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GabeAsher (05/07/2013) [-] hey man, I was just wondering, if you dont play items anymore, would it be cool if I get yours? :)
I understand if you say no, just figured I would ask :P
I understand if you say no, just figured I would ask :P
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tomanyusernames (05/06/2013) [-] im sure you will figure it out darling, so how are you tonight
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tomanyusernames (05/06/2013) [-] im sorry to hear about you laptop darling, and for how we started talking i could tell you or you could try to figure it out.
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dermuffin ONLINE (05/05/2013) [-] make one up! Or "Make" him make one up, the time where he and his squad fought a dozen enemy aircraft in the war, and all his buddies but him were killed, and he shot down the last bad guy with his last bullet...
just bullshit something, homie. Or not, we'll make it work
just bullshit something, homie. Or not, we'll make it work
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dermuffin ONLINE (05/05/2013) [-] WELL! After three months of not being able to do any rp's or anything, I came up with a few ideas.
1: male pony on human female, it's... odd, but I think doable.
2: Fraternization between a well endowed pilot and her up and coming aviation mechanic (grease and sweat and unzipped coveralls to tease on a hot flight deck, then something cleaner and more private in port on liberty)
3: a royal consort for the newly princess Twilight, finally grown up
4: looter finds a survivor in an appocalypitic scenario, but that sounds like dinolassie's flavor
any ideas yourself?
1: male pony on human female, it's... odd, but I think doable.
2: Fraternization between a well endowed pilot and her up and coming aviation mechanic (grease and sweat and unzipped coveralls to tease on a hot flight deck, then something cleaner and more private in port on liberty)
3: a royal consort for the newly princess Twilight, finally grown up
4: looter finds a survivor in an appocalypitic scenario, but that sounds like dinolassie's flavor
any ideas yourself?
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dermuffin ONLINE (05/05/2013) [-] It was hit and miss at parts, but the game and style and story were solid. Anyway, I'll save you some time if you don't wanna play it and say that the royal protector is framed for the murder of the empress, her life is his task to protect. The thing is, the empress and her royal protector were in a proffessionally intimate relationship, knowing details and such.
MY proposal s that Twilight, newly of age and of power, is appointed a royal protector, and they become unduly familiar.
In bed.
Like.... kinky, cuz she doesn't know better, or maybe does but doesn't play onto it, or does and totally loves it.
Yeah.
MY proposal s that Twilight, newly of age and of power, is appointed a royal protector, and they become unduly familiar.
In bed.
Like.... kinky, cuz she doesn't know better, or maybe does but doesn't play onto it, or does and totally loves it.
Yeah.
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connerence ONLINE (04/29/2013) [-] 50 hours of work?
Jesus Christ man... what jobs are you doing anyways?
I remember a janitor being one if my memory serves correctly.
Music, movies, and socializing.
I ordered Bioshock Infinite yesterday so I'll be playing that soon.
Jesus Christ man... what jobs are you doing anyways?
I remember a janitor being one if my memory serves correctly.
Music, movies, and socializing.
I ordered Bioshock Infinite yesterday so I'll be playing that soon.
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UnaOWNED (04/29/2013) [-] My janitor job is 25 hours a week, my Typing job is also 25 hours a week.
But pulling in a lot of money makes up for it.
Prepare for greatness my friend, Prepare for greatness, also prepare for mind fucks.
As for me, I'm...Looking up pictures of males in latex bondage Playing Assassins Creed 3
But pulling in a lot of money makes up for it.
Prepare for greatness my friend, Prepare for greatness, also prepare for mind fucks.
As for me, I'm...
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connerence ONLINE (04/29/2013) [-] Typing job? Wut
I have high expectations for it.
And I'm expecting it to transcend those expectations.
I mean hell... it's getting a 10/10 rating EVERYWHERE.
Even Game Informer.
And that's... something you don't see all that often.
I have high expectations for it.
And I'm expecting it to transcend those expectations.
