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Tyranitar

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#1232222 - The people making DotA 2 wanted to use Warcraft 3 assets to do…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/23/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1232245 - rafeky (05/23/2015) [-]
tell that to skeleton king ;'( Ill never forget you buddy
User avatar #1232223 - bendeman (05/23/2015) [-]
Valve and Blizzard have been wagging dicks at each other for years it seems. So I think we can agree that the whole thing is pretty fucking stupid and childish.
#14 - Throw them into the slums of Detroit, Chicago, or Cleveland an…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/23/2015 on Stop breaking the law -1
User avatar #15 - minorian (05/23/2015) [-]
But what he is also kinda saying is that those areas wouldn't be so tough
#21 - Absolute Madman (05/23/2015) [-]
The politicians didn't make Detroit, Chicago, or Cleveland tough. Years of gang control and a combination of a prosperous drug and gun trade in the cities did..
Because of our laws it is very hard to take down gangs and large trade systems like this without breaking the law or go against our own rules.
Everyone outside of America think our laws are strict and wouldn't allow this, but if you live in America you realize that our laws often protect the criminal rather than the average citizen.
#91 - Absolute Madman (05/23/2015) [-]
Actually Detroit's decline can be traced to the collapse of the US automotive industry (and US-based manufacturing in general), with the recession in 2007 being the final nail in the coffin.
#69 - High School of the Dead had zombies? Sheesh, between the fanse… 05/23/2015 on Cosplay Comp 8 0
#67 - I'm not suggesting that the story is true. And anyway, the sun… 05/23/2015 on Creationism 0
#1232195 - Never bothered looking into Dota 2 cause I think Valve were a …  [+] (7 new replies) 05/23/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1232221 - bendeman (05/23/2015) [-]
Care to elaborate on the valve/blizzard thing? The only stuff I've heard when it comes to the two of em is Blizzard waving the lawsuit schlong in Valve's face.
User avatar #1232222 - Tyranitar (05/23/2015) [-]
The people making DotA 2 wanted to use Warcraft 3 assets to do so. Blizzard said no, but Valve countersued and won the right to do so anyway. The only catch was that they couldn't use the same textures and stuff, but basically DotA 2 is still 50% Warcraft 3 under everything.

They also sued and held back Heroes of the Storm's development because it was prototyped as 'Blizzard DotA", and Valve claimed copyright on the name DotA. More trouble than I figure it was worth, if they weren't also slowing down the progress of a rival MOBA.
User avatar #1232245 - rafeky (05/23/2015) [-]
tell that to skeleton king ;'( Ill never forget you buddy
User avatar #1232223 - bendeman (05/23/2015) [-]
Valve and Blizzard have been wagging dicks at each other for years it seems. So I think we can agree that the whole thing is pretty fucking stupid and childish.
User avatar #1232216 - avatarsarefornoobs (05/23/2015) [-]
if you think that the carries in league are bad, in dota 2, 1 hard carry can completely wipe out the other team with no problem under the right circumstances. league of legends is better in that sense, where even super powerful carries like katarina can eventually become outclassed if the game goes on for long enough
User avatar #1232204 - pwnagraphy (05/23/2015) [-]
Smite is actually really easy to get into, and complicated at high levels granted by the time you get to high levels you already understand everything so it's not complicated anymore . The 3rd Person view makes it a lot more intense than something like Dota or League because you can't just right click and walk away, you always have to control. The Jungle game can become fucking ridiculous if 2 good players are up against each other

