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#29 - This is the first time I've realized what the american dad scr… 06/25/2013 on Some of his finest acting... +1
#41 - If it's a riot or unlawful assembly then you're breaking a law… 06/22/2013 on Things just +2
#7 - But isn't there a scene in the film where Jack and Davy Jones …  [+] (5 new replies) 06/10/2013 on Pirates of the Carribean... +23
User avatar #8 - TheFreak (06/10/2013) [-]
I think he means his soul is worth 100 souls because he sold his soul to save 100 people. So he has to give 100 people back.
#20 - htmm (06/10/2013) [-]
No, Jack Sparrow freed the slaves and upon learning that Becket had the ship razed.

Jack didn't make a deal with Jones to save the slaves, he did it to save his ship. Which he loved.
#24 - anon (06/10/2013) [-]
He had the ship raised, then owed Jones 100 years before the mast of the Flying Dutchman

He decided to get out of this debt by taking Jones' offer of bringing him 100 souls

Either they're the 100 souls he liberated, or 100 souls to make up for the 100 years he owed to the Dutchman
#26 - htmm (06/10/2013) [-]
I think it's the second one. I'm pretty sure the slaves were freed and gone before the Wicked Wench was set aflame and sunk.
So Jones wanted 100 souls for the 100 years Jack owed. Or, like someone else said, Jones just wanted to give Sparrow an impossible number to come up with in 3 days.
User avatar #40 - captainfuckitall (06/11/2013) [-]
Or perhaps they could be all three
#11 - Picture 06/05/2013 on That Arch -1
#29 - Uk it's on at 9pm on Sky Atlantic, apart from last night I thi… 05/28/2013 on Game of Thrones intro +1
#159 - Everyone was off today cause it was a bank holiday 05/27/2013 on Happy Memorial Day! +5
#93 - Actually Pope John Paul II said that being gay was natural a… 05/24/2013 on This guy is legit , awesome +7
#98 - Comment deleted 05/23/2013 on Woolwich Terrorist Machete... +2
#17 - "No future EA games would have it included. Also an Onlin… 05/17/2013 on Online Pass +1
#12 - Take it since you said walmart you're from America, most copie…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/09/2013 on Every Great Invention Was... +6
#13 - ataeru (05/09/2013) [-]
Ah, i see.
#174 - Awesome, hope they do consider it or at least respond and let …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/07/2013 on "Shoot me in the fucking... +1
User avatar #398 - SuperBobbis (05/08/2013) [-]
Agreed, I believe if it happens, it will surpass Elder Scrolls and Fallout for fans and purchases.
#64 - Yeah it's a pretty good game though its not an open world like…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/07/2013 on "Shoot me in the fucking... +1
User avatar #72 - SuperBobbis (05/07/2013) [-]
A few of my friends and I have sent some letters to the makers of Metro, to see if they would collaborate with Bethesda and make an open-world version of it. We have yet to get any responses, but if I do get any, I'll let you know. If I remember you in that time.
User avatar #174 - USSRviper (05/07/2013) [-]
Awesome, hope they do consider it or at least respond and let you know.
User avatar #398 - SuperBobbis (05/08/2013) [-]
Agreed, I believe if it happens, it will surpass Elder Scrolls and Fallout for fans and purchases.
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#62 - Metro 2033  [+] (6 new replies) 05/07/2013 on "Shoot me in the fucking... +2
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User avatar #64 - USSRviper (05/07/2013) [-]
Yeah it's a pretty good game though its not an open world like fallout which is a shame since it would be cool to go exploring around Russia in a nuclear winter. It's on the PC and 360 don't think there is a playstation version.

Sequel to it is being released soon aswell Metro: Lastlight
User avatar #72 - SuperBobbis (05/07/2013) [-]
A few of my friends and I have sent some letters to the makers of Metro, to see if they would collaborate with Bethesda and make an open-world version of it. We have yet to get any responses, but if I do get any, I'll let you know. If I remember you in that time.
User avatar #174 - USSRviper (05/07/2013) [-]
Awesome, hope they do consider it or at least respond and let you know.
User avatar #398 - SuperBobbis (05/08/2013) [-]
Agreed, I believe if it happens, it will surpass Elder Scrolls and Fallout for fans and purchases.
#65 - tittylovin has deleted their comment.
#22 - Yeah I noticed this some months back, but if you search pirate…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/22/2013 on Lets get the word out again 0
User avatar #66 - asschwitz (04/23/2013) [-]
If they're intelligent enough they won't, it's not worth it, people will always find some way around it. Not to mention it could just encourage people to switch providers and they would loose profit.
#68 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 03/01/2013 on Nothing is Impossible +13
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User avatar #72 - platapus (03/01/2013) [-]
This fucking guy! ^^^
#56 - She was treated at the hospital near my house, be quite surpri… 02/20/2013 on "I have the right" 0
#6 - Haha I can hack the microsoft  [+] (1 new reply) 02/19/2013 on College Essay Help +57
User avatar #11 - Akwardweirdo (02/19/2013) [-]
I can hack *nigger microsoft
#15 - U can also click on oak and see him get beat up by a pidgey...… 02/08/2013 on You never win 0
#65 - Thanks :D 01/22/2013 on Childhood. 0
#42 - Omg, what were the sharks called again? I had them all until I…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/22/2013 on Childhood. 0
User avatar #45 - DamnNature (01/22/2013) [-]
Street Sharks
User avatar #65 - USSRviper (01/22/2013) [-]
Thanks :D
#84 - Damn those mayan bastards............IT WASN'T MEANT TO END LIKE THIS! 12/29/2012 on R.I.P +1
#107 - HoTS :D 12/14/2012 on Why the world should not end 0
#51 - well someone never got the memo xD  [+] (4 new replies) 12/14/2012 on true of most in society today +3
#64 - zenethe (12/14/2012) [-]
I'm totally lost with this foxhole thing... is a foxhole supposed to represent a dangerous situation or something?
User avatar #83 - commontroll (12/14/2012) [-]
Fox hole means that you're backed into a corner and facing almost certain death. I believe it's referencing to the tactic of forcing a fox to run to its den, and then smoking it out of one end, while waiting to shoot it at the other exit.
#87 - zenethe (12/14/2012) [-]
Either yours or AdamBaum's explanation seem believable enough =D
User avatar #92 - commontroll (12/14/2012) [-]
I think they're probably both true. The military term probably came from the hunting term. Because it was generally when they were pinned down with nowhere to go except towards the gunfire.
#45 - Last one reminds of the quote "There are no atheists in a…  [+] (6 new replies) 12/14/2012 on true of most in society today +7
User avatar #49 - thechosenseven (12/14/2012) [-]
I love that quote because there is literally an organization called "foxhole atheists".
User avatar #51 - USSRviper (12/14/2012) [-]
well someone never got the memo xD
#64 - zenethe (12/14/2012) [-]
I'm totally lost with this foxhole thing... is a foxhole supposed to represent a dangerous situation or something?
User avatar #83 - commontroll (12/14/2012) [-]
Fox hole means that you're backed into a corner and facing almost certain death. I believe it's referencing to the tactic of forcing a fox to run to its den, and then smoking it out of one end, while waiting to shoot it at the other exit.
#87 - zenethe (12/14/2012) [-]
Either yours or AdamBaum's explanation seem believable enough =D
User avatar #92 - commontroll (12/14/2012) [-]
I think they're probably both true. The military term probably came from the hunting term. Because it was generally when they were pinned down with nowhere to go except towards the gunfire.
#186 - Depends how long the current is going through the cable for, i… 10/19/2012 on 97 Life Hacks to make your... 0
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