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Tyranitar

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Gender: male
Age: 20
Video Games Played: Too many to list here
Interests: Pokemon, Cheesecake, Fantasy Violence, Partial Nudity, Crude Language
Date Signed Up:11/05/2009
Last Login:3/27/2015
Location:Buckeyeland
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I freakin' love cheesecake. That's all you need to know about me.

latest user's comments

#8 - Don't Hitmonlee's limbs look like that because they can stretc…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/08/2015 on Pokemon Comp D +3
User avatar #21 - adu (03/08/2015) [-]
In the anime Hitmonlee's legs were shown to stretch and coil like springs.
#30 - I just Googled Namor and picked the first image I saw in the group. 03/08/2015 on I Can't Wait for Mamoa's... +1
#25 - Bring it, bitch.  [+] (2 new replies) 03/08/2015 on I Can't Wait for Mamoa's... 0
#29 - sherlockbatman (03/08/2015) [-]
why don't you use the picture of his normal outfit?
the sequined gay speedo that somehow makes him look more nude than if he were actually naked
User avatar #30 - Tyranitar (03/08/2015) [-]
I just Googled Namor and picked the first image I saw in the group.
#9 - Picture 03/08/2015 on nerds +42
#374320 - Picture 03/08/2015 on Hating - file complaints,... +2
#1182143 - So far, definitely planning on maining Zenyatta. He seems like… 03/08/2015 on Video Games Board - console... +1
#374313 - It's not even funny. I get the joke, but it's not and was neve…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/08/2015 on Hating - file complaints,... +1
User avatar #374314 - badmotorfinger (03/08/2015) [-]
i know holy shit
#374312 - Why do old and middle-aged people think that spanking kids is …  [+] (11 new replies) 03/08/2015 on Hating - file complaints,... +2
User avatar #374413 - nimba (03/08/2015) [-]
My parents used to threaten me, but I eventually figured out they're way too liberal to raise kids like that
My dad punched my brother though one time, straight up socked him in the face
#374407 - babybeel (03/08/2015) [-]
They think raising children is centred on discipline when things go wrong and that's enough to prepare them for society. When really its also about interactions, modelling, scaffolding etc etc etc. Generally, anyone who assumes how a person turns out is centres one factor only is an ignorant dumbass who knows jackshit about child development.

My mam never hit me, but I respect her and never swear, make her cups of teas, etc.
My dad on the other hand would smack us for the dumbest shit. Do I respect him? No, none of us do. He's a twat.
User avatar #374408 - babybeel (03/08/2015) [-]
*how a person turns out is centred on one factor only
User avatar #374333 - thechosentroll (03/08/2015) [-]
I never understood the need for spanking. Mostly because around here parents use bitchslaps instead of it.
#374319 - anonymous (03/08/2015) [-]
From about 11-13 me and my dad would argue alot, and he would slap me if I said something that pissed him off. My family always chastised me for most everything I say.
Now I regret everything that ever comes out of my mouth, because something convinces me that everything I say is stupid.

User avatar #374334 - thechosentroll (03/08/2015) [-]
My parents did the same, but it had the opposite effect. Got so used to being slapped every time I said something stupid or inappropriate that I just stopped caring when they did it. Kept blabbering on. I guess that'd explain my online commenting tendencies.
User avatar #374317 - awesomerninjathing (03/08/2015) [-]
little do they know i now spank middle-aged women like your fucking mum kiddo cuz shes a naughty slut
User avatar #374332 - themanwithnoplan (03/08/2015) [-]
Fukn savage
#374320 - Tyranitar (03/08/2015) [-]
#374318 - shibe (03/08/2015) [-]
User avatar #374316 - fishinyourface (03/08/2015) [-]
There's a difference between spanking, and beating the ever living fuck out of your kid. I was spanked as a child, but I turned out fine. That doesn't mean spanking is the only reason I turned out the way I did. People only ever focus on spanking, and nothing else. Not everyone who was disciplined this way was spanked for everything without explanations or any other communications. The fact of the matter is that some people raise their kids like shit, and some don't. Some kids aren't spanked, but turn out to be assholes, and some kids are spanked, and turn out to be assholes. Not everyone is the same, children clearly develop minds of their own as they grow up.
#97 - I've always preferred Fire except for Gen 5, when I got sick o…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/08/2015 on Anon decides to play pokemon +7
User avatar #99 - compared (03/08/2015) [-]
Thanks for using a comparison, hope you are well.
#81 - A lot of guys like the idea of women being dominant in bed. It… 03/07/2015 on New Overwatch Characters +1
#40 - She actually looks like a really likable character, though. Sh…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/07/2015 on New Overwatch Characters +1
User avatar #56 - lolgonewrong (03/07/2015) [-]
i don't see how anyone could find there girlfriend being the "man" in the relationship hot :^)
User avatar #81 - Tyranitar (03/07/2015) [-]
A lot of guys like the idea of women being dominant in bed. It's not just little, nerdy beta guys either. You could see a massive, Schawrzenegger-level bodybuiler with a little petite girlfriend/wife, and she could be the "man" in their sex life.
#5 - I set my gender to Godzilla. 03/07/2015 on Gender Identification +27
#5 - I'm pretty sure 75% of Google+ users are folks forced to make … 03/07/2015 on Nobody must know. +1
#68 - If a bitch sleeps through Guardians of the Galaxy and tells me… 03/07/2015 on My favorite movie +7
#67 - The fact that one of their eyes is floating quite a distance a… 03/07/2015 on My favorite movie +2
#45 - And here we have a rare image of the lovely Soraka, one of the…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/07/2015 on Tales of Valoran 0
#46 - sirfapaton (03/07/2015) [-]
Soraka with a horse cock? meh...
#30 - That's the premise that U.S. tax payments were built on. 03/07/2015 on Scumbag candy man +1
#17 - And they are all strong enough to lift, carry, throw, and catc… 03/07/2015 on FOOBAW! +1
#66 - If I had a daughter that could cosplay Hatsune Miku well, I wo… 03/07/2015 on Son, I am dissapoint -1
#1181820 - The Family Guy game on PSP Seriously though, Brian's … 03/07/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1181819 - The last words I will be saying to my great-grandchildren as I… 03/07/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1181818 - "I have 169 pairs of ABWB" "I'll give you 2… 03/07/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1181816 - In the first game, that garbled, demonic-sounding phone call f…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/07/2015 on Video Games Board - console... +1
#1181823 - confusedasian (03/07/2015) [-]
That's creepy.
#1181813 - Ok, my mom overheard me talking about wanting to build a gamin…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/07/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1181912 - ScottP (03/07/2015) [-]
That's basically what happened with me about 5 years back. My dad insisted that I should just buy a prebuilt one. The cpu, ram, and basically everything except for gpu was pretty good, but it was around $1000.

