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Age: 28
Date Signed Up:11/05/2009
Last Login:11/27/2014
Location:USA
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Comment Ranking:#14885
Highest Content Rank:#3157
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#7 - so was that 05/11/2012 on Oh, I should grab some... +1
#65 - without the resources to care for the cat, you were torturing …  [+] (12 new replies) 05/11/2012 on Dafuq man? +2
User avatar #67 - ultrarobbie (05/11/2012) [-]
That's the wrong thing to say.
#69 - jjayteohseven (05/11/2012) [-]
lol u should see the hilarious PM i got and the reply i think it could make the front page.

honestly how do i post something
User avatar #74 - Unimaksu (05/11/2012) [-]
what PM?
#75 - jjayteohseven (05/11/2012) [-]

> bagone said:
> You have no fucking Idea whet was sacrificed for the cat and you have no right to tell a child to die.... mother Fucker! If I could have you for ten minutes I would fuck you up! im the one who didnt have the money! Not her! She was a kid! My god! Just tell me where you live! Fucker!
#76 - jjayteohseven (05/11/2012) [-]
me to bagone
LOL th fuck are you talking about. sacrificed for the cat?! i can tell right now your lying.

YOU SOUND AS RETARDED AS YOUR "CHILD". PFFT honestly judging by this message i would say you have the brain function of a 16-ish year old

YOU MESSAGE SCREAMS THAT YOUR A PURE IDIOT.

i never told whoever to go die hahaha what the fuck? i was the first to reply i simply told her to go to the vet with abit of a backstory this is funnyjunk after all people like to LOL , i never said to go die you fucking muppet

if shes dead.. PICS OR IT DIDNT HAPPEN who knows you might make front page of morbid section hahaha. moron.

where do you live? chances are itl be easier for me to drive to you, than you catching a bus adolescent child.

User avatar #79 - firechicken (05/11/2012) [-]
bagone to me

Hi
Im the parent and I dont have money because the economy took a shit and i support three people and to many stray animals... Let me start off by saying you are an ignorant cunt. Fuck you and I would take more pride in kicking every guys ass that would agree with you.... My daughter was so distraught with the message you left she cut her wrists.... Its not her fault that I cant pay the bill's. So iF YOU FEEL AS STRONGLY AS YOU DO ABOUT THE ANIMALS AND ALL THAT I HAVE DONE TO KEEP THEM ALIVE AND YOU HAVE A GUY WHO WANTS TO FIGHT... Let me have them.... Because I dont hurt girls but if you were a guy I would fuck you up!
User avatar #80 - firechicken (05/11/2012) [-]

LOL 'kay
me to bagone

Protip: starting off your argument with "You are an ignorant cunt" probably isn't the best of ways to start your argument.

You aren't the only one who's being affected by a shitty economy, so don't even try to use that card. And for some reason i highly doubt your "daughter" cut her wrists because of my comment. If she did? Then that was a stupid move on her part, and she needs to talk to someone or get some help (this comming from a person who cut for two years and finally got help for it). And trust me darling, if you wanted to fight anyone, it would be me :) But, I'm not stupid enough to go waging fights against people on the internet, so no fight will happen.

PS: Another Protip; Cats are pretty much one of the top mascots for the internet, it probably isn't the greatest of ideas to post something pertaining to a sick cat and not getting treatment for it.
User avatar #78 - Unimaksu (05/11/2012) [-]
>>>>Hello 25 year old asshole! Thats a personal friend that you just erged to kill herself... Wanna meet me? I wanna meet you. Live In the bay area? Oh god I hope so! You dont know the pain and suffering the animal and person ae going through... Times are tight.. But why am I telling you this... You care about animal life more than human... but you are hiding too... Come out... I dare you.. lets go. And pleae god dont let me find you...


(that's the PM i got)
User avatar #77 - Unimaksu (05/11/2012) [-]
i got a similar one, he was threatening me. i laughed my ass off
User avatar #70 - ultrarobbie (05/11/2012) [-]
Screenshot it, post in paint, save as jpg., upload.
#71 - jjayteohseven (05/11/2012) [-]
the upload part what do i upload it as?

