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Gender: male
Age: 20
Video Games Played: Too many to list here
Interests: Pokemon, Cheesecake, Fantasy Violence, Partial Nudity, Crude Language
Date Signed Up:11/05/2009
Last Login:12/21/2014
Location:Buckeyeland
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I freakin' love cheesecake. That's all you need to know about me.

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#69 - George really started hitting the gym after Seinfeld ended... 11/19/2014 on westernization 0
#118 - "Male dogs eat their young, so how could a human father b… 11/19/2014 on Single father +3
#29 - I know. He did come from a time when minorities really were tr…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/19/2014 on This show was important +1
User avatar #30 - oodlesandoodles (11/19/2014) [-]
"and is obviously black, but that was never a big deal. He's a badass king that goes out and fucks crime up, and his race never mattered."

Just so we're clear. But yes, he, and a lot of other characters (black, hispanic, female, deaf) were created in different times for different reasons, few of which have any relevance now, but the fact that they are cool now is just called character evolution. At some point, someone realized: "Hey, Black Panther's pretty neat. Maybe should be more than just a token black guy." As is what happens some (not all) minority characters. Most of which either never change, or are forgotten. Like Captain Marvel
#28 - Comment deleted 11/19/2014 on This show was important 0
#18 - Nintendo has so much money, they could keep making consoles an… 11/19/2014 on My Body Cant Take It +31
#34 - I can imagine a family walking down the street: "… 11/19/2014 on Grumpy Cat gets a star +1
#5 - In most cases, there is a picture of the graphic above or belo… 11/19/2014 on Meme attack 0
#21 - On a similar note, I really hope race isn't gonna play a big r…  [+] (7 new replies) 11/19/2014 on This show was important +15
User avatar #45 - fukkentyranitar (11/20/2014) [-]
His name is BLACK PANTHER and he first appeared in the 60's. C'mon now.
#27 - anonymous (11/19/2014) [-]
he's also the richest comic book character.
User avatar #26 - oodlesandoodles (11/19/2014) [-]
Actually, him being black was a huge deal. That was the main reason he was created. To make more black heroes

Did you miss the issue where he fought the KKK?
User avatar #29 - Tyranitar (11/19/2014) [-]
I know. He did come from a time when minorities really were treated as minorities. But over time, his race became less important, and he went from being a "black superhero" to just being a superhero. I want him to be in the movies as the awesome character that he is, and not just cause "We needed another major black dude".
User avatar #30 - oodlesandoodles (11/19/2014) [-]
"and is obviously black, but that was never a big deal. He's a badass king that goes out and fucks crime up, and his race never mattered."

Just so we're clear. But yes, he, and a lot of other characters (black, hispanic, female, deaf) were created in different times for different reasons, few of which have any relevance now, but the fact that they are cool now is just called character evolution. At some point, someone realized: "Hey, Black Panther's pretty neat. Maybe should be more than just a token black guy." As is what happens some (not all) minority characters. Most of which either never change, or are forgotten. Like Captain Marvel
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User avatar #23 - captainfuckitall (11/19/2014) [-]
I agree. I refuse to have anything to do with the new Marvel universe because of the Human Torch (which sucks because Dr.Doom is my favourite character, but they'll probably make him some homosexual if I know them right). It's not even the fact that they made him black that bugs me, it's that they went out of their WAY to do it, like they HAD to make a statement about how 'open' and 'progressive' they were.

