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Date Signed Up:12/08/2009
Last Login:5/23/2013
Location:United Kingdom
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#104 - Picture 07/06/2012 on taking one for the team... +11
#115 - enlarge 07/06/2012 on Every time I go out +5
#69 - nope, i love tea but I hate coffee, so i'd be in the same situ… 07/05/2012 on 4'th of July +6
#142 - www.youtube.com/watch?v=97fbNoIpass educate yourself. 07/05/2012 on Sheldon +4
#277 - Picture 07/05/2012 on Apple +3
#31 - the last mission was irritating as hell, the chases really pis…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/03/2012 on Scumbag rare cars(GTA) 0
User avatar #49 - bitchfag (07/04/2012) [-]
Oh I knowww... I almost couldn't go on though, I was so tore up. I get attached to characters easily, and I chose the "If the price is right" mission," if that tells you anything.
#35 - sirsonny (07/03/2012) [-]
Damn you two! Now I gotta reinstall GTA after reformating my laptop. Curious as fuck now.. .gif kind of related, that's how i drive.
#200 - why would someone be against public healthcare?  [+] (1 new reply) 07/03/2012 on American Logic... +3
User avatar #259 - jrondeau (07/03/2012) [-]
Most protesters talk about how it's gonna raise taxes and force people to buy health care (as if health care is a bad thing). Some of the dumber people like to say that it's gonna make all doctors who work under this new system suck (basically saying that where the money comes from profoundly affects the amount of work done by an employee).

This is about as simplified as I can make it.
#21 - don't feed the troll  [+] (1 new reply) 07/03/2012 on The Last Trolling +5
User avatar #42 - bitchplzzz (07/03/2012) [-]
nomnomnomnomnomnom
#95 - car manufacturers 07/03/2012 on How to Help a Drunk Driver +1
#93 - Here's a 3D hand for you OP 07/02/2012 on 3D Hand +75
#43 - this guy followed a girl home from a club in Manchester right … 07/01/2012 on Geotelli -2
#7 - classic simpsons never fails to make me laugh 07/01/2012 on Mischievous Turtle 0
#26 - Ozil and ronaldo are team mates at real madrid, if that needed… 06/27/2012 on Hey...Hey Ronaldo +1
#69 - slave trader 06/26/2012 on GENIUS! +4
#128 - What's three times more dangerous than war? dodging y… 06/25/2012 on logical, I guess +17
#96 - i use to go to the tescos in five ways when i went to college,…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/24/2012 on It Tasted a bit fishy 0
#98 - spidermanrapeskids (06/24/2012) [-]
Well apparently it tastes fishy
#93 - tescos in my hometown kidderminster, gypsy capital of the midlands :(  [+] (3 new replies) 06/23/2012 on It Tasted a bit fishy +1
User avatar #94 - spidermanrapeskids (06/24/2012) [-]
I live in Birmingham (aka Pakifuckingstan) and I've never seen this drink in Tesco before D: I must find it!
User avatar #96 - UKDan (06/24/2012) [-]
i use to go to the tescos in five ways when i went to college, never saw it in there though lol, i heard its shit anywyay
#98 - spidermanrapeskids (06/24/2012) [-]
Well apparently it tastes fishy
#6 - optimus prime is a brony, you;re in for a world of love and tolerance  [+] (1 new reply) 06/23/2012 on you're fucked +2
#168 - cossackwhoop (07/08/2012) [-]
>:(
#62 - dayum straight 06/23/2012 on It Tasted a bit fishy 0
#58 - british supermarket, 3rd largest retailer in the world. … 06/23/2012 on It Tasted a bit fishy +7
#49 - rare? they sell that shit in tescos  [+] (5 new replies) 06/23/2012 on It Tasted a bit fishy +21
User avatar #92 - spidermanrapeskids (06/23/2012) [-]
What tesco do you shop in, I ain't seen it before
User avatar #93 - UKDan (06/23/2012) [-]
tescos in my hometown kidderminster, gypsy capital of the midlands :(
User avatar #94 - spidermanrapeskids (06/24/2012) [-]
I live in Birmingham (aka Pakifuckingstan) and I've never seen this drink in Tesco before D: I must find it!
User avatar #96 - UKDan (06/24/2012) [-]
i use to go to the tescos in five ways when i went to college, never saw it in there though lol, i heard its shit anywyay
#98 - spidermanrapeskids (06/24/2012) [-]
Well apparently it tastes fishy
#122 - I FUCKING LOVED THE LEGO MAGAZINES!!!!! OH LAWD! 06/23/2012 on Hipsters +1
#82 - that's a lovely seat you have there 06/23/2012 on Am I Doing Right? 0
#87 - Picture 06/21/2012 on England. 0
#82 - everyone has an accent, where you from?  [+] (3 new replies) 06/21/2012 on England. 0
User avatar #90 - infiniteduress (06/21/2012) [-]
that's not actually true, many actors train to develop accent-less english so as not to unintentionally demonstrate any affiliations.
#86 - maaikep (06/21/2012) [-]
#87 - UKDan (06/21/2012) [-]
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#20 - N. Korean citizen (09/24/2012) [-]
New features... Really? So the game comes out yearly and is essentially one big patch / dlc every year and you get tricked into buying an entire new game due to a few features another company would give you for free (Perfect example above). You sir, have broken the stupid barrier.
User avatar #17 - theeballsack (08/09/2012) [-]
I thought id be nice and help a bro out.
#18 to #17 - UKDan (08/09/2012) [-]
thanks bro
thanks bro
User avatar #19 to #18 - theeballsack (08/09/2012) [-]
Welcome!
#14 - yoper (05/01/2012) [-]
Wow you really caused a massive shitstorm by asking that question

< Funnyjunk's fw someone doesn't know all of the pornstars and porn scenes off by heart.
#15 to #14 - UKDan (05/02/2012) [-]
i know, their just butthurt because i don't watch as much porn as them.

mfw i actually have a girlfriend and don't need to watch porn all the time
#16 to #15 - yoper (05/02/2012) [-]
hmm..

i watch quite a bit of porn but still i dont turn into an ignorant fucktard and expect everyone to know all the porn that exists.


#7 - bobJML (02/26/2011) [-]
Hi.
Hi.
#8 to #7 - UKDan (02/26/2011) [-]
howdy
howdy
#9 to #8 - bobJML (02/26/2011) [-]
Hey.
Hey.
User avatar #5 - matstripe (07/13/2010) [-]
LOVE URE AVATAR :D
User avatar #6 to #5 - UKDan (07/14/2010) [-]
me too :)
#4 - N. Korean citizen (07/02/2010) [-]
like stealing davemasters gifs?
User avatar #1 - FUCKTHEWAR (02/15/2010) [-]
who do you support mate?

haha i saw your rory delap comment and i was just wondering
User avatar #2 to #1 - UKDan (02/15/2010) [-]
aston villa, wat about u?
User avatar #3 to #2 - FUCKTHEWAR (02/15/2010) [-]
arsenal all the way
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