if that makes sense
User avatar #72 - ultrarobbie (05/11/2012) [-]
Reply to my post, click the first tab, select the file.
#5 - because that's gross 05/11/2012 on Oh, I should grab some... 0
#9 - no, i think that pretty much covers it 05/11/2012 on Google can be harsh. +2
#42 - how are you going to play it without the cd key? even if you g… 05/10/2012 on Behold the magnificence +3
#41 - yes, yes you should  [+] (1 new reply) 05/10/2012 on Behold the magnificence +2
User avatar #54 - lazaman (05/10/2012) [-]
ok
#56 - oh, you're a girl? well i'll thumb up your content and wait at…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/10/2012 on Oh Bolin.. +16
#62 - Sethorein (05/10/2012) [-]
semi-related .gif for you :D
#57 - bloodbending Comment deleted by Unimaksu
#8 - did you know it's illegal to put money into parking meter if y…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/10/2012 on who cares paper 0
#12 - pevi (05/11/2012) [-]
idk that
User avatar #11 - SquishyHaribo (05/10/2012) [-]
it's just a way of making more money off of people
#3 - i kind of want to drop a bomb that produces a lot of heat in t…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/10/2012 on Like a boss! +31
#16 - xplosevdiarrhea (05/11/2012) [-]
No way, people glass is the shit.
#9 - i can't wait to get it 05/10/2012 on Behold the magnificence 0
#150 - hasser 05/10/2012 on Haser gehen zu hassen +1
#1 - thumb for you, that made me giggle 05/10/2012 on Older than time 0
#3 - lol, cherry popsicle 05/10/2012 on The Russian Sleep Experiment +6
#1 - i never grew wisdom teeth 05/10/2012 on Wisdom Teeth 0
#11 - river didn't give him any regenerations, she just used up all … 05/09/2012 on THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!! +1
#8 - yeah, it was stated during Tom Bakers run (i forget the episod…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/09/2012 on THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!! 0
#9 - grandwhovian has deleted their comment.
User avatar #11 - Unimaksu (05/09/2012) [-]
river didn't give him any regenerations, she just used up all the ones she had left
#19 - call animal control, right now  [+] (14 new replies) 05/09/2012 on Dafuq man? 0
#64 - shetard has deleted their comment.
User avatar #65 - Unimaksu (05/11/2012) [-]
without the resources to care for the cat, you were torturing it. if you think this is worth killing yourself over, go ahead. in my experience the people that say they're going to kill themselves are only grabbing for attention. if you really wanted to die, you'd already be dead. even if you really intend to kill yourself all because your kitty was taken out of it's misery in a very painless and humane way to keep you from abusing it anymore, then the world is better off without you.
User avatar #67 - ultrarobbie (05/11/2012) [-]
That's the wrong thing to say.
#69 - jjayteohseven (05/11/2012) [-]
lol u should see the hilarious PM i got and the reply i think it could make the front page.

honestly how do i post something
User avatar #74 - Unimaksu (05/11/2012) [-]
what PM?
#75 - jjayteohseven (05/11/2012) [-]

> bagone said:
> You have no fucking Idea whet was sacrificed for the cat and you have no right to tell a child to die.... mother Fucker! If I could have you for ten minutes I would fuck you up! im the one who didnt have the money! Not her! She was a kid! My god! Just tell me where you live! Fucker!
#76 - jjayteohseven (05/11/2012) [-]
me to bagone
LOL th fuck are you talking about. sacrificed for the cat?! i can tell right now your lying.

YOU SOUND AS RETARDED AS YOUR "CHILD". PFFT honestly judging by this message i would say you have the brain function of a 16-ish year old

YOU MESSAGE SCREAMS THAT YOUR A PURE IDIOT.

i never told whoever to go die hahaha what the fuck? i was the first to reply i simply told her to go to the vet with abit of a backstory this is funnyjunk after all people like to LOL , i never said to go die you fucking muppet

if shes dead.. PICS OR IT DIDNT HAPPEN who knows you might make front page of morbid section hahaha. moron.

where do you live? chances are itl be easier for me to drive to you, than you catching a bus adolescent child.

User avatar #79 - firechicken (05/11/2012) [-]
bagone to me

Hi
Im the parent and I dont have money because the economy took a shit and i support three people and to many stray animals... Let me start off by saying you are an ignorant cunt. Fuck you and I would take more pride in kicking every guys ass that would agree with you.... My daughter was so distraught with the message you left she cut her wrists.... Its not her fault that I cant pay the bill's. So iF YOU FEEL AS STRONGLY AS YOU DO ABOUT THE ANIMALS AND ALL THAT I HAVE DONE TO KEEP THEM ALIVE AND YOU HAVE A GUY WHO WANTS TO FIGHT... Let me have them.... Because I dont hurt girls but if you were a guy I would fuck you up!
User avatar #80 - firechicken (05/11/2012) [-]

LOL 'kay
me to bagone

Protip: starting off your argument with "You are an ignorant cunt" probably isn't the best of ways to start your argument.

