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Unimaksu

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Gender: male
Age: 28
Date Signed Up:11/05/2009
Last Login:3/01/2015
Location:USA
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#165 - i'm 5'5" 03/16/2014 on Males under 6'1 (1.85m) +1
#2 - me too 03/13/2014 on Rainbow Boa 0
#5 - did those snow balls knock her face off?  [+] (1 new reply) 03/13/2014 on snow bukkake +6
#6 - butteryweiner (03/13/2014) [-]
It looks like her face gets pushed to the left a little.. holy fuck
#4 - that's a scene from hellraiser 2 03/11/2014 on hellbound +24
#3 - i had one in a very nice sword collection that was worth a goo… 03/07/2014 on woohoo +1
#13 - huh? 02/28/2014 on paper beretta model 0
#15 - what don't you understand about the phrase "you can survi…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/28/2014 on suicide method 0
User avatar #16 - metalmind (02/28/2014) [-]
Yes, but even if you can reconstruct the stomach after removing it, I doubt the would remove the stomach of a living person just because of some foreign objects in it.
To resolve it: vitunhipit , did he die?
#13 - i don't think you're understanding what i'm saying. he could h…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/28/2014 on suicide method 0
User avatar #14 - metalmind (02/28/2014) [-]
No, he didn't have to die.
But since, what I persume is that persons INTESTINES are LYING ON A TABLE in the bottom photo, I'd say he died.
User avatar #15 - Unimaksu (02/28/2014) [-]
what don't you understand about the phrase "you can survive that"? i've said it several times. you can not only survive having your intestines completely removed from your body and put back in, but you can survive having portions of your intestines removed permanently. in fact it's a common treatment from Crohn's disease.
User avatar #16 - metalmind (02/28/2014) [-]
Yes, but even if you can reconstruct the stomach after removing it, I doubt the would remove the stomach of a living person just because of some foreign objects in it.
To resolve it: vitunhipit , did he die?
#11 - well i'm guessing his torso didn't explode immediately after e…  [+] (5 new replies) 02/28/2014 on suicide method 0
User avatar #12 - metalmind (02/28/2014) [-]
First of all it wouldn't explode, but it could cause severe internal bleeding.
And since it says that he chose to comit suicide, i guess he didn't call 911.
User avatar #13 - Unimaksu (02/28/2014) [-]
i don't think you're understanding what i'm saying. he could have survived this. it's more than possible if he received medical treatment soon enough. that's what i want to know. did he die or not. you're automatic assumption that he had to die from this is idiotic. this is survivable.
User avatar #14 - metalmind (02/28/2014) [-]
No, he didn't have to die.
But since, what I persume is that persons INTESTINES are LYING ON A TABLE in the bottom photo, I'd say he died.
User avatar #15 - Unimaksu (02/28/2014) [-]
what don't you understand about the phrase "you can survive that"? i've said it several times. you can not only survive having your intestines completely removed from your body and put back in, but you can survive having portions of your intestines removed permanently. in fact it's a common treatment from Crohn's disease.
User avatar #16 - metalmind (02/28/2014) [-]
Yes, but even if you can reconstruct the stomach after removing it, I doubt the would remove the stomach of a living person just because of some foreign objects in it.
To resolve it: vitunhipit , did he die?
#9 - you can survive having your intestines cut open. they might ha…  [+] (7 new replies) 02/28/2014 on suicide method 0
User avatar #10 - metalmind (02/28/2014) [-]
I know. But they are lying on the table, cut in half.
You usually don't survive that.
User avatar #11 - Unimaksu (02/28/2014) [-]
well i'm guessing his torso didn't explode immediately after eating these. so if he wasn't found dead he was taken to the hospital. it would have been possible to save him
User avatar #12 - metalmind (02/28/2014) [-]
First of all it wouldn't explode, but it could cause severe internal bleeding.
And since it says that he chose to comit suicide, i guess he didn't call 911.
User avatar #13 - Unimaksu (02/28/2014) [-]
