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Date Signed Up:11/05/2009
Last Login:11/27/2014
Location:USA
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#194 - nice 04/14/2014 on FOLLOW THE LINK IN THE... 0
#12 - kind of. misanthropes generally hate or distrust all of humanity. 04/14/2014 on Pen15 +1
#126 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 04/12/2014 on Best part of the Star... -2
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#59 - Comment deleted  [+] (3 new replies) 04/12/2014 on Best part of the Star... -5
#134 - fcrocker (10/25/2014) [-]
oh my god you stupid cunt
#110 - Pred (04/12/2014) [-]
good thing you logged in.

Now we can thumb you down for being a complete imbecile.

I suggest you go repeat your 10th grade physics (or do a fact check before opening your dumb mouth)
User avatar #68 - spiderfan (04/12/2014) [-]
There is g-force when you say.. make a sharp turn, and all your built up momentum slams down on you and pushes you against the seat.
#3 - this is total ******** . i've seen this going arou…  [+] (14 new replies) 04/09/2014 on three year old is probably... +232
#122 - rustmcrust (04/10/2014) [-]
His parents probably told him to say that
#116 - terminalinfinity (04/10/2014) [-]
Wisdom and simplicity are not necessarily mutually exclusive. Even kids can come up with gems since they haven't had the misfortune of having their minds corrupted by the world around them.

Some of the wisest things can be the simplest of things.
#136 - Womens Study Major (04/10/2014) [-]
The world around you doesn't corrupt you, it helps you develop, both positively and negatively. The term wisdom is open to different interpretations ofcourse, but I argue it at the very least implies some sort of understanding. Little children don't chose to ignore this out of some pure, innocent intuition, their brains simply can't handle it yet. They're literally too dumb.

I'd say being wise requires a certain positive development in reaction to the world around you, and that takes some time. Genes can't wise up by themselves.


User avatar #96 - assassindash (04/10/2014) [-]
Well the world is filled with stupid, arrogant, butt hurt pieces of shits for brains.

Compared to the world, this kid is golden. The difference between him and every kid, is that he said it on celebrity TV.

You know, what shit heads watch?
#30 - Damionic (04/10/2014) [-]
All he wanted was happiness.
#24 - silverstormrt (04/10/2014) [-]
No, you're wrong. The importance of this is un-ruined philanthropy and consideration, as found in a child; yet an adult, depicted as "developed" and "experienced", would never say this.

