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#1435637 - Get the mod that lets you **** everything. That's all…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/20/2016 on Video Games Board - console... 0
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#1435638 - hirollin (05/20/2016) [-]
that is all i need. link plz
#1435634 - Invincible is always there, you just couldn't see him yet. Hen…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/20/2016 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1435640 - squalllionhart (05/20/2016) [-]
#2 - I didn't realize until a while back that Junkrat's tires going…  [+] (18 new replies) 05/20/2016 on You can run, But you can't... +221
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#74 - nikolaier (05/20/2016) [-]
I saw the spikes on the tire and thought "il try going up a wall, just to see if it works."
And work it did, oh so very well.
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#70 - goomberdups (05/20/2016) [-]
the ability descriptions in game are garbage, doesnt tell you much
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#29 - NutHut (05/20/2016) [-]
I was like the only one of my friends who read the skills and knew that McCree's dodge roll also reloaded his gun.
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#3 - volksworgen (05/20/2016) [-]
I didn't know until after the beta was over...

And I mained the dude. im fucking retarded.
#27 - anon (05/20/2016) [-]
You are fucking retarded
for maining Junkrat
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#32 - volksworgen (05/20/2016) [-]
I agree.
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#6 - Tyranitar (05/20/2016) [-]
It took me a while to figure it out, myself. But I assumed that I was the only one who didn't know before.

They should put it in the ability's description, though. Most people (like me) just assume the spikes to be an aesthetic choice, rather than a functional one.
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#7 - volksworgen (05/20/2016) [-]
It doesn't even like resemble spikes capable of going up walls looks like it'd honestly be pretty bad at climmbing walls

Then again blizzard doesnt operate on logic
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#8 - Tyranitar (05/20/2016) [-]
Well, this is a future with time-altering Brits and robot monks with fireball necklaces, so who knows how that shit works.
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#9 - volksworgen (05/20/2016) [-]
Don't forget the teleporting black men.
#49 - drekinn (05/20/2016) [-]
He's hispanic though.
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#55 - volksworgen (05/20/2016) [-]
Well fuck me, i've never met a black man named gabriel but a ton of 'hispanic' dudes name gabriel, i apologize greatly when I first looked at his origins skin I thought hey he's demoman with shotguns.
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#57 - drekinn (05/20/2016) [-]
I legit only know one black person personally, and his name is Gabriel, i shit you not. But Reapers full name is Gabriel Reyes and he's from LA.... i might be assuming too much but everything points to him being hispanic, everything points to it, basically just need blizzard to give us more backstory to confirm.
#75 - anon (05/20/2016) [-]
People of mixed race exist, you pair of fucking geniuses.
#83 - drekinn (05/21/2016) [-]
I lived in ignorant bliss.
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#58 - drekinn (05/20/2016) [-]
ignore that second "everything points to it"
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#4 - avatice (05/20/2016) [-]
I learned that about 5 seconds ago
#10 - zahidlol (05/20/2016) [-]
#1435630 - Vanilla WoW fags are becoming worse than Meleefags  [+] (13 new replies) 05/20/2016 on Video Games Board - console... 0
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#1435647 - swaggerfiend (05/20/2016) [-]
I wish we could get a Vanilla server, but some of the community can be very hostile towards anything they don't like
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#1435649 - Tyranitar (05/20/2016) [-]
A vanilla server wouldn't be a good business idea. It'd be successful for a while, but then it'll die and end up being a drag on WoW more than anything.
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#1435650 - swaggerfiend (05/20/2016) [-]
Only Blizzard would know, really. Could very well be why they aren't doing it.
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#1435756 - Tyranitar (05/20/2016) [-]
I really wish all the "Give us a vanilla server or we'll make an illegal one" idiots would get this. Blizzard is the business, and they know more than us what would or wouldn't work. If they say a vanilla server would be a crappy idea, they've probably thought it through.
#1435644 - beroty (05/20/2016) [-]
WoW cucks are the worst
can't they see the true game is Warcraft?
#1435636 - destaice (05/20/2016) [-]
Vanilla WoW's content was shit.

People "want" vanilla servers for the community.

None of them realize that they can have this community on live servers.

They don't really realize that people communicated in Vanilla because you had to. You were forced to talk to people to accomplish tasks. Now that you aren't forced, people don't communicate.

So rather than try to communicate with others people just bitch that Blizzard isn't forcing communication anymore.
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#1435641 - Tyranitar (05/20/2016) [-]
Gamers are selfish creatures. They need to feel forced to do something in order to do it.