A lot of people say "They're just characters, get over it" but I wouldn't want some pale red-head guy playing the Black Panther either. It's not even about the actors or political correctness, it's just about having respect for the wonderful characters they're playing and that means holding true to the idea of who and what that character was and represented.
#27 - I might not approve of how much a of a mee-mee Grumpy Cat has … 11/19/2014 on Grumpy Cat gets a star 0
#375 - >Cop Block 11/19/2014 on da cringe-i-est 0
#1101654 - Implying anything recent from Ubisoft is worth buying anyway  [+] (1 new reply) 11/18/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1101655 - groundzero (11/18/2014) [-]
True dat
#1101653 - I just finished playing with a Chinese guy, and he left a mess…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/18/2014 on Video Games Board - console... +1
User avatar #1101773 - finblob (11/18/2014) [-]
I think he meant to say
"I shag bin weeds"
#1101635 - It wasn't meant to be accurate to the original tale. It was so… 11/18/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1101631 - B-but I liked that movie I thought Beowulf was be…  [+] (5 new replies) 11/18/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1101633 - Sperit (11/18/2014) [-]
the movie was not bad but it was as in accurate as Sword art online was to it's manga
#1101636 - anonymous (11/18/2014) [-]
The movie stuck to the original tale surprisingly well imo
User avatar #1101635 - Tyranitar (11/18/2014) [-]
It wasn't meant to be accurate to the original tale. It was sort of a retelling of it, following the same major plot, but with enough changes to make it almost a different story. They made Beowulf seem a lot more human by making him an arrogant asshole who had to go back and correct his own mistakes before other people suffered for them.
#1101634 - anonymous (11/18/2014) [-]
>comparing anything to sword art online
please don't
User avatar #1101823 - Sperit (11/18/2014) [-]
full metal is pretty accurate
#78 - Of course an attractive female humanoid form will appear hot. …  [+] (6 new replies) 11/18/2014 on Now you won't feel so weird +11
#116 - RipperMan (11/18/2014) [-]
This is the proper argument right here.
furries: ooh bad!
sexy alien chicks: Go get em captain.
#176 - affix (11/18/2014) [-]
Yeah dude, its about the fans
Bronies get a back rep because a lot of them are really gross
Furries get a back rep because a lot of them are really gross

Doesn't mean the content in question is bad, its abused by dweebs.
So far there hasn't been a big gross popular fandom surrounding alien babes.
knock on wood
User avatar #204 - RipperMan (11/18/2014) [-]
Iunno man, those original trekies and star wars / comic cons are along the same lines.
User avatar #205 - affix (11/18/2014) [-]
trekkies and star wars fans dont touch the eyerape that some bronies and furries create. You have to admit that. Not all bronies and furries are bad, but some of them make the worlds most fucked up sex art.
User avatar #206 - RipperMan (11/18/2014) [-]
It all comes back to the vocal, or visual, minority focused by media that plagues all large groups.

You can even take funnyjunk, being here in the comments everyday is a pretty normal experience.
But, take a look from the outside and you see a bunch of bronies, shitposters and general cancer.
User avatar #220 - affix (11/18/2014) [-]
Dont get me wrong man, i watch everything we have just mentioned. I love all of it.
But you're right, its the minorities that plague the group and establish stereotypes.
#1101598 - I just found the meaning of life...  [+] (15 new replies) 11/18/2014 on Video Games Board - console... +1
#1101601 - kingofunnyjunk (11/18/2014) [-]
congrats
#1101615 - adunsaveme (11/18/2014) [-]
User avatar #1101603 - notred (11/18/2014) [-]
are you really the king of funnyjunk?
User avatar #1101610 - youngneil (11/18/2014) [-]
Do you really post cp?
#1101614 - anonymous (11/18/2014) [-]
well he did get banned for loli
User avatar #1101616 - youngneil (11/18/2014) [-]
Was it at least really hot?
#1101617 - notred (11/18/2014) [-]
I deleted it 2 seconds after, got banned for 4 days after half a minute of deleting it, then got a life ban.

