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Gender: male
Age: 19
Interests: Pokemon, Cheesecake, Fantasy Violence, Partial Nudity, Crude Language
Date Signed Up:11/05/2009
Last Login:7/14/2014
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#34 - How good is it? I've been hearing good things compared to the …  [+] (2 new replies) 06/09/2014 on (pokemon untitled) 0
User avatar #35 - fishandkids (06/09/2014) [-]
Suprisingly good. I also like the new theme song (a new version of the first one).
User avatar #37 - fuckscreennames (06/09/2014) [-]
i'm not a fan of how much they changed the original theme song though. i like the idea of a new version, but the flow is all fucked up now
#33 - So, did they just completely forget about Misty?  [+] (1 new reply) 06/09/2014 on (pokemon untitled) 0
User avatar #40 - Furubatsu (06/09/2014) [-]
yes, sadly enough.
The writers said that at best, Misty will be in one or two episodes (this was back in like black/white era so I dunno about Y/X) and that they need to keep changing girls because something to do with eye-candy for male audiences. ( The internet, did not take kindly to that )
But yeah, Serina wants Ash's dick so bad, it's not even subtle.
#10 - Guis look this is proof, Ridley is too big 06/09/2014 on Leaks 0
#115 - Marvelous. 06/09/2014 on Major FJ Update #2 0
#133 - I've never played Civilization, what is it like? Is it similar…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/08/2014 on Civilization V GG 0
User avatar #141 - badgerclan (06/08/2014) [-]
It's much more in-depth than risk. Risk focuses on attacking countries and moving your armies around. Civ has that but it also places a heavy focus on diplomacy and managing land and resources. The game is based around the cities that you and every other country founds so you have to keep the people happy and healthy and decide how you run your country, you have to manage buildings, roads, mines, farms, etc. There's also espionage, religions, corporations, various ways to win the game (warfare, diplomacy, culture, science, etc.

It's a very complicated game but if you like turn based strategy it's probably the best series out there. I'm personally not very good at it so I mostly play against bots at a relatively low difficulty setting (and I still get my ass kicked sometimes) but I really enjoy it.
#10 - His fear of bats is part of what he blames for his parent's de…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/07/2014 on Iron Is Best Type Of Man 0
User avatar #11 - Wimbles (06/07/2014) [-]
In the Nolan film series, yes. It's the fruit part that bugs me the most. I don't remember it being confirmed they are fruit bats in the films. They are carnivorous in the comics.

I never really liked the fact they went to the opera in the first Nolan film instead of The Mark of Zorro. I know why they changed it, but I just love the fact they always keep the film now in the comics.
#9 - Wasn't Jarvis a real person prior to the Iron Man movies? 06/07/2014 on Iron Is Best Type Of Man +6
#603736 - Every day is upper body day.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/07/2014 on Pokemon +1
User avatar #603739 - nomora (06/07/2014) [-]
Out there among the millers and the weavers and their wives
Through the roofs and gables I can see them
Every day they shout and scold and go about their lives
Heedless of the gift it is to be them
If I was in their skin, I'd treasure every instant
Out there, strolling by the Seine, taste a morning out there
Like ordinary men, who freely walk about there
Just one day, and then I swear I'll be content With my share
Won't resent, won't despair, old and bent, I won't care
I'll have spent one day out there
#603732 - It's the only mega evolution from after Gen 4, isn't it?  [+] (1 new reply) 06/07/2014 on Pokemon 0
User avatar #603733 - totodigatr (06/07/2014) [-]
#137512 - Slightly related, it turns out 3 seniors didn't show at the ce… 06/07/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#9 - It's not the clothing, it's a hidden point system that you hav… 06/07/2014 on But...I have money +6
#415 - Whether or not it was a dumb reason to ban you, you were warne… 06/07/2014 on dildodude needs your help 0
#137487 - I just wanted to ask for some advice on a moral issue, cause I…  [+] (6 new replies) 06/07/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#137570 - nevergetsdubs (06/08/2014) [-]
Dont worry man, you didn't miss shit. I showed up to mine, realized it was complete bullshit and got up and left halfway through the principal's speech, went to the park to play ball with some older kids i knew.
Vice principal called my house, my mom freaked out cause she didn't go to my graduation, and VP asked me why i left mid-speech and i said because he was talking pure bullshit..
I'm 20 years old now, with a very decently paying job in the military and they're giving me some of the best mechanic hands-on training you can get in the country.
I'm not trying to be a recruiter or anything though to you...
I know what it's like to grow up in a shithole man, grew up single parent in slums
Find a way to get a job...
Join the police academy or firefighter school or if you're into cars ask for a help-out job at some car-mechanic shop, police academy was my second choice, but my grandpa was military so I decided to follow in his footsteps.
~It does get better though man....
I'm 20, with a steady federal paycheck, life insurance, medical insurance, a sexy car (72 Challenger), and my military training counts towards an engineering degree that the military will pay for, and i just got a tat today (pic related) that i've wanted since i was 5 years old. And i havent gone to college yet...
Everyone else from my high school is in college about $130K in debt, and asking their parents for spending money...
#137544 - saltybanana (06/08/2014) [-]
you sad lonely cut, thats why no one likes you!

honest my fucking opinion. its a waste of fucking money and time. tbh i never walked on stage neither due to dumbass counselor messed up on my units. yes i did fucking pass hs btw i am currently a bio major and proud nigguh
dont sweat it bro, i was in your position once too.

what nigguh you dont wanna go to college cause you broke? aint that a bitch. im sorry to say this but your fucking lazy ass cunt. disrespecting the wise saltybanan. i am currently attending college and where did i live my first fucking month? my car dude i kid you not. just apply for FAFSA man. im positive they'll pay for your classes. dude school is the best fucking thing to happened to me. look for a good major man. something you l\will enjoy studying and working in the future.
User avatar #137512 - Tyranitar (06/07/2014) [-]
Slightly related, it turns out 3 seniors didn't show at the ceremony: me, another antisocial guy who hates that sort of stuff, and surprisingly one of the popular kids who had been to every other major school event, but didn't want to walk across the stage. We broke the current record of only 2 seniors not showing up in one year.

