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User avatar #2227179 - xeroscratch (2 hours ago) [-]
I turned 18 in April.
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Wait, you too!?
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I'm older than you?
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Wouldn't surprise me.
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I turned 18 in April.
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It took him a second try to get Domnhall of Zena
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he has guessed charcaters I never would have imagined being on there


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I NEED that shirt.
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so. how 'bout that t-rex? : D
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tfw can't show you t-rex because I don't have that shirt...
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Goddamn you are one smooth motherfucker
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The smoothererest.
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Hola
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Night
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User avatar #8053 - UnaOWNED (22 hours ago) [-]
Here Comes the Boom - Nelly
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#8051 - elguso (22 hours ago) [-]
" but that didn't stop her and Scootaloo from having an extremely interesting Christmas Break."   
very nice
" but that didn't stop her and Scootaloo from having an extremely interesting Christmas Break."
very nice
#8052 to #8051 - UnaOWNED (22 hours ago) [-]
I try my best.
I try my best.
User avatar #8050 - sandnigglets (05/18/2013) [-]
hi
#8049 - UnaOWNED (05/14/2013) [-]
Connerence Hawke Microbrony Reallynotdashie.

We must Discuss something.
#8030 - dermuffin (05/13/2013) [-]
Here's my apology for bein' so annoying yesterday.
#8031 to #8030 - UnaOWNED (05/13/2013) [-]
Waitwat.

You were annoying yesterday?
#8032 to #8031 - dermuffin (05/13/2013) [-]
I was meowing a lot.

Anyway... wanna meow?
#8033 to #8032 - UnaOWNED (05/13/2013) [-]
Of course.


oh yeah, by the way and stuff, I have a new favorite ship.

The best of all ships.

17 Year old Apple bloom trying to win the affection of her Teacher.

Da bess
#8034 to #8033 - dermuffin (05/13/2013) [-]
Hmmm.... yes. Yes this fits just fine.

Just fine indeed.
#8035 to #8034 - UnaOWNED (05/13/2013) [-]
You sure you're okay with eventually doing an RP with two characters that aren't the Mane 6, Octavia/Vinyl, or the Princesses?!

ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE MUFFIN?
#8036 to #8035 - dermuffin (05/13/2013) [-]
Una, you question me. Why do you question the muffin?
#8037 to #8036 - UnaOWNED (05/13/2013) [-]
Lol I don't know.
Lol I don't know.
#8038 to #8037 - dermuffin (05/13/2013) [-]
So, when's this start?
#8039 to #8038 - UnaOWNED (05/13/2013) [-]
Whenever you want it to start.
#8040 to #8039 - dermuffin (05/13/2013) [-]
I'm missing all my human Cheerilee, so... this will be interesting.

Alright, could you elaborate some more on what you want?
#8041 to #8040 - UnaOWNED (05/13/2013) [-]
Hmm... Dealers choice tonight.   
   
We can have Vanilla sex, or like.. Fetish, Bondage, Threesome (with another character, CMC or just some random character you'd want)    
   
Your decision mate.
Hmm... Dealers choice tonight.

We can have Vanilla sex, or like.. Fetish, Bondage, Threesome (with another character, CMC or just some random character you'd want)

Your decision mate.
#8042 to #8041 - dermuffin (05/13/2013) [-]
my kickass mood up and left, so I've got to get my mind in the right space.

Let me perform some room maintenance, do a chore and get a beverage. One minute, mi amigo. Think up suggestions and directions for us, please?
User avatar #8043 to #8042 - UnaOWNED (05/13/2013) [-]
I'll think of a few things, I just need to take a drive and I'll get in the right mind-set.

I'll be back in 15-20.

You're a douche for posting that picture by the way.. Giving me boners..
#8044 to #8043 - dermuffin (05/13/2013) [-]
Wanna finish Twilight?
#8045 to #8044 - UnaOWNED (05/13/2013) [-]
Your Decision really.^^
Your Decision really.^^
#8046 to #8045 - dermuffin (05/13/2013) [-]
"Marek, is something wrong? Oh, god, please don't stop!"


that means get on skype and obey the princesses' order.
User avatar #8047 to #8046 - UnaOWNED (05/13/2013) [-]
Give me a sec to finish eating.^^
#8029 - connerence (05/11/2013) [-]
Heya Justin!
Heya Justin!
User avatar #8023 - GabeAsher (05/07/2013) [-]
hey man, I was just wondering, if you dont play items anymore, would it be cool if I get yours? :)

I understand if you say no, just figured I would ask :P
User avatar #8024 to #8023 - UnaOWNED (05/07/2013) [-]
No, I still collect items, then I just give them to Phanact.
User avatar #8026 to #8024 - GabeAsher (05/08/2013) [-]
Ah ok, just asking :P

Thanks anyways :)
User avatar #8022 - lip ONLINE (05/07/2013) [-]
Do you not love me anymore?
#8009 to #8008 - tomanyusernames (05/06/2013) [-]
hello darling, how are you
hello darling, how are you
#8010 to #8009 - UnaOWNED (05/06/2013) [-]
The name rings a bell, but I can't put a face or memory to you..   
   
