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Gender: male
Age: 27
Date Signed Up:11/05/2009
Last Login:10/29/2014
Location:USA
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Content Ranking:#3247
Comment Ranking:#34451
Highest Content Rank:#3157
Highest Comment Rank:#3127
Content Thumbs: 1038 total,  1514 ,  476
Comment Thumbs: 2857 total,  3748 ,  891
Content Level Progress: 90% (9/10)
Level 86 Content: Srs Business → Level 87 Content: Srs Business
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Level 228 Comments: Mind Blower → Level 229 Comments: Mind Blower
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Times Content Favorited:115 times
Total Comments Made:1179
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#8 - Picture 06/11/2012 on The Truth of the Matter +8
#199 - there isn't an uncensored version. i was just showing the sour… 06/07/2012 on Feminism 0
#145 - i posted this status on my facebook months ago 06/06/2012 on Space 0
#6 - http://drsarahjensen.blogspot.com/2011/01/300-feminists-protes…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/06/2012 on Feminism +1
User avatar #41 - redwolfradolf (06/06/2012) [-]
that's no good.
It's all censored.
User avatar #199 - Unimaksu (06/07/2012) [-]
there isn't an uncensored version. i was just showing the source of the picture.
#44 - it's a well known fact that unicorns don't grow horns until th…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/01/2012 on Unicorn pregnancy +7
User avatar #45 - demandsgayversion (06/01/2012) [-]
Of all the wierdest times to say "I was just about to say that".....
#188 - it'll be **** soon. just like G4, SciFi (i refuse… 05/31/2012 on Bullet Hitting Concrete Wall +1
#14 - thanks, i love you too 05/31/2012 on Unimaksu's profile 0
#312 - yeah, but not a small dick like the one in this picture 05/31/2012 on Boner Alert +1
#286 - i don't post pictures of my penis online. but i'm flattered th… 05/31/2012 on Boner Alert -2
#284 - @finalrendition: if i was contradicting a well known fact, i w… 05/31/2012 on Boner Alert -2
#283 - Comment deleted 05/31/2012 on Boner Alert 0
#278 - no, all i said was that i think that statistic was made up be …  [+] (2 new replies) 05/31/2012 on Boner Alert -3
User avatar #284 - Unimaksu (05/31/2012) [-]
@finalrendition: if i was contradicting a well known fact, i would be proving it wrong. i think the phrase you're looking for is "disputing a well known fact"
User avatar #280 - finalrendition (05/31/2012) [-]
That would be the contradiction of well known fact
#268 - since when. all i said was that the fake dick in the picture w…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/31/2012 on Boner Alert -3
User avatar #275 - finalrendition (05/31/2012) [-]
You said that 5-6 inches is small, when in reality it is average
User avatar #278 - Unimaksu (05/31/2012) [-]
no, all i said was that i think that statistic was made up be a scientist with a small penis. i'm not disputing the statistic as a well known and accepted fact. just seeing a little humor in the situation and making a joke
User avatar #284 - Unimaksu (05/31/2012) [-]
@finalrendition: if i was contradicting a well known fact, i would be proving it wrong. i think the phrase you're looking for is "disputing a well known fact"
User avatar #280 - finalrendition (05/31/2012) [-]
That would be the contradiction of well known fact
#265 - i really didn't start out trying to troll, but at this point i…  [+] (6 new replies) 05/31/2012 on Boner Alert -2
User avatar #266 - finalrendition (05/31/2012) [-]
It's because you contradict a well-known fact. To put it simply, you are wrong, and firmly believe that you are right
User avatar #268 - Unimaksu (05/31/2012) [-]
since when. all i said was that the fake dick in the picture was small. what well known fact am i contradicting? and if i was contradicting a well known fact i'd be proving that fact wrong, so thank you for justifying my alleged claim
User avatar #275 - finalrendition (05/31/2012) [-]
You said that 5-6 inches is small, when in reality it is average
User avatar #278 - Unimaksu (05/31/2012) [-]
no, all i said was that i think that statistic was made up be a scientist with a small penis. i'm not disputing the statistic as a well known and accepted fact. just seeing a little humor in the situation and making a joke
User avatar #284 - Unimaksu (05/31/2012) [-]
@finalrendition: if i was contradicting a well known fact, i would be proving it wrong. i think the phrase you're looking for is "disputing a well known fact"
User avatar #280 - finalrendition (05/31/2012) [-]
That would be the contradiction of well known fact
#257 - yarly  [+] (8 new replies) 05/31/2012 on Boner Alert -2
#262 - finalrendition (05/31/2012) [-]
I can't believe everyone has responded to your textbook trolling. Oh well. I'm glad I have a girlfriend
User avatar #265 - Unimaksu (05/31/2012) [-]
i really didn't start out trying to troll, but at this point i am, i honestly think it's hilarious how butthurt everyone is getting because i said a photoshopped penis was small
User avatar #266 - finalrendition (05/31/2012) [-]
It's because you contradict a well-known fact. To put it simply, you are wrong, and firmly believe that you are right
User avatar #268 - Unimaksu (05/31/2012) [-]
since when. all i said was that the fake dick in the picture was small. what well known fact am i contradicting? and if i was contradicting a well known fact i'd be proving that fact wrong, so thank you for justifying my alleged claim
User avatar #275 - finalrendition (05/31/2012) [-]
You said that 5-6 inches is small, when in reality it is average
User avatar #278 - Unimaksu (05/31/2012) [-]
no, all i said was that i think that statistic was made up be a scientist with a small penis. i'm not disputing the statistic as a well known and accepted fact. just seeing a little humor in the situation and making a joke
User avatar #284 - Unimaksu (05/31/2012) [-]
@finalrendition: if i was contradicting a well known fact, i would be proving it wrong. i think the phrase you're looking for is "disputing a well known fact"
User avatar #280 - finalrendition (05/31/2012) [-]
That would be the contradiction of well known fact
#246 - i wasn't being a troll  [+] (10 new replies) 05/31/2012 on Boner Alert -3
#256 - finalrendition (05/31/2012) [-]
Orly?