If you're on PC then try it since it's free and a simple download unlike League what the fuck riot , if you have an X1 you can get every character forever plus some free skins/gems for $30 one time, or wait until it goes free next month. Either way I recommend it
User avatar #1232198 - cheezincake (05/23/2015) [-]
Yeah I've heard a lot of mixed reviews about HotS. I definitely want to give it a go eventually just to check it out though.
#195 - I spent most of my teen years thinking I was asexual, so if an… 05/23/2015 on What's your virgin meter? 0
#4 - W-water types?  [+] (1 new reply) 05/23/2015 on Axolotl comp 0
User avatar #5 - randomcomps (05/23/2015) [-]
water up the bum
#1232113 - Wait, scratch that. Mr. Freeze in City, THEN Firefly in Origins. 05/23/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1232112 - Play them in order, Asylum -> City -> Origins O…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/23/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1232113 - Tyranitar (05/23/2015) [-]
Wait, scratch that. Mr. Freeze in City, THEN Firefly in Origins.
#1232111 - Final Fantasy 8, 9, and Tactics Crash Bandicoot Tomb R… 05/23/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#33 - That's always been their thing: They have probably the 2nd mos… 05/23/2015 on Avengers 2 0
#72 - I'm alligator kin and I'm triggered by this act of rape. 05/23/2015 on cant you see im sleepin!? 0
#390292 - Hell, it doesn't even have to be older people. Some of the peo…  [+] (5 new replies) 05/23/2015 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #390298 - wallbuilder (05/23/2015) [-]
I was born in '92 and hate kids these days. They're just such cunts and you're no longer allowed to beat the shit out of them.
User avatar #390302 - EdwardNigma (05/23/2015) [-]
You can still legally beat your kid in Australia though.
You'll be a right shit bastard if you do.
But you can.
User avatar #390303 - wallbuilder (05/23/2015) [-]
I'm talking about other kids, particularly 12-16 year olds.
User avatar #390304 - EdwardNigma (05/23/2015) [-]
...Like, someone elses kids?
That would be illegal period and get your retard ass arrested.
User avatar #390305 - wallbuilder (05/23/2015) [-]
Yeah, It was mostly a joke. Mostly. I'm talkin' about those teenagers who give adults shit while the adult really can't do anything at all about it.
#390291 - Old people who complain about the kids of today because things…  [+] (9 new replies) 05/23/2015 on Hating - file complaints,... +10
#390358 - thechosentroll (05/23/2015) [-]
I automatically shit them up when they start talking shit about technology in particular. Every story my parents and grandparents have told me starts with "We had nothing better to do, so we decided to get drunk and do stupid shit". The youth today at least have some alternatives to fucking shit up.
User avatar #390337 - ZenMacros (05/23/2015) [-]
They've gone past the simple "kids these days" line. Now theyre all bitching about "millenials."
User avatar #390293 - cognosceteipsum (05/23/2015) [-]
Thumbed for the hordegif
User avatar #390292 - Tyranitar (05/23/2015) [-]
Hell, it doesn't even have to be older people. Some of the people I know who constantly complain about "kids these days" were born in fucking '89
User avatar #390298 - wallbuilder (05/23/2015) [-]
I was born in '92 and hate kids these days. They're just such cunts and you're no longer allowed to beat the shit out of them.
User avatar #390302 - EdwardNigma (05/23/2015) [-]
You can still legally beat your kid in Australia though.
You'll be a right shit bastard if you do.
But you can.
User avatar #390303 - wallbuilder (05/23/2015) [-]
I'm talking about other kids, particularly 12-16 year olds.
User avatar #390304 - EdwardNigma (05/23/2015) [-]
...Like, someone elses kids?
That would be illegal period and get your retard ass arrested.
User avatar #390305 - wallbuilder (05/23/2015) [-]
Yeah, It was mostly a joke. Mostly. I'm talkin' about those teenagers who give adults shit while the adult really can't do anything at all about it.
#22 - And James didn't want that? I guess he really is a flaming Moltres. 05/23/2015 on Meow 0
#62 - Rick Moranis was very proud of his successful sex change operation. 05/23/2015 on ButterFace 0
#30 - Could you at least reference GOOD wrestlers? 05/23/2015 on (untitled) 0
#262 - So, where does she keep Leia and the sexy green Twi'lek chaine… 05/23/2015 on Lord stop... +8
#1232107 - After spending something like 10 hours downloading Marvel Hero… 05/23/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#90 - Is that a new species of bear? 05/23/2015 on My first encounter 0
#37 - He's was just a parody of him at the beginning. 05/23/2015 on Deadshot +5
#34 - I know that, I'm just referring to the story where God made ev…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/23/2015 on Creationism 0
User avatar #66 - rakogoki (05/23/2015) [-]
i didnt know surface plants could live without the sun for millions of years.
User avatar #67 - Tyranitar (05/23/2015) [-]
I'm not suggesting that the story is true. And anyway, the sun was made first in the tale.
#35 - popeflatus (05/23/2015) [-]
Well, the story is a myth so it doesn't even matter anyway. The order of creation is wrong in the bible as well...
#29 - I recall something my mom saw a pastor say on TV once: …  [+] (22 new replies) 05/23/2015 on Creationism +8
User avatar #126 - ninjaspartan (05/23/2015) [-]
Problem is that in order for "intelligent design" to fit the bill as a theory instead of theist speculation, youd have to abandon every religious text that contradicts evolution anyways, effectively dismissing your faith anyways and making it complete science once again, but with a new theory, and one that, if in a billion years mankind can finally prove, takes the spiritual aspect away from it.
User avatar #130 - testaburger (05/23/2015) [-]
A scientific theory is based on evidence.
Since there's no evidence to support creationism, there can be no theory about it.
User avatar #135 - ninjaspartan (05/23/2015) [-]
To be fair, there's no such thing as evidence of the origins of the universe. It's more like "The Big Bang Hypothesis." Nothing today really states how the known universe came to exist, just how old we can guess it is now, until that changes in a few years again.
User avatar #137 - testaburger (05/23/2015) [-]
Big Bang theory doesn't describe the origin of the universe. It describe the expansion of the universe, for which there's plenty of evidence.
User avatar #141 - ninjaspartan (05/23/2015) [-]
It goes without saying that that expansion started somewhere, no? And it's stated that life followed that expansion, yeah? So to speak, that's a considerable origin. And so to speak, most scientists literally do not believe in anything beyond the observable universe now a day. So technically the Big Bang theory is out of date now. Besides, there's a difference between proof and suggestive evidence.
User avatar #144 - testaburger (05/23/2015) [-]
In the same way evolution isn't about the origin of life, big bang cosmology isn't about the origin of the universe.