Kind of a dick move to announce the kids who weren't there, though, just to try and make them feel bad.
User avatar #137502 - foreveranonymous (06/07/2014) [-]
Graduation is a waste of time, although mine was rained out and the year before me was hit by a tornado
User avatar #137497 - makotoitou (06/07/2014) [-]
It's kinda fun, but if you missed it and don't care no harm then.
#137494 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (06/07/2014) [-]
The actual graduation ceremony isn't anything special. Over-hyped waste of time.
You didn't miss out on anything.

I, too, chose not to go to mine.
Although biggest difference is that I was home-schooled.
#100 - Remember kids. If you say you would sleep with a slut… 06/05/2014 on Find 2 differences. LoL +1
#801 - Lightning? Bitch please Terra > Lightning … 06/05/2014 on Strong Female Characters 0
#65 - **** 06/04/2014 on Minecraft is Love 0
#106 - Well hey, at least I'm not the fellow who goes 12 times a day,… 06/04/2014 on How often do you fap? 0
#4 - Picture 06/04/2014 on video games from different... +6
#69 - It's not the same one I had all those years ago, it just sort …  [+] (2 new replies) 06/04/2014 on How often do you fap? 0
#101 - sneperker (06/04/2014) [-]
That... makes it better... i guess?
User avatar #106 - Tyranitar (06/04/2014) [-]
Well hey, at least I'm not the fellow who goes 12 times a day, THAT would hurt.
#29 - She might not have thought until she was already under contrac…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/04/2014 on 10 Awesome Interesting... +1
User avatar #30 - kennyh (06/04/2014) [-]
If she signed a contract at that level then it is still her fault (or her agent's fault) for not doing their homework.
#50 - I've had a sore on my penis since I was like 14 because I keep…  [+] (4 new replies) 06/04/2014 on How often do you fap? +1
User avatar #62 - sneperker (06/04/2014) [-]
Please let it heal.
User avatar #69 - Tyranitar (06/04/2014) [-]
It's not the same one I had all those years ago, it just sort of heals and then develops later in the same area. Kinda freaks me out, but my hormones win any argument my brain tries to start about masturbation.
#101 - sneperker (06/04/2014) [-]
That... makes it better... i guess?
User avatar #106 - Tyranitar (06/04/2014) [-]
Well hey, at least I'm not the fellow who goes 12 times a day, THAT would hurt.
#44 - Bitch is ugly 06/04/2014 on X Ray +3
#43 - Picture 06/04/2014 on X Ray +1
#6 - Having sex with Rogue would be the #1 best way to die. 06/04/2014 on Age of ass +24
#449 - I was arrested for spotting a hidden handgun? 06/04/2014 on What you got arrested for 0
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User avatar #54 - jorgethemaster (01/09/2014) [-]
You have one of the best usernames on this site.
User avatar #53 - khl (05/09/2013) [-]
Hey man do you trade FJ points or items ?
#52 - rayquasa (04/29/2013) [-]
muh nugga
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#50 - Tyranitar ONLINE (04/29/2013) [-]
**Tyranitar rolled a random image posted in comment #5 at Fucking Ralts **
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User avatar #37 - kingreaver (08/09/2012) [-]
I trade you little babby gun for sandvich, Da.
User avatar #38 to #37 - Tyranitar ONLINE (08/09/2012) [-]
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User avatar #36 - amozi (08/08/2012) [-]
**amozi rolls 75**
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User avatar #32 to #33 - Tyranitar ONLINE (05/04/2012) [-]
Say hwat? I'm not sure if I said something that gave the wrong idea, but I freakin love Marvel. Assuming you mean the comics.
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User avatar #34 to #35 - Tyranitar ONLINE (05/04/2012) [-]
Ah. Sorry I misunderstood your comment. Thought you were saying I didn't like Marvel.
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User avatar #30 - Tyranitar ONLINE (03/14/2012) [-]
#29 - Tyranitar ONLINE (01/01/2012) [-]
Happy new year to whatever people lurk in this poor old dinosaur's profile for whatever reason!
User avatar #27 - TwistedPizzaDude (06/12/2011) [-]

i ******* love your comments

User avatar #26 - CrownedClown (06/01/2011) [-]
Tyranitar is a ******* beast. Just saiyan.
#25 - Tyranitar ONLINE (05/02/2011) [-]
U mad, Al Qaeda?
User avatar #24 - unholycapsicum (04/15/2011) [-]
I ain't skinny. I have to suck in my gut to do that.
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#22 - AndrewArctic ONLINE (04/06/2011) [-]
Dear Tyranitar, you were so ******* awesome when i got you in pokemon gold version, i basicly jizzed my pants for the first time when it took me hours to level up my Pupitar and then you came along at level 55.
User avatar #21 - Headhunterz (02/23/2011) [-]
Tyranitar is my ******* favourite pokemon
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