www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=5NylmdC_uEM#t=14

tfw
#1101637 - adunsaveme (11/18/2014) [-]
it's okay blue
User avatar #1101642 - notred (11/18/2014) [-]
thatoldguy is blue. Not me.
#1102177 - thatoldguy (11/18/2014) [-]
User avatar #1101644 - adunsaveme (11/18/2014) [-]
Well, you're certainly not red
#1101619 - EdwardNigma (11/18/2014) [-]
User avatar #1101604 - kingofunnyjunk (11/18/2014) [-]
King O' Funnyjunk, my dear and yes.
#1101611 - anonymous (11/18/2014) [-]
I think he'd be funny and less annoying, I don't believe you.
#1101612 - kingofunnyjunk (11/18/2014) [-]
sorry to dissapoint you anon.
#315 - Someone ate all of the Krabby Patties in the vault... 11/18/2014 on Drawstrings +2
#1101593 - I like that it's a break from the horror games/movies that are…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/18/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1101606 - anonymous (11/18/2014) [-]
Fuck, thought I'd attatched it. Can't get the picture on my phone, but it shouldn't be to hard to find.
User avatar #1101602 - arkanios (11/18/2014) [-]
True. And I will give it this, it has tapped into a new type of monster that no one has ever really touched on that much before. Maybe as a brief idea, but not as the main focus of a story.

And yeah, the first few hours are frightening and do a good job of giving players dread as they watch the robots through the cameras, but once you get the hang of things, the game devolves into only giving you a shock whenever you fuck up, instead of immense dread and fear in the possibility that you might fuck up.

The only thing I can remember and relate to the type of horror you're describing, which gave me a huge amount dread and fear of fucking up, was when I was in the Submerged Castle in Pikmin 2, and was being hunted down by an immortal, giant being called the Waterwraith, which crushes everything you love while you try to gather all of the precious loot before he steamrolls over you and your entire army. I still fear of ever returning to that cave whenever I replay Pikmin 2, even though I have finished it long ago and beat his candy-ass down triumphantly.

Maybe I'd be more keen to the scares in FN@F if there was more to risk when you fuck up, like having a longer timer or something. I don't really know.

By the way, here's a picture of that jellybean bastard that still freaks me out.
User avatar #1101702 - makotoitou (11/18/2014) [-]
Waterwraith wasn't really scary, more just obnoxious. You just had to haul ass and leave the floor and return later if you need more treasure. He was only really scary if he fell basicaly on top of you and you're nowhere near the exit, and even then tht's more just being annoying than scary.
#1101591 - It's not hurting anyone. Hating FnaF for being popular would b… 11/18/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#338930 - I just mean to apply the phrase to my life in general. Everyth… 11/18/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#338925 - I hate being a jack of all trades, master of none. Ev…  [+] (14 new replies) 11/18/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#338988 - lulzformalaysiaair (11/18/2014) [-]
User avatar #338969 - rokkarokkaali (11/18/2014) [-]
>taking a class that gives you a buff when starting and not taking one that lasts the whole game
User avatar #338949 - guiguito (11/18/2014) [-]
I feel the same way, but being a egomaniac fuck helped me, also blamming others is nice.
If this was nice advice i would be selling it, but i realy worked for me.
User avatar #338926 - thebestpieever (11/18/2014) [-]
I don't think I would call being good a videogame a "trade" to be a jack off.
#338931 - anonymous (11/18/2014) [-]
>jack off
Dat Freudian slip. Piper confirmed for filthy masturbator.
User avatar #338932 - thebestpieever (11/18/2014) [-]
Yeah, I catched that as soon as I pressed enter. Though I'm not very fond of Freud or any of his theories in general, and that would, if anything reflect my latent wish for masturbation since I do not currently engage in it. And I better stop here before I go into another Freud rant.
#338933 - anonymous (11/18/2014) [-]
>I catched that
Piper confirmed for catching is his gay relationship.
#338936 - thebestpieever (11/18/2014) [-]
Oh shucks, you caught me.
#338938 - anonymous (11/18/2014) [-]
Homosexuality is a very serious mental issue and shouldn't be the subject of jokes.
User avatar #338958 - homosexuality (11/18/2014) [-]
Tomorrow will make 7 months since I made this account. And you are the first anon to say the word "homosexuality" in all that time. How is that possible?
User avatar #338970 - rokkarokkaali (11/18/2014) [-]
You get mentioned by anons now?
User avatar #338971 - homosexuality (11/18/2014) [-]
I'm guessing that wasn't a thing until recently? Seemed kind of weird that no anonymous users were saying my name.
#338940 - thebestpieever (11/18/2014) [-]
Nah, cock craving cannot create calamities.
User avatar #338930 - Tyranitar (11/18/2014) [-]
I just mean to apply the phrase to my life in general. Everything I do, it feels like I start of doing decently, but then I don't really improve significantly from that point.
#1101505 - Defeating him wasn't the problem, it was staying alive long en… 11/18/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1101439 - I hadn't really thought about that yet. Perhaps he thought it … 11/18/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1101356 - I know it's probably **** , but here's my theory s…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/17/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1101358 - whiteniggers (11/17/2014) [-]
That actually sounds really good. Some parts there that I dismissed from the game, and the phone calls. So, how do you explain fnaf1? Why is phone guy back to guide Mike?
User avatar #1101439 - Tyranitar (11/18/2014) [-]
I hadn't really thought about that yet. Perhaps he thought it would be safe to do the work until the new guy (Mike) came in, but then realized that the animatronics were still haunted and going after him?
#1101337 - Well, mostly from certain hints he drops in his phone calls in…  [+] (7 new replies) 11/17/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1101341 - whiteniggers (11/17/2014) [-]
and here's why i think the bare endoskeleton has NOTHING to do with golden freddy
#1101340 - whiteniggers (11/17/2014) [-]
I originally made this saturated version of shadow freddy, and since then, people tend to make a link with the purple guy, and the colour purple, which i explained in my previous pic
#1101338 - whiteniggers (11/17/2014) [-]
Yep, you know your shit, that was the exact picture i was expecting