I mean hell... it's getting a 10/10 rating EVERYWHERE.
Even Game Informer.
And that's... something you don't see all that often.
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connerence ONLINE (04/29/2013) [-] That's just what I look for in a game.
If the gameplay's mediocre and the story's legendary, it'll be one of my favorites.
Heck with Fallout 3, the story is why I love it so much.
The gameplay, I'll admit, isn't all that spectacular.
I mean, it's fun, but much improvement is to be made.
But the whole story... working with your Dad to fix the Wasteland and all the people you meet along the way is what makes it my favorite.
If the gameplay's mediocre and the story's legendary, it'll be one of my favorites.
Heck with Fallout 3, the story is why I love it so much.
The gameplay, I'll admit, isn't all that spectacular.
I mean, it's fun, but much improvement is to be made.
But the whole story... working with your Dad to fix the Wasteland and all the people you meet along the way is what makes it my favorite.
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connerence ONLINE (04/29/2013) [-] Dammit man.
You're getting me too excited for this game!
You're getting me too excited for this game!
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connerence ONLINE (04/29/2013) [-] The new Evangelion movie.
Which is the series I have obsessed over for the past 2 months straight.
Which is the series I have obsessed over for the past 2 months straight.
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connerence ONLINE (04/30/2013) [-] I imagine it will... but I doubt even Infinite would be the next Eva for me in terms of fanboyishness.
It's k.
Considering you're working your tail off nowadays.
It's k.
Considering you're working your tail off nowadays.
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connerence ONLINE (04/27/2013) [-] Sorry for being so quick to end to conversation after Bioshock Infinite last night.
I was livestreaming the Eva movies.
I was livestreaming the Eva movies.
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UnaOWNED (04/27/2013) [-] I'll explain it Spoiler free, the same way I explained it to Mama Lunar.
[4/26/2013 8:31:57 PM] Justin James Smith: It fucking hurts to think about it
[4/26/2013 8:31:58 PM] Justin James Smith: Like,
[4/26/2013 8:31:59 PM] Justin James Smith: Seriously
[4/26/2013 8:32:01 PM] Justin James Smith: Holy fuck
[4/26/2013 8:32:15 PM] Justin James Smith: take every mind-blowing ending to every mind-blowing game, movie, or book you've ever experienced.
[4/26/2013 8:32:18 PM] Justin James Smith: Put them together.
[4/26/2013 8:32:22 PM] Justin James Smith: Make half of them fuck the other half
[4/26/2013 8:32:28 PM] Justin James Smith: Make the offspring fuck each other
[4/26/2013 8:32:32 PM] Justin James Smith: Make them give birth
[4/26/2013 8:32:46 PM] Justin James Smith: Then make the grandparents eat the inbred offspring of the Mind-blowiness
[4/26/2013 8:32:52 PM] Justin James Smith: Then fuse them all into one
[4/26/2013 8:32:56 PM] Justin James Smith: break their head open
[4/26/2013 8:33:00 PM] Justin James Smith: Eat their brain to gain the knowledge
[4/26/2013 8:33:04 PM] Justin James Smith: AND THAT IS THE ENDING OF BIOSHOCK INFINITE
[4/26/2013 8:31:57 PM] Justin James Smith: It fucking hurts to think about it
[4/26/2013 8:31:58 PM] Justin James Smith: Like,
[4/26/2013 8:31:59 PM] Justin James Smith: Seriously
[4/26/2013 8:32:01 PM] Justin James Smith: Holy fuck
[4/26/2013 8:32:15 PM] Justin James Smith: take every mind-blowing ending to every mind-blowing game, movie, or book you've ever experienced.
[4/26/2013 8:32:18 PM] Justin James Smith: Put them together.