Refresher?
The name rings a bell, but I can't put a face or memory to you..

Refresher?
#8011 to #8010 - tomanyusernames (05/06/2013) [-]
im sure you will figure it out darling, so how are you tonight
#8012 to #8011 - UnaOWNED (05/06/2013) [-]
I'm doing fine, Laptop overheated so I'm trying to nurse it back to a reasonable temperature.   
   
This is going to anger me until I can figure out how we first started talking.
I'm doing fine, Laptop overheated so I'm trying to nurse it back to a reasonable temperature.

This is going to anger me until I can figure out how we first started talking.
#8013 to #8012 - tomanyusernames (05/06/2013) [-]
im sorry to hear about you laptop darling, and for how we started talking i could tell you or you could try to figure it out.
#8014 to #8013 - UnaOWNED (05/06/2013) [-]
I'm terrible at remembering.

Tell pl0x
#8015 to #8014 - tomanyusernames (05/06/2013) [-]
ok we started talking because i decided to come here and talk with you darling.
ok we started talking because i decided to come here and talk with you darling.
#8016 to #8015 - UnaOWNED (05/06/2013) [-]
But...   
   
Why
But...

Why
#8019 to #8018 - tomanyusernames (05/06/2013) [-]
im making perfect sense darling, are you alright maybe your not feeling well
im making perfect sense darling, are you alright maybe your not feeling well
#8021 to #8020 - tomanyusernames (05/06/2013) [-]
alright then darling, so what are you up to
#7974 - dermuffin (05/05/2013) [-]
god damned multitasking
god damned multitasking
#7975 to #7974 - UnaOWNED (05/05/2013) [-]
'Tis Understandable.
'Tis Understandable.
#7976 to #7975 - dermuffin (05/05/2013) [-]
>royal pleaser
User avatar #7979 to #7976 - UnaOWNED (05/05/2013) [-]
"Sure he had stories, but they were all far too grim"

unaOWNED's way of saying he can't come up with a story.
#7980 to #7979 - dermuffin (05/05/2013) [-]
make one up! Or "Make" him make one up, the time where he and his squad fought a dozen enemy aircraft in the war, and all his buddies but him were killed, and he shot down the last bad guy with his last bullet...

just bullshit something, homie. Or not, we'll make it work
#7981 to #7980 - UnaOWNED (05/05/2013) [-]
I think I may have gotten a little off-topic with the story.

TFW Modern story that has no place anywhere in this RP.
#7982 to #7981 - dermuffin (05/05/2013) [-]
mfw i read a story similar to the one you told me and it was extremely implausible.
#7983 to #7982 - UnaOWNED (05/05/2013) [-]
I have good and bad moments.   
   
Mostly bad.
I have good and bad moments.

Mostly bad.
#7984 to #7983 - dermuffin (05/05/2013) [-]
I don't know why, but Twilight's vagina is now niagra falls. Just... Just know that.
#7987 to #7986 - dermuffin (05/05/2013) [-]
it fuckin better i've been starved for five months
User avatar #7988 to #7985 - dermuffin (05/05/2013) [-]
is your turn, btw
User avatar #7990 to #7989 - dermuffin (05/05/2013) [-]
Is it even happening?
User avatar #7991 to #7990 - UnaOWNED (05/05/2013) [-]
Nothing can happen when my dad is constantly over my shoulder yelling at me...

Give me 10 minutes..
#7993 to #7991 - dermuffin (05/05/2013) [-]
has it been ten minutes yet?
User avatar #7994 to #7993 - UnaOWNED (05/05/2013) [-]
It has, but im on my phone at the moment at the movies.

i shall return.. eventually
User avatar #7996 to #7995 - UnaOWNED (05/05/2013) [-]
Just gotta cook some dinner and I'll teach Twilight the Ropes.

Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

30 minutes ^^
#7997 to #7996 - dermuffin (05/05/2013) [-]
I'm leaving in just under an hour to go get chow, then study for three hours. I'll be back then, though.
User avatar #8000 to #7997 - UnaOWNED (05/05/2013) [-]
Oh yeah.

What's your skype.

I have it, I just don't know what it is.
User avatar #7998 to #7997 - UnaOWNED (05/05/2013) [-]
I'll Reply, and be here when you get back.
#7977 to #7976 - UnaOWNED (05/05/2013) [-]
I have my moments.
#8001 to #7977 - dermuffin (05/06/2013) [-]
daaaaaaamn! You sly maternal copulator, you!
User avatar #8002 to #8001 - UnaOWNED (05/06/2013) [-]
Was it "Spin Cycle?"

I bet it was Spin Cycle.
User avatar #8003 to #8002 - dermuffin (05/06/2013) [-]
nah, just the details. I thought spin cycle wasn't as fitting, because that gets rid of excess water. I would have liked "dipped in the ocean" or something.

But the part after that... jesus. Flacid to diamond in ten seconds flat.
#8004 to #8003 - UnaOWNED (05/06/2013) [-]
I'm just amazing sometimes.   
   
I suppose :3
I'm just amazing sometimes.

