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Date Signed Up:11/05/2009
Last Login:12/28/2014
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#198 - that's not average  [+] (26 new replies) 05/31/2012 on Boner Alert -7
User avatar #282 - papernazi (05/31/2012) [-]
I'll see you in NSFW then, Mr. Longfellow?
User avatar #286 - Unimaksu (05/31/2012) [-]
i don't post pictures of my penis online. but i'm flattered that you really want to see it that bad
User avatar #203 - nindogfellow (05/31/2012) [-]
Do you only ever see giant black cock?
User avatar #205 - Unimaksu (05/31/2012) [-]
not, just mine. and some in porn
#215 - anonymous (05/31/2012) [-]
Pornstars are pornstars for a reason; they have huge dicks. Average penis size is about 5 to 6 inches. This man falls in that range. Now STFU and quit pretending you dont have a 2 inch oversized clit, faggot.
#226 - Unimaksu (05/31/2012) [-]
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#239 - Unimaksu (05/31/2012) [-]
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#243 - Unimaksu (05/31/2012) [-]
#244 - stepper has deleted their comment.
User avatar #219 - Unimaksu (05/31/2012) [-]
i think that statistic was made up by a scientist with a small penis. and i'm not attacking anyone. except the poor photoshop job that gave this dude a little penis. why is everyone getting so damn butthurt?
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#245 - anonymous (05/31/2012) [-]
Obvious troll is obvious
User avatar #246 - Unimaksu (05/31/2012) [-]
i wasn't being a troll
#256 - finalrendition (05/31/2012) [-]
Orly?
User avatar #257 - Unimaksu (05/31/2012) [-]
yarly
#262 - finalrendition (05/31/2012) [-]
I can't believe everyone has responded to your textbook trolling. Oh well. I'm glad I have a girlfriend
User avatar #265 - Unimaksu (05/31/2012) [-]
i really didn't start out trying to troll, but at this point i am, i honestly think it's hilarious how butthurt everyone is getting because i said a photoshopped penis was small
User avatar #266 - finalrendition (05/31/2012) [-]
It's because you contradict a well-known fact. To put it simply, you are wrong, and firmly believe that you are right
User avatar #268 - Unimaksu (05/31/2012) [-]
since when. all i said was that the fake dick in the picture was small. what well known fact am i contradicting? and if i was contradicting a well known fact i'd be proving that fact wrong, so thank you for justifying my alleged claim
User avatar #275 - finalrendition (05/31/2012) [-]
You said that 5-6 inches is small, when in reality it is average
User avatar #278 - Unimaksu (05/31/2012) [-]
no, all i said was that i think that statistic was made up be a scientist with a small penis. i'm not disputing the statistic as a well known and accepted fact. just seeing a little humor in the situation and making a joke
User avatar #284 - Unimaksu (05/31/2012) [-]
@finalrendition: if i was contradicting a well known fact, i would be proving it wrong. i think the phrase you're looking for is "disputing a well known fact"
User avatar #280 - finalrendition (05/31/2012) [-]
That would be the contradiction of well known fact
#210 - nindogfellow (05/31/2012) [-]
Cartman?
#196 - i bet everyone that thumbed me down has a really small penis j…  [+] (5 new replies) 05/31/2012 on Boner Alert -7
User avatar #308 - awesomanium (05/31/2012) [-]
Your point was not that invalid, you're just being a dick about it.
User avatar #312 - Unimaksu (05/31/2012) [-]
yeah, but not a small dick like the one in this picture
User avatar #224 - Hreidmar (05/31/2012) [-]
Yes, I have a tiny penis. No, I'm not thumbing you down because I think it's a personal attack, I just found your comment to be inane and incorrect, and I agree with people calling you insecure.
#225 - Unimaksu (05/31/2012) [-]
User avatar #229 - Hreidmar (05/31/2012) [-]
Thanks, I'll keep that picture in case I utterly run out of arguments in a conversation.

no, seriously, thanks.
#182 - regardless of my security level, that is a really small penis  [+] (37 new replies) 05/31/2012 on Boner Alert -16
User avatar #196 - Unimaksu (05/31/2012) [-]
i bet everyone that thumbed me down has a really small penis just like that one and is taking my comment as some kind of personal attack. like this one is...
User avatar #308 - awesomanium (05/31/2012) [-]
Your point was not that invalid, you're just being a dick about it.
User avatar #312 - Unimaksu (05/31/2012) [-]
yeah, but not a small dick like the one in this picture
User avatar #224 - Hreidmar (05/31/2012) [-]
Yes, I have a tiny penis. No, I'm not thumbing you down because I think it's a personal attack, I just found your comment to be inane and incorrect, and I agree with people calling you insecure.
