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Date Signed Up:10/28/2010
Last Login:12/30/2015
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That is.... a glorious head of hair. Holy shit. Do you ever braid it?!
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#1630 - Umbranaught (06/11/2015) [-]
I'm not very good at braiding my hair, which is why I need a gf to do it for me
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User avatar #848 - Umbranaught (12/13/2014) [-]
**Umbranaught used "*roll 6, DD Class*"**
**Umbranaught rolls Fighter (Ftr)**
**Umbranaught rolls Ranger (Rgr)**
**Umbranaught rolls Rogue (Rog)**
**Umbranaught rolls Paladin (Pal)**
**Umbranaught rolls Fighter (Ftr)**
**Umbranaught rolls Druid (Drd)**
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User avatar #849 to #848 - Umbranaught (12/13/2014) [-]
**Umbranaught used "*roll 6, Martial Melee Weapon*"**
**Umbranaught rolls Battleaxe**
**Umbranaught rolls Glaive**
**Umbranaught rolls Lance**
**Umbranaught rolls Warhammer**
**Umbranaught rolls Battleaxe**
**Umbranaught rolls Glaive**
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User avatar #850 to #849 - Umbranaught (12/13/2014) [-]
**Umbranaught used "*roll 6, Martial Ranged Weapon*"**
**Umbranaught rolls Longbow**
**Umbranaught rolls Longbow**
**Umbranaught rolls Net**
**Umbranaught rolls Longbow**
**Umbranaught rolls Blowgun**
**Umbranaught rolls Heavy Crossbow**
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User avatar #851 to #850 - Umbranaught (12/13/2014) [-]
**Umbranaught used "*roll 6, Simple Melee Weapon*"**
**Umbranaught rolls Sickle**
**Umbranaught rolls Javelin**
**Umbranaught rolls Quarterstaff**
**Umbranaught rolls Club**
**Umbranaught rolls Unarme**
**Umbranaught rolls Club**
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User avatar #852 to #851 - Umbranaught (12/13/2014) [-]
**Umbranaught used "*roll 6, Simple Ranged Weapon*"**
**Umbranaught rolls Sling**
**Umbranaught rolls Sling**
**Umbranaught rolls Shortbow**
**Umbranaught rolls Sling**
**Umbranaught rolls Light Crossbow**
**Umbranaught rolls Sling**
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User avatar #846 - Umbranaught (12/13/2014) [-]
**Umbranaught used "*roll 6, pokemon*"**
**Umbranaught rolls Ambipom**
**Umbranaught rolls Deino**
**Umbranaught rolls Clefable**
**Umbranaught rolls Drifloon**
**Umbranaught rolls Aerodactyl**
**Umbranaught rolls Ditto**
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User avatar #833 - GimmieTheCockies (09/23/2012) [-]
I miss you I miss you I miss you!!! D:
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User avatar #834 to #833 - GimmieTheCockies (09/23/2012) [-]
Wow the girl below me makes me feel insecure about my boobs :c
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User avatar #853 to #834 - Umbranaught (12/28/2014) [-]
Your boobs are great though.
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#830 - dotachii (08/26/2012) [-]
hey bitch! miss me? i'm just under a D cup now :P
hey bitch!

miss me?

i'm just under a D cup now :P
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User avatar #835 to #830 - thesexnurd (01/03/2013) [-]
lolol, not that i care, but i have DD's, lol just to be noted and documented on this page...no idea why
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User avatar #836 to #835 - dotachii (01/06/2013) [-]
congrats i hope you feel special
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User avatar #837 to #836 - thesexnurd (01/07/2013) [-]
lol, same to you, just bored
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#806 - GimmieTheCockies (08/07/2012) [-]
**GimmieTheCockies rolls 77** 49!
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#827 to #806 - GimmieTheCockies (08/07/2012) [-]
*roll1* seven this **** is not ******* over yet
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#828 to #827 - GimmieTheCockies (08/07/2012) [-]
**GimmieTheCockies rolls 7** seven! **** no space!!!!!!!
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User avatar #829 to #828 - GimmieTheCockies (08/07/2012) [-]
Yes YES! PRAISE THE LORDAH! well i'mdone, bye bye
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User avatar #831 to #829 - Umbranaught (09/03/2012) [-]
Lolz, finally. You deserved it.
