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Tyranitar

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Gender: male
Age: 20
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Interests: Pokemon, Cheesecake, Fantasy Violence, Partial Nudity, Crude Language
Date Signed Up:11/05/2009
Last Login:5/24/2015
Location:Buckeyeland
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I freakin' love cheesecake. That's all you need to know about me.

latest user's comments

#12 - I must protect the wild 05/19/2014 on Majestic nature 0
#3 - These people thinking someone besides MM-classic is best (well… 05/19/2014 on VG Cats - Blue Man Group +1
#8 - Gwen Stacy dying isn't all: Spider-Man is technically responsi…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/19/2014 on Feels.. +1
User avatar #9 - comicexplain (05/19/2014) [-]
It's iffy, actually. The thing is, he doesn't KNOW if he killed her, or if Goblin snapped her neck before throwing her down. And that's -worse- for him. Did he kill her accidentally, or was she dead before he attempted to save her. Either way, it was a neck injury, and that was enough for him to angst about it.

The new Spider-Man movie makes it obvious for the cinematic cannon, but for comic cannon, they purposefully keep it unknown, but it's treated as he did it, for the sake of not allowing the accidental death to happen to anyone ever again. Pretty clever!
User avatar #10 - pkashp (05/19/2014) [-]
The Watcher eventually clarified that it was in fact Spidey snapping her neck that killed her.
User avatar #13 - comicexplain (05/19/2014) [-]
He did. It was retconned, and then reinstated, and THEN alluded to once more. Silly writers, mucking about with the story.

It's been forty years since her death, give or take, and it's not surprising if the answer lies scrambled everywhere. Though it is annoying.
User avatar #33 - taintedangel (05/19/2014) [-]
I say he did since it would cause him more suffering, which is what the writers love to do to spidey.
#54 - Unless they are Thalmor  [+] (2 new replies) 05/18/2014 on title +19
User avatar #94 - nocturnalemission (05/18/2014) [-]
This image just brought a metric fuck ton of memories of people who would forge naked anime girls in halo.
User avatar #85 - traelos (05/18/2014) [-]
Murder is not rape.

Torture is a grey area.
#82 - I mean no disrespect to the departed, and this is in no way ta…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/18/2014 on How CNN works 0
User avatar #100 - taintedangel (05/18/2014) [-]
It's one of them niggery names like Laquanda, DeShawn, DaMarcus, ect.
#127 - This touched me And not sexually 05/18/2014 on So good +8
#90 - Why'd you put me on the pussy-ass team, bro? 05/18/2014 on To the frontpage +1
#926148 - Damn, I almost forgot this one This song … 05/17/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#926139 - Both the gamer and the hopeless romantic in me begin t…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/17/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #926148 - Tyranitar (05/17/2014) [-]
Final Fantasy VIII - Eyes On Me Damn, I almost forgot this one