i don't think you're understanding what i'm saying. he could have survived this. it's more than possible if he received medical treatment soon enough. that's what i want to know. did he die or not. you're automatic assumption that he had to die from this is idiotic. this is survivable.
User avatar #14 - metalmind (02/28/2014) [-]
No, he didn't have to die.
But since, what I persume is that persons INTESTINES are LYING ON A TABLE in the bottom photo, I'd say he died.
User avatar #15 - Unimaksu (02/28/2014) [-]
what don't you understand about the phrase "you can survive that"? i've said it several times. you can not only survive having your intestines completely removed from your body and put back in, but you can survive having portions of your intestines removed permanently. in fact it's a common treatment from Crohn's disease.
User avatar #16 - metalmind (02/28/2014) [-]
Yes, but even if you can reconstruct the stomach after removing it, I doubt the would remove the stomach of a living person just because of some foreign objects in it.
To resolve it: vitunhipit , did he die?
#2 - no, it's 14:18 02/28/2014 on say thank you 0
#7 - did... did it work?  [+] (9 new replies) 02/28/2014 on suicide method 0
User avatar #8 - metalmind (02/28/2014) [-]
Well, I'm guessing that's his intestins lying there cut open, so I think yes.
User avatar #9 - Unimaksu (02/28/2014) [-]
you can survive having your intestines cut open. they might have gotten him to the hospital in time
User avatar #10 - metalmind (02/28/2014) [-]
I know. But they are lying on the table, cut in half.
You usually don't survive that.
User avatar #11 - Unimaksu (02/28/2014) [-]
well i'm guessing his torso didn't explode immediately after eating these. so if he wasn't found dead he was taken to the hospital. it would have been possible to save him
User avatar #12 - metalmind (02/28/2014) [-]
First of all it wouldn't explode, but it could cause severe internal bleeding.
And since it says that he chose to comit suicide, i guess he didn't call 911.
User avatar #13 - Unimaksu (02/28/2014) [-]
i don't think you're understanding what i'm saying. he could have survived this. it's more than possible if he received medical treatment soon enough. that's what i want to know. did he die or not. you're automatic assumption that he had to die from this is idiotic. this is survivable.
User avatar #14 - metalmind (02/28/2014) [-]
No, he didn't have to die.
But since, what I persume is that persons INTESTINES are LYING ON A TABLE in the bottom photo, I'd say he died.
User avatar #15 - Unimaksu (02/28/2014) [-]
what don't you understand about the phrase "you can survive that"? i've said it several times. you can not only survive having your intestines completely removed from your body and put back in, but you can survive having portions of your intestines removed permanently. in fact it's a common treatment from Crohn's disease.
User avatar #16 - metalmind (02/28/2014) [-]
Yes, but even if you can reconstruct the stomach after removing it, I doubt the would remove the stomach of a living person just because of some foreign objects in it.
To resolve it: vitunhipit , did he die?
#10 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 02/28/2014 on paper beretta model +1
#11 - anonexplains (02/28/2014) [-]
IES AI FAP
User avatar #13 - Unimaksu (02/28/2014) [-]
huh?
#279 - i'm american. i love my country and i'm proud to be american. … 02/28/2014 on Let's have a talk +1
#27 - we weren't arguing, and i didn't get raped. i was just saying … 02/23/2014 on When I See Fake Morbid 0
#10 - just like everybody else on the internet. i'm an astrophysicis…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/23/2014 on When I See Fake Morbid -2
User avatar #16 - basilbrush (02/23/2014) [-]
Wow, you got raped hard in an argument and resorted to telling him he doesn't want to study medicine because he's on the internet. That's just bitter, man.
User avatar #27 - Unimaksu (02/23/2014) [-]
we weren't arguing, and i didn't get raped. i was just saying that everybody claims to be something their not on the internet because there's no way to prove it
#7 - well at least you've heard of wikipedia  [+] (5 new replies) 02/23/2014 on When I See Fake Morbid -3
#8 - wiredguy (02/23/2014) [-]
or perhaps it could be possible that I want to study medicine, and am already studying biology and have taken a good personal interest into the subject.