User avatar #257 - Unimaksu (05/31/2012) [-]
yarly
#262 - finalrendition (05/31/2012) [-]
I can't believe everyone has responded to your textbook trolling. Oh well. I'm glad I have a girlfriend
User avatar #265 - Unimaksu (05/31/2012) [-]
i really didn't start out trying to troll, but at this point i am, i honestly think it's hilarious how butthurt everyone is getting because i said a photoshopped penis was small
User avatar #266 - finalrendition (05/31/2012) [-]
It's because you contradict a well-known fact. To put it simply, you are wrong, and firmly believe that you are right
User avatar #268 - Unimaksu (05/31/2012) [-]
since when. all i said was that the fake dick in the picture was small. what well known fact am i contradicting? and if i was contradicting a well known fact i'd be proving that fact wrong, so thank you for justifying my alleged claim
User avatar #275 - finalrendition (05/31/2012) [-]
You said that 5-6 inches is small, when in reality it is average
User avatar #278 - Unimaksu (05/31/2012) [-]
no, all i said was that i think that statistic was made up be a scientist with a small penis. i'm not disputing the statistic as a well known and accepted fact. just seeing a little humor in the situation and making a joke
User avatar #284 - Unimaksu (05/31/2012) [-]
@finalrendition: if i was contradicting a well known fact, i would be proving it wrong. i think the phrase you're looking for is "disputing a well known fact"
User avatar #280 - finalrendition (05/31/2012) [-]
That would be the contradiction of well known fact
#243 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 05/31/2012 on Boner Alert -3
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#239 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 05/31/2012 on Boner Alert -4
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#243 - Unimaksu (05/31/2012) [-]
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#231 - watch out dude, these guys are in a butthurt mood today. you m… 05/31/2012 on Boner Alert 0
#228 - Picture 05/31/2012 on Boner Alert -1
#227 - Picture 05/31/2012 on Boner Alert -4
#226 - Picture  [+] (5 new replies) 05/31/2012 on Boner Alert -3
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#239 - Unimaksu (05/31/2012) [-]
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#243 - Unimaksu (05/31/2012) [-]
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#225 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 05/31/2012 on Boner Alert -1
User avatar #229 - Hreidmar (05/31/2012) [-]
Thanks, I'll keep that picture in case I utterly run out of arguments in a conversation.

no, seriously, thanks.
#219 - i think that statistic was made up by a scientist with a small…  [+] (13 new replies) 05/31/2012 on Boner Alert -6
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#245 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/31/2012) [-]
Obvious troll is obvious
User avatar #246 - Unimaksu (05/31/2012) [-]
i wasn't being a troll
#256 - finalrendition (05/31/2012) [-]
Orly?
