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#220 - Thumbed by all the Betas out there.  [+] (10 new replies) 06/05/2014 on Preach, sister -5
#239 - anonymous (06/05/2014) [-]
yea they all like "oh man I hate it when girls are like that" then tryn buy them stuff to sleep w them
User avatar #237 - alexstraza (06/05/2014) [-]
As a female; I completely understand where the apparent chick who posted that/texted it is coming from. There are alot of chicks out there who act like that and its like what the shit he's your boyfriend not your fucking puppy.
#243 - anonymous (06/05/2014) [-]
if the guy behaves like one, maybe he actually is their puppy.
#223 - gabemczombie (06/05/2014) [-]
#221 - angelwithashotgun (06/05/2014) [-]
or anyone with common sence
User avatar #257 - jakekel (06/05/2014) [-]
*sense
#241 - anonymous (06/05/2014) [-]
as an alpha, I can only agree with UberDood. Betas are like "omg finally someone said it".

Well if you gf wants you to buy shit for her you could say "no" and if she wants you to stop looking at her girls you could explain "yeah it's in my genes, but you got nothing to worry babe" and if she doesn't like you hanging out with your friends you'd just say "honey, I need to do manly things and talk manly stuff with my bros so I can stay the guy you liked in the first place".

If you're fucking afraid your gf will ditch you if you don't obey her wishes, you're a whiny cunt and need to man the fuck up.
#265 - gabemczombie (06/05/2014) [-]
#252 - jockothecrock (06/05/2014) [-]
nobody who is an alpha calls themselves an alpha
#264 - gabemczombie (06/05/2014) [-]
#172 - pretty much. 01/04/2014 on Well.... its true +1
#169 - hahahaha exactly! She gives this constant vibe of being the ov…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/04/2014 on Well.... its true 0
#171 - dnut (01/04/2014) [-]
...while she's sober and no dicks are in sight! errr.. except Robin Thicke's?
#172 - UberDood (01/04/2014) [-]
pretty much.
#166 - just wish she'd put the tongue away once in a while...  [+] (5 new replies) 01/04/2014 on Well.... its true 0
User avatar #174 - technobanana (01/04/2014) [-]
She said she did it cus she hates photo's being taken and she doesn't know what to do so she just sticks her tounge out.
I kinda pitty her imagine millions of people ripping the shit out of you every day
#168 - dnut (01/04/2014) [-]
omg yes. she looks like a 5 year old that's trying to lick chocolate off its chin when she does that...
#169 - UberDood (01/04/2014) [-]
hahahaha exactly! She gives this constant vibe of being the overly horny drunk chick at a party in literally every situation.
#171 - dnut (01/04/2014) [-]
...while she's sober and no dicks are in sight! errr.. except Robin Thicke's?
#172 - UberDood (01/04/2014) [-]
pretty much.
#306 - wow.. that is a BRUTAL picture of GaGa. 09/11/2013 on Celebrities over the years 0
#76 - Coming from a professional musicians perspective it's not so m… 08/17/2013 on Art +2
#24 - I don't think it states anywhere that they're supposed to be e…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/13/2013 on Car soccer in Russia 0
User avatar #25 - coldactill (07/13/2013) [-]
I didn't come on funnyjunk to watch a compilation of average car crashes.. they could've at least editted out some of the boring ones for a funnier comp.
#64 - I can't figure out if WBC actually likes people but they don't… 06/26/2013 on Russell Brand Fucks with... 0
#3498 - well.. uh.. there's not actually anyone there so..  [+] (1 new reply) 05/23/2013 on Pictures of you sexy bastards 0
User avatar #4125 - tylosaurus (05/23/2013) [-]
It looks like a fat person with a hoodie and a hat on.
It really does..
#3434 - how did you know!?  [+] (3 new replies) 05/23/2013 on Pictures of you sexy bastards 0
User avatar #3443 - tylosaurus (05/23/2013) [-]
Since he's bent over with his face at your butt.
Or she.
#3498 - UberDood (05/23/2013) [-]
well.. uh.. there's not actually anyone there so..
User avatar #4125 - tylosaurus (05/23/2013) [-]
It looks like a fat person with a hoodie and a hat on.
It really does..
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