This song
This freakin' song
This song made me cry back when I still thought love was gross and girls had cooties
#23 - Look the **** out, that syringe gun is somewhat threatening. 05/17/2014 on Creepiest Photobomb Ever +1
#107 - I used to live in Youngstown, but I've gotta say that there ar…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/17/2014 on Ohio 0
User avatar #129 - dangerbearr (05/17/2014) [-]
Oh shit, you live like an hour away from me lol Yea our beaches over here aren't too bad. There's quite a few, so a few are definitely.. dirtier than others. I'm afraid I'll step on a used needle or something at the one by Cleveland.
#99 - I wouldn't be surprised if the government just put a dome arou…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/16/2014 on Ohio 0
User avatar #100 - dangerbearr (05/16/2014) [-]
I actually liked the Simpsons movie.. I think we would be a nice science experiment. Or at least a interesting TV show. Ghetto area to amish country, all within 20 miles.
Where about in OH do you live? Im about 20 minutes on the highway, outside of Cleveland.
User avatar #107 - Tyranitar (05/17/2014) [-]
I used to live in Youngstown, but I've gotta say that there are several 3rd-world countries filled with giant poisonous spiders that I would rather live in than there. No, I'm in this little town called Madison. Nice place, right up at the lake. The "beach" is nice when the nearby nuclear reactor hasn't turned the water into dead-fish molasses.
User avatar #129 - dangerbearr (05/17/2014) [-]
Oh shit, you live like an hour away from me lol Yea our beaches over here aren't too bad. There's quite a few, so a few are definitely.. dirtier than others. I'm afraid I'll step on a used needle or something at the one by Cleveland.
#97 - I'm worried about people getting sick, too. Hot-cold-hot-cold …  [+] (5 new replies) 05/16/2014 on Ohio 0
User avatar #98 - dangerbearr (05/16/2014) [-]
I wouldn't be surprised if all of Ohio just came down with some awful new disease it spread throughout the whole state, but it stopped at the state borders because Ohioans have a certain je ne sais quoi about them, so it slowly eats away at our insides and then all die. The end.
User avatar #99 - Tyranitar (05/16/2014) [-]
I wouldn't be surprised if the government just put a dome around us and waited for us to die like in the sorry if you hate it, most people do Simpsons movie "You know what? Ohio is a piece of crap. Their weather is bonkers, the people are insane, they are home to the city with more rape, theft, and murder than freakin' Chicago, and their most noticeable offering to us is football, and don't get us started on THAT!"
User avatar #100 - dangerbearr (05/16/2014) [-]
I actually liked the Simpsons movie.. I think we would be a nice science experiment. Or at least a interesting TV show. Ghetto area to amish country, all within 20 miles.
Where about in OH do you live? Im about 20 minutes on the highway, outside of Cleveland.
User avatar #107 - Tyranitar (05/17/2014) [-]
I used to live in Youngstown, but I've gotta say that there are several 3rd-world countries filled with giant poisonous spiders that I would rather live in than there. No, I'm in this little town called Madison. Nice place, right up at the lake. The "beach" is nice when the nearby nuclear reactor hasn't turned the water into dead-fish molasses.
User avatar #129 - dangerbearr (05/17/2014) [-]
Oh shit, you live like an hour away from me lol Yea our beaches over here aren't too bad. There's quite a few, so a few are definitely.. dirtier than others. I'm afraid I'll step on a used needle or something at the one by Cleveland.
#93 - We've been getting these storms where it rains like 5 minutes,…  [+] (7 new replies) 05/16/2014 on Ohio 0
User avatar #96 - dangerbearr (05/16/2014) [-]
Yeeeaaaa I'm pretty sure the water is still there. I have a feeling we're going to have some really bad mosquito problems soon. All that standing water is a breeding ground.
Today was a bit chillier than usual though, which is totally awesome, because that means less terrifying tornado inducing storms.
User avatar #97 - Tyranitar (05/16/2014) [-]
I'm worried about people getting sick, too. Hot-cold-hot-cold can cause some problems, but throwing wet-dry-wet-dry in there too can really screw things up.
User avatar #98 - dangerbearr (05/16/2014) [-]
I wouldn't be surprised if all of Ohio just came down with some awful new disease it spread throughout the whole state, but it stopped at the state borders because Ohioans have a certain je ne sais quoi about them, so it slowly eats away at our insides and then all die. The end.
User avatar #99 - Tyranitar (05/16/2014) [-]
I wouldn't be surprised if the government just put a dome around us and waited for us to die like in the sorry if you hate it, most people do Simpsons movie "You know what? Ohio is a piece of crap. Their weather is bonkers, the people are insane, they are home to the city with more rape, theft, and murder than freakin' Chicago, and their most noticeable offering to us is football, and don't get us started on THAT!"
User avatar #100 - dangerbearr (05/16/2014) [-]
I actually liked the Simpsons movie.. I think we would be a nice science experiment. Or at least a interesting TV show. Ghetto area to amish country, all within 20 miles.
Where about in OH do you live? Im about 20 minutes on the highway, outside of Cleveland.
User avatar #107 - Tyranitar (05/17/2014) [-]
I used to live in Youngstown, but I've gotta say that there are several 3rd-world countries filled with giant poisonous spiders that I would rather live in than there. No, I'm in this little town called Madison. Nice place, right up at the lake. The "beach" is nice when the nearby nuclear reactor hasn't turned the water into dead-fish molasses.
User avatar #129 - dangerbearr (05/17/2014) [-]
Oh shit, you live like an hour away from me lol Yea our beaches over here aren't too bad. There's quite a few, so a few are definitely.. dirtier than others. I'm afraid I'll step on a used needle or something at the one by Cleveland.
#91 - Did you get those huge flashes of lightning? I'm not scared of…  [+] (9 new replies) 05/16/2014 on Ohio 0
User avatar #92 - dangerbearr (05/16/2014) [-]
Yes! Oh I'm a fucking baby when it's storming. But this one was one of the worse ones. My whole street was a river and my back and front years were ponds.
Shit was intense.
User avatar #93 - Tyranitar (05/16/2014) [-]
We've been getting these storms where it rains like 5 minutes, but we somehow end up with a day's worth of puddles. I had to get a running start and leap from my driveway to my front yard. I think Zeus just decided to take a nice cold piss all over us for some reason.
User avatar #96 - dangerbearr (05/16/2014) [-]
Yeeeaaaa I'm pretty sure the water is still there. I have a feeling we're going to have some really bad mosquito problems soon. All that standing water is a breeding ground.
Today was a bit chillier than usual though, which is totally awesome, because that means less terrifying tornado inducing storms.
User avatar #97 - Tyranitar (05/16/2014) [-]
I'm worried about people getting sick, too. Hot-cold-hot-cold can cause some problems, but throwing wet-dry-wet-dry in there too can really screw things up.
User avatar #98 - dangerbearr (05/16/2014) [-]
I wouldn't be surprised if all of Ohio just came down with some awful new disease it spread throughout the whole state, but it stopped at the state borders because Ohioans have a certain je ne sais quoi about them, so it slowly eats away at our insides and then all die. The end.
User avatar #99 - Tyranitar (05/16/2014) [-]
I wouldn't be surprised if the government just put a dome around us and waited for us to die like in the sorry if you hate it, most people do Simpsons movie "You know what? Ohio is a piece of crap. Their weather is bonkers, the people are insane, they are home to the city with more rape, theft, and murder than freakin' Chicago, and their most noticeable offering to us is football, and don't get us started on THAT!"
User avatar #100 - dangerbearr (05/16/2014) [-]
I actually liked the Simpsons movie.. I think we would be a nice science experiment. Or at least a interesting TV show. Ghetto area to amish country, all within 20 miles.
Where about in OH do you live? Im about 20 minutes on the highway, outside of Cleveland.
User avatar #107 - Tyranitar (05/17/2014) [-]
I used to live in Youngstown, but I've gotta say that there are several 3rd-world countries filled with giant poisonous spiders that I would rather live in than there. No, I'm in this little town called Madison. Nice place, right up at the lake. The "beach" is nice when the nearby nuclear reactor hasn't turned the water into dead-fish molasses.
User avatar #129 - dangerbearr (05/17/2014) [-]
Oh shit, you live like an hour away from me lol Yea our beaches over here aren't too bad. There's quite a few, so a few are definitely.. dirtier than others. I'm afraid I'll step on a used needle or something at the one by Cleveland.
#90 - Here in Ohio, we looked at the regular 4 **** seasons a…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/16/2014 on Ohio +2
User avatar #102 - tmbg (05/16/2014) [-]
the fuck are you talking about? we do have 4 seasons