Sometimes wisdoms are long-denied truths.
#21 - holmesc (04/10/2014) [-]
but....I wished to buy all toys when I was 3...
User avatar #14 - harbingerwolf (04/09/2014) [-]
Found the unhappy guy.
User avatar #6 - bossmanholms (04/09/2014) [-]
that is what wisdom is
User avatar #35 - darthblam (04/10/2014) [-]
Ignorance is not wisdom...
User avatar #36 - batmanbeyonddgrave (04/10/2014) [-]
yes, but ignorance is bliss (or happiness)
#57 - Womens Study Major (04/10/2014) [-]
IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH
User avatar #64 - luddethebunny (04/10/2014) [-]
lok´tar O´gar?
User avatar #7 - bossmanholms (04/09/2014) [-]
but yes your right because he is a child saying it, it would actually mean something if he was older (like art)
#209 - Picture 04/06/2014 on Maury +1
#3 - the look on his face in the middle picture "where will yo… 03/20/2014 on Batman 0
#3 - i now have a new wallpaper 03/20/2014 on Will Smith mid sneeze +2
#2 - that guy looks like sean astin and michael c hall had a baby together 03/20/2014 on April Fool's day is coming up 0
#10 - Picture 03/16/2014 on glad i'm a guy right now +9
#165 - i'm 5'5" 03/16/2014 on Males under 6'1 (1.85m) +1
#2 - me too 03/13/2014 on Rainbow Boa 0
#5 - did those snow balls knock her face off?  [+] (1 new reply) 03/13/2014 on snow bukkake +6
#6 - butteryweiner (03/13/2014) [-]
It looks like her face gets pushed to the left a little.. holy fuck
#4 - that's a scene from hellraiser 2 03/11/2014 on hellbound +24
#3 - i had one in a very nice sword collection that was worth a goo… 03/07/2014 on woohoo +1
#13 - huh? 02/28/2014 on paper beretta model 0
#15 - what don't you understand about the phrase "you can survi…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/28/2014 on suicide method 0
User avatar #16 - metalmind (02/28/2014) [-]
Yes, but even if you can reconstruct the stomach after removing it, I doubt the would remove the stomach of a living person just because of some foreign objects in it.
To resolve it: vitunhipit , did he die?
#13 - i don't think you're understanding what i'm saying. he could h…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/28/2014 on suicide method 0
User avatar #14 - metalmind (02/28/2014) [-]
No, he didn't have to die.
But since, what I persume is that persons INTESTINES are LYING ON A TABLE in the bottom photo, I'd say he died.
User avatar #15 - Unimaksu (02/28/2014) [-]
what don't you understand about the phrase "you can survive that"? i've said it several times. you can not only survive having your intestines completely removed from your body and put back in, but you can survive having portions of your intestines removed permanently. in fact it's a common treatment from Crohn's disease.
User avatar #16 - metalmind (02/28/2014) [-]
Yes, but even if you can reconstruct the stomach after removing it, I doubt the would remove the stomach of a living person just because of some foreign objects in it.
To resolve it: vitunhipit , did he die?
#11 - well i'm guessing his torso didn't explode immediately after e…  [+] (5 new replies) 02/28/2014 on suicide method 0
User avatar #12 - metalmind (02/28/2014) [-]
First of all it wouldn't explode, but it could cause severe internal bleeding.
And since it says that he chose to comit suicide, i guess he didn't call 911.
User avatar #13 - Unimaksu (02/28/2014) [-]
i don't think you're understanding what i'm saying. he could have survived this. it's more than possible if he received medical treatment soon enough. that's what i want to know. did he die or not. you're automatic assumption that he had to die from this is idiotic. this is survivable.
User avatar #14 - metalmind (02/28/2014) [-]
No, he didn't have to die.
But since, what I persume is that persons INTESTINES are LYING ON A TABLE in the bottom photo, I'd say he died.
User avatar #15 - Unimaksu (02/28/2014) [-]
what don't you understand about the phrase "you can survive that"? i've said it several times. you can not only survive having your intestines completely removed from your body and put back in, but you can survive having portions of your intestines removed permanently. in fact it's a common treatment from Crohn's disease.
User avatar #16 - metalmind (02/28/2014) [-]
Yes, but even if you can reconstruct the stomach after removing it, I doubt the would remove the stomach of a living person just because of some foreign objects in it.
To resolve it: vitunhipit , did he die?
#9 - you can survive having your intestines cut open. they might ha…  [+] (7 new replies) 02/28/2014 on suicide method 0
User avatar #10 - metalmind (02/28/2014) [-]
I know. But they are lying on the table, cut in half.
You usually don't survive that.
User avatar #11 - Unimaksu (02/28/2014) [-]
well i'm guessing his torso didn't explode immediately after eating these. so if he wasn't found dead he was taken to the hospital. it would have been possible to save him
User avatar #12 - metalmind (02/28/2014) [-]
First of all it wouldn't explode, but it could cause severe internal bleeding.
And since it says that he chose to comit suicide, i guess he didn't call 911.
User avatar #13 - Unimaksu (02/28/2014) [-]
i don't think you're understanding what i'm saying. he could have survived this. it's more than possible if he received medical treatment soon enough. that's what i want to know. did he die or not. you're automatic assumption that he had to die from this is idiotic. this is survivable.
User avatar #14 - metalmind (02/28/2014) [-]
No, he didn't have to die.
But since, what I persume is that persons INTESTINES are LYING ON A TABLE in the bottom photo, I'd say he died.
User avatar #15 - Unimaksu (02/28/2014) [-]
what don't you understand about the phrase "you can survive that"? i've said it several times. you can not only survive having your intestines completely removed from your body and put back in, but you can survive having portions of your intestines removed permanently. in fact it's a common treatment from Crohn's disease.
User avatar #16 - metalmind (02/28/2014) [-]
Yes, but even if you can reconstruct the stomach after removing it, I doubt the would remove the stomach of a living person just because of some foreign objects in it.
To resolve it: vitunhipit , did he die?
#2 - no, it's 14:18 02/28/2014 on say thank you 0
#7 - did... did it work?  [+] (9 new replies) 02/28/2014 on suicide method 0
User avatar #8 - metalmind (02/28/2014) [-]
Well, I'm guessing that's his intestins lying there cut open, so I think yes.
User avatar #9 - Unimaksu (02/28/2014) [-]
you can survive having your intestines cut open. they might have gotten him to the hospital in time
User avatar #10 - metalmind (02/28/2014) [-]
I know. But they are lying on the table, cut in half.
You usually don't survive that.
User avatar #11 - Unimaksu (02/28/2014) [-]
well i'm guessing his torso didn't explode immediately after eating these. so if he wasn't found dead he was taken to the hospital. it would have been possible to save him
User avatar #12 - metalmind (02/28/2014) [-]
First of all it wouldn't explode, but it could cause severe internal bleeding.
And since it says that he chose to comit suicide, i guess he didn't call 911.
User avatar #13 - Unimaksu (02/28/2014) [-]
i don't think you're understanding what i'm saying. he could have survived this. it's more than possible if he received medical treatment soon enough. that's what i want to know. did he die or not. you're automatic assumption that he had to die from this is idiotic. this is survivable.
User avatar #14 - metalmind (02/28/2014) [-]
No, he didn't have to die.
But since, what I persume is that persons INTESTINES are LYING ON A TABLE in the bottom photo, I'd say he died.
User avatar #15 - Unimaksu (02/28/2014) [-]
what don't you understand about the phrase "you can survive that"? i've said it several times. you can not only survive having your intestines completely removed from your body and put back in, but you can survive having portions of your intestines removed permanently. in fact it's a common treatment from Crohn's disease.
User avatar #16 - metalmind (02/28/2014) [-]
Yes, but even if you can reconstruct the stomach after removing it, I doubt the would remove the stomach of a living person just because of some foreign objects in it.
To resolve it: vitunhipit , did he die?
#10 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 02/28/2014 on paper beretta model +1
#11 - Womens Study Major (02/28/2014) [-]
IES AI FAP
User avatar #13 - Unimaksu (02/28/2014) [-]
huh?
#279 - i'm american. i love my country and i'm proud to be american. … 02/28/2014 on Let's have a talk +1
#27 - we weren't arguing, and i didn't get raped. i was just saying … 02/23/2014 on When I See Fake Morbid 0

