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Age: 26
Date Signed Up:11/05/2009
Last Login:5/19/2013
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    it's a choice... right? it's a choice... right?
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    make a wish make a wish
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#4 - no, but the fact that the power rangers movie came out 18 year… 04/08/2013 on I feel old... +2
#65 - well balls 04/08/2013 on V.A.T.S. +1
#20 - why do they always make pipes look like sex toys? 02/19/2013 on Yeah Right +4
#4 - i keep forgetting to log in, but that was me 02/14/2013 on why obama is awesome +1
#4 - but... he's gay  [+] (2 new replies) 02/02/2013 on Loki Loking at boobs 0
#5 - N. Korean citizen (02/02/2013) [-]
Everybody loves boobs... and Raymond.
#27 - rodagnihc (02/03/2013) [-]
and everybody hates chris
#210 - soccer/football's name will be changed to "niggerfaggotcu…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/26/2013 on Horrible Injury +1
#216 - N. Korean citizen (01/26/2013) [-]
aye
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#1 - and he lost his beard... this is a sad day 01/20/2013 on Santa Destroys ACL/MCL 0
#5 - underbite 01/20/2013 on Orcs have bad overbite +9
#3 - no, he's jumping half the distance from himself to the wall ea…  [+] (8 new replies) 01/15/2013 on Science Shark! +41
#20 - fluffstr (01/16/2013) [-]
actually, we did a problem like this in calculus, eventually the frog would reach the end it would just take fucking forever
#12 - jarelk (01/16/2013) [-]
I think what Stargate is trying to say is that because asymptotes really only work if the point is infinitely small like in a graph. A frog has a length of like, a couple of inches so if it reaches around 2 inches of distance from the wall it touches it!

But that's completely ruining the joke.
User avatar #6 - ihazaccount (01/15/2013) [-]
Except I'd be willing to bet that there is a minimum distance for the movement to be called a "jump" not to mention the frog actually has to be able to jump such a small distance..so in reality the frog would eventually reach the wall. Mathematically he's fucked, but in reality he'll get there eventually.
User avatar #4 - turdofdoom (01/15/2013) [-]
actually...
he will kind of touch the wall because of the way we define it.
right now if you are sitting in a chair you are really not in direct contact with it you are actually hovering over it because of that the atoms do this kind of wibly wobly magnet shit and they wont fucking touch eachother. so yeah eventually the frog will feel his nose against the wall.
User avatar #40 - JoshBauer (01/16/2013) [-]
I suddenly feel horribly unsteady sitting on this chair now..
#7 - teranin (01/16/2013) [-]
no fair using quantum physics to ruin the joke man. You can ruin almost any joke with quantum physics.
#14 - aarx (01/16/2013) [-]
why are quantum physicists so bad at sex?
because when they find the right position, they can't find the right momentum and vice versa...
#5 - N. Korean citizen (01/15/2013) [-]
technically due to quantum physics he he also inside the wall
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#15 - N. Korean citizen (09/02/2012) [-]
Hey i saw you commented on the one picture of the small world accident at disneyland. and i was just wondering if you ever uploaded that photo of that uniform you were talking about
#13 - willidie (05/31/2012) [-]
You have a tiny penis, bitch.
I wish your mother was dead.
User avatar #14 to #13 - Unimaksu (05/31/2012) [-]
thanks, i love you too
User avatar #11 - jimthehellhog (05/12/2012) [-]
i must have pissed you off and that makes me happy beyond belief
User avatar #12 to #11 - Unimaksu (05/13/2012) [-]
nope, i was just really bored
#9 - bagone (05/11/2012) [-]
Fuck You Mother Fucker!!
User avatar #10 to #9 - Unimaksu (05/11/2012) [-]
thanks, that's very flattering, but i'm married. i'm sure you'll find a man someday
User avatar #2 - whomadewho (03/28/2012) [-]
hello
User avatar #3 to #2 - Unimaksu (03/28/2012) [-]
hi there
User avatar #4 to #3 - whomadewho (03/28/2012) [-]
how are you?
User avatar #5 to #4 - Unimaksu (03/28/2012) [-]
i'm good. just working late. you?
User avatar #6 to #5 - whomadewho (03/28/2012) [-]
saying hi to everyone
User avatar #7 to #6 - Unimaksu (03/28/2012) [-]
very friendly of you. i'm glad there's people like you on the internet
User avatar #8 to #7 - whomadewho (03/28/2012) [-]
thank you
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