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Unimaksu

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Age: 29
Date Signed Up:11/05/2009
Location:USA
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#8 - my name is Jon, if i legally change it to Frank am i still Jon…  [+] (11 new replies) 01/16/2016 on Ricky Gerbil +10
#9 - skelebones (01/16/2016) [-]
yes youd be frank because you dont have a mental disorder that requires you to change it to maintain an "identity"
#20 - mixedfeelings (01/16/2016) [-]
do they not let retarded people change their name?
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#10 - Unimaksu (01/16/2016) [-]
ok, now what if i decide to change my name it Amanda? i am still a man, no surgery, i'm still atrracted to women, i just want to be called Amanda
#11 - skelebones (01/16/2016) [-]
then youd still have a mental disorder. probably disassociative personality disorder.
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#12 - Unimaksu (01/16/2016) [-]
why is it sane for me to want to be called frank but not sane for me to want to be called amanda? what about sam, or ash? those are names that can be used for both genders. dude changed his name legally to caitlyn, so he should be called caitlyn, he just shouldn't be called a woman
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#45 - infinitereaper (01/16/2016) [-]
there is no reason to respect a murderers name change in the first place
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#48 - Unimaksu (01/16/2016) [-]
hey now a jury of my peers said i didn't murder anyone
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#49 - infinitereaper (01/16/2016) [-]
some people also say we never went to the moon
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#52 - Unimaksu (01/16/2016) [-]
well i didn't murder anyone there either
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#55 - Unimaksu (01/16/2016) [-]
...yet
#13 - skelebones (01/16/2016) [-]
oh wait u said NO surgery... my bad
then nah amanda would be ok.
isnt there a john wayne movie where he plays a character named mariam?
#6 - i only said caityln/bruce, because he had his name legally cha…  [+] (14 new replies) 01/16/2016 on Ricky Gerbil +4
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#21 - landartheconqueror (01/16/2016) [-]
such a good song...
#7 - skelebones (01/16/2016) [-]
and again no ammount of pandering bullshittery or fuckassedness will change it to caitlyn. even by legal means. he is still bruce
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#8 - Unimaksu (01/16/2016) [-]
my name is Jon, if i legally change it to Frank am i still Jon? it's not pandering. its just a name
#9 - skelebones (01/16/2016) [-]
yes youd be frank because you dont have a mental disorder that requires you to change it to maintain an "identity"
#20 - mixedfeelings (01/16/2016) [-]
do they not let retarded people change their name?
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#10 - Unimaksu (01/16/2016) [-]
ok, now what if i decide to change my name it Amanda? i am still a man, no surgery, i'm still atrracted to women, i just want to be called Amanda
#11 - skelebones (01/16/2016) [-]
then youd still have a mental disorder. probably disassociative personality disorder.
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#12 - Unimaksu (01/16/2016) [-]
why is it sane for me to want to be called frank but not sane for me to want to be called amanda? what about sam, or ash? those are names that can be used for both genders. dude changed his name legally to caitlyn, so he should be called caitlyn, he just shouldn't be called a woman
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#45 - infinitereaper (01/16/2016) [-]
there is no reason to respect a murderers name change in the first place
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#48 - Unimaksu (01/16/2016) [-]
hey now a jury of my peers said i didn't murder anyone
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#49 - infinitereaper (01/16/2016) [-]
some people also say we never went to the moon
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#52 - Unimaksu (01/16/2016) [-]
well i didn't murder anyone there either
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#55 - Unimaksu (01/16/2016) [-]
...yet
#13 - skelebones (01/16/2016) [-]
oh wait u said NO surgery... my bad
then nah amanda would be ok.
isnt there a john wayne movie where he plays a character named mariam?
#11 - i have no clue what he's saying, but it still made me laugh  [+] (1 new reply) 01/16/2016 on Cutting the cheese +1
#12 - hillbillypowpow (01/16/2016) [-]
I didn't even want to become immortal that much anyways, too much hard work.
and you have to keep watchin people goin in and out of the white house for the rest of time, no thanks, samuel.
#3 - i honestly think that caitlyn/bruce jenner still has a penis a…  [+] (21 new replies) 01/16/2016 on Ricky Gerbil +30
#42 - itsalwaysunny (01/16/2016) [-]
Oh yea, alot of trans people I know think caitlyn jenner is a joke. I personally hate that she's somehow become a hero for the transgender community, when really, everything she says and does, aswell as having a train wreck of a face, just hurts us even more.

The fact that she got her own show, purely because she's trans, only furthers the idea that the whole thing is just some shitty publicity stunt too. That or she's feeling left out of being famous and doing this like the other Snowflake Trannies, purely for attention. Which is literally the opposite of what normal transgenders want.