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#15 - Womens Study Major (09/02/2012) [-]
Hey i saw you commented on the one picture of the small world accident at disneyland. and i was just wondering if you ever uploaded that photo of that uniform you were talking about
#13 - willidie (05/31/2012) [-]
You have a tiny penis, bitch.
I wish your mother was dead.
User avatar #14 to #13 - Unimaksu (05/31/2012) [-]
thanks, i love you too
User avatar #11 - jimthehellhog (05/12/2012) [-]
i must have pissed you off and that makes me happy beyond belief
User avatar #12 to #11 - Unimaksu (05/13/2012) [-]
nope, i was just really bored
#9 - bagone (05/11/2012) [-]
**** You Mother ****** !!
User avatar #10 to #9 - Unimaksu (05/11/2012) [-]
thanks, that's very flattering, but i'm married. i'm sure you'll find a man someday
User avatar #2 - whomadewho (03/28/2012) [-]
hello
User avatar #3 to #2 - Unimaksu (03/28/2012) [-]
hi there
User avatar #4 to #3 - whomadewho (03/28/2012) [-]
how are you?
User avatar #5 to #4 - Unimaksu (03/28/2012) [-]
i'm good. just working late. you?
User avatar #6 to #5 - whomadewho (03/28/2012) [-]
saying hi to everyone
User avatar #7 to #6 - Unimaksu (03/28/2012) [-]
very friendly of you. i'm glad there's people like you on the internet
User avatar #8 to #7 - whomadewho (03/28/2012) [-]
thank you
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