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Gender: male
Age: 27
Date Signed Up:11/05/2009
Last Login:10/29/2014
Location:USA
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Content Ranking:#3239
Comment Ranking:#34459
Highest Content Rank:#3157
Highest Comment Rank:#3127
Content Thumbs: 1038 total,  1514 ,  476
Comment Thumbs: 2857 total,  3748 ,  891
Content Level Progress: 90% (9/10)
Level 86 Content: Srs Business → Level 87 Content: Srs Business
Comment Level Progress: 14% (14/100)
Level 228 Comments: Mind Blower → Level 229 Comments: Mind Blower
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Content Views:95548
Times Content Favorited:115 times
Total Comments Made:1179
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#29 - i also get mad when people laugh at my polish dick. it's one o…  [+] (5 new replies) 09/07/2014 on DYK Comp #36 +4
User avatar #30 - prycebear (09/07/2014) [-]
I went for an African one, took me ages to chase him down though.
User avatar #31 - Unimaksu (09/07/2014) [-]
persistence is key. you gotta commit
#57 - Persistence (09/07/2014) [-]
I'm a key?
#83 - rdobet (09/07/2014) [-]
User avatar #32 - prycebear (09/07/2014) [-]
Nah just left some fried chicken in a hole.
#27 - yeah, but he was never violent towards other people at the asy…  [+] (10 new replies) 09/07/2014 on DYK Comp #36 0
User avatar #28 - prycebear (09/07/2014) [-]
They were all prostitutes right?
Maybe they laughed at his tiny polish dick so he stabbed them?
I wasn't in London at the the time so what do I know
User avatar #51 - MrDeadiron (09/07/2014) [-]
He's a jew get it right.
User avatar #91 - prycebear (09/08/2014) [-]
He was also polish, but to be fair I hate them both.
User avatar #92 - MrDeadiron (09/08/2014) [-]
Why did they pee in your tea?
User avatar #29 - Unimaksu (09/07/2014) [-]
i also get mad when people laugh at my polish dick. it's one of the reasons why i don't wear it anymore
User avatar #30 - prycebear (09/07/2014) [-]
I went for an African one, took me ages to chase him down though.
User avatar #31 - Unimaksu (09/07/2014) [-]
persistence is key. you gotta commit
#57 - Persistence (09/07/2014) [-]
I'm a key?
#83 - rdobet (09/07/2014) [-]
User avatar #32 - prycebear (09/07/2014) [-]
Nah just left some fried chicken in a hole.
#21 - the only problem with that is that serial killers don't stop u…  [+] (12 new replies) 09/07/2014 on DYK Comp #36 +6
User avatar #24 - prycebear (09/07/2014) [-]
He was actually sent to a mental asylum shortly after, ergo no more killing
User avatar #27 - Unimaksu (09/07/2014) [-]
yeah, but he was never violent towards other people at the asylum. he doesn't fit the profile
User avatar #28 - prycebear (09/07/2014) [-]
They were all prostitutes right?
Maybe they laughed at his tiny polish dick so he stabbed them?
I wasn't in London at the the time so what do I know
User avatar #51 - MrDeadiron (09/07/2014) [-]
He's a jew get it right.
User avatar #91 - prycebear (09/08/2014) [-]
He was also polish, but to be fair I hate them both.
User avatar #92 - MrDeadiron (09/08/2014) [-]
Why did they pee in your tea?
User avatar #29 - Unimaksu (09/07/2014) [-]
i also get mad when people laugh at my polish dick. it's one of the reasons why i don't wear it anymore
User avatar #30 - prycebear (09/07/2014) [-]
I went for an African one, took me ages to chase him down though.
User avatar #31 - Unimaksu (09/07/2014) [-]
persistence is key. you gotta commit
#57 - Persistence (09/07/2014) [-]
I'm a key?
#83 - rdobet (09/07/2014) [-]
User avatar #32 - prycebear (09/07/2014) [-]
Nah just left some fried chicken in a hole.