"most scientists literally do not believe in anything beyond the observable universe now a day"
You're gonna have to back that up with something, because that's a big claim.

"Besides, there's a difference between proof and suggestive evidence."
Yes. Proofs don't belong in science, but in math.
User avatar #146 - ninjaspartan (05/23/2015) [-]
Well that more or less backs my previous claim that there isn't any evidence for the origin of life, at least not now.

Er, I'm not sure what to give you besides a link here, it's not exactly information that the Internet provided me:

Scratch that, my mobile doesn't seem to want to paste anything. Anyways, Phys.org has some stuff on it in the Quantom Physics section. That's the last place I was told to look by a friend of mine who is a Physics major.

So, er, is there not proof of evolution? Last I checked evolution was still science... With math incorporated, of course, but still science.
User avatar #149 - testaburger (05/23/2015) [-]
Now you're talking about the origin of life.
It's not the same as the origin of the universe.
And "life" is not relevant to the big bang theory, at all. Life is an entirely other field of study. The two have nothing to do with each other, aside from the fact that life exists in this universe.

Depending on your definition of proof.
In the strictest sense, you can only prove something (As in, this is absolutely correct) in math.
Like 2+2 = 4- This is a fact.
Science deals in evidence. There's plenty of evidence to support evolution, but we don't know 100% that how we think it happens, is how it actually happens.
It could be pixies doing it. There's no evidence that it is, but it could be. Hence "evidence" instead of "proof"

Now, math is a constructed system. As long as you're following the rules of the system, you can prove things definitively. "A shoe is a shoe", essentially.
User avatar #160 - ninjaspartan (05/23/2015) [-]
Well, either or, there's proof of neither of them, but evidence for both, and both contradict the Bible's Genisis along with plenty of other religion's texts. So to sum up my origional point, you can't be religious and believe in evolution at the same time. Maybe spiritual, but not religious.

So basically science + proof = math?

I mean, I guess.
User avatar #163 - testaburger (05/23/2015) [-]
The only evidence of the origin of life/the universe is that it exists. There's some evidence as to how life might have originated, but currently none as to how it actually happened.

Not really. They're two different things.
#171 - ninjaspartan (05/23/2015) [-]
Well we need to build a goddamn time machine then. That way I don't have to be confused over what science and math is anymore.
User avatar #56 - testaburger (05/23/2015) [-]
Unnecessary shoehorning is unnecessary.
User avatar #36 - mrforte (05/23/2015) [-]
I can't speak for all Christians, but from my experience I believe you are right about how people view the bible; a good majority interpret the bible very loosely, and have no problem putting faith in both religion and science.

Could be a younger generation thing though, idk.
User avatar #59 - Sethorein (05/23/2015) [-]
My mum was taught that dinosaurs were a test of our faith... it's definitely the younger generation. Though i feel real bad for a couple of my small town fundamentalist friends. Beet christians youll ever meet, exemplify all the best morals of religion. But they also believe gayness is a choice, the earth is 6000 years old. The biblical flood happened, etc.

Most folks dismiss em right quick for that.
User avatar #55 - testaburger (05/23/2015) [-]
Science does not require faith.
User avatar #186 - mrforte (05/23/2015) [-]
In effect, it does. In science, people must have faith that their observations are correct, you must have faith that previously defined theories and laws are correct, and you must have faith behind the people that define the laws. The fact that scientific ideas are constantly being disproved and revised, despite the previous belief that they were true, shows that there is a high probability that many of the ideas we take for granted may be outright false, and yet knowing this scientists continue on as if they are true, they have faith in their observations.
User avatar #187 - testaburger (05/23/2015) [-]
Faith =/= belief

Faith is belief without evidence.
Science is all about evidence.

