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Age: 27
Date Signed Up:11/05/2009
Last Login:9/02/2014
Location:USA
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Content Ranking:#4757
Comment Ranking:#37026
Highest Content Rank:#4752
Highest Comment Rank:#3127
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#21 - who ******* cares? do you really think the t… 05/11/2012 on jimthehellhog's profile 0
#5 - because it was awesome 05/11/2012 on we got a badass 0
#5 - UNIMAKSU UNIMAKSU UNIMAKSU UNIMAKSU UNIMAKSU UNIMAKSU UNIMAKSU… 05/11/2012 on bagone's profile 0
#4 - NOISGNVOSRK JNGOSJNHFVOSBRGOUSRBGFPAOERBGOAUBGR8tfvrgjudbeidhu… 05/11/2012 on bagone's profile 0
#3 - BJSBHFDBHFBHBHBBBSDHBASJDBOJDHVISUERBHIESURGHWIERUGTIUGHIOSTUG… 05/11/2012 on bagone's profile 0
#2 - uybjhvjubkhnk.jmlcotrjlniurhDKFOJBHSDFVHBDJOHVOHJJDFJHSIJFHBSB… 05/11/2012 on bagone's profile 0
#4 - cool story bro  [+] (1 new reply) 05/11/2012 on we got a badass 0
User avatar #7 - jimthehellhog (05/12/2012) [-]
wow i don't know what to say other than i hope this made you happy because it put a smile on my face
i truly do not understand the point of this were you trying to piss me off?
how by spamming me with my own comment in a way that allows me to ignore it completely
were you trying to prove a point?
i am well aware i am not special that was the point
are you angry at the world and this just sent you over the edge?
because i don't care
are you bored and trying to kill time?
thats cool me too we should hang out some time
do you truly think this was worth your time?
that is cool and i do greatly appreciate the "effort" put forth it is impressive
at the end of the day I just have one question why?
why did that comment just fuck you up so bad?
why did it hurt you so much that this seemed like a worthwhile effort?
and why, why did you think i would care?
please do respond i really would like to know
and if this minor sleight did offend you in such a manner though how it could have is beyond me i do apologize because it must have fucked you up

#74 - what PM?  [+] (6 new replies) 05/11/2012 on Dafuq man? 0
#75 - jjayteohseven (05/11/2012) [-]

> bagone said:
> You have no fucking Idea whet was sacrificed for the cat and you have no right to tell a child to die.... mother Fucker! If I could have you for ten minutes I would fuck you up! im the one who didnt have the money! Not her! She was a kid! My god! Just tell me where you live! Fucker!
#76 - jjayteohseven (05/11/2012) [-]
me to bagone
LOL th fuck are you talking about. sacrificed for the cat?! i can tell right now your lying.

YOU SOUND AS RETARDED AS YOUR "CHILD". PFFT honestly judging by this message i would say you have the brain function of a 16-ish year old

YOU MESSAGE SCREAMS THAT YOUR A PURE IDIOT.

i never told whoever to go die hahaha what the fuck? i was the first to reply i simply told her to go to the vet with abit of a backstory this is funnyjunk after all people like to LOL , i never said to go die you fucking muppet

if shes dead.. PICS OR IT DIDNT HAPPEN who knows you might make front page of morbid section hahaha. moron.

where do you live? chances are itl be easier for me to drive to you, than you catching a bus adolescent child.

User avatar #79 - firechicken (05/11/2012) [-]
bagone to me

Hi
Im the parent and I dont have money because the economy took a shit and i support three people and to many stray animals... Let me start off by saying you are an ignorant cunt. Fuck you and I would take more pride in kicking every guys ass that would agree with you.... My daughter was so distraught with the message you left she cut her wrists.... Its not her fault that I cant pay the bill's. So iF YOU FEEL AS STRONGLY AS YOU DO ABOUT THE ANIMALS AND ALL THAT I HAVE DONE TO KEEP THEM ALIVE AND YOU HAVE A GUY WHO WANTS TO FIGHT... Let me have them.... Because I dont hurt girls but if you were a guy I would fuck you up!
User avatar #80 - firechicken (05/11/2012) [-]

LOL 'kay
me to bagone

Protip: starting off your argument with "You are an ignorant cunt" probably isn't the best of ways to start your argument.

