - defenestration (08/12/2013) [-]
This image has expired
#8 - who is she?  [+] (4 new replies) 08/12/2013 on Bore +1
User avatar #37 - xXMAQXx (08/12/2013) [-]
tits mcgee
User avatar #31 - platypusemperor (08/12/2013) [-]
She is tits of course
User avatar #10 - marinald (08/12/2013) [-]
nice tits
#9 - anon (08/12/2013) [-]
Jordan Carver
#7 - seriously?! who cares. santa claus isn't real but he still fil…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/12/2013 on Bore +2
#30 - fasthink (08/12/2013) [-]
Maybe because there's more to boobs the looking big. They need to feel soft too, and fake boobs are harder than real ones.
User avatar #50 - Unimaksu (08/12/2013) [-]
not always, if they're done right it's hard to tell the difference
#126 - anon (08/12/2013) [-]
'Nigga, you kidding me? It's 100% obvious all the time. Implants hold the breasts differently and feel different than the natural gland that's in them. They are harder and far less able to fit the shape of your hand. I'd never date another girl who had a boob job. No offence to her, but I find the feeling repulsive. Plus, it denotes her sensitivity.
#2 - the problem with the dinosaur is that they weren't reptiles or…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/10/2013 on 50 Unbelievable Facts About... 0
User avatar #3 - hungwellhamburger (08/10/2013) [-]
Who cares, everybody walk the dinosaur
#5 - everytime i see this scene all i can think is that this NEEDS …  [+] (6 new replies) 08/10/2013 on Instant noodles should be... +8
#71 - anon (08/11/2013) [-]
They don't have these for ramen, but a quick google search turned up self-heating bento lunches and soup cans.
#59 - anon (08/11/2013) [-]
GET OUT.

IM SO DONE WITH THIS SITE.

shit wrong site
User avatar #6 - Lambda (08/10/2013) [-]
Well, it would take longer, but it's possible. Make the base out of metal, and fill it with a mixture of chemicals that produces an exothermic reaction. Care would need to be taken to avoid harmful fumes. Just have some sort of catalyst in a breakaway tube like in a glowstick, when you break that, it sets the reaction going and the water could be boiled in a minute or two.
User avatar #8 - thatguyontheright (08/11/2013) [-]
Would a small electric shock of about 3v do the trick?
User avatar #7 - Lambda (08/10/2013) [-]
On second thought, it would also need to have a base of insulating ceramic to prevent it from burning through the surface it's placed on.
User avatar #10 - sanguinesolitude (08/11/2013) [-]
and to heat that much water that quickly would require quite an explosion to be contained and a superconductive bottom of the cup of noodles.

or you could microwave it
#6 - you're = you are. your = possessive. the sentence was right th… 07/24/2013 on It makes sense now... +6

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#15 - anon (09/02/2012) [-]
Hey i saw you commented on the one picture of the small world accident at disneyland. and i was just wondering if you ever uploaded that photo of that uniform you were talking about
#13 - willidie (05/31/2012) [-]
You have a tiny penis, bitch.
I wish your mother was dead.
User avatar #14 to #13 - Unimaksu (05/31/2012) [-]
thanks, i love you too
User avatar #11 - jimthehellhog (05/12/2012) [-]
i must have pissed you off and that makes me happy beyond belief
User avatar #12 to #11 - Unimaksu (05/13/2012) [-]
nope, i was just really bored
#9 - bagone (05/11/2012) [-]
**** You Mother ****** !!
User avatar #10 to #9 - Unimaksu (05/11/2012) [-]
thanks, that's very flattering, but i'm married. i'm sure you'll find a man someday
User avatar #2 - whomadewho (03/28/2012) [-]
hello
User avatar #3 to #2 - Unimaksu (03/28/2012) [-]
hi there
User avatar #4 to #3 - whomadewho (03/28/2012) [-]
how are you?
User avatar #5 to #4 - Unimaksu (03/28/2012) [-]
i'm good. just working late. you?
User avatar #6 to #5 - whomadewho (03/28/2012) [-]
saying hi to everyone
User avatar #7 to #6 - Unimaksu (03/28/2012) [-]
very friendly of you. i'm glad there's people like you on the internet
User avatar #8 to #7 - whomadewho (03/28/2012) [-]
thank you
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