#225 - Unimaksu (05/31/2012) [-]
User avatar #229 - Hreidmar (05/31/2012) [-]
Thanks, I'll keep that picture in case I utterly run out of arguments in a conversation.

no, seriously, thanks.
#188 - willidie (05/31/2012) [-]
^insecure
#228 - Unimaksu (05/31/2012) [-]
#187 - anonymous (05/31/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #138 at Truly Morbid ** looks pretty average to me
User avatar #192 - papernazi (05/31/2012) [-]
i agree
User avatar #198 - Unimaksu (05/31/2012) [-]
that's not average
User avatar #282 - papernazi (05/31/2012) [-]
I'll see you in NSFW then, Mr. Longfellow?
User avatar #286 - Unimaksu (05/31/2012) [-]
i don't post pictures of my penis online. but i'm flattered that you really want to see it that bad
User avatar #203 - nindogfellow (05/31/2012) [-]
Do you only ever see giant black cock?
User avatar #205 - Unimaksu (05/31/2012) [-]
not, just mine. and some in porn
#215 - anonymous (05/31/2012) [-]
Pornstars are pornstars for a reason; they have huge dicks. Average penis size is about 5 to 6 inches. This man falls in that range. Now STFU and quit pretending you dont have a 2 inch oversized clit, faggot.
#226 - Unimaksu (05/31/2012) [-]
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#243 - Unimaksu (05/31/2012) [-]
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User avatar #219 - Unimaksu (05/31/2012) [-]
i think that statistic was made up by a scientist with a small penis. and i'm not attacking anyone. except the poor photoshop job that gave this dude a little penis. why is everyone getting so damn butthurt?
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#245 - anonymous (05/31/2012) [-]
Obvious troll is obvious
User avatar #246 - Unimaksu (05/31/2012) [-]
i wasn't being a troll
#256 - finalrendition (05/31/2012) [-]
Orly?
User avatar #257 - Unimaksu (05/31/2012) [-]
yarly
#262 - finalrendition (05/31/2012) [-]
I can't believe everyone has responded to your textbook trolling. Oh well. I'm glad I have a girlfriend
User avatar #265 - Unimaksu (05/31/2012) [-]
i really didn't start out trying to troll, but at this point i am, i honestly think it's hilarious how butthurt everyone is getting because i said a photoshopped penis was small
User avatar #266 - finalrendition (05/31/2012) [-]
It's because you contradict a well-known fact. To put it simply, you are wrong, and firmly believe that you are right
User avatar #268 - Unimaksu (05/31/2012) [-]
since when. all i said was that the fake dick in the picture was small. what well known fact am i contradicting? and if i was contradicting a well known fact i'd be proving that fact wrong, so thank you for justifying my alleged claim
User avatar #275 - finalrendition (05/31/2012) [-]
You said that 5-6 inches is small, when in reality it is average
User avatar #278 - Unimaksu (05/31/2012) [-]
no, all i said was that i think that statistic was made up be a scientist with a small penis. i'm not disputing the statistic as a well known and accepted fact. just seeing a little humor in the situation and making a joke
User avatar #284 - Unimaksu (05/31/2012) [-]
@finalrendition: if i was contradicting a well known fact, i would be proving it wrong. i think the phrase you're looking for is "disputing a well known fact"
User avatar #280 - finalrendition (05/31/2012) [-]
That would be the contradiction of well known fact
#210 - nindogfellow (05/31/2012) [-]
Cartman?
#175 - that's a really small penis  [+] (44 new replies) 05/31/2012 on Boner Alert -19
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User avatar #181 - cakelord (05/31/2012) [-]
Insecure ^
#227 - Unimaksu (05/31/2012) [-]
#222 - comradewinter (05/31/2012) [-]
It is actually pretty small. I'd say about 4-5 inches maybe. 6 is average for white males.
User avatar #615 - cakelord (05/31/2012) [-]
Hm, fair enough then.
User avatar #231 - Unimaksu (05/31/2012) [-]
watch out dude, these guys are in a butthurt mood today. you might get flamed for saying this is a small penis
User avatar #182 - Unimaksu (05/31/2012) [-]
regardless of my security level, that is a really small penis
User avatar #196 - Unimaksu (05/31/2012) [-]
i bet everyone that thumbed me down has a really small penis just like that one and is taking my comment as some kind of personal attack. like this one is...
User avatar #308 - awesomanium (05/31/2012) [-]
Your point was not that invalid, you're just being a dick about it.
User avatar #312 - Unimaksu (05/31/2012) [-]
yeah, but not a small dick like the one in this picture
User avatar #224 - Hreidmar (05/31/2012) [-]
Yes, I have a tiny penis. No, I'm not thumbing you down because I think it's a personal attack, I just found your comment to be inane and incorrect, and I agree with people calling you insecure.
