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Date Signed Up:11/05/2009
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#92 - I would bring up that this is quite a bit before she was legal… 08/28/2014 on Harry Potter And The... 0
#91 - After rewatching Chamber of Secrets, I saw that last scene and…  [+] (5 new replies) 08/28/2014 on Harry Potter And The... +5
User avatar #113 - sirbrentcoe (08/28/2014) [-]
the elf had it handled. besides, Dumbledore didn't intervene in the books. It would have changed the relationship between him and Malfoy, had he done anything.
User avatar #117 - Tyranitar (08/28/2014) [-]
Well, that seemed to work out for him in Half-Blood Prince...
User avatar #118 - sirbrentcoe (08/28/2014) [-]
their was much less Dumbledore could do in the Half Blood Prince, you know.. what with being dead, and all..
User avatar #103 - jordoguy (08/28/2014) [-]
Dumbledore seems to have 'meh we'll just see how shit goes' attitude when it comes to Harry's safety.
#137 - anonymous (08/28/2014) [-]
its actually because the whole point of harrys life is to die(because he is a part of voldermort), hence why Dumbledore doesnt give a shit about Harry and his safety
#1040476 - He is DLC on the Wiistation 360 edition.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/28/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1040477 - desacabose (08/28/2014) [-]
I want to beleive
#1040454 - He summons the other animatronics, can temporarily transform i…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/28/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1040458 - alexownz (08/28/2014) [-]
Freddy Confirmed S-Tier, Fox can't deal with good ole foxxy.
User avatar #1040455 - alexownz (08/28/2014) [-]
Das pretty spooky mane
#1040448 - Super Smash Bros 4D on Game Sphere roster leaked.  [+] (10 new replies) 08/28/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1040470 - desacabose (08/28/2014) [-]
User avatar #1040476 - Tyranitar (08/28/2014) [-]
He is DLC on the Wiistation 360 edition.
User avatar #1040477 - desacabose (08/28/2014) [-]
I want to beleive
User avatar #1040456 - Gonnafly (08/28/2014) [-]
Yoko confirmed for fox clone.
User avatar #1040465 - danield (08/28/2014) [-]
YOKO ONLY
NO SPIRAL POWER
FINAL DESTINATION
User avatar #1040453 - alexownz (08/28/2014) [-]
I like how shrek is named all-star. Also i'm not rdy4fredy
User avatar #1040454 - Tyranitar (08/28/2014) [-]
He summons the other animatronics, can temporarily transform into Golden Freddy, and his final smash is 0% Power
User avatar #1040458 - alexownz (08/28/2014) [-]
Freddy Confirmed S-Tier, Fox can't deal with good ole foxxy.
User avatar #1040455 - alexownz (08/28/2014) [-]
Das pretty spooky mane
User avatar #1040451 - alexanderburns (08/28/2014) [-]
I would buy a WiiU tomorrow if Hank Hill were in Smash
#19 - Video games using sexy female characters to get men interested… 08/28/2014 on hypocritic bitches +9
#87 - You're thinking about the movies. In the comics, Myst… 08/27/2014 on X-men: The College Freshmen +4
#22 - It's difficult to try and put into words, but the best way I c…  [+] (6 new replies) 08/27/2014 on SJW or bust. +19
User avatar #231 - Anemophobia (08/28/2014) [-]
so basically its like saying the sex is consensual unless you lied or witheld informations?
I know the law that says you have to tell someone about you having an std if its serious like AIDS
I'll tell a girl at a bar that my dick is huge but when I take her home, stick my dick in her pussy and when she realizes its not huge then can she say rape?

who has a legal agreement or contract with someone over if they cheat on them they cant have sex, why would you be with someone you think is a cheater in the first place

the whole situation regarding the case for rape is retarded
User avatar #72 - fjusernumberone (08/27/2014) [-]
Well, technically, if someone has seed with someone who is drunk it's considered rape because the other person wasn't in a condition to make a valid judgment.
User avatar #217 - kabuthefox (08/27/2014) [-]
which is rather silly, cause one of the only things u can do while ur drunk that isnt seen as ur fault by the legal system

-drinking and driving
-violence while under the influence
-just being drunk in public
are examples of things that are your fault while drunk
User avatar #54 - garaichu (08/27/2014) [-]
I'll have to admit, it's not a bad idea, a contract like that.