I suppose :3
#7936 - DeadlyAwakening (05/04/2013) [-]
UNA Y U NEVER ONLINE
User avatar #7937 to #7936 - UnaOWNED (05/04/2013) [-]
I ALWAYS ONLINE

U JUS NEBER KNO
User avatar #7954 to #7931 - UnaOWNED (05/05/2013) [-]
Yessir.

What did you have in mind, Basically :3
#7955 to #7954 - dermuffin (05/05/2013) [-]
WELL! After three months of not being able to do any rp's or anything, I came up with a few ideas.

1: male pony on human female, it's... odd, but I think doable.
2: Fraternization between a well endowed pilot and her up and coming aviation mechanic (grease and sweat and unzipped coveralls to tease on a hot flight deck, then something cleaner and more private in port on liberty)
3: a royal consort for the newly princess Twilight, finally grown up
4: looter finds a survivor in an appocalypitic scenario, but that sounds like dinolassie's flavor

any ideas yourself?
#7956 to #7955 - UnaOWNED (05/05/2013) [-]
Honestly, the 3 months you were gone all I did were footplay related RP's.   
   
So.. nothing you'd enjoy really.   
   
I'm curious about 2 and 3 however.
Honestly, the 3 months you were gone all I did were footplay related RP's.

So.. nothing you'd enjoy really.

I'm curious about 2 and 3 however.
#7958 to #7956 - dermuffin (05/05/2013) [-]
SORRY! I derped up and my new laptop's bloatware tried to restart my shit. I fix. So...

Wanna just start, or establish some boundaries or something?
#7959 to #7958 - UnaOWNED (05/05/2013) [-]
Boundaries, and Basic Character/Setting and all of that good shit.
Boundaries, and Basic Character/Setting and all of that good shit.
#7960 to #7959 - dermuffin (05/05/2013) [-]
Hokay. Twilight and... the royal protector. Fuck it, I gots an idea. Ever play Dishonored?
#7961 to #7960 - UnaOWNED (05/05/2013) [-]
Not at all.   
   
I heard it was like..   
   
Meh.
Not at all.

I heard it was like..

Meh.
#7962 to #7961 - dermuffin (05/05/2013) [-]
It was hit and miss at parts, but the game and style and story were solid. Anyway, I'll save you some time if you don't wanna play it and say that the royal protector is framed for the murder of the empress, her life is his task to protect. The thing is, the empress and her royal protector were in a proffessionally intimate relationship, knowing details and such.

MY proposal s that Twilight, newly of age and of power, is appointed a royal protector, and they become unduly familiar.





In bed.



Like.... kinky, cuz she doesn't know better, or maybe does but doesn't play onto it, or does and totally loves it.
Yeah.
#7963 to #7962 - UnaOWNED (05/05/2013) [-]
So like.

I get to be this guy?
#7964 to #7963 - dermuffin (05/05/2013) [-]
Who gets to bang this.
#7966 to #7965 - dermuffin (05/05/2013) [-]
fur sure. Alright lez dodis. Where at?
#7967 to #7966 - UnaOWNED (05/05/2013) [-]
Skype, My profile, Your Profile.   
   
Either one.   
   
Do I say M'Lady?
Skype, My profile, Your Profile.

Either one.

Do I say M'Lady?
#7968 to #7967 - dermuffin (05/05/2013) [-]
too formal. My princess, Miss, Miss Twilight/Sparkle, let's keep it corporate casual.


In bed.

And my proffesor.
#7969 to #7968 - UnaOWNED (05/05/2013) [-]
I'll go With Miss.   
   
Seems easy enough.   
   
I may switch it once or twice.   
   
ALRIGHTY THEN.
I'll go With Miss.

Seems easy enough.

I may switch it once or twice.

ALRIGHTY THEN.
User avatar #7971 to #7969 - dermuffin (05/05/2013) [-]
what's your name in this?
User avatar #7972 to #7971 - UnaOWNED (05/05/2013) [-]
Hmm...

Marek.

Or Ulric.

Pick whichever you like best.
User avatar #7973 to #7972 - dermuffin (05/05/2013) [-]
Marek is less retarded sounding, more clever. Lezdoet, I'll start and link you
User avatar #8027 to #7973 - Ulric (05/08/2013) [-]
Less retarded..? -__-
#7970 to #7969 - dermuffin (05/05/2013) [-]
Let's get wet.
#7932 to #7931 - UnaOWNED (05/04/2013) [-]
Holy shit you're back.
Holy shit you're back.
#7934 to #7933 - UnaOWNED (05/04/2013) [-]
Well for one, I went to bed, Sorry about that.   
   
Two,   
   
HOLY SHIT YOU'RE BACK.   
   
FINALLY.
Well for one, I went to bed, Sorry about that.

Two,

HOLY SHIT YOU'RE BACK.

FINALLY.
#7938 to #7935 - UnaOWNED (05/04/2013) [-]
Sorry about that.   
   
I had to go to the movies with a friend.   
   
ANYWAYS.   
   
Hi.
Sorry about that.

I had to go to the movies with a friend.

ANYWAYS.