#225 - Unimaksu (05/31/2012) [-]
User avatar #229 - Hreidmar (05/31/2012) [-]
Thanks, I'll keep that picture in case I utterly run out of arguments in a conversation.

no, seriously, thanks.
#188 - willidie (05/31/2012) [-]
^insecure
#228 - Unimaksu (05/31/2012) [-]
#187 - anonymous (05/31/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #138 at Truly Morbid ** looks pretty average to me
User avatar #192 - papernazi (05/31/2012) [-]
i agree
User avatar #198 - Unimaksu (05/31/2012) [-]
that's not average
User avatar #282 - papernazi (05/31/2012) [-]
I'll see you in NSFW then, Mr. Longfellow?
User avatar #286 - Unimaksu (05/31/2012) [-]
i don't post pictures of my penis online. but i'm flattered that you really want to see it that bad
User avatar #203 - nindogfellow (05/31/2012) [-]
Do you only ever see giant black cock?
User avatar #205 - Unimaksu (05/31/2012) [-]
not, just mine. and some in porn
#215 - anonymous (05/31/2012) [-]
Pornstars are pornstars for a reason; they have huge dicks. Average penis size is about 5 to 6 inches. This man falls in that range. Now STFU and quit pretending you dont have a 2 inch oversized clit, faggot.
#226 - Unimaksu (05/31/2012) [-]
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#239 - Unimaksu (05/31/2012) [-]
#241 - stepper has deleted their comment.
#243 - Unimaksu (05/31/2012) [-]
#244 - stepper has deleted their comment.
User avatar #219 - Unimaksu (05/31/2012) [-]
i think that statistic was made up by a scientist with a small penis. and i'm not attacking anyone. except the poor photoshop job that gave this dude a little penis. why is everyone getting so damn butthurt?
#283 - Unimaksu has deleted their comment.
#245 - anonymous (05/31/2012) [-]
Obvious troll is obvious
User avatar #246 - Unimaksu (05/31/2012) [-]
i wasn't being a troll
#256 - finalrendition (05/31/2012) [-]
Orly?
User avatar #257 - Unimaksu (05/31/2012) [-]
yarly
#262 - finalrendition (05/31/2012) [-]
I can't believe everyone has responded to your textbook trolling. Oh well. I'm glad I have a girlfriend
User avatar #265 - Unimaksu (05/31/2012) [-]
i really didn't start out trying to troll, but at this point i am, i honestly think it's hilarious how butthurt everyone is getting because i said a photoshopped penis was small
User avatar #266 - finalrendition (05/31/2012) [-]
It's because you contradict a well-known fact. To put it simply, you are wrong, and firmly believe that you are right
User avatar #268 - Unimaksu (05/31/2012) [-]
since when. all i said was that the fake dick in the picture was small. what well known fact am i contradicting? and if i was contradicting a well known fact i'd be proving that fact wrong, so thank you for justifying my alleged claim
User avatar #275 - finalrendition (05/31/2012) [-]
You said that 5-6 inches is small, when in reality it is average
User avatar #278 - Unimaksu (05/31/2012) [-]
no, all i said was that i think that statistic was made up be a scientist with a small penis. i'm not disputing the statistic as a well known and accepted fact. just seeing a little humor in the situation and making a joke
User avatar #284 - Unimaksu (05/31/2012) [-]
@finalrendition: if i was contradicting a well known fact, i would be proving it wrong. i think the phrase you're looking for is "disputing a well known fact"
User avatar #280 - finalrendition (05/31/2012) [-]
That would be the contradiction of well known fact
#210 - nindogfellow (05/31/2012) [-]
Cartman?
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#1 - it's more like every other guy getting free tickets to the con… 05/30/2012 on Friend zone +1
#3 - instant coffee?! you sick mother ****** ! 05/30/2012 on fuck da police +4
#7 - how do you make an 8 year old girl cry twice? you wipe you… 05/28/2012 on Black Humour 0
#2 - i spit soda on my monitor when i read this one 05/28/2012 on TFD2 0
#356 - PICTURES! 05/28/2012 on Have fun +2
#355 - **Unimaksu rolls 11** stand on all fours and eat grass and y…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/28/2012 on Have fun +15
User avatar #356 - Unimaksu (05/28/2012) [-]
PICTURES!