Faith does not belong in science.
#32 - popeflatus (05/23/2015) [-]
The sun was around a lot earlier than humans were though.
User avatar #34 - Tyranitar (05/23/2015) [-]
I know that, I'm just referring to the story where God made everything over a week's time. Each "day" could've represented millions of years.
User avatar #66 - rakogoki (05/23/2015) [-]
i didnt know surface plants could live without the sun for millions of years.
User avatar #67 - Tyranitar (05/23/2015) [-]
I'm not suggesting that the story is true. And anyway, the sun was made first in the tale.
#35 - popeflatus (05/23/2015) [-]
Well, the story is a myth so it doesn't even matter anyway. The order of creation is wrong in the bible as well...
#25 - Also, I think they had their own comic series at one point. 05/23/2015 on Avengers 2 0
#24 - Tony Stark has a damage control organization that goes in afte…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/23/2015 on Avengers 2 +3
User avatar #32 - youngneil (05/23/2015) [-]
Damage Control? There was an episode of Ultimate Spider-Man with those guys, but I didn't think they were very important. Cool to know.
User avatar #33 - Tyranitar (05/23/2015) [-]
That's always been their thing: They have probably the 2nd most important job in the world, behind the heroes themselves, but nobody ever stops to think about them.
User avatar #29 - subaqueousreach (05/23/2015) [-]
I don't think they mention it til after the Hulk fight. But still you're correct.
User avatar #25 - Tyranitar (05/23/2015) [-]
Also, I think they had their own comic series at one point.

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#64 - Tyranitar (12/09/2014) [-]
Just leaving this here for reasons...
#60 - RipperMan ONLINE (12/04/2014) [-]
do you and fukkentyranitar see eachother often?
User avatar #63 to #60 - fukkentyranitar (12/05/2014) [-]
Occasionally. People mistake us for one another. But its been peaceful for a while though.
User avatar #61 to #60 - Tyranitar (12/04/2014) [-]
Sometimes. Aside from the occasional evil twin joke, it's usually when someone mistakes one of us for the other.
User avatar #62 to #61 - RipperMan ONLINE (12/04/2014) [-]
so i guess his name isn't literal, shame
User avatar #59 - shedinja (11/16/2014) [-]
No pls, anything but the sand
User avatar #58 - gugek (11/02/2014) [-]
Hey! I hope you have a great morning, and a fantastic day!
User avatar #54 - jorgethemaster (01/09/2014) [-]
You have one of the best usernames on this site.
User avatar #55 to #54 - fitemeirlbro (10/20/2014) [-]
shut up jorge
User avatar #56 to #55 - jorgethemaster (10/20/2014) [-]
Oh no it's you.
User avatar #53 - khl (05/09/2013) [-]
Hey man do you trade FJ points or items ?
#52 - rayquasa (04/29/2013) [-]
muh nugga
#51 - Absolute Madman (04/29/2013) [-]
mah *****
#50 - Tyranitar (04/29/2013) [-]
**Tyranitar rolled a random image posted in comment #5 at Fucking Ralts **
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User avatar #37 - kingreaver (08/09/2012) [-]
I trade you little babby gun for sandvich, Da.
User avatar #38 to #37 - Tyranitar (08/09/2012) [-]
хорошо!
User avatar #39 to #38 - kingreaver (08/09/2012) [-]
отличный!
User avatar #36 - amozi (08/08/2012) [-]
**amozi rolls 75**
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User avatar #32 to #33 - Tyranitar (05/04/2012) [-]
Say hwat? I'm not sure if I said something that gave the wrong idea, but I freakin love Marvel. Assuming you mean the comics.
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User avatar #34 to #35 - Tyranitar (05/04/2012) [-]
Ah. Sorry I misunderstood your comment. Thought you were saying I didn't like Marvel.
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User avatar #30 - Tyranitar (03/14/2012) [-]
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#29 - Tyranitar (01/01/2012) [-]
Happy new year to whatever people lurk in this poor old dinosaur's profile for whatever reason!
User avatar #27 - TwistedPizzaDude (06/12/2011) [-]
hello

i ******* love your comments

bye
User avatar #26 - CrownedClown (06/01/2011) [-]
Tyranitar is a ******* beast. Just saiyan.
#25 - Tyranitar (05/02/2011) [-]
U mad, Al Qaeda?
User avatar #24 - unholycapsicum (04/15/2011) [-]
I ain't skinny. I have to suck in my gut to do that.
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