almost winter
winter
still winter
and road construction
#33 - Adamantium is (or was, not sure about now) an alloy made up of…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/15/2014 on estimated values 0
User avatar #50 - blackscales (05/15/2014) [-]
Now, it is not. I'm pretty sure adimantium can cut through vibramium.
#245 - Well, I found an interview with an Air Force guy about what pl…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/14/2014 on godzilla sizes +3
#279 - fuckoatmeal (05/15/2014) [-]
lol
User avatar #303 - grny (05/18/2014) [-]
To whoever made the gif btw that helicopter in the gif has no offensive capabilities whatsoever
#241 - The original Godzilla was killed, and then another one self-de… 05/14/2014 on godzilla sizes 0
#239 - My huge ass has nothing to do with it, good sir. 05/14/2014 on godzilla sizes +10
#236 - Is it true that the military released a statement that pretty …  [+] (5 new replies) 05/14/2014 on godzilla sizes +3
User avatar #242 - ifeelbatman (05/14/2014) [-]
Haven't heard of anything like that. I don't think anyone has mentioned it to me, so no, I don't beleive anyone stated that.
User avatar #245 - Tyranitar (05/14/2014) [-]
Well, I found an interview with an Air Force guy about what plans of attack the military would likely use if a kaiju attack somehow occurred in real life. That is probably what was being referred to when my friend said that.
#279 - fuckoatmeal (05/15/2014) [-]
lol
User avatar #303 - grny (05/18/2014) [-]
To whoever made the gif btw that helicopter in the gif has no offensive capabilities whatsoever
#235 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 05/14/2014 on godzilla sizes +3
#257 - senorfrog (05/15/2014) [-]
#234 - If Mothra weren't so adorable and kind, Godzilla could take he… 05/14/2014 on godzilla sizes 0
#42 - Your comment reminded me of something I've wondered. …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/14/2014 on Megaman Battle Feels +3
#43 - boomerpyro (05/14/2014) [-]
out of date
they were replaced
in parts they wait
for trash has no fate
#41 - Neither do I, all I know is that he's essentially a sentient a… 05/14/2014 on Megaman Battle Feels 0