User avatar #257 - Unimaksu (05/31/2012) [-]
yarly
#262 - finalrendition (05/31/2012) [-]
I can't believe everyone has responded to your textbook trolling. Oh well. I'm glad I have a girlfriend
User avatar #265 - Unimaksu (05/31/2012) [-]
i really didn't start out trying to troll, but at this point i am, i honestly think it's hilarious how butthurt everyone is getting because i said a photoshopped penis was small
User avatar #266 - finalrendition (05/31/2012) [-]
It's because you contradict a well-known fact. To put it simply, you are wrong, and firmly believe that you are right
User avatar #268 - Unimaksu (05/31/2012) [-]
since when. all i said was that the fake dick in the picture was small. what well known fact am i contradicting? and if i was contradicting a well known fact i'd be proving that fact wrong, so thank you for justifying my alleged claim
User avatar #275 - finalrendition (05/31/2012) [-]
You said that 5-6 inches is small, when in reality it is average
User avatar #278 - Unimaksu (05/31/2012) [-]
no, all i said was that i think that statistic was made up be a scientist with a small penis. i'm not disputing the statistic as a well known and accepted fact. just seeing a little humor in the situation and making a joke
User avatar #284 - Unimaksu (05/31/2012) [-]
@finalrendition: if i was contradicting a well known fact, i would be proving it wrong. i think the phrase you're looking for is "disputing a well known fact"
User avatar #280 - finalrendition (05/31/2012) [-]
That would be the contradiction of well known fact
#205 - not, just mine. and some in porn  [+] (22 new replies) 05/31/2012 on Boner Alert -7
#215 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/31/2012) [-]
Pornstars are pornstars for a reason; they have huge dicks. Average penis size is about 5 to 6 inches. This man falls in that range. Now STFU and quit pretending you dont have a 2 inch oversized clit, faggot.
#226 - Unimaksu (05/31/2012) [-]
#236 - stepper has deleted their comment.
#239 - Unimaksu (05/31/2012) [-]
#241 - stepper has deleted their comment.
#243 - Unimaksu (05/31/2012) [-]
#244 - stepper has deleted their comment.
User avatar #219 - Unimaksu (05/31/2012) [-]
i think that statistic was made up by a scientist with a small penis. and i'm not attacking anyone. except the poor photoshop job that gave this dude a little penis. why is everyone getting so damn butthurt?
#283 - Unimaksu has deleted their comment.
#245 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/31/2012) [-]
Obvious troll is obvious
User avatar #246 - Unimaksu (05/31/2012) [-]
i wasn't being a troll
#256 - finalrendition (05/31/2012) [-]
Orly?
User avatar #257 - Unimaksu (05/31/2012) [-]
yarly
#262 - finalrendition (05/31/2012) [-]
I can't believe everyone has responded to your textbook trolling. Oh well. I'm glad I have a girlfriend
User avatar #265 - Unimaksu (05/31/2012) [-]
i really didn't start out trying to troll, but at this point i am, i honestly think it's hilarious how butthurt everyone is getting because i said a photoshopped penis was small
User avatar #266 - finalrendition (05/31/2012) [-]
It's because you contradict a well-known fact. To put it simply, you are wrong, and firmly believe that you are right
User avatar #268 - Unimaksu (05/31/2012) [-]
since when. all i said was that the fake dick in the picture was small. what well known fact am i contradicting? and if i was contradicting a well known fact i'd be proving that fact wrong, so thank you for justifying my alleged claim
User avatar #275 - finalrendition (05/31/2012) [-]
You said that 5-6 inches is small, when in reality it is average
User avatar #278 - Unimaksu (05/31/2012) [-]
no, all i said was that i think that statistic was made up be a scientist with a small penis. i'm not disputing the statistic as a well known and accepted fact. just seeing a little humor in the situation and making a joke
User avatar #284 - Unimaksu (05/31/2012) [-]
@finalrendition: if i was contradicting a well known fact, i would be proving it wrong. i think the phrase you're looking for is "disputing a well known fact"
User avatar #280 - finalrendition (05/31/2012) [-]
That would be the contradiction of well known fact
#210 - nindogfellow (05/31/2012) [-]
Cartman?

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#15 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/02/2012) [-]
Hey i saw you commented on the one picture of the small world accident at disneyland. and i was just wondering if you ever uploaded that photo of that uniform you were talking about
#13 - willidie (05/31/2012) [-]
You have a tiny penis, bitch.
I wish your mother was dead.
User avatar #14 to #13 - Unimaksu (05/31/2012) [-]
thanks, i love you too
User avatar #11 - jimthehellhog (05/12/2012) [-]
i must have pissed you off and that makes me happy beyond belief
User avatar #12 to #11 - Unimaksu (05/13/2012) [-]
nope, i was just really bored
#9 - bagone (05/11/2012) [-]
**** You Mother ****** !!
User avatar #10 to #9 - Unimaksu (05/11/2012) [-]
thanks, that's very flattering, but i'm married. i'm sure you'll find a man someday
User avatar #2 - whomadewho (03/28/2012) [-]
hello
User avatar #3 to #2 - Unimaksu (03/28/2012) [-]
hi there
User avatar #4 to #3 - whomadewho (03/28/2012) [-]
how are you?
User avatar #5 to #4 - Unimaksu (03/28/2012) [-]
i'm good. just working late. you?
User avatar #6 to #5 - whomadewho (03/28/2012) [-]
saying hi to everyone
User avatar #7 to #6 - Unimaksu (03/28/2012) [-]
very friendly of you. i'm glad there's people like you on the internet
User avatar #8 to #7 - whomadewho (03/28/2012) [-]
thank you
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