You aren't the only one who's being affected by a shitty economy, so don't even try to use that card. And for some reason i highly doubt your "daughter" cut her wrists because of my comment. If she did? Then that was a stupid move on her part, and she needs to talk to someone or get some help (this comming from a person who cut for two years and finally got help for it). And trust me darling, if you wanted to fight anyone, it would be me :) But, I'm not stupid enough to go waging fights against people on the internet, so no fight will happen.

PS: Another Protip; Cats are pretty much one of the top mascots for the internet, it probably isn't the greatest of ideas to post something pertaining to a sick cat and not getting treatment for it.
User avatar #78 - Unimaksu (05/11/2012) [-]
>>>>Hello 25 year old asshole! Thats a personal friend that you just erged to kill herself... Wanna meet me? I wanna meet you. Live In the bay area? Oh god I hope so! You dont know the pain and suffering the animal and person ae going through... Times are tight.. But why am I telling you this... You care about animal life more than human... but you are hiding too... Come out... I dare you.. lets go. And pleae god dont let me find you...


(that's the PM i got)
User avatar #77 - Unimaksu (05/11/2012) [-]
i got a similar one, he was threatening me. i laughed my ass off
#10 - thanks, that's very flattering, but i'm married. i'm sure you'… 05/11/2012 on Unimaksu's profile 0
#3 - it's a Chuck Norris joke reference. they even say it in the ga… 05/11/2012 on Nice spoon +117
#7 - so was that 05/11/2012 on Oh, I should grab some... +1
#65 - without the resources to care for the cat, you were torturing …  [+] (12 new replies) 05/11/2012 on Dafuq man? +2
User avatar #67 - ultrarobbie (05/11/2012) [-]
That's the wrong thing to say.
#69 - jjayteohseven (05/11/2012) [-]
lol u should see the hilarious PM i got and the reply i think it could make the front page.

honestly how do i post something
User avatar #74 - Unimaksu (05/11/2012) [-]
what PM?
#75 - jjayteohseven (05/11/2012) [-]

> bagone said:
> You have no fucking Idea whet was sacrificed for the cat and you have no right to tell a child to die.... mother Fucker! If I could have you for ten minutes I would fuck you up! im the one who didnt have the money! Not her! She was a kid! My god! Just tell me where you live! Fucker!
#76 - jjayteohseven (05/11/2012) [-]
me to bagone
LOL th fuck are you talking about. sacrificed for the cat?! i can tell right now your lying.

YOU SOUND AS RETARDED AS YOUR "CHILD". PFFT honestly judging by this message i would say you have the brain function of a 16-ish year old

YOU MESSAGE SCREAMS THAT YOUR A PURE IDIOT.

i never told whoever to go die hahaha what the fuck? i was the first to reply i simply told her to go to the vet with abit of a backstory this is funnyjunk after all people like to LOL , i never said to go die you fucking muppet

if shes dead.. PICS OR IT DIDNT HAPPEN who knows you might make front page of morbid section hahaha. moron.

where do you live? chances are itl be easier for me to drive to you, than you catching a bus adolescent child.

User avatar #79 - firechicken (05/11/2012) [-]
bagone to me

Hi
Im the parent and I dont have money because the economy took a shit and i support three people and to many stray animals... Let me start off by saying you are an ignorant cunt. Fuck you and I would take more pride in kicking every guys ass that would agree with you.... My daughter was so distraught with the message you left she cut her wrists.... Its not her fault that I cant pay the bill's. So iF YOU FEEL AS STRONGLY AS YOU DO ABOUT THE ANIMALS AND ALL THAT I HAVE DONE TO KEEP THEM ALIVE AND YOU HAVE A GUY WHO WANTS TO FIGHT... Let me have them.... Because I dont hurt girls but if you were a guy I would fuck you up!
User avatar #80 - firechicken (05/11/2012) [-]

LOL 'kay
me to bagone

Protip: starting off your argument with "You are an ignorant cunt" probably isn't the best of ways to start your argument.

You aren't the only one who's being affected by a shitty economy, so don't even try to use that card. And for some reason i highly doubt your "daughter" cut her wrists because of my comment. If she did? Then that was a stupid move on her part, and she needs to talk to someone or get some help (this comming from a person who cut for two years and finally got help for it). And trust me darling, if you wanted to fight anyone, it would be me :) But, I'm not stupid enough to go waging fights against people on the internet, so no fight will happen.

