Unimaksu

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Age: 28
Date Signed Up:11/05/2009
Last Login:1/25/2015
Location:USA
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Highest Content Rank:#3157
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#368 - each expansion is gonna be about $20 but they're gonna offer y… 09/27/2014 on destiny 0
#141 - well, that's your opinion, i think it's a good game. 09/26/2014 on destiny 0
#79 - you do know bungie is planning on updating Destiny with new mi…  [+] (8 new replies) 09/26/2014 on destiny +1
User avatar #146 - bakawaka (09/26/2014) [-]
is this new content gonna be paid? cuz i can't say I'm exited about paying $60 for the privilege to buy shit tons of dlc in the future. dlc should add to an already complete game. should i just wait and get it when it's cheaper and already has a few packs out?
User avatar #368 - Unimaksu (09/27/2014) [-]
each expansion is gonna be about $20 but they're gonna offer year passes for $35. (you pay in advance and get to download both expansions for that year when they release)
#89 - comradewinter (09/26/2014) [-]
So is Creative Assembly doing to Rome 2. Most people have lost interest.
User avatar #88 - cleateater (09/26/2014) [-]
that doesn't excuse how pisspoor the game is at launch.

"Yes, its shit now, but don't worry, in 5 years it'll be decent!"
User avatar #141 - Unimaksu (09/26/2014) [-]
well, that's your opinion, i think it's a good game.
User avatar #93 - electriccherry (09/26/2014) [-]
It was never a piss poor game to begin with, i'm playing it right now and i find the game very fun. they also added new events and stuff so it keeps the game interesting.
User avatar #81 - makotoitou (09/26/2014) [-]
So in 5 years when nobody gives a fuck it'll finally be half decent?
User avatar #83 - phawsy (09/26/2014) [-]
They are probably gonna charge for the extras, like EA with all games, or WoW with expansions
#13 - you are technically correct... the best kind of correct. 09/17/2014 on DYK Comp #48 +1
#51 - he had my license and my cdl. it was part of the "spiel" 09/13/2014 on story time 0
#50 - ^agree 09/13/2014 on story time 0
#49 - he had my license and my cdl. it was part of the "spiel" 09/13/2014 on story time 0
#31 - persistence is key. you gotta commit  [+] (3 new replies) 09/07/2014 on DYK Comp #36 +1
#57 - Persistence (09/07/2014) [-]
I'm a key?
#83 - rdobet (09/07/2014) [-]
User avatar #32 - prycebear (09/07/2014) [-]
Nah just left some fried chicken in a hole.
#29 - i also get mad when people laugh at my polish dick. it's one o…  [+] (5 new replies) 09/07/2014 on DYK Comp #36 +4
User avatar #30 - prycebear (09/07/2014) [-]
I went for an African one, took me ages to chase him down though.
User avatar #31 - Unimaksu (09/07/2014) [-]
persistence is key. you gotta commit
#57 - Persistence (09/07/2014) [-]
I'm a key?
#83 - rdobet (09/07/2014) [-]
User avatar #32 - prycebear (09/07/2014) [-]
Nah just left some fried chicken in a hole.
#27 - yeah, but he was never violent towards other people at the asy…  [+] (10 new replies) 09/07/2014 on DYK Comp #36 0
User avatar #28 - prycebear (09/07/2014) [-]
They were all prostitutes right?
Maybe they laughed at his tiny polish dick so he stabbed them?
I wasn't in London at the the time so what do I know
User avatar #51 - MrDeadiron (09/07/2014) [-]
He's a jew get it right.
User avatar #91 - prycebear (09/08/2014) [-]
He was also polish, but to be fair I hate them both.
User avatar #92 - MrDeadiron (09/08/2014) [-]
Why did they pee in your tea?
User avatar #29 - Unimaksu (09/07/2014) [-]
i also get mad when people laugh at my polish dick. it's one of the reasons why i don't wear it anymore
User avatar #30 - prycebear (09/07/2014) [-]
I went for an African one, took me ages to chase him down though.
User avatar #31 - Unimaksu (09/07/2014) [-]
persistence is key. you gotta commit
#57 - Persistence (09/07/2014) [-]
I'm a key?
#83 - rdobet (09/07/2014) [-]
User avatar #32 - prycebear (09/07/2014) [-]
Nah just left some fried chicken in a hole.
#21 - the only problem with that is that serial killers don't stop u…  [+] (12 new replies) 09/07/2014 on DYK Comp #36 +6
User avatar #24 - prycebear (09/07/2014) [-]
He was actually sent to a mental asylum shortly after, ergo no more killing
User avatar #27 - Unimaksu (09/07/2014) [-]
yeah, but he was never violent towards other people at the asylum. he doesn't fit the profile
User avatar #28 - prycebear (09/07/2014) [-]
They were all prostitutes right?
Maybe they laughed at his tiny polish dick so he stabbed them?
I wasn't in London at the the time so what do I know
User avatar #51 - MrDeadiron (09/07/2014) [-]
He's a jew get it right.
User avatar #91 - prycebear (09/08/2014) [-]
He was also polish, but to be fair I hate them both.
User avatar #92 - MrDeadiron (09/08/2014) [-]
Why did they pee in your tea?
User avatar #29 - Unimaksu (09/07/2014) [-]
i also get mad when people laugh at my polish dick. it's one of the reasons why i don't wear it anymore
User avatar #30 - prycebear (09/07/2014) [-]
I went for an African one, took me ages to chase him down though.
User avatar #31 - Unimaksu (09/07/2014) [-]
persistence is key. you gotta commit
#57 - Persistence (09/07/2014) [-]
I'm a key?
#83 - rdobet (09/07/2014) [-]
User avatar #32 - prycebear (09/07/2014) [-]
Nah just left some fried chicken in a hole.
#7 - for a more convincing cosplay, she should cut off her legs bel… 09/06/2014 on Fox McCloud from Starfox +9
#4 - Comment deleted 09/04/2014 on Selfies with Pets +1
#6 - if you click the game it takes you to a page that says it cost… 09/02/2014 on Whatever you say, Steam +1
#74 - yeah, i'm gonna need a source for that... for reasons 09/01/2014 on Responsible Civilians Training +1
#3 - i'm lost, can someone explain?  [+] (4 new replies) 08/31/2014 on Get out of here stalker +11
#95 - warlordelite (09/01/2014) [-]
Sry im late. But here is the knowlege here. You saw the Blue light that appered on the screen. Well there are 2-3 enemie types that has telepatic powers. The Burer(Dwarf and some flying electric/flaming Ball called Poltergeist. And if you play Call of prpyat with Misery mod, its even worse. My ears a bleeding Long live Duty
User avatar #6 - archoflife (09/01/2014) [-]
There are certain enemies and anomalies that can throw shit at you
User avatar #5 - cykocd (09/01/2014) [-]
somtimes barrels attack you, if you see a barrel you are supposed to kill it before it attacks.
#24 - anonymous (09/01/2014) [-]
Barrels don't attack you, poltergeists do.
#33 - CHAWIZAWD! 08/31/2014 on Porkemon 0
#3 - i think it's referencing this  [+] (13 new replies) 08/25/2014 on That doesn't look fun -81
#298 - bann (08/26/2014) [-]
Fuck all those thumbs down man, I didn't know until you. Thank you.
User avatar #240 - eattacos (08/26/2014) [-]
Idk why you got thumbed down so harshly. Thanks for tryin to keep FJ informed, dude.
User avatar #233 - gtocforyou (08/26/2014) [-]
Thank you bro, you don't deserve negative thumbs.
User avatar #203 - dragonbgone (08/26/2014) [-]
Thank you for the comment, I enjoyed watching their playthroughs.
#14 - anonymous (08/25/2014) [-]
Really? It's referring to a popular game that everyone and their mother is playing? Is that really what it is referring to? I thought it was referring to peanut butter sandwiches.
#296 - dustypengwin (08/26/2014) [-]
#231 - granodd (08/26/2014) [-]
They are pretty marvelous.
#131 - anonymous (08/26/2014) [-]
I, for one, am thankful that Unimaksu posted that. I had no idea what the original comic was referencing.
User avatar #117 - shabadaka (08/25/2014) [-]
Well...you didn't have to be a cunt about it.
#104 - anonymous (08/25/2014) [-]
I've never heard of the game and am now going to download it on steam. Thank you, Unimaksu, for your information.
User avatar #9 - trollinggenius (08/25/2014) [-]
hey no shit
User avatar #232 - gtocforyou (08/26/2014) [-]
Hey, I didn't know what the hell they were talking about.
#242 - trollinggenius (08/26/2014) [-]
itd be different if he said here you go mah nigga mah nigga heres the swiggity sauce for those who dont know. But by saying he thinks its referencing it showing uncertainty on something that is most definitely the sauce it warrants sarcastic "No Shit" comments.
#52 - Picture 08/25/2014 on Anyone can be useless +3
#175 - it's only the soldiers tha matter 08/25/2014 on (untitled) +1
#34 - this comment was perfect... i love you  [+] (1 new reply) 07/27/2014 on hmmmmmmmmm 0
#44 - thebeatlesfan (07/27/2014) [-]
Well I'm awfully fond of you too
#65 - he srs'd right the **** up 07/16/2014 on (untitled) 0
#8 - no 06/06/2014 on remember this bag of shit... +1
#3 - yes, and i made sure to maintain eye contact the whole time.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/06/2014 on woman logic +9
#8 - nopefarther (06/06/2014) [-]
No blinking
#25 - k 05/27/2014 on 'Murica 0