Hi.
#7939 to #7938 - dermuffin (05/04/2013) [-]
back from chow
#7940 to #7939 - UnaOWNED (05/04/2013) [-]
How was... Navy Training?

I think that's what it was you left for.
#7941 to #7940 - dermuffin (05/04/2013) [-]
Navy boot camp, yush. Now I'm at Naval Nuclear Power Training Command!
#7942 to #7941 - UnaOWNED (05/04/2013) [-]
Nuclear?   
   
I Enjoy things that explode.   
   
How ya been this time you've been gone anyways?
Nuclear?

I Enjoy things that explode.

How ya been this time you've been gone anyways?
#7943 to #7942 - dermuffin (05/04/2013) [-]
>nuclear power

Not only would a nuclear detonation be impossible, but your apparently abhorrent ignorance insults me. But otherwise, I'm great.

I'm actually trying to get writing again, and you are a sight for sore loins.
#7944 to #7943 - UnaOWNED (05/04/2013) [-]
I AM NOT A CLEVER MAN.   
   
   
Ah... I remember our RP's.   
   
Twilight was Destroyed.   
   
Just Flank Flustered.   
   
Hue.
I AM NOT A CLEVER MAN.


Ah... I remember our RP's.

Twilight was Destroyed.

Just Flank Flustered.

Hue.
#7945 to #7944 - dermuffin (05/05/2013) [-]
[small]Indeed. Even though we stuck mainly with[ huemanssmall]
#7946 to #7945 - UnaOWNED (05/05/2013) [-]
Ass Annihilated*
Ass Annihilated*
#7947 to #7946 - dermuffin (05/05/2013) [-]
thorougly creamed. So... what's up? hahah
#7948 to #7947 - UnaOWNED (05/05/2013) [-]
Nothing, Got a new job, Moved to Texasland... Playing Forza Horizon at the moment.   
   
Been RP'ing heavily.   
   
New things are happening, for the better^^
Nothing, Got a new job, Moved to Texasland... Playing Forza Horizon at the moment.

Been RP'ing heavily.

New things are happening, for the better^^
#7949 to #7948 - dermuffin (05/05/2013) [-]
Sehr gut fur dich! Ich bin glucklich fur dich! Ich bin Spitze auch, so das ist toll das alles ist gut. So, sprach mir... magst du RP jetz?
#7950 to #7949 - UnaOWNED (05/05/2013) [-]
My German is rough....   
   
But from what I can read from that...   
   
Good for you I'm happy for you, something I can't read... and.. Do you want to RP... Now? I think Jetz is supposed to Be Jetzt.   
   
How'd I do there?
My German is rough....

But from what I can read from that...

Good for you I'm happy for you, something I can't read... and.. Do you want to RP... Now? I think Jetz is supposed to Be Jetzt.

How'd I do there?
#7951 to #7950 - dermuffin (05/05/2013) [-]
Not bad at all! My german is pretty awful as well. So what's your answer?
#7952 to #7951 - UnaOWNED (05/05/2013) [-]
Ich werde auf RP lieben, was hast du im Sinn haben?   
   
   
inb4 not readable or it's all wrong
Ich werde auf RP lieben, was hast du im Sinn haben?


inb4 not readable or it's all wrong
#7953 to #7952 - dermuffin (05/05/2013) [-]
does Sinn = mind?
#7911 - connerence (04/29/2013) [-]
Hey Justin.
#7912 to #7911 - UnaOWNED (04/29/2013) [-]
Heya Ryan, How are ya?
Heya Ryan, How are ya?
#7913 to #7912 - connerence (04/29/2013) [-]
Doin' pretty good.   
Got some nice tunes blaring through my headphones and I don't have an academic worry in the world right now.   
   
How're you feeling?
Doin' pretty good.
Got some nice tunes blaring through my headphones and I don't have an academic worry in the world right now.

How're you feeling?
#7914 to #7913 - UnaOWNED (04/29/2013) [-]
Tired and Sore, But that's mostly due to work.   
   
Working 50 hours a week instead of 40 now, so my legs are hating me at the moment...   
   
Whatcha been up to?
Tired and Sore, But that's mostly due to work.

Working 50 hours a week instead of 40 now, so my legs are hating me at the moment...

Whatcha been up to?
#7915 to #7914 - connerence (04/29/2013) [-]
50 hours of work?
Jesus Christ man... what jobs are you doing anyways?
I remember a janitor being one if my memory serves correctly.

Music, movies, and socializing.
I ordered Bioshock Infinite yesterday so I'll be playing that soon.
#7916 to #7915 - UnaOWNED (04/29/2013) [-]
My janitor job is 25 hours a week, my Typing job is also 25 hours a week.   
   
But pulling in a lot of money makes up for it.   
   
Prepare for greatness my friend, Prepare for greatness, also prepare for mind fucks.   
   
As for me, I'm... Looking up pictures of males in latex bondage Playing Assassins Creed 3
My janitor job is 25 hours a week, my Typing job is also 25 hours a week.

But pulling in a lot of money makes up for it.

Prepare for greatness my friend, Prepare for greatness, also prepare for mind fucks.