Of course, it's fucking sad that it obviously was necessary to begin with, but...
User avatar #52 - blargchikahonkhonk (08/27/2014) [-]
its more along the lines of she tricked him into sex under false pretenses
#23 - antoniospaghettio (08/27/2014) [-]
#1039741 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 08/27/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1039769 - dasistwunderbar (08/27/2014) [-]
Your name is a deep sultry blue. I feel inadequate next to your majesty
#36 - I guess she got raped by her brother, then, if she thinks anyt… 08/27/2014 on Tumblr brings more amazing... 0
#15 - She and her boyfriend had a legal agreement that if one of the…  [+] (26 new replies) 08/27/2014 on SJW or bust. +240
User avatar #230 - Anemophobia (08/28/2014) [-]
non consensual sex yet he still slept with her
wtf how is that not consensual sex, just by previously agreeing that he wouldnt have sex with her
User avatar #211 - mikeroofer (08/27/2014) [-]
Wait legal? Where did law come into play? Can I get a link? Sorry man I just have a hard time keeping up eith this kind of thing
#175 - thatquickbrownfox (08/27/2014) [-]
that is the silliest agreement ever.
thats not what rape is.
User avatar #139 - psykobear (08/27/2014) [-]
That's not rape...

I could sign a contract that, if I cheated on my wife, then slept with her, I technically climbed Mount Everest, but it wouldn't mean shit.

A guy agreed to that?
User avatar #114 - bjornkrage (08/27/2014) [-]
Well, by her own definition actually, but yes, by that, she raped him.
#92 - bigrog (08/27/2014) [-]
Ok, that chick is an obvious bitch and I'm not defending her, but no way in hell is that rape. Calling that rape belittles everyone who has actually suffered through the real thing.
User avatar #70 - alanflindt (08/27/2014) [-]
That's not rape
That is consensual "non consensual" sex
I agree she is a dumb whore but bending the definition of rape to make her look worse is just gonna make actual rape overlooked by people
once again
not defending her
its just that isn't really what rape is aha
#177 - anonymous (08/27/2014) [-]
Why are people down voting you? You have to be a real dumb ass to believe you can call that rape. Deception does not make it rape.
#117 - anonymous (08/27/2014) [-]
You might end up with quite a few red thumbs for your unpopular stance. But I agree with you. If we bastardize rape to be wishy washy and abstract than we are no better than SJWs. Although, this is similar to statutory rape in that it's deceptive sex, despite both parties consenting to it. So I wouldn't say she raped him.. although i would consider it a form of sexual dishonesty and maybe even sexual abuse. Not less, but definately not more.
User avatar #62 - Jameshaich (08/27/2014) [-]
No, not legal.

Try telling that to a judge, you can't make up your own definitions of stuff and claim it to be legally sound.
User avatar #96 - deathstare (08/27/2014) [-]
Any written agreement, regardless of how farfetched it may be, if within legal limits and does not negatively affect those outside the agreement, where both members have signed, with witness, may be upheld in court of law. By agreeing to the terms and breaking them, she raped him.
User avatar #232 - Anemophobia (08/28/2014) [-]
wheres the law(s) that says cheating and not telling your partner while sleeping with him can count as rape as long as you both agree it counts as rape

want source not only because it sounds extremely retarded but also because it would be interesting if there was such a law, it would go down in the section of ridiculous laws like the one about farting in a state is considered illegal
User avatar #233 - deathstare (08/28/2014) [-]
Contracts are laws way of generalizing One law.

Binding Promises

Unlike other agreements, a contract is a legally binding promise; if one of the parties fails or refuses to fulfil its promise (eg, to pay the agreed price, to provide the rented space or to pay the employee's salary) without a valid reason recognized by law, the party suffering the consequence of this breach of promise may call upon the courts either to force the defaulting party to carry out its promise (specific performance) or to demand compensation in the form of damages.

www.thecanadianencyclopedia.ca/en/article/contract-law/

www.lawteacher.net/contract-law/lecture-notes/agreement-lecture.php

dictionary.reference.com/browse/contract
User avatar #235 - Anemophobia (08/28/2014) [-]
yeah I get it, you have to pay the price if you signed but how does the rape qualify under the actual definition of rape

its like saying instead of a rape case being the ramification of sleeping with him while cheating, the ramification could have been murder, stealing, etc

my point is how could they have gotten the contract legally recognized in a court of law in the first place, by what they define as rape

is this how it went down: they walk into a legal office and say cheat on me, dont tell me and still have sex with me at the same time then it will count as rape and then they both sign off on it? yeah I get it under THEIR own conditions of what rape is that counts as rape but wheres the definition in the actual law that says THEIR version of rape actually counts as rape
I doubt I'll find it between consensual under age rape and fucking a drunk broad who screams rape because she regrets fucking you while being drunk (I'd like to see a woman scream rape when she has with a Brad Pitt level of attractive man but she'll call rape if she sleeps with some average guy)