#353 - **Unimaksu rolls 71** **** his dog 05/28/2012 on Have fun -2
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#261 - i was a c section 05/26/2012 on Truly morbid -1
#26 - and you obviously don't know how to make one 05/25/2012 on Deadmau5 responds 0
#24 - "your single" is grammatically correct since it's sh…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/25/2012 on Deadmau5 responds +2
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User avatar #26 - Unimaksu (05/25/2012) [-]
and you obviously don't know how to make one
#21 - you're just dumb  [+] (4 new replies) 05/25/2012 on Deadmau5 responds 0
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User avatar #24 - Unimaksu (05/25/2012) [-]
"your single" is grammatically correct since it's shows possession of the "single" in question. In music, a single or record single is a type of release, typically a recording of fewer tracks than an LP record or an Album.
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User avatar #26 - Unimaksu (05/25/2012) [-]
and you obviously don't know how to make one
#6 - that's how i ejaculate. **** is just like die har… 05/24/2012 on Science! +10
#129 - i have the National Animal Control Association Training Guide.… 05/24/2012 on My sex life 0
#24 - staples worked, thanks man 05/23/2012 on Googles thang +3
#22 - it won't stay on my face  [+] (2 new replies) 05/23/2012 on Googles thang 0
User avatar #23 - anonymousattorney (05/23/2012) [-]
Staples or superglue.
User avatar #24 - Unimaksu (05/23/2012) [-]
staples worked, thanks man
#20 - HANDLEBAR MUSTACHE!!! I WANT ONE!!!  [+] (4 new replies) 05/23/2012 on Googles thang 0
#21 - anonymousattorney (05/23/2012) [-]
Here you go.
User avatar #22 - Unimaksu (05/23/2012) [-]
it won't stay on my face
User avatar #23 - anonymousattorney (05/23/2012) [-]
Staples or superglue.
User avatar #24 - Unimaksu (05/23/2012) [-]
staples worked, thanks man
#18 - i guess, but i don't feel too bad about it  [+] (6 new replies) 05/23/2012 on Googles thang 0
#19 - anonymousattorney (05/23/2012) [-]
meh.
User avatar #20 - Unimaksu (05/23/2012) [-]
HANDLEBAR MUSTACHE!!! I WANT ONE!!!
#21 - anonymousattorney (05/23/2012) [-]
Here you go.
User avatar #22 - Unimaksu (05/23/2012) [-]
it won't stay on my face
User avatar #23 - anonymousattorney (05/23/2012) [-]
Staples or superglue.
User avatar #24 - Unimaksu (05/23/2012) [-]
staples worked, thanks man
#16 - google chrome  [+] (8 new replies) 05/23/2012 on Googles thang 0
User avatar #17 - anonymousattorney (05/23/2012) [-]
well, you're screwed.
User avatar #18 - Unimaksu (05/23/2012) [-]
i guess, but i don't feel too bad about it
#19 - anonymousattorney (05/23/2012) [-]
meh.
User avatar #20 - Unimaksu (05/23/2012) [-]
HANDLEBAR MUSTACHE!!! I WANT ONE!!!
#21 - anonymousattorney (05/23/2012) [-]
Here you go.
User avatar #22 - Unimaksu (05/23/2012) [-]
it won't stay on my face
User avatar #23 - anonymousattorney (05/23/2012) [-]
Staples or superglue.
User avatar #24 - Unimaksu (05/23/2012) [-]
staples worked, thanks man

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#15 - anonymous (09/02/2012) [-]
Hey i saw you commented on the one picture of the small world accident at disneyland. and i was just wondering if you ever uploaded that photo of that uniform you were talking about
#13 - willidie (05/31/2012) [-]
You have a tiny penis, bitch.
I wish your mother was dead.
User avatar #14 to #13 - Unimaksu (05/31/2012) [-]
thanks, i love you too
User avatar #11 - jimthehellhog (05/12/2012) [-]
i must have pissed you off and that makes me happy beyond belief
User avatar #12 to #11 - Unimaksu (05/13/2012) [-]
nope, i was just really bored
#9 - bagone (05/11/2012) [-]
**** You Mother ****** !!
User avatar #10 to #9 - Unimaksu (05/11/2012) [-]
thanks, that's very flattering, but i'm married. i'm sure you'll find a man someday
User avatar #2 - whomadewho (03/28/2012) [-]
hello
User avatar #3 to #2 - Unimaksu (03/28/2012) [-]
hi there
User avatar #4 to #3 - whomadewho (03/28/2012) [-]
how are you?
User avatar #5 to #4 - Unimaksu (03/28/2012) [-]
i'm good. just working late. you?
User avatar #6 to #5 - whomadewho (03/28/2012) [-]
saying hi to everyone
User avatar #7 to #6 - Unimaksu (03/28/2012) [-]
very friendly of you. i'm glad there's people like you on the internet
User avatar #8 to #7 - whomadewho (03/28/2012) [-]
thank you
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