As for me, I'm... Looking up pictures of males in latex bondage Playing Assassins Creed 3
#7917 to #7916 - connerence (04/29/2013) [-]
Typing job? Wut   
   
I have high expectations for it.   
And I'm expecting it to transcend those expectations.   
I mean hell... it's getting a 10/10 rating EVERYWHERE.   
Even Game Informer.   
And that's... something you don't see all that often.
Typing job? Wut

I have high expectations for it.
And I'm expecting it to transcend those expectations.
I mean hell... it's getting a 10/10 rating EVERYWHERE.
Even Game Informer.
And that's... something you don't see all that often.
#7918 to #7917 - UnaOWNED (04/29/2013) [-]
It deserves all the praise it's getting.   
   
but in a sense it doesnt..   
   
The gameplay is good, don't get me wrong, but it's Sub-par by today's standards.   
   
That game relied on it's story to give it good ratings, and hey, it worked.
It deserves all the praise it's getting.

but in a sense it doesnt..

The gameplay is good, don't get me wrong, but it's Sub-par by today's standards.

That game relied on it's story to give it good ratings, and hey, it worked.
#7919 to #7918 - connerence (04/29/2013) [-]
That's just what I look for in a game.
If the gameplay's mediocre and the story's legendary, it'll be one of my favorites.

Heck with Fallout 3, the story is why I love it so much.
The gameplay, I'll admit, isn't all that spectacular.
I mean, it's fun, but much improvement is to be made.
But the whole story... working with your Dad to fix the Wasteland and all the people you meet along the way is what makes it my favorite.
#7920 to #7919 - UnaOWNED (04/29/2013) [-]
Well, You can bet that it's one of the greatest stories you'll ever see from a game.   
   
That Much I can promise.
Well, You can bet that it's one of the greatest stories you'll ever see from a game.

That Much I can promise.
#7921 to #7920 - connerence (04/29/2013) [-]
Dammit man.
You're getting me too excited for this game!
#7922 to #7921 - UnaOWNED (04/29/2013) [-]
IT'S JUST SO AMAZING RYAN.
IT'S JUST SO AMAZING RYAN.
#7923 to #7922 - connerence (04/29/2013) [-]
I KNOW

I'M SO EXCITED FOR IT
#7924 to #7923 - UnaOWNED (04/29/2013) [-]
BE MORE THAN EXCITED   
   
BE THRILLED, BE...   
   
OTHER SYNONYMS FOR EXCITED!
BE MORE THAN EXCITED

BE THRILLED, BE...

OTHER SYNONYMS FOR EXCITED!
User avatar #7925 to #7924 - connerence (04/29/2013) [-]
MORE EXCITED THAN I WAS FOR EVA 3.0?
#7926 to #7925 - UnaOWNED (04/29/2013) [-]
Sonic EVA 3.0
Sonic EVA 3.0
#7927 to #7926 - connerence (04/29/2013) [-]
The new Evangelion movie.
Which is the series I have obsessed over for the past 2 months straight.
#7929 to #7927 - UnaOWNED (04/30/2013) [-]
Well, I can't guarantee you'll be addicted to Bioshock Infinite for 2 months straight, but 1999 mode will keep you on your toes.   
   
Sorry.. I uh... Passed out on the couch.
Well, I can't guarantee you'll be addicted to Bioshock Infinite for 2 months straight, but 1999 mode will keep you on your toes.

Sorry.. I uh... Passed out on the couch.
#7930 to #7929 - connerence (04/30/2013) [-]
I imagine it will... but I doubt even Infinite would be the next Eva for me in terms of fanboyishness.

It's k.
Considering you're working your tail off nowadays.
#7896 - connerence (04/27/2013) [-]
Sorry for being so quick to end to conversation after Bioshock Infinite last night.
I was livestreaming the Eva movies.
#7897 to #7896 - UnaOWNED (04/27/2013) [-]
No worries.   
   
I was basically just going to rant to you how fucking mindblowingly weird the ending was.
No worries.

I was basically just going to rant to you how fucking mindblowingly weird the ending was.
#7898 to #7897 - connerence (04/27/2013) [-]
Don't tell me anything.   
I still need to experience this masterpiece myself.
Don't tell me anything.
I still need to experience this masterpiece myself.
#7899 to #7898 - UnaOWNED (04/27/2013) [-]
I'll explain it Spoiler free, the same way I explained it to Mama Lunar.   
   