[4/26/2013 8:32:22 PM] Justin James Smith: Make half of them fuck the other half
[4/26/2013 8:32:28 PM] Justin James Smith: Make the offspring fuck each other
[4/26/2013 8:32:32 PM] Justin James Smith: Make them give birth
[4/26/2013 8:32:46 PM] Justin James Smith: Then make the grandparents eat the inbred offspring of the Mind-blowiness
[4/26/2013 8:32:52 PM] Justin James Smith: Then fuse them all into one
[4/26/2013 8:32:56 PM] Justin James Smith: break their head open
[4/26/2013 8:33:00 PM] Justin James Smith: Eat their brain to gain the knowledge
[4/26/2013 8:33:04 PM] Justin James Smith: AND THAT IS THE ENDING OF BIOSHOCK INFINITE
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UnaOWNED (04/27/2013) [-] It is honestly the only ending to a game that has ever PHYSICALLY made my head hurt to think about.
That's the thing about it, It's explained so perfectly, it's not an inception type ending in the sense that you're wondering what the hell it meant or how it happened..
That's how it gets you, YOU UNDERSTAND IT ALL SO WELL AND PERFECTLY, AND THAT'S WHAT MAKES IT HURT.
All in all, that story is beautifully crafted, Everything that happens, from the beginning of the Bioshock Series, to the beginning of Bioshock infinite, is tied to the ending.
You need to beat it and see the ending so that we can talk about it.
That's the thing about it, It's explained so perfectly, it's not an inception type ending in the sense that you're wondering what the hell it meant or how it happened..
That's how it gets you, YOU UNDERSTAND IT ALL SO WELL AND PERFECTLY, AND THAT'S WHAT MAKES IT HURT.
All in all, that story is beautifully crafted, Everything that happens, from the beginning of the Bioshock Series, to the beginning of Bioshock infinite, is tied to the ending.
You need to beat it and see the ending so that we can talk about it.
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connerence ONLINE (04/27/2013) [-] Sorry man, I'm a sony fag.
The only way to get an xbox is to sell my PS3.
And that's something I can't afford to do!
The only way to get an xbox is to sell my PS3.
And that's something I can't afford to do!
#7895
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UnaOWNED (04/27/2013) [-] Vickie V felt the slaps as she slowly started to come out of it. She groaned, not opening her eyes. She thought she fell asleep. When she tried moving however, that's when she noticed something was wrong. Her entire body felt stuck together. Her arms at her sides felt glued to her body, her legs pressed together tightly and held. "Mmmpph...mmppph.." she started stirring, coming back to life with each passing second. She couldn't move at all and this alarmed her. She opened her eyes wide, fully aware now, as she lifted her head slightly, seeing Danica sitting next to her as she lay there. Her eyes were wide, confused. She tried speaking "mmmmmmpphhhhmmmpphhh...mmmph? Mmmmpphh?!" she noticed something filled her mouth and she couldn't talk. Then her attention was brought to her body. Absolutely horrified she started wiggling, pulling and struggle. Straining to move her body was completely cocooned. Looking back at Danica she looked panicked, with eyes asking 'did you do this?'
Alexa Jenkins smiled to herself, "Oh Great, You're awake!" Danica Exclaimed. "I guess I should explain all of this then..." She walked over to her closet and pulled out a large cardboard box from the top shelf, on the side, "Last Resort", Was written in permanent marker. She started pulling out straps with a ratchet in the middle and hooks on either side, she began pulling out more and more and more until she finally emptied the box, a large pile of the straps lay on the floor beside her as she started attaching the ends of the hooks to the side of her bed. "If I haven't already made it obvious.. which I'm sure I have..." She said as she attached more of the hooks to either sides of the bed, draping them over Justine's Cocooned body, "I'm... extremely attracted to you.." She said calmly, placing more and more straps until she finally had them all laid out, from Justine's ankles up to her forehead, she began ratcheting the straps, making them as tight as she could get them. "I'm a lesbian, in short.. and I've decided that you and I are going to be in a relationship.." She finished the last strap, the forehead strap, tightening it completely as she tugged on a few of them to make sure they were in place. "Now, this may come as a shock to you yes.. but that's what..." She waved her hand around Justine, making it obvious she was referring to the tape and straps, "That's what all of this is for.. In time, You'll come to love me and admire me as I've admired you..." She tossed the cardboard box to the side and re-checked the straps, not wanting any to be loose, four on her legs, five on her chest, with two extra as a makeshift breast-tie, making Justine's cute perky breasts pop out, one on her chin, and lastly, one on her forehead. "Anyways... I hope that explains this all to you.. and.. don't worry, it should only take a week or two.. longer if you try and resist it."