#7 - for a more convincing cosplay, she should cut off her legs bel… 09/06/2014 on Fox McCloud from Starfox +9
#4 - Comment deleted 09/04/2014 on Selfies with Pets +1
#6 - if you click the game it takes you to a page that says it cost… 09/02/2014 on Whatever you say, Steam +1
#74 - yeah, i'm gonna need a source for that... for reasons 09/01/2014 on Responsible Civilians Training +1
#3 - i'm lost, can someone explain?  [+] (4 new replies) 08/31/2014 on Get out of here stalker +11
#95 - warlordelite (09/01/2014) [-]
Sry im late. But here is the knowlege here. You saw the Blue light that appered on the screen. Well there are 2-3 enemie types that has telepatic powers. The Burer(Dwarf and some flying electric/flaming Ball called Poltergeist. And if you play Call of prpyat with Misery mod, its even worse. My ears a bleeding Long live Duty
User avatar #6 - archoflife (09/01/2014) [-]
There are certain enemies and anomalies that can throw shit at you
User avatar #5 - cykocd (09/01/2014) [-]
somtimes barrels attack you, if you see a barrel you are supposed to kill it before it attacks.
#24 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/01/2014) [-]
Barrels don't attack you, poltergeists do.
#33 - CHAWIZAWD! 08/31/2014 on Porkemon 0
#3 - i think it's referencing this  [+] (13 new replies) 08/25/2014 on That doesn't look fun -81
#298 - bann (08/26/2014) [-]
Fuck all those thumbs down man, I didn't know until you. Thank you.
User avatar #240 - eattacos (08/26/2014) [-]
Idk why you got thumbed down so harshly. Thanks for tryin to keep FJ informed, dude.
User avatar #233 - gtocforyou (08/26/2014) [-]
Thank you bro, you don't deserve negative thumbs.
User avatar #203 - dragonbgone (08/26/2014) [-]
Thank you for the comment, I enjoyed watching their playthroughs.
#14 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/25/2014) [-]
Really? It's referring to a popular game that everyone and their mother is playing? Is that really what it is referring to? I thought it was referring to peanut butter sandwiches.
#296 - dustypengwin (08/26/2014) [-]
#231 - granodd (08/26/2014) [-]
They are pretty marvelous.
#131 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/26/2014) [-]
I, for one, am thankful that Unimaksu posted that. I had no idea what the original comic was referencing.
User avatar #117 - shabadaka (08/25/2014) [-]
Well...you didn't have to be a cunt about it.
#104 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/25/2014) [-]
I've never heard of the game and am now going to download it on steam. Thank you, Unimaksu, for your information.
User avatar #9 - trollinggenius (08/25/2014) [-]
hey no shit
User avatar #232 - gtocforyou (08/26/2014) [-]
Hey, I didn't know what the hell they were talking about.
#242 - trollinggenius (08/26/2014) [-]
itd be different if he said here you go mah nigga mah nigga heres the swiggity sauce for those who dont know. But by saying he thinks its referencing it showing uncertainty on something that is most definitely the sauce it warrants sarcastic "No Shit" comments.
#52 - Picture 08/25/2014 on Anyone can be useless +3
#175 - it's only the soldiers tha matter 08/25/2014 on (untitled) +1
#34 - this comment was perfect... i love you  [+] (1 new reply) 07/27/2014 on hmmmmmmmmm 0
#44 - thebeatlesfan (07/27/2014) [-]
Well I'm awfully fond of you too
#65 - he srs'd right the **** up 07/16/2014 on (untitled) 0
#8 - no 06/06/2014 on remember this bag of shit... +1
#3 - yes, and i made sure to maintain eye contact the whole time.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/06/2014 on woman logic +9
#8 - nopefarther (06/06/2014) [-]
No blinking
#25 - k 05/27/2014 on 'Murica 0
#24 - i usually have a cup of coffee in the morning, and drink tea t…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/27/2014 on 'Murica 0
User avatar #26 - stratosrider (05/27/2014) [-]
Well said, sir. tea cups =/= coffee cups
(I tried that once when I was too lazy. Shit was nasty)
#20 - i'm an American. I have a kettle. I enjoy tea. Maybe i'm just …  [+] (8 new replies) 05/27/2014 on 'Murica +5
#53 - ronnywillkillyou (05/27/2014) [-]
Go back to England you peace loving Teagenereate
#52 - ronnywillkillyou has deleted their comment.