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User avatar #832 to #831 - GimmieTheCockies (09/05/2012) [-]
Thank you! :P
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#807 to #806 - GimmieTheCockies (08/07/2012) [-]
**GimmieTheCockies rolls 16** **** ! I'm gonna spam your profile >:) ummmm 53
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#808 to #807 - GimmieTheCockies (08/07/2012) [-]
**GimmieTheCockies rolls 70** 82, 54, 11, 92, 60, 64, 33, 23!!
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#809 to #808 - GimmieTheCockies (08/07/2012) [-]
**GimmieTheCockies rolls 24** 12 92 74 92 37 29 02 03 81 64
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#810 to #809 - GimmieTheCockies (08/07/2012) [-]
**GimmieTheCockies rolls 54** **** !!!! 13 28 37 44 50 62 73 89 91 00
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#811 to #810 - GimmieTheCockies (08/07/2012) [-]
**GimmieTheCockies rolls 61** 81 93 47 29 03 86 38 29 95 84 67 57!!!!
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#812 to #811 - GimmieTheCockies (08/07/2012) [-]
**GimmieTheCockies rolls 6** 7!!
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#813 to #812 - GimmieTheCockies (08/07/2012) [-]
**GimmieTheCockies rolls 239,245,102** there will be two 3s!
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User avatar #787 - randomrachel (07/28/2012) [-]
**randomrachel rolls 51**
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#786 - randomrachel (07/27/2012) [-]
**randomrachel rolled a random image posted in comment #152 at Metapods **
Mah *****
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#753 - randomrachel (07/24/2012) [-]
>Goes to your profile picture >See naked man >????? > **** it
>Goes to your profile picture
>See naked man
>?????
> **** it
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#796 to #753 - Umbranaught (07/31/2012) [-]
**Umbranaught rolled a random image posted in comment #13 at Condoms ** I think I'll stay neutral >.>
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#797 to #796 - randomrachel (07/31/2012) [-]
**randomrachel rolled a random image posted in comment #7535892 at FJ Pony Thread **
Good, just like me than.
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#799 to #797 - Umbranaught (07/31/2012) [-]
**Umbranaught rolled a random image posted in comment #240 at Girls these days ** lololololol
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#800 to #799 - randomrachel (07/31/2012) [-]
**randomrachel rolled a random image posted in comment #596 at hot weather ** Better than 2
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#801 to #800 - Umbranaught (07/31/2012) [-]
**Umbranaught rolled a random image posted in comment #7586319 at FJ Pony Thread ** You shush! We must never speak of this again
**Umbranaught rolled a random image posted in comment #7586319 at FJ Pony Thread ** You shush! We must never speak of this again
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#802 to #801 - randomrachel (07/31/2012) [-]
**randomrachel rolled a random image posted in comment #171 at Another NONONONO Cat ** that picture is very related
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#803 to #802 - Umbranaught (07/31/2012) [-]
**Umbranaught rolled a random image posted in comment #64 at Chimp has good sex you know. ** Aye, but yours is of epic nature
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#804 to #803 - randomrachel (07/31/2012) [-]
**randomrachel rolled a random image posted in comment #7301162 at FJ Pony Thread ** yup, you're ******
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#805 to #804 - Umbranaught (07/31/2012) [-]
**Umbranaught rolled a random image posted in comment #182 at Ceiling fan ** Slenderman is a pussy, I can take him easy
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User avatar #798 to #797 - randomrachel (07/31/2012) [-]
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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User avatar #774 to #753 - Umbranaught (07/25/2012) [-]
Oh lawdy, thats a terrible drawing XP
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#775 to #774 - randomrachel (07/25/2012) [-]
**randomrachel rolled a random image posted in comment #90851 at Video Games Board **
I get ****
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User avatar #776 to #775 - Umbranaught (07/26/2012) [-]
I also obtain feces :/
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#777 to #776 - Umbranaught (07/26/2012) [-]
**Umbranaught rolled a random image posted in comment #34 at It's True ** forgot to roll ><
**Umbranaught rolled a random image posted in comment #34 at It's True ** forgot to roll ><
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#778 to #777 - randomrachel (07/26/2012) [-]
**randomrachel rolled a random image posted in comment #5 at America **
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#779 to #778 - Umbranaught (07/26/2012) [-]
**Umbranaught rolled a random image posted in comment #7299441 at FJ Pony Thread ** lol, idefk
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User avatar #780 to #779 - Umbranaught (07/26/2012) [-]
welp, time to die. i rolled a pony... ><
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#781 to #780 - randomrachel (07/26/2012) [-]
**randomrachel rolled a random image posted in comment #7530966 at FJ Pony Thread ** I like pony
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User avatar #782 to #781 - Umbranaught (07/26/2012) [-]
I like that picture you rolled :0
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#783 to #782 - randomrachel (07/26/2012) [-]
**randomrachel rolled a random image posted in comment #18 at How i play Games... ** everyone does
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#784 to #783 - Umbranaught (07/26/2012) [-]
**Umbranaught rolled a random image posted in comment #7246319 at FJ Pony Thread ** idk about everyone... :P
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#785 to #784 - randomrachel (07/26/2012) [-]
**randomrachel rolled a random image posted in comment #77 at Bigger on inside **
yes everyone
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#788 to #785 - Umbranaught (07/31/2012) [-]