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#15 - anonymous (09/02/2012) [-]
Hey i saw you commented on the one picture of the small world accident at disneyland. and i was just wondering if you ever uploaded that photo of that uniform you were talking about
#13 - willidie (05/31/2012) [-]
You have a tiny penis, bitch.
I wish your mother was dead.
User avatar #14 to #13 - Unimaksu (05/31/2012) [-]
thanks, i love you too
User avatar #11 - jimthehellhog (05/12/2012) [-]
i must have pissed you off and that makes me happy beyond belief
User avatar #12 to #11 - Unimaksu (05/13/2012) [-]
nope, i was just really bored
#9 - bagone (05/11/2012) [-]
**** You Mother ****** !!
User avatar #10 to #9 - Unimaksu (05/11/2012) [-]
thanks, that's very flattering, but i'm married. i'm sure you'll find a man someday
User avatar #2 - whomadewho (03/28/2012) [-]
hello
User avatar #3 to #2 - Unimaksu (03/28/2012) [-]
hi there
User avatar #4 to #3 - whomadewho (03/28/2012) [-]
how are you?
User avatar #5 to #4 - Unimaksu (03/28/2012) [-]
i'm good. just working late. you?
User avatar #6 to #5 - whomadewho (03/28/2012) [-]
saying hi to everyone
User avatar #7 to #6 - Unimaksu (03/28/2012) [-]
very friendly of you. i'm glad there's people like you on the internet
User avatar #8 to #7 - whomadewho (03/28/2012) [-]
thank you
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