#23 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/27/2014) [-]
go fuck yourself
#29 - gtfomylawnbish (05/27/2014) [-]
Not sure why but I giggled like a school girl... outloud.... with my wife a few feet away. She's now randomly making the laugh. God damn you anon.
User avatar #25 - Unimaksu (05/27/2014) [-]
k
#21 - stratosrider (05/27/2014) [-]
Nah, dude. I have like 3 different kettles. I love having a good cup of tea. I'm pretty sure I average at least 3 cups a day.
User avatar #24 - Unimaksu (05/27/2014) [-]
i usually have a cup of coffee in the morning, and drink tea the rest of the day. just now i went to make a cup of tea and i put the cup i used for coffee in the dishwasher and my wife said "why don't you just rinse out that cup and use it for tea" i just stared at her for a moment and said "... savage"
User avatar #26 - stratosrider (05/27/2014) [-]
Well said, sir. tea cups =/= coffee cups
(I tried that once when I was too lazy. Shit was nasty)
#47 - that looks like a fiery asshole (pic related) 05/24/2014 on lord of the rings 0
#84 - that is true. copy of SMB came packed with the system. however… 05/12/2014 on Gaming Facts Comp! 0
#14 - shrek is love... shrek is life... 05/04/2014 on Shrektastic 0
#5 - i really hate the way Georgia's license plates look now  [+] (5 new replies) 05/03/2014 on unfortunate license plate +6
User avatar #21 - trueraiderfan (05/04/2014) [-]
yay Georgia
#17 - Aerosmither (05/04/2014) [-]
I wish we had some cool designs on ours..
#8 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/03/2014) [-]
I luckly still have an old metal one which I'm going to hold on to for as long as I can.
#9 - robotcomander (05/03/2014) [-]
same here.
User avatar #6 - zerolimz (05/03/2014) [-]
i actually like it, i like most of the us plates, they have some color and nice pictures in them, europe is just a single colored plate with letters on it
#26 - i think her sister is hotter 04/14/2014 on Peanuts 0
#7 - if you use incognito mode and go to pandora, it skips the commercials.  [+] (5 new replies) 04/14/2014 on Ctrl+Shift+N +5
#11 - notjewelry (04/14/2014) [-]
or you can get adblock pro and it takes off all ads for everything including pandora and youtube
User avatar #15 - hellomynameisbill (04/14/2014) [-]
extensions don't work in incognito mode.
#21 - notjewelry (04/14/2014) [-]
this is why you don't use incognito
and if you do, it's probably for porn and the ads are sometimes pretty great
User avatar #17 - ohhh (04/14/2014) [-]
Just enable them. Pornhub with no ad's is godly.
#9 - xxxsonic fanxxx (04/14/2014) [-]
Thanks m8

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#15 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/02/2012) [-]
Hey i saw you commented on the one picture of the small world accident at disneyland. and i was just wondering if you ever uploaded that photo of that uniform you were talking about
#13 - willidie (05/31/2012) [-]
You have a tiny penis, bitch.
I wish your mother was dead.
User avatar #14 to #13 - Unimaksu (05/31/2012) [-]
thanks, i love you too
User avatar #11 - jimthehellhog (05/12/2012) [-]
i must have pissed you off and that makes me happy beyond belief
User avatar #12 to #11 - Unimaksu (05/13/2012) [-]
nope, i was just really bored
#9 - bagone (05/11/2012) [-]
**** You Mother ****** !!
User avatar #10 to #9 - Unimaksu (05/11/2012) [-]
thanks, that's very flattering, but i'm married. i'm sure you'll find a man someday
User avatar #2 - whomadewho (03/28/2012) [-]
hello
User avatar #3 to #2 - Unimaksu (03/28/2012) [-]
hi there
User avatar #4 to #3 - whomadewho (03/28/2012) [-]
how are you?
User avatar #5 to #4 - Unimaksu (03/28/2012) [-]
i'm good. just working late. you?
User avatar #6 to #5 - whomadewho (03/28/2012) [-]
saying hi to everyone
User avatar #7 to #6 - Unimaksu (03/28/2012) [-]
very friendly of you. i'm glad there's people like you on the internet
User avatar #8 to #7 - whomadewho (03/28/2012) [-]
thank you
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