**Umbranaught rolled a random image posted in comment #9 at Seeing deleted comments ** Oh, I see...
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#789 to #788 - randomrachel (07/31/2012) [-]
**randomrachel rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at morbid for welders ** Finally you reply.
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#790 to #789 - Umbranaught (07/31/2012) [-]
**Umbranaught rolled a random image posted in comment #61487 at Anime & Manga ** I've been a busy man as of late
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#791 to #790 - randomrachel (07/31/2012) [-]
**randomrachel rolled a random image posted in comment #126906 at Brony/MLP Forum **
LIES!
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#792 to #791 - Umbranaught (07/31/2012) [-]
**Umbranaught rolled a random image posted in comment #7609351 at FJ Pony Thread ** It's truuuue though...
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#793 to #792 - randomrachel (07/31/2012) [-]
**randomrachel rolled a random image posted in comment #7359762 at FJ Pony Thread **
PONY!
scary pony
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#794 to #793 - Umbranaught (07/31/2012) [-]
**Umbranaught rolled a random image posted in comment #3 at my first boner xD ** That makes two ponies I've rolled
#795 to #794 - randomrachel (07/31/2012) [-]
**randomrachel rolled a random image posted in comment #7514286 at FJ Pony Thread **
Come to the pony side than.
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User avatar #754 to #753 - Umbranaught (07/24/2012) [-]
My bad :0
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User avatar #755 to #754 - randomrachel (07/24/2012) [-]
I don't mind cock in my face
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User avatar #756 to #755 - Umbranaught (07/25/2012) [-]
I used to post all the time
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#757 to #756 - randomrachel (07/25/2012) [-]
Put cock on my face.
Put cock on my face.
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User avatar #758 to #757 - Umbranaught (07/25/2012) [-]
But I has gf. It's for her face :3
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User avatar #760 to #759 - Umbranaught (07/25/2012) [-]
Lol, I sorry.
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#761 to #760 - randomrachel (07/25/2012) [-]
Is k, I be gay.
Is k, I be gay.
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User avatar #762 to #761 - Umbranaught (07/25/2012) [-]
Ah, thats fine. Are you man?
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#763 to #762 - randomrachel (07/25/2012) [-]
Man, no.
Woman, yes.
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User avatar #764 to #763 - Umbranaught (07/25/2012) [-]
Ah, so you like the lady bits then. I got a bit confused from the cock in the face bit as I'm sure you can tell. :P
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#746 - crutoncrazy (06/01/2012) [-]
Tsh u ar sexi let me tuch u
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User avatar #845 to #746 - Umbranaught (12/13/2014) [-]
my bdy is rdy...
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#854 to #845 - crutoncrazy (12/30/2014) [-]
Holy late reply, Batman!
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User avatar #855 to #854 - Umbranaught (12/30/2014) [-]
Yah rly...
I haven't been on here in forever during my last relationship.
I got dumped :/
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User avatar #856 to #855 - crutoncrazy (12/30/2014) [-]
By that girl you met here?
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User avatar #857 to #856 - Umbranaught (12/30/2014) [-]
'Fraid so. We had a good run though, it just wasn't meant to be.
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User avatar #858 to #857 - crutoncrazy (12/30/2014) [-]
I mean, you were MIA for quite a while so I'd say you had a good run.
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User avatar #859 to #858 - Umbranaught (12/30/2014) [-]
Indeed. Now I'm back to lonely fappin. At least I have my own place now, though I might lose it if I can't find a roommate soon
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User avatar #860 to #859 - crutoncrazy (12/30/2014) [-]
Well damn, place a ton of ads man! Get someone in there, but enjoy the solo fapping before that.
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User avatar #861 to #860 - Umbranaught (12/30/2014) [-]
I know I know, I've been trying really hard to find someone but I'm just not getting any good ones coming my way. D:
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User avatar #743 to #767 - Umbranaught (04/24/2012) [-]
O rly? Might I ask what about it makes you enjoy it so much? :3


Also. I dunno what La Kesh is >.>
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#745 to #769 - Umbranaught (04/28/2012) [-]
Hehe, I'm glad you like it. I certainly do :P So you know Mayan? or just that bit? :0
Hehe, I'm glad you like it. I certainly do :P
So you know Mayan? or just that bit? :0
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User avatar #715 - GimmieTheCockies (04/03/2012) [-]
hey.
Hey.
Hey!
HEY!