(btw I dont like this bitch at all, just questioning the absurdness of the possible rape case, dont want a definition of contract/agreement/etc)
User avatar #236 - deathstare (08/28/2014) [-]
It's up to the judge to decide. Contracts can be overruled in court
User avatar #237 - Anemophobia (08/28/2014) [-]
the guy would have a case but it would be thrown out on the grounds that they cant charge rape based on his own definition of rape
#21 - antoniospaghettio (08/27/2014) [-]
So they agreed to have non-consensual sex. Doesn't it make it consensual?

And not, I'm not defending her - but you have to be fair.
User avatar #179 - jubnik (08/27/2014) [-]
its like saying "Sure ill take a sip of your coke because we are in a relationship" without knowing that there have been five people's dicks in that coke bottle
User avatar #22 - Tyranitar (08/27/2014) [-]
It's difficult to try and put into words, but the best way I can say it: He refused to consent to having sex with her if she cheated, so from the point she began cheating onwards, all sex they had is legally considered non-consensual (i.e. she raped him)

Come to think of it, it's a bit like when girls have sex when they are drunk, then turn around and say it was rape because she only consented while she was drunk. Except in this case, the law would be on his side if he pursued the case (which he probably can't because he is already being threatened by the Five Guys Squad and all of Zoe's SJW minions for the damage he's done so far)
User avatar #231 - Anemophobia (08/28/2014) [-]
so basically its like saying the sex is consensual unless you lied or witheld informations?
I know the law that says you have to tell someone about you having an std if its serious like AIDS
I'll tell a girl at a bar that my dick is huge but when I take her home, stick my dick in her pussy and when she realizes its not huge then can she say rape?

who has a legal agreement or contract with someone over if they cheat on them they cant have sex, why would you be with someone you think is a cheater in the first place

the whole situation regarding the case for rape is retarded
User avatar #72 - fjusernumberone (08/27/2014) [-]
Well, technically, if someone has seed with someone who is drunk it's considered rape because the other person wasn't in a condition to make a valid judgment.
User avatar #217 - kabuthefox (08/27/2014) [-]
which is rather silly, cause one of the only things u can do while ur drunk that isnt seen as ur fault by the legal system

-drinking and driving
-violence while under the influence
-just being drunk in public
are examples of things that are your fault while drunk
User avatar #54 - garaichu (08/27/2014) [-]
I'll have to admit, it's not a bad idea, a contract like that.

Of course, it's fucking sad that it obviously was necessary to begin with, but...
User avatar #52 - blargchikahonkhonk (08/27/2014) [-]
its more along the lines of she tricked him into sex under false pretenses
#23 - antoniospaghettio (08/27/2014) [-]
User avatar #16 - dreaddune (08/27/2014) [-]
lol
#24 - That's a pretty extreme example of hover-hand, but in a lot of… 08/27/2014 on Hover hand to the max 0
#110 - I'd be worried that a gentle breeze might knock her down those stairs. 08/27/2014 on Games Journalism 0
#25 - Hey guys what's going on here?  [+] (1 new reply) 08/27/2014 on You know you're fucked when. +2
#26 - ReignFox (08/27/2014) [-]
Get the fuck out
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#35 - baitdoesnttalkback (08/27/2014) [-]
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#1039612 - I decided to try Dragon Ball Z: Battle of Z from my library … 08/27/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
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#30 - That's like if she half-morphed into Draven from League of Legends.  [+] (6 new replies) 08/27/2014 on X-men: The College Freshmen +2
#31 - Sethorein (08/27/2014) [-]
Better?
#32 - thewasteland (08/27/2014) [-]
Why stop there?
#33 - Sethorein (08/27/2014) [-]
Has Singed gone too far?
User avatar #53 - aerosol (08/27/2014) [-]
Who is the character in that picture of yours?
User avatar #54 - Sethorein (08/27/2014) [-]
Vivian James...
#55 - aerosol (08/27/2014) [-]
Ahh, I thought so. Just double checking.
#10 - Does anyone have the full story here? Wrestlexplain? I dunno.  [+] (2 new replies) 08/27/2014 on Who's That Pokemon!! 0
#17 - RabbidRabbits (08/27/2014) [-]
It'll be hard to explain if you don't know about wrestlers from close to 2000 so I'm going to have to assume you do.