gosh
User avatar #21 - soule (02/23/2014) [-]
gosh
User avatar #10 - Unimaksu (02/23/2014) [-]
just like everybody else on the internet. i'm an astrophysicist, a neurosurgeon, a geologist, and i'm currently working on PhDs in four other subjects.
User avatar #16 - basilbrush (02/23/2014) [-]
Wow, you got raped hard in an argument and resorted to telling him he doesn't want to study medicine because he's on the internet. That's just bitter, man.
User avatar #27 - Unimaksu (02/23/2014) [-]
we weren't arguing, and i didn't get raped. i was just saying that everybody claims to be something their not on the internet because there's no way to prove it
#5 - do you even know what a diaphragm is?  [+] (10 new replies) 02/23/2014 on When I See Fake Morbid 0
User avatar #6 - wiredguy (02/23/2014) [-]
yeah, it's a thin sheet of material which forms a dichotomy between two sections, in anatomy, those would be of the body.

You must be referring to the thoracic diaphragm, which during inhalation pulls down and out during contraction to increase the volume of the lungs, lowering the pressure and causing fluid to be pushed in from outside.

In the gif, the lungs are expanding outwards towards the ribs, this motion could not be performed by the diaphragm alone.
User avatar #12 - donkysmel (02/23/2014) [-]
Damn son taking them to school eh??
#13 - wiredguy (02/23/2014) [-]
the internet is serious business, dude
#15 - donkysmel (02/23/2014) [-]
yes "serious"
User avatar #7 - Unimaksu (02/23/2014) [-]
well at least you've heard of wikipedia
#8 - wiredguy (02/23/2014) [-]
or perhaps it could be possible that I want to study medicine, and am already studying biology and have taken a good personal interest into the subject.

gosh
User avatar #21 - soule (02/23/2014) [-]
gosh
User avatar #10 - Unimaksu (02/23/2014) [-]
just like everybody else on the internet. i'm an astrophysicist, a neurosurgeon, a geologist, and i'm currently working on PhDs in four other subjects.
User avatar #16 - basilbrush (02/23/2014) [-]
Wow, you got raped hard in an argument and resorted to telling him he doesn't want to study medicine because he's on the internet. That's just bitter, man.
User avatar #27 - Unimaksu (02/23/2014) [-]
we weren't arguing, and i didn't get raped. i was just saying that everybody claims to be something their not on the internet because there's no way to prove it
#313 - put all of the wallpapers you want in a folder then when you s… 02/23/2014 on Post your background guys +1
#12 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 02/21/2014 on Blood +1
#13 - gustavodourado Comment deleted by Unimaksu
#97 - Picture 02/21/2014 on Post your background guys +1
#96 - Picture 02/21/2014 on Post your background guys +1
#95 - i have a few other deadpool wallpapers 02/21/2014 on Post your background guys +1
#93 - there ya go iliekchocolatmilke  [+] (4 new replies) 02/21/2014 on Post your background guys +1
#94 - iliekchocolatmilke (02/21/2014) [-]
Oooh, thanks. It can replace my old Deadpool wallpaper.

It was starting to get a little boring, seeing it every day.
#97 - Unimaksu (02/21/2014) [-]
#96 - Unimaksu (02/21/2014) [-]
User avatar #95 - Unimaksu (02/21/2014) [-]
i have a few other deadpool wallpapers
#64 - it changes every ten minutes, but this is what's on it have right now  [+] (8 new replies) 02/21/2014 on Post your background guys +2
User avatar #292 - dvdstvns (02/21/2014) [-]
How can you set up your wallpaper to change?
User avatar #313 - Unimaksu (02/23/2014) [-]
put all of the wallpapers you want in a folder then when you select a wallpaper check "shuffle"
#93 - Unimaksu (02/21/2014) [-]
there ya go iliekchocolatmilke
#94 - iliekchocolatmilke (02/21/2014) [-]
Oooh, thanks. It can replace my old Deadpool wallpaper.

It was starting to get a little boring, seeing it every day.
#97 - Unimaksu (02/21/2014) [-]
#96 - Unimaksu (02/21/2014) [-]
User avatar #95 - Unimaksu (02/21/2014) [-]
i have a few other deadpool wallpapers
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#15 - anonexplains (09/02/2012) [-]
Hey i saw you commented on the one picture of the small world accident at disneyland. and i was just wondering if you ever uploaded that photo of that uniform you were talking about
#13 - willidie (05/31/2012) [-]
You have a tiny penis, bitch.
I wish your mother was dead.
User avatar #14 to #13 - Unimaksu (05/31/2012) [-]
thanks, i love you too
User avatar #11 - jimthehellhog (05/12/2012) [-]
i must have pissed you off and that makes me happy beyond belief
User avatar #12 to #11 - Unimaksu (05/13/2012) [-]
nope, i was just really bored
#9 - bagone (05/11/2012) [-]
**** You Mother ****** !!
User avatar #10 to #9 - Unimaksu (05/11/2012) [-]
thanks, that's very flattering, but i'm married. i'm sure you'll find a man someday
User avatar #2 - whomadewho (03/28/2012) [-]
hello
User avatar #3 to #2 - Unimaksu (03/28/2012) [-]
hi there
User avatar #4 to #3 - whomadewho (03/28/2012) [-]
how are you?
User avatar #5 to #4 - Unimaksu (03/28/2012) [-]
i'm good. just working late. you?
User avatar #6 to #5 - whomadewho (03/28/2012) [-]
saying hi to everyone
User avatar #7 to #6 - Unimaksu (03/28/2012) [-]
very friendly of you. i'm glad there's people like you on the internet
User avatar #8 to #7 - whomadewho (03/28/2012) [-]
thank you
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