Alexa Jenkins smiled to herself, "Oh Great, You're awake!" Danica Exclaimed. "I guess I should explain all of this then..." She walked over to her closet and pulled out a large cardboard box from the top shelf, on the side, "Last Resort", Was written in permanent marker. She started pulling out straps with a ratchet in the middle and hooks on either side, she began pulling out more and more and more until she finally emptied the box, a large pile of the straps lay on the floor beside her as she started attaching the ends of the hooks to the side of her bed. "If I haven't already made it obvious.. which I'm sure I have..." She said as she attached more of the hooks to either sides of the bed, draping them over Justine's Cocooned body, "I'm... extremely attracted to you.." She said calmly, placing more and more straps until she finally had them all laid out, from Justine's ankles up to her forehead, she began ratcheting the straps, making them as tight as she could get them. "I'm a lesbian, in short.. and I've decided that you and I are going to be in a relationship.." She finished the last strap, the forehead strap, tightening it completely as she tugged on a few of them to make sure they were in place. "Now, this may come as a shock to you yes.. but that's what..." She waved her hand around Justine, making it obvious she was referring to the tape and straps, "That's what all of this is for.. In time, You'll come to love me and admire me as I've admired you..." She tossed the cardboard box to the side and re-checked the straps, not wanting any to be loose, four on her legs, five on her chest, with two extra as a makeshift breast-tie, making Justine's cute perky breasts pop out, one on her chin, and lastly, one on her forehead. "Anyways... I hope that explains this all to you.. and.. don't worry, it should only take a week or two.. longer if you try and resist it."
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DinosaurLassie (04/21/2013) [-] (Picture for Effect)
Lily blinked her eyes open, feeling water touch against her arms as they sprawled themselves out on the sand. With that feeling, she jumped awake, pushing her body off out of the water with her arms harshly.
"Wha.." She stared out into a blue ocean, brain jumbling various situations in her head, none of which she had any memory towards. She reached up and touch her head, feeling a large bump.
"Wonderful.." She huffed, looking behind her, happy to see there was a green forest not too far away.
"Food and Shelter first, you'll figure everything else out later." She got up, wiping the sand from various parts of her body before trudging towards the forest, leaving deep footprints in the sand, slightly washed away from the high tide.
Her blonde hair shimmered with the sunlight through the spots on the ground from the tree leaves, complimenting the freckles across her nose and cheek in a cute manner. She was careful where she stepped, making sure not to walk over a snake of some sort.
"Such a beautiful island to was up on.." She said with a bit of a half smile, enjoying herself slightly, despite her situation.
Lily blinked her eyes open, feeling water touch against her arms as they sprawled themselves out on the sand. With that feeling, she jumped awake, pushing her body off out of the water with her arms harshly.
"Wha.." She stared out into a blue ocean, brain jumbling various situations in her head, none of which she had any memory towards. She reached up and touch her head, feeling a large bump.
"Wonderful.." She huffed, looking behind her, happy to see there was a green forest not too far away.
"Food and Shelter first, you'll figure everything else out later." She got up, wiping the sand from various parts of her body before trudging towards the forest, leaving deep footprints in the sand, slightly washed away from the high tide.
Her blonde hair shimmered with the sunlight through the spots on the ground from the tree leaves, complimenting the freckles across her nose and cheek in a cute manner. She was careful where she stepped, making sure not to walk over a snake of some sort.
