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#3 - Hydra Bob is best Bob 05/28/2016 on MVP +1
#11 - that bounce 05/25/2016 on What would it be? +2
#2316 - **Unimaksu used "*roll picture*"** **Unimaksu rolled image ** 05/24/2016 on Mystery Amazon Package 0
#47 - it's obviously an exaggeration, but yeah that's kind of how it works  [+] (1 new reply) 05/21/2016 on Long Dick Of The Law 0
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#51 - schwoazapeda (05/21/2016) [-]
Not really but k. Gotta respect wrong opinions to.
#7 - that dodge though 05/20/2016 on Throwing snowballs at pigs 0
#158 - in doom 3 they had extremely confining linear maps. now thay'r… 05/18/2016 on Dooom +3
#938 - **Unimaksu used "*roll picture*"** **Unimaksu rolled image ** 05/17/2016 on USPS is at the door 0
#1 - i never understood the batman failing to become a green lanter…  [+] (6 new replies) 05/15/2016 on Santa is god (comic facts) +6
#3 - kingslayerfifty (05/16/2016) [-]
The Lanterns Work off emotion. They are chosen to be lanterns by the rings themselves, and the rings seek who ever has the strongest of that emotion. The problem is, Batman has great Willpower and great Fear in equal parts. So when the ring latches onto him, it see's his main emotion isn't will power. Thus, it can never attach itself to him. While he does has one, I don't know whether this is true or not anymore since i haven't read the comics in a bit, he can't use for extended periods of time and he isn't able to draw on the rings full strength.

This based of memory and i may be wrong in a few places, but i think that's the gist of it.
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#10 - angelious (05/16/2016) [-]
actually the green lantern rings originally searched for people that cant feel fear (since fear is the opposite of willpower)

then after kyle, it started looking for people who have the willpower to overcome fear. rather than not feel it at all.

batman however, cant really use green lantern rings. not because he cant overcome fear or anything. but because he uses fear as his main set up. so the ring doesnt really sync up with him proper.
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#7 - bhartigan (05/16/2016) [-]
Batman was never chosen to be a Lantern, after being resurrected Hal Jordan and Batman were talking and Batman said that Hal was nothing and that the ring is the real superhero so Hal took off the ring and gave it to bats, he put the ring on and lost control then he made a construct of his parents and began to cry. Afterward he apologized to Hal because he did not realize how much it took to control the ring. Batman has used a yellow ring before more successfully but that only had a little charge and it ran out quickly.
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#4 - lovot (05/16/2016) [-]
Does he ever try on a red ring?
#5 - kingslayerfifty (05/16/2016) [-]
Not to my knowledge. He has used both yellow, green, and technically white, if just for a few seconds.
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#2 - ChaosShuffle (05/16/2016) [-]
It's always in his mind, and it always makes him feel afraid.
#3 - is that a camel toe i see?  [+] (2 new replies) 04/25/2016 on Oddly Satisfying +4
#9 - joseuk (04/25/2016) [-]
a girl with that hair legs
#6 - Nahyon (04/25/2016) [-]
Suddenly this video became interesting.
#61 - a night vision camera projects infrared light which is why nig…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/20/2016 on Instant regret +1
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#88 - joefrazer (04/23/2016) [-]
but his shoes are black