Text me I miss you! :C
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User avatar #708 to #726 - Umbranaught (03/31/2012) [-]
lol, as long as you dont post the gay porns on my page it should be fine >.>
though i take it you dont wanna be friends.
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User avatar #713 to #731 - Umbranaught (04/03/2012) [-]
Yay! Racism! XD
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#702 - dotachii (03/23/2012) [-]
we never talk anymore :( i've been so busy so i thought i would say hi on here :3 gif not related just funny :3
we never talk anymore :( i've been so busy so i thought i would say hi on here :3


gif not related just funny :3
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User avatar #736 to #721 - Umbranaught (04/09/2012) [-]
Yay! Can't wait ^_~
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User avatar #737 to #759 - dotachii (04/09/2012) [-]
lol awkward up here reply xD
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User avatar #738 to #760 - Umbranaught (04/09/2012) [-]
Yeah, I ran out of space and had to begin anew.
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User avatar #739 to #761 - dotachii (04/13/2012) [-]
xD woooowwww
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User avatar #740 to #764 - Umbranaught (04/13/2012) [-]
Wut? Prollum?
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User avatar #741 to #765 - dotachii (04/13/2012) [-]
god i hate that bastardization of the word "problem"
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User avatar #703 to #721 - Umbranaught (03/28/2012) [-]
I know, I've been off a bunch lately :/
It might be better if you kik'd me though ;3
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User avatar #704 to #722 - dotachii (03/28/2012) [-]
kik'd?
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User avatar #705 to #723 - Umbranaught (03/28/2012) [-]
kik? the phone app?
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User avatar #706 to #724 - dotachii (03/28/2012) [-]
xD i dont have a smart phone, wait a while i will soon
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User avatar #709 to #725 - Umbranaught (03/31/2012) [-]
mkai ^^
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User avatar #710 to #728 - dotachii (03/31/2012) [-]
ask again in about 100 days when i get an upgrade
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User avatar #711 to #729 - Umbranaught (03/31/2012) [-]
yes maam
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User avatar #714 to #730 - dotachii (04/03/2012) [-]
hows you been?
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User avatar #716 to #733 - Umbranaught (04/04/2012) [-]
meh, just living a bit is all. you?
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User avatar #717 to #735 - dotachii (04/04/2012) [-]
good and bad time, i had my lover over the past few nights, she made me sore xD
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User avatar #718 to #736 - Umbranaught (04/05/2012) [-]
lol, I wouldn't call it bad necessarily :P
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User avatar #727 to #737 - dotachii (04/06/2012) [-]
it was fun
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User avatar #728 to #746 - Umbranaught (04/06/2012) [-]
I bet, I want some of that :0
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User avatar #729 to #747 - dotachii (04/06/2012) [-]
no pics :/ sorry
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User avatar #730 to #748 - Umbranaught (04/06/2012) [-]
I figured :P
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User avatar #731 to #749 - dotachii (04/07/2012) [-]
she has a pink Mohawk and you know what i look like so if that helps

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User avatar #732 to #750 - Umbranaught (04/08/2012) [-]
fapfapfapfapfap
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User avatar #733 to #751 - dotachii (04/08/2012) [-]
xD oh guess what :D



to late, my boobs are growing again >:D
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User avatar #734 to #752 - Umbranaught (04/09/2012) [-]
More fapping!!!!!
Gonna have to show me sometime >.>
User avatar #735 to #753 - dotachii (04/09/2012) [-]
will do, they look like a C cup now ;3
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User avatar #699 to #717 - Umbranaught (03/14/2012) [-]
Well, that's a strange weapon... >.>
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#686 - thewiseturd (02/10/2012) [-]
Here's my profile picture: As you requested it.
Here's my profile picture: As you requested it.
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User avatar #687 to #705 - Umbranaught (02/12/2012) [-]
YAY!!! thank you vury much. :D
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User avatar #681 - sweetheartthewolf (02/10/2012) [-]
video gusta
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User avatar #682 to #700 - Umbranaught (02/10/2012) [-]
request?
since you were first on the scene :p
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User avatar #683 to #701 - sweetheartthewolf (02/10/2012) [-]
hehe, i dunnooo... could you moan? :3
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User avatar #684 to #702 - Umbranaught (02/10/2012) [-]
Hmm, I can try... I'm a quiet person, also shy with my voice and my cam doesn't pick up sound well. But I will try.
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User avatar #685 to #703 - sweetheartthewolf (02/10/2012) [-]
thaaaanks ~w~ cant wait X3
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User avatar #679 - GimmieTheCockies (01/31/2012) [-]
Text me when you get a chance, i got a new phone and lost your number! D: I missssss yooou!
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User avatar #680 to #698 - Umbranaught (02/01/2012) [-]
Yes Ma'am.
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