   
[4/26/2013 8:31:57 PM] Justin James Smith: It fucking hurts to think about it   
[4/26/2013 8:31:58 PM] Justin James Smith: Like,   
[4/26/2013 8:31:59 PM] Justin James Smith: Seriously   
[4/26/2013 8:32:01 PM] Justin James Smith: Holy fuck   
[4/26/2013 8:32:15 PM] Justin James Smith: take every mind-blowing ending to every mind-blowing game, movie, or book you've ever experienced.   
[4/26/2013 8:32:18 PM] Justin James Smith: Put them together.   
[4/26/2013 8:32:22 PM] Justin James Smith: Make half of them fuck the other half   
[4/26/2013 8:32:28 PM] Justin James Smith: Make the offspring fuck each other   
[4/26/2013 8:32:32 PM] Justin James Smith: Make them give birth   
[4/26/2013 8:32:46 PM] Justin James Smith: Then make the grandparents eat the inbred offspring of the Mind-blowiness   
[4/26/2013 8:32:52 PM] Justin James Smith: Then fuse them all into one   
[4/26/2013 8:32:56 PM] Justin James Smith: break their head open   
[4/26/2013 8:33:00 PM] Justin James Smith: Eat their brain to gain the knowledge   
[4/26/2013 8:33:04 PM] Justin James Smith: AND THAT IS THE ENDING OF BIOSHOCK INFINITE
I'll explain it Spoiler free, the same way I explained it to Mama Lunar.


[4/26/2013 8:31:57 PM] Justin James Smith: It fucking hurts to think about it
[4/26/2013 8:31:58 PM] Justin James Smith: Like,
[4/26/2013 8:31:59 PM] Justin James Smith: Seriously
[4/26/2013 8:32:01 PM] Justin James Smith: Holy fuck
[4/26/2013 8:32:15 PM] Justin James Smith: take every mind-blowing ending to every mind-blowing game, movie, or book you've ever experienced.
[4/26/2013 8:32:18 PM] Justin James Smith: Put them together.
[4/26/2013 8:32:22 PM] Justin James Smith: Make half of them fuck the other half
[4/26/2013 8:32:28 PM] Justin James Smith: Make the offspring fuck each other
[4/26/2013 8:32:32 PM] Justin James Smith: Make them give birth
[4/26/2013 8:32:46 PM] Justin James Smith: Then make the grandparents eat the inbred offspring of the Mind-blowiness
[4/26/2013 8:32:52 PM] Justin James Smith: Then fuse them all into one
[4/26/2013 8:32:56 PM] Justin James Smith: break their head open
[4/26/2013 8:33:00 PM] Justin James Smith: Eat their brain to gain the knowledge
[4/26/2013 8:33:04 PM] Justin James Smith: AND THAT IS THE ENDING OF BIOSHOCK INFINITE
#7900 to #7899 - connerence (04/27/2013) [-]
Wow.
That fucked up?
#7901 to #7900 - UnaOWNED (04/27/2013) [-]
It is honestly the only ending to a game that has ever PHYSICALLY made my head hurt to think about.   
   
That's the thing about it, It's explained so perfectly, it's not an inception type ending in the sense that you're wondering what the hell it meant or how it happened..   
   
That's how it gets you, YOU UNDERSTAND IT ALL SO WELL AND PERFECTLY, AND THAT'S WHAT MAKES IT HURT.   
   
All in all, that story is beautifully crafted, Everything that happens, from the beginning of the Bioshock Series, to the beginning of Bioshock infinite, is tied to the ending.   
   
You need to beat it and see the ending so that we can talk about it.
It is honestly the only ending to a game that has ever PHYSICALLY made my head hurt to think about.

That's the thing about it, It's explained so perfectly, it's not an inception type ending in the sense that you're wondering what the hell it meant or how it happened..

That's how it gets you, YOU UNDERSTAND IT ALL SO WELL AND PERFECTLY, AND THAT'S WHAT MAKES IT HURT.

All in all, that story is beautifully crafted, Everything that happens, from the beginning of the Bioshock Series, to the beginning of Bioshock infinite, is tied to the ending.

You need to beat it and see the ending so that we can talk about it.
#7902 to #7901 - connerence (04/27/2013) [-]
Probably not gonna happen for a long while.   
I need to wait for the price to drop down a lot and to get enough cash.
Probably not gonna happen for a long while.
I need to wait for the price to drop down a lot and to get enough cash.
#7903 to #7902 - UnaOWNED (04/27/2013) [-]
Do you have an Xbox 360 By chance?
Do you have an Xbox 360 By chance?
#7904 to #7903 - connerence (04/27/2013) [-]
Sorry man, I'm a sony fag.
The only way to get an xbox is to sell my PS3.
And that's something I can't afford to do!
#7895 - UnaOWNED (04/27/2013) [-]
Vickie V felt the slaps as she slowly started to come out of it. She groaned, not opening her eyes. She thought she fell asleep. When she tried moving however, that's when she noticed something was wrong. Her entire body felt stuck together. Her arms at her sides felt glued to her body, her legs pressed together tightly and held. "Mmmpph...mmppph.." she started stirring, coming back to life with each passing second. She couldn't move at all and this alarmed her. She opened her eyes wide, fully aware now, as she lifted her head slightly, seeing Danica sitting next to her as she lay there. Her eyes were wide, confused. She tried speaking "mmmmmmpphhhhmmmpphhh...mmmph? Mmmmpphh?!" she noticed something filled her mouth and she couldn't talk. Then her attention was brought to her body. Absolutely horrified she started wiggling, pulling and struggle. Straining to move her body was completely cocooned. Looking back at Danica she looked panicked, with eyes asking 'did you do this?'   
   