"Such a beautiful island to was up on.." She said with a bit of a half smile, enjoying herself slightly, despite her situation.
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UnaOWNED (04/21/2013) [-] Vaas had been patrolling the forest, Per Hoyt's Request. "Pedazo de mierda..." He muttered under his breath. He stepped over a broken log as he peered through the foliage to the beach.
"Qué la cogida?" He whispered to himself, "The fuck is she doing here?" He held his hand up and clenched his fist, to signal to the 5 or 6 guards behind him, "Go back to the outpost, Tell Hoyt we didn't find anything." The men stood around with confused looks on their faces. Vaas immediately turned around, "DID I FUCKING STUTTER? RUN YOU WORTHLESS SHITS!" He said in a louder voice, to which the men staggered back and began running towards the outpost.
He turned back around, facing the girl walking along the beach, holstering his pistol and unclipping his knife belt, sliding the knife out of the sheathe into his hand. "Now.. Let's see if we can't have some fun..." He began walking a long the foliage of the trees, Standing behind a tree, waiting for her to walk into the forest, where it would only be a matter of time...
"Qué la cogida?" He whispered to himself, "The fuck is she doing here?" He held his hand up and clenched his fist, to signal to the 5 or 6 guards behind him, "Go back to the outpost, Tell Hoyt we didn't find anything." The men stood around with confused looks on their faces. Vaas immediately turned around, "DID I FUCKING STUTTER? RUN YOU WORTHLESS SHITS!" He said in a louder voice, to which the men staggered back and began running towards the outpost.
He turned back around, facing the girl walking along the beach, holstering his pistol and unclipping his knife belt, sliding the knife out of the sheathe into his hand. "Now.. Let's see if we can't have some fun..." He began walking a long the foliage of the trees, Standing behind a tree, waiting for her to walk into the forest, where it would only be a matter of time...
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DinosaurLassie (04/21/2013) [-] Lily chuckled to herself a bit as a butterfly flew past her face, just inches away. It distracted her from the man who had stepped out into her path, knife in hand. She clumsily bumped into him, falling hard onto the ground with an 'oof'.
"Ouch.." She said, rubbing her neck before she blinked, eyes wide at what was in front of her. She didn't even hesitate to ask questions before she moved over to her knees attempting to stand up and sprint forward at the same time. She would have made it too if it weren't for the gruff hand that moved forward and grasped onto her hair from behind. She squeaked, immediately falling back into the dirt.
"Ouch.." She said, rubbing her neck before she blinked, eyes wide at what was in front of her. She didn't even hesitate to ask questions before she moved over to her knees attempting to stand up and sprint forward at the same time. She would have made it too if it weren't for the gruff hand that moved forward and grasped onto her hair from behind. She squeaked, immediately falling back into the dirt.
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DinosaurLassie (04/21/2013) [-] I understand if.. you wanna play, we can do it later and stuff.
Or I can start it and you can just respond whenever.
Or I can start it and you can just respond whenever.
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DinosaurLassie (04/20/2013) [-] Huh, well are you willing to be Vaas?
I mean, I definitely don't want to push you into such a position but if you're up for it..
And that's okay, I'll be here.
I mean, I definitely don't want to push you into such a position but if you're up for it..
And that's okay, I'll be here.
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DinosaurLassie (04/20/2013) [-] Oh, perfection?
I would never expect such a thing, so don't be nervous about that.
I would never expect such a thing, so don't be nervous about that.
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DinosaurLassie (04/20/2013) [-] Hmm well I was thinking kind of a shy at first kind of girl who seems so innocent she can't be tainted by the horribleness of the island.
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DinosaurLassie (04/20/2013) [-] Precisely.
Sorry, I went to get food.
Anyway, just want me to start?
Or do you need more plot, Dear.
Sorry, I went to get food.
Anyway, just want me to start?
Or do you need more plot, Dear.