PS: Another Protip; Cats are pretty much one of the top mascots for the internet, it probably isn't the greatest of ideas to post something pertaining to a sick cat and not getting treatment for it.
User avatar #78 - Unimaksu (05/11/2012) [-]
>>>>Hello 25 year old asshole! Thats a personal friend that you just erged to kill herself... Wanna meet me? I wanna meet you. Live In the bay area? Oh god I hope so! You dont know the pain and suffering the animal and person ae going through... Times are tight.. But why am I telling you this... You care about animal life more than human... but you are hiding too... Come out... I dare you.. lets go. And pleae god dont let me find you...


(that's the PM i got)
User avatar #77 - Unimaksu (05/11/2012) [-]
i got a similar one, he was threatening me. i laughed my ass off
User avatar #70 - ultrarobbie (05/11/2012) [-]
Screenshot it, post in paint, save as jpg., upload.
#71 - jjayteohseven (05/11/2012) [-]
the upload part what do i upload it as?

if that makes sense
User avatar #72 - ultrarobbie (05/11/2012) [-]
Reply to my post, click the first tab, select the file.
#5 - because that's gross 05/11/2012 on Oh, I should grab some... 0
#9 - no, i think that pretty much covers it 05/11/2012 on Google can be harsh. +2
#42 - how are you going to play it without the cd key? even if you g… 05/10/2012 on Behold the magnificence +3
#41 - yes, yes you should  [+] (1 new reply) 05/10/2012 on Behold the magnificence +2
User avatar #54 - lazaman (05/10/2012) [-]
ok
#56 - oh, you're a girl? well i'll thumb up your content and wait at…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/10/2012 on Oh Bolin.. +16
#62 - Sethorein (05/10/2012) [-]
semi-related .gif for you :D
#57 - bloodbending Comment deleted by Unimaksu
#8 - did you know it's illegal to put money into parking meter if y…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/10/2012 on who cares paper 0
#12 - pevi (05/11/2012) [-]
idk that
User avatar #11 - SquishyHaribo (05/10/2012) [-]
it's just a way of making more money off of people
#3 - i kind of want to drop a bomb that produces a lot of heat in t…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/10/2012 on Like a boss! +31
#16 - xplosevdiarrhea (05/11/2012) [-]
No way, people glass is the shit.
#9 - i can't wait to get it 05/10/2012 on Behold the magnificence 0
#150 - hasser 05/10/2012 on Haser gehen zu hassen +1
#1 - thumb for you, that made me giggle 05/10/2012 on Older than time 0
#3 - lol, cherry popsicle 05/10/2012 on The Russian Sleep Experiment +6
#1 - i never grew wisdom teeth 05/10/2012 on Wisdom Teeth 0
#11 - river didn't give him any regenerations, she just used up all … 05/09/2012 on THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!! +1

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#15 - anonymous (09/02/2012) [-]
Hey i saw you commented on the one picture of the small world accident at disneyland. and i was just wondering if you ever uploaded that photo of that uniform you were talking about
#13 - willidie (05/31/2012) [-]
You have a tiny penis, bitch.
I wish your mother was dead.
User avatar #14 to #13 - Unimaksu (05/31/2012) [-]
thanks, i love you too
User avatar #11 - jimthehellhog (05/12/2012) [-]
i must have pissed you off and that makes me happy beyond belief
User avatar #12 to #11 - Unimaksu (05/13/2012) [-]
nope, i was just really bored
#9 - bagone (05/11/2012) [-]
**** You Mother ****** !!
User avatar #10 to #9 - Unimaksu (05/11/2012) [-]
thanks, that's very flattering, but i'm married. i'm sure you'll find a man someday
User avatar #2 - whomadewho ONLINE (03/28/2012) [-]
hello
User avatar #3 to #2 - Unimaksu (03/28/2012) [-]
hi there
User avatar #4 to #3 - whomadewho ONLINE (03/28/2012) [-]
how are you?
User avatar #5 to #4 - Unimaksu (03/28/2012) [-]
i'm good. just working late. you?
User avatar #6 to #5 - whomadewho ONLINE (03/28/2012) [-]
saying hi to everyone
User avatar #7 to #6 - Unimaksu (03/28/2012) [-]
very friendly of you. i'm glad there's people like you on the internet
User avatar #8 to #7 - whomadewho ONLINE (03/28/2012) [-]
thank you
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