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#64 - Tyranitar (12/09/2014) [-]
Just leaving this here for reasons...
#60 - RipperMan ONLINE (12/04/2014) [-]
do you and fukkentyranitar see eachother often?
User avatar #63 to #60 - fukkentyranitar ONLINE (12/05/2014) [-]
Occasionally. People mistake us for one another. But its been peaceful for a while though.
User avatar #61 to #60 - Tyranitar (12/04/2014) [-]
Sometimes. Aside from the occasional evil twin joke, it's usually when someone mistakes one of us for the other.
User avatar #62 to #61 - RipperMan ONLINE (12/04/2014) [-]
so i guess his name isn't literal, shame
User avatar #59 - shedinja (11/16/2014) [-]
No pls, anything but the sand
User avatar #58 - gugek (11/02/2014) [-]
Hey! I hope you have a great morning, and a fantastic day!
User avatar #54 - jorgethemaster (01/09/2014) [-]
You have one of the best usernames on this site.
User avatar #55 to #54 - fitemeirlbro (10/20/2014) [-]
shut up jorge
User avatar #56 to #55 - jorgethemaster (10/20/2014) [-]
Oh no it's you.
User avatar #53 - khl (05/09/2013) [-]
Hey man do you trade FJ points or items ?
#52 - rayquasa (04/29/2013) [-]
muh nugga
#51 - anonymous (04/29/2013) [-]
mah *****
#50 - Tyranitar (04/29/2013) [-]
**Tyranitar rolled a random image posted in comment #5 at Fucking Ralts **
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User avatar #37 - kingreaver (08/09/2012) [-]
I trade you little babby gun for sandvich, Da.
User avatar #38 to #37 - Tyranitar (08/09/2012) [-]
хорошо!
User avatar #39 to #38 - kingreaver (08/09/2012) [-]
отличный!
User avatar #36 - amozi (08/08/2012) [-]
**amozi rolls 75**
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User avatar #32 to #33 - Tyranitar (05/04/2012) [-]
Say hwat? I'm not sure if I said something that gave the wrong idea, but I freakin love Marvel. Assuming you mean the comics.
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User avatar #34 to #35 - Tyranitar (05/04/2012) [-]
Ah. Sorry I misunderstood your comment. Thought you were saying I didn't like Marvel.
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User avatar #30 - Tyranitar (03/14/2012) [-]
(⌐■_■)
#29 - Tyranitar (01/01/2012) [-]
Happy new year to whatever people lurk in this poor old dinosaur's profile for whatever reason!
User avatar #27 - TwistedPizzaDude (06/12/2011) [-]
hello

i ******* love your comments

bye
User avatar #26 - CrownedClown (06/01/2011) [-]
Tyranitar is a ******* beast. Just saiyan.
#25 - Tyranitar (05/02/2011) [-]
U mad, Al Qaeda?
User avatar #24 - unholycapsicum (04/15/2011) [-]
I ain't skinny. I have to suck in my gut to do that.
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