You aren't the only one who's being affected by a shitty economy, so don't even try to use that card. And for some reason i highly doubt your "daughter" cut her wrists because of my comment. If she did? Then that was a stupid move on her part, and she needs to talk to someone or get some help (this comming from a person who cut for two years and finally got help for it). And trust me darling, if you wanted to fight anyone, it would be me :) But, I'm not stupid enough to go waging fights against people on the internet, so no fight will happen.

PS: Another Protip; Cats are pretty much one of the top mascots for the internet, it probably isn't the greatest of ideas to post something pertaining to a sick cat and not getting treatment for it.
User avatar #78 - Unimaksu (05/11/2012) [-]
>>>>Hello 25 year old asshole! Thats a personal friend that you just erged to kill herself... Wanna meet me? I wanna meet you. Live In the bay area? Oh god I hope so! You dont know the pain and suffering the animal and person ae going through... Times are tight.. But why am I telling you this... You care about animal life more than human... but you are hiding too... Come out... I dare you.. lets go. And pleae god dont let me find you...


(that's the PM i got)
User avatar #77 - Unimaksu (05/11/2012) [-]
i got a similar one, he was threatening me. i laughed my ass off
User avatar #70 - ultrarobbie (05/11/2012) [-]
Screenshot it, post in paint, save as jpg., upload.
#71 - jjayteohseven (05/11/2012) [-]
the upload part what do i upload it as?

if that makes sense
User avatar #72 - ultrarobbie (05/11/2012) [-]
Reply to my post, click the first tab, select the file.
#6 - there will be two more doctors. matt smith is the 11th. and a …  [+] (4 new replies) 05/09/2012 on THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!! 0
User avatar #7 - Daeiros (05/09/2012) [-]
i was not aware there was a limit
User avatar #8 - Unimaksu (05/09/2012) [-]
yeah, it was stated during Tom Bakers run (i forget the episode name) that they can only regenerate 12 times. but the time lords have found ways to get around this in extreme cases. like when they resurrected the master to fight in the time war
#9 - grandwhovian has deleted their comment.
User avatar #11 - Unimaksu (05/09/2012) [-]
river didn't give him any regenerations, she just used up all the ones she had left
#12 - yes 05/07/2012 on What If The Top Guy Pisses... 0
#4 - "i accept all friend requests" you're a whore  [+] (2 new replies) 05/06/2012 on What If The Top Guy Pisses... +2
User avatar #11 - spikethepony (05/07/2012) [-]
What else would he say? "I hate the new minimum?"
User avatar #12 - Unimaksu (05/07/2012) [-]
yes
#16 - Comment deleted 05/06/2012 on Level 99 Zelda Mindfuck -7
#1 - i loved that DLC, i'm gonna go play through it again. (the pic… 05/05/2012 on For The Whovians That Play... +1
#891 - dude. what the **** is wrong with you? 05/04/2012 on Playing with Sprites +1
#8 - shouldn't that be World of Nirn? or if they were trying to mak… 05/03/2012 on Elder Scrolls MMO 0
#5 - a body built for porn, a face built for radio 05/02/2012 on totally looks like +2

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#15 - Womens Study Major (09/02/2012) [-]
Hey i saw you commented on the one picture of the small world accident at disneyland. and i was just wondering if you ever uploaded that photo of that uniform you were talking about
#13 - willidie (05/31/2012) [-]
You have a tiny penis, bitch.
I wish your mother was dead.
User avatar #14 to #13 - Unimaksu ONLINE (05/31/2012) [-]
thanks, i love you too
User avatar #11 - jimthehellhog (05/12/2012) [-]
i must have pissed you off and that makes me happy beyond belief
User avatar #12 to #11 - Unimaksu ONLINE (05/13/2012) [-]
nope, i was just really bored
#9 - bagone (05/11/2012) [-]
**** You Mother ****** !!
User avatar #10 to #9 - Unimaksu ONLINE (05/11/2012) [-]
thanks, that's very flattering, but i'm married. i'm sure you'll find a man someday
User avatar #2 - whomadewho (03/28/2012) [-]
hello
User avatar #3 to #2 - Unimaksu ONLINE (03/28/2012) [-]
hi there
User avatar #4 to #3 - whomadewho (03/28/2012) [-]
how are you?
User avatar #5 to #4 - Unimaksu ONLINE (03/28/2012) [-]
i'm good. just working late. you?
User avatar #6 to #5 - whomadewho (03/28/2012) [-]
saying hi to everyone
User avatar #7 to #6 - Unimaksu ONLINE (03/28/2012) [-]
very friendly of you. i'm glad there's people like you on the internet
User avatar #8 to #7 - whomadewho (03/28/2012) [-]
thank you
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