I guarantee she's going to go back to being Bruce after a few years, at least after making transgenders look even more retarded, then she will call it quits.
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#51 - Unimaksu (01/16/2016) [-]
yeah, i know a few transgender people that are upset that the community is being misrepresented and making them all look bad when the majority are good people and just want to be left alone
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#31 - bladeboy (01/16/2016) [-]
The trasngender community is already a joke
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#38 - Unimaksu (01/16/2016) [-]
unfortunately it is, i have a friend who is transgender, and through her i know a few more transgender people that all agree that the current public image is a disgrace due in large part to the people that have chosen themselves to to be representatives of the community as a whole, be it on the internet, or tv, etc. it creates a negative stigma for the ones that just want to live a normal calm life after their transition
#5 - skelebones (01/16/2016) [-]
no need to split it
its bruce
no ammount of pandering or bullshittery or fuckassedness will change that
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#16 - adunsaveme (01/16/2016) [-]
i'm pretty sure his name is legally caitlyn now tho so yeah that does change it somewhat
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#6 - Unimaksu (01/16/2016) [-]
i only said caityln/bruce, because he had his name legally changed to caitlyn. still a man, but a man named caitlyn (Boy Named Sue plays in the background) A Boy Named Sue: Johnny Cash
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#21 - landartheconqueror (01/16/2016) [-]
such a good song...
#7 - skelebones (01/16/2016) [-]
and again no ammount of pandering bullshittery or fuckassedness will change it to caitlyn. even by legal means. he is still bruce
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#8 - Unimaksu (01/16/2016) [-]
my name is Jon, if i legally change it to Frank am i still Jon? it's not pandering. its just a name
#9 - skelebones (01/16/2016) [-]
yes youd be frank because you dont have a mental disorder that requires you to change it to maintain an "identity"
#20 - mixedfeelings (01/16/2016) [-]
do they not let retarded people change their name?
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#10 - Unimaksu (01/16/2016) [-]
ok, now what if i decide to change my name it Amanda? i am still a man, no surgery, i'm still atrracted to women, i just want to be called Amanda
#11 - skelebones (01/16/2016) [-]
then youd still have a mental disorder. probably disassociative personality disorder.
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#12 - Unimaksu (01/16/2016) [-]
why is it sane for me to want to be called frank but not sane for me to want to be called amanda? what about sam, or ash? those are names that can be used for both genders. dude changed his name legally to caitlyn, so he should be called caitlyn, he just shouldn't be called a woman
User avatar
#45 - infinitereaper (01/16/2016) [-]
there is no reason to respect a murderers name change in the first place
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#48 - Unimaksu (01/16/2016) [-]
hey now a jury of my peers said i didn't murder anyone
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#49 - infinitereaper (01/16/2016) [-]
some people also say we never went to the moon
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#52 - Unimaksu (01/16/2016) [-]
well i didn't murder anyone there either
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#55 - Unimaksu (01/16/2016) [-]
...yet
#13 - skelebones (01/16/2016) [-]
oh wait u said NO surgery... my bad
then nah amanda would be ok.
isnt there a john wayne movie where he plays a character named mariam?
#9 - i added audio  [+] (14 new replies) 01/16/2016 on Cutting the cheese +168
#17 - nintendolover (01/16/2016) [-]
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#15 - italianchef (01/16/2016) [-]
edit it so it starts screaming when it gets cut
#21 - muhsweg (01/16/2016) [-]
You mean like this?
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#36 - Unimaksu (01/16/2016) [-]
that one was better than mine
#25 - theoddanon (01/16/2016) [-]
That's the shit I'm looking for.
#16 - Unimaksu (01/16/2016) [-]
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#20 - enferax (01/16/2016) [-]
I'm to lazy, so someone has to edit the duck army sound to it. Duck Army
#22 - kunchuma (01/16/2016) [-]
here you go
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#26 - enferax (01/16/2016) [-]
Thats the stuff.
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#19 - wafflewarior (01/16/2016) [-]
absolute madman
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#14 - skeletorexplains (01/16/2016) [-]
i was expecting screaming for a minute.
#10 - ohhh (01/16/2016) [-]
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#11 - Unimaksu (01/16/2016) [-]
i have no clue what he's saying, but it still made me laugh
#12 - hillbillypowpow (01/16/2016) [-]
I didn't even want to become immortal that much anyways, too much hard work.
and you have to keep watchin people goin in and out of the white house for the rest of time, no thanks, samuel.
#27 - great, now i've completely lost my erection 01/15/2016 on There's just soup 0
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#5 - i always thought that was referring to something that fry did … 01/14/2016 on windmill +1
#36 - an entirely sane and logical thing to do 01/14/2016 on Seems legit +7
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