Alexa Jenkins smiled to herself, "Oh Great, You're awake!" Danica Exclaimed. "I guess I should explain all of this then..." She walked over to her closet and pulled out a large cardboard box from the top shelf, on the side, "Last Resort", Was written in permanent marker. She started pulling out straps with a ratchet in the middle and hooks on either side, she began pulling out more and more and more until she finally emptied the box, a large pile of the straps lay on the floor beside her as she started attaching the ends of the hooks to the side of her bed. "If I haven't already made it obvious.. which I'm sure I have..." She said as she attached more of the hooks to either sides of the bed, draping them over Justine's Cocooned body, "I'm... extremely attracted to you.." She said calmly, placing more and more straps until she finally had them all laid out, from Justine's ankles up to her forehead, she began ratcheting the straps, making them as tight as she could get them. "I'm a lesbian, in short.. and I've decided that you and I are going to be in a relationship.." She finished the last strap, the forehead strap, tightening it completely as she tugged on a few of them to make sure they were in place. "Now, this may come as a shock to you yes.. but that's what..." She waved her hand around Justine, making it obvious she was referring to the tape and straps, "That's what all of this is for.. In time, You'll come to love me and admire me as I've admired you..." She tossed the cardboard box to the side and re-checked the straps, not wanting any to be loose, four on her legs, five on her chest, with two extra as a makeshift breast-tie, making Justine's cute perky breasts pop out, one on her chin, and lastly, one on her forehead. "Anyways... I hope that explains this all to you.. and.. don't worry, it should only take a week or two.. longer if you try and resist it."
Vickie V felt the slaps as she slowly started to come out of it. She groaned, not opening her eyes. She thought she fell asleep. When she tried moving however, that's when she noticed something was wrong. Her entire body felt stuck together. Her arms at her sides felt glued to her body, her legs pressed together tightly and held. "Mmmpph...mmppph.." she started stirring, coming back to life with each passing second. She couldn't move at all and this alarmed her. She opened her eyes wide, fully aware now, as she lifted her head slightly, seeing Danica sitting next to her as she lay there. Her eyes were wide, confused. She tried speaking "mmmmmmpphhhhmmmpphhh...mmmph? Mmmmpphh?!" she noticed something filled her mouth and she couldn't talk. Then her attention was brought to her body. Absolutely horrified she started wiggling, pulling and struggle. Straining to move her body was completely cocooned. Looking back at Danica she looked panicked, with eyes asking 'did you do this?'

Alexa Jenkins smiled to herself, "Oh Great, You're awake!" Danica Exclaimed. "I guess I should explain all of this then..." She walked over to her closet and pulled out a large cardboard box from the top shelf, on the side, "Last Resort", Was written in permanent marker. She started pulling out straps with a ratchet in the middle and hooks on either side, she began pulling out more and more and more until she finally emptied the box, a large pile of the straps lay on the floor beside her as she started attaching the ends of the hooks to the side of her bed. "If I haven't already made it obvious.. which I'm sure I have..." She said as she attached more of the hooks to either sides of the bed, draping them over Justine's Cocooned body, "I'm... extremely attracted to you.." She said calmly, placing more and more straps until she finally had them all laid out, from Justine's ankles up to her forehead, she began ratcheting the straps, making them as tight as she could get them. "I'm a lesbian, in short.. and I've decided that you and I are going to be in a relationship.." She finished the last strap, the forehead strap, tightening it completely as she tugged on a few of them to make sure they were in place. "Now, this may come as a shock to you yes.. but that's what..." She waved her hand around Justine, making it obvious she was referring to the tape and straps, "That's what all of this is for.. In time, You'll come to love me and admire me as I've admired you..." She tossed the cardboard box to the side and re-checked the straps, not wanting any to be loose, four on her legs, five on her chest, with two extra as a makeshift breast-tie, making Justine's cute perky breasts pop out, one on her chin, and lastly, one on her forehead. "Anyways... I hope that explains this all to you.. and.. don't worry, it should only take a week or two.. longer if you try and resist it."
#7890 - DeadlyAwakening (04/24/2013) [-]
I HAVE CONSTRUCTED A NEW DECK.   
   
WE SHOULD DUEL.
I HAVE CONSTRUCTED A NEW DECK.

WE SHOULD DUEL.
User avatar #7891 to #7890 - UnaOWNED (04/24/2013) [-]
WHEN I GET HOME FROM WORK, WE SHALL DUEL.
User avatar #7887 - posttwo (04/21/2013) [-]
Why do you have a blaze visa?
User avatar #7888 to #7887 - UnaOWNED (04/23/2013) [-]
Why don't you?
User avatar #7889 to #7888 - posttwo (04/23/2013) [-]
'cause I dont even have a banka ccount
User avatar #7893 to #7889 - UnaOWNED (04/25/2013) [-]
WHY DON'T YOU HAVE A BANKA CCOUNT?
User avatar #7894 to #7893 - posttwo (04/25/2013) [-]
Cause I cant find the paper with my pps number

I WANT A BANKA CCOUNT
User avatar #7905 to #7894 - banka (04/27/2013) [-]
No.
#7878 - DinosaurLassie (04/21/2013) [-]
(Picture for Effect)

Lily blinked her eyes open, feeling water touch against her arms as they sprawled themselves out on the sand. With that feeling, she jumped awake, pushing her body off out of the water with her arms harshly.