Back in 1999, Shane McMahon had booted his father, Vince McMahon, from the head spot of the corporation, saying that he had lost his toughness and was no longer vicious. Shane agreed to merge the Undertaker's Ministry of Darkness with the Corporation to create the Corporate Ministry to take down their common enemies, the Rock, Stone Cold Steve Austin, and now Vince McMahon.

Undertaker had claimed to be serving a higher power, embodied by a cloaked person believed to be stronger than the Undertaker. After many months of fighting between the Corporate Ministry and the resistance called the Union (made up of about 4 wrestlers and Vince who were semi allies with the Rock and Stone Cold), the Higher Power was revealed to have been Vince McMahon all along, and that the whole thing was a plot by him to eliminate Stone Cold once and for all by making the Corporate Ministry. This was kept secret from everybody except Undertaker, which is why Vince says he even fooled his relatives.

In case you want to know how this worked out, it didn't, really. Quickly after the reveal, Vince's wife and daughter announced Stone Cold as the new CEO to the WWF, leaving Stone Cold with 50% control of the company and Vince and Shane with 25% each. In the end, Vince and Shane defeated Stone Cold at the next pay-per-view in a ladder match for his 50% control of the company.

Story told by my hazy 1999 memories and the help of a quick skim of a wikipedia page.
#25 - anonymous (08/27/2014) [-]
Despite being fake you have to admit that's an impressive storyline, that's what got me into wrestling even though I don't watch it anymore.

WWF was amazing between 1997 and 2001
#13 - This is my least favorite part of entering a new generation: W… 08/27/2014 on RIP Richard Attenborough +2
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#26 - You know, I don't think I'd even ask Mystique to shapeshift, I…  [+] (9 new replies) 08/27/2014 on X-men: The College Freshmen +58
#97 - anonymous (08/27/2014) [-]
don't forget them sexy yellow eyes!
User avatar #29 - Sethorein (08/27/2014) [-]
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kali Eerie similarity.
User avatar #30 - Tyranitar (08/27/2014) [-]
That's like if she half-morphed into Draven from League of Legends.
#31 - Sethorein (08/27/2014) [-]
Better?
#32 - thewasteland (08/27/2014) [-]
Why stop there?
#33 - Sethorein (08/27/2014) [-]
Has Singed gone too far?
User avatar #53 - aerosol (08/27/2014) [-]
Who is the character in that picture of yours?
User avatar #54 - Sethorein (08/27/2014) [-]
Vivian James...
#55 - aerosol (08/27/2014) [-]
Ahh, I thought so. Just double checking.
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User avatar #54 - jorgethemaster (01/09/2014) [-]
You have one of the best usernames on this site.
User avatar #53 - khl (05/09/2013) [-]
Hey man do you trade FJ points or items ?
#52 - rayquasa (04/29/2013) [-]
muh nugga
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#50 - Tyranitar (04/29/2013) [-]
**Tyranitar rolled a random image posted in comment #5 at Fucking Ralts **
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User avatar #37 - kingreaver (08/09/2012) [-]
I trade you little babby gun for sandvich, Da.
User avatar #38 to #37 - Tyranitar (08/09/2012) [-]
хорошо!
User avatar #39 to #38 - kingreaver (08/09/2012) [-]
отличный!
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**amozi rolls 75**
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User avatar #32 to #33 - Tyranitar (05/04/2012) [-]
Say hwat? I'm not sure if I said something that gave the wrong idea, but I freakin love Marvel. Assuming you mean the comics.
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User avatar #34 to #35 - Tyranitar (05/04/2012) [-]
Ah. Sorry I misunderstood your comment. Thought you were saying I didn't like Marvel.
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User avatar #30 - Tyranitar (03/14/2012) [-]
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#29 - Tyranitar (01/01/2012) [-]
Happy new year to whatever people lurk in this poor old dinosaur's profile for whatever reason!
User avatar #27 - TwistedPizzaDude (06/12/2011) [-]
hello

i ******* love your comments

bye
User avatar #26 - CrownedClown (06/01/2011) [-]
Tyranitar is a ******* beast. Just saiyan.
#25 - Tyranitar (05/02/2011) [-]
U mad, Al Qaeda?
User avatar #24 - unholycapsicum (04/15/2011) [-]
I ain't skinny. I have to suck in my gut to do that.
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#22 - AndrewArctic (04/06/2011) [-]
Dear Tyranitar, you were so ******* awesome when i got you in pokemon gold version, i basicly jizzed my pants for the first time when it took me hours to level up my Pupitar and then you came along at level 55.
User avatar #21 - Headhunterz (02/23/2011) [-]
Tyranitar is my ******* favourite pokemon
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