That's the problem with a lot of RPGs. People don't actually ROLEPLAY in it unless they're forced, and then complain that roleplaying is too difficult to accomplish without the force.
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#1435643 - squalllionhart (05/20/2016) [-]
that's very selfish of you
#1435645 - Tyranitar (05/20/2016) [-]
#1435633 - anon (05/20/2016) [-]
This tbh fam smh
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#1435632 - squalllionhart (05/20/2016) [-]
vanilla wow didn't even have invincible
it's trash tbh
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#1435634 - Tyranitar (05/20/2016) [-]
Invincible is always there, you just couldn't see him yet. Hence the name.
#1435640 - squalllionhart (05/20/2016) [-]
#75 - Also, the whole "Is it a race thing or a lady thing?"…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/20/2016 on YEAH... +1
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#88 - gergen (05/20/2016) [-]
That joke falls flat as well considering the crowd catches McCarthy, so clearly it's just in there for the sake of pushing their agenda.
#74 - Even if it were a decent trailer and not the same cheap femini…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/20/2016 on YEAH... +3
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#75 - Tyranitar (05/20/2016) [-]
Also, the whole "Is it a race thing or a lady thing?" line so so fucking obviously targeted at the critics to demonize them, it made me laugh. The only thing from either trailer to make me laugh.
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#88 - gergen (05/20/2016) [-]
That joke falls flat as well considering the crowd catches McCarthy, so clearly it's just in there for the sake of pushing their agenda.
#43448 - >New Ghostbusters trailer has the gorilla woman calling peo…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/19/2016 on Television - cartoon... +1
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#43454 - ohemgeezus (05/20/2016) [-]
my biggest fear is they'll get a sequel because so many people are going to see it to hate-watch it, then they'll say they won
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#43455 - Tyranitar (05/20/2016) [-]
And because the "You could only hate it if you're sexist" crowd is so huge, one of two things will happen.

1. People will be afraid to speak negatively of it, thus giving it the illusion of being loved
2. People won't be afraid, but the movie's failure and infamy will be seen as "proof" of sexism in Hollywood and cinema.
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#43456 - ohemgeezus (05/20/2016) [-]
I can only hope it's the second one
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#43487 - dorkledumbs (05/21/2016) [-]
It's a lose-lose situation really
If 1 there will be a new Ghostbusters franchise, a bastardization of the originals
If 2 even more diversity circle jerking in filmmaking
#641514 - Well sorry that I didn't look back 100 comments before posting it 05/19/2016 on Pokemon 0
#124 - You're making the same mistake that I'm arguing against: You'r…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/19/2016 on "Every hero in Overwatch is... -9
#132 - tenju (05/19/2016) [-]
I get the feeling that you didn't read what I wrote. A) Nobody's TAKING anything from Blizzard because Blizzard isn't selling what the private servers offer anymore. B) Nobody cares about the private server. At least I don't, and neither do most people I've spoken to on the matter. We care about Vanilla.

They can keep Nostralius or however it's spelled. Fuck the private server. They're being attacked for arrogantly reacting to consumer requests, refusing to see the writing on the wall and sell what the consumer obviously wants, and outright blocking people's access to what the consumer wants for no reason whatsoever, since the private server had no impact on profit. They had every legal right to do so, of course, but it's bad for their business, and it's bad for people who want to play Vanilla.

#8 - What I wanna know is where's the Bastion.  [+] (8 new replies) 05/19/2016 on Fagnoff Oscoforc Eniedudad +501
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#48 - mattdoggy (05/20/2016) [-]
i want to be mad at you right now but i can't stop laughing
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#14 - fatbutler (05/20/2016) [-]
Don't worry, you'll see him on the play of the game.
#80 - omfgninjaneer (05/23/2016) [-]
To summarize the play of the game.
-Noobs running into his shots.
-One guy runs and dies before being ressed by Mercy.
-Same noob runs into Bastions fire again with Mercy
-Quad kill
-Bastion reloads when it fades to black.
#37 - derpishb (05/20/2016) [-]
#24 - zombietronexe (05/20/2016) [-]
it's funny and sad at the same time
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#68 - bjblazkowiz (05/20/2016) [-]
how is it sad?
#69 - zombietronexe (05/20/2016) [-]
It's sad because the Super Salt turret 5000 gets PotG 99% of the time by sitting in a corner, behind a reinhardt and holding left mouse button
#23 - morkoelorko (05/20/2016) [-]