"Wha.." She stared out into a blue ocean, brain jumbling various situations in her head, none of which she had any memory towards. She reached up and touch her head, feeling a large bump.

"Wonderful.." She huffed, looking behind her, happy to see there was a green forest not too far away.

"Food and Shelter first, you'll figure everything else out later." She got up, wiping the sand from various parts of her body before trudging towards the forest, leaving deep footprints in the sand, slightly washed away from the high tide.

Her blonde hair shimmered with the sunlight through the spots on the ground from the tree leaves, complimenting the freckles across her nose and cheek in a cute manner. She was careful where she stepped, making sure not to walk over a snake of some sort.

"Such a beautiful island to was up on.." She said with a bit of a half smile, enjoying herself slightly, despite her situation.
User avatar #7879 to #7878 - UnaOWNED (04/21/2013) [-]
Vaas had been patrolling the forest, Per Hoyt's Request. "Pedazo de mierda..." He muttered under his breath. He stepped over a broken log as he peered through the foliage to the beach.

"Qué la cogida?" He whispered to himself, "The fuck is she doing here?" He held his hand up and clenched his fist, to signal to the 5 or 6 guards behind him, "Go back to the outpost, Tell Hoyt we didn't find anything." The men stood around with confused looks on their faces. Vaas immediately turned around, "DID I FUCKING STUTTER? RUN YOU WORTHLESS SHITS!" He said in a louder voice, to which the men staggered back and began running towards the outpost.

He turned back around, facing the girl walking along the beach, holstering his pistol and unclipping his knife belt, sliding the knife out of the sheathe into his hand. "Now.. Let's see if we can't have some fun..." He began walking a long the foliage of the trees, Standing behind a tree, waiting for her to walk into the forest, where it would only be a matter of time...
User avatar #7880 to #7879 - DinosaurLassie (04/21/2013) [-]
Lily chuckled to herself a bit as a butterfly flew past her face, just inches away. It distracted her from the man who had stepped out into her path, knife in hand. She clumsily bumped into him, falling hard onto the ground with an 'oof'.

"Ouch.." She said, rubbing her neck before she blinked, eyes wide at what was in front of her. She didn't even hesitate to ask questions before she moved over to her knees attempting to stand up and sprint forward at the same time. She would have made it too if it weren't for the gruff hand that moved forward and grasped onto her hair from behind. She squeaked, immediately falling back into the dirt.
#7867 - DinosaurLassie (04/20/2013) [-]
Ohai, Una.
You're online and stuff.
Hurrduurr
#7868 to #7867 - UnaOWNED (04/20/2013) [-]
Oh ye.

I am.

Just went to the store for More games..

Bioshock Infnite, Sniper Elite V2, and Saints Row The Third.
#7869 to #7868 - DinosaurLassie (04/20/2013) [-]
Fuck yeah Bioshock Infinite.
That game is lovely.
#7870 to #7869 - UnaOWNED (04/20/2013) [-]
My Bad. I was playing.. Well, bioshock.   
   
MFW I figured out they were Religious Zealots.   
   
I've got a few reasons for wanting to kill them now.
My Bad. I was playing.. Well, bioshock.

MFW I figured out they were Religious Zealots.

I've got a few reasons for wanting to kill them now.
#7871 to #7870 - DinosaurLassie (04/20/2013) [-]
Indeed.
That game can be addicting.
User avatar #7872 to #7871 - UnaOWNED (04/20/2013) [-]
It's like...

Bioshock was Amazing
Bioshock 2 Was Poopy

Bioshock infinite is like god Jizzed on Bioshock One, Handed it to Zues who hit it with his lightning bolt, then presented it carried by two angels down to 2K Games.
User avatar #7873 to #7872 - DinosaurLassie (04/20/2013) [-]
That it is.
Plus 1920's. Love that era.

Also since you had to leave last night you should RP with me.

GG.
#7874 to #7873 - UnaOWNED (04/21/2013) [-]
RP With Dinosaur Lassie.. Or Bioshock Infinite...   
   
   
YOU CAN'T MAKE ME CHOOSE BETWEEN TWO OF THE GREATEST THINGS EVER!
RP With Dinosaur Lassie.. Or Bioshock Infinite...


YOU CAN'T MAKE ME CHOOSE BETWEEN TWO OF THE GREATEST THINGS EVER!
#7875 to #7874 - DinosaurLassie (04/21/2013) [-]
I understand if.. you wanna play, we can do it later and stuff.
Or I can start it and you can just respond whenever.
#7876 to #7875 - UnaOWNED (04/21/2013) [-]
Nah, We can play for.. However long it takes for Marc to get off his lazy ass and watch this movie.   
   
Start it up, I'm going to get some food ^^
Nah, We can play for.. However long it takes for Marc to get off his lazy ass and watch this movie.

Start it up, I'm going to get some food ^^
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