All you have to do is get a decent entry-level, to mid-range card. My first gpu was an HD 7770, and that's the one I'm using on this pc right now. I tested Battlefield 3 last night and at 1440x900, it was running Ultra at high 50's-60's so it's not as weak as others would have you believe.
#1181821 - confusedasian (03/07/2015) [-]
Look closely at the pci 16 slots.

See the little tab do hickey at the end?

Pull that away and at the same time remove your gpu straight up to not bend or break the little chips.

Take your new gpu and just slide it in.

Close everything up and plug everything back in. Boom.

Don't forget to install the drivers though.
User avatar #1181825 - confusedasian (03/07/2015) [-]
Oh yeah, but make sure your motherboard and cpu are compatible with the new gpu and that you have enough powah.
#1181715 - As someone considering trying out different MOBAs, what would …  [+] (3 new replies) 03/07/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1181722 - confusedasian (03/07/2015) [-]
Smite is pretty much a hack n' slash with moba objectives. That's how I saw it.
#1181739 - dankmaysmays (03/07/2015) [-]
That's an interesting way to put it. I've never really look at it like that before.
#1181719 - dankmaysmays (03/07/2015) [-]
The thing in smite is that its ALL skill shots. Since its not overhead view it changes a lot. It makes team fights seem more action packed, auto attacks are skill shots, its pretty challenging to switch to, but when you get the hang of it smite is really fun. It's free so worst case scenario you just delete it.

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#64 - Tyranitar ONLINE (12/09/2014) [-]
Just leaving this here for reasons...
#60 - RipperMan ONLINE (12/04/2014) [-]
do you and fukkentyranitar see eachother often?
User avatar #63 to #60 - fukkentyranitar (12/05/2014) [-]
Occasionally. People mistake us for one another. But its been peaceful for a while though.
User avatar #61 to #60 - Tyranitar ONLINE (12/04/2014) [-]
Sometimes. Aside from the occasional evil twin joke, it's usually when someone mistakes one of us for the other.
User avatar #62 to #61 - RipperMan ONLINE (12/04/2014) [-]
so i guess his name isn't literal, shame
User avatar #59 - shedinja (11/16/2014) [-]
No pls, anything but the sand
User avatar #58 - gugek (11/02/2014) [-]
Hey! I hope you have a great morning, and a fantastic day!
User avatar #54 - jorgethemaster ONLINE (01/09/2014) [-]
You have one of the best usernames on this site.
User avatar #55 to #54 - fitemeirlbro (10/20/2014) [-]
shut up jorge
User avatar #56 to #55 - jorgethemaster ONLINE (10/20/2014) [-]
Oh no it's you.
User avatar #53 - khl (05/09/2013) [-]
Hey man do you trade FJ points or items ?
#52 - rayquasa (04/29/2013) [-]
muh nugga
#51 - anonymous (04/29/2013) [-]
mah *****
#50 - Tyranitar ONLINE (04/29/2013) [-]
**Tyranitar rolled a random image posted in comment #5 at Fucking Ralts **
#49 - graemearg **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #37 - kingreaver (08/09/2012) [-]
I trade you little babby gun for sandvich, Da.
User avatar #38 to #37 - Tyranitar ONLINE (08/09/2012) [-]
хорошо!
User avatar #39 to #38 - kingreaver (08/09/2012) [-]
отличный!
User avatar #36 - amozi (08/08/2012) [-]
**amozi rolls 75**
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User avatar #32 to #33 - Tyranitar ONLINE (05/04/2012) [-]
Say hwat? I'm not sure if I said something that gave the wrong idea, but I freakin love Marvel. Assuming you mean the comics.
#33 to #34 - shadowofthewisps **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #34 to #35 - Tyranitar ONLINE (05/04/2012) [-]
Ah. Sorry I misunderstood your comment. Thought you were saying I didn't like Marvel.
#35 to #36 - shadowofthewisps **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #30 - Tyranitar ONLINE (03/14/2012) [-]
(⌐■_■)
#29 - Tyranitar ONLINE (01/01/2012) [-]
Happy new year to whatever people lurk in this poor old dinosaur's profile for whatever reason!
User avatar #27 - TwistedPizzaDude (06/12/2011) [-]
hello

i ******* love your comments

bye
User avatar #26 - CrownedClown (06/01/2011) [-]
Tyranitar is a ******* beast. Just saiyan.
#25 - Tyranitar ONLINE (05/02/2011) [-]
U mad, Al Qaeda?
User avatar #24 - unholycapsicum (04/15/2011) [-]
I ain't skinny. I have to suck in my gut to do that.
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