I feel like I should share some of my theories and info as well
#1101356 - Tyranitar (11/17/2014) [-]
I know it's probably shit, but here's my theory so far on what I think happened.

Phone Guy, for whatever reasons, begins killing children.
The animatronics, being hooked into a criminal database, try to save the children, but are unable to. Phone Guy might already be tampering with them at this point.
The company covers this up to prevent being shut down. The only thing known is that the children who go missing are last seen with someone or something in a golden Freddy suit...
The Puppet, who I believe may either be the spirit of the first victim (the crying boy in the cake game) or some sort of outside supernatural entity, somehow puts the souls of the children into the animatronics
The children's spirits, knowing they were killed by a security guard, begin to search for the killer.
Phone Guy discovers the animatronics are trying to kill him, and gets himself moved to day shift. The animatronics aren't as active during the day, possibly because they still prioritize the children and their safety.
Coming up with a plan, he tampers with the facial recognition on the animatronics, making them have trouble telling adults apart.
They become more and more hostile with adults, as they cannot tell them apart anymore, and this is highlighted at night, when there is only one person present: Jeremy, a security guard just like their killer.
Phone Guy "guides" Jeremy, hoping to use him to cover his tracks, and keep the animatronics off his back. He might actually still be killing, which would explain how the animatronics activate and become more active over time.
Eventually, the pizzeria has to close, due them failing to keep the murders covered up and business begins to fail.
Jeremy has one last job: A birthday party, where he must watch over the animatronics. At this point, the bots have completely snapped, and one of them attacks Jeremy, biting into his frontal lobe...

I'm still putting pieces together, but I do believe that the Puppet plays a major role in all of this.
User avatar #1101358 - whiteniggers (11/17/2014) [-]
That actually sounds really good. Some parts there that I dismissed from the game, and the phone calls. So, how do you explain fnaf1? Why is phone guy back to guide Mike?
User avatar #1101439 - Tyranitar (11/18/2014) [-]
I hadn't really thought about that yet. Perhaps he thought it would be safe to do the work until the new guy (Mike) came in, but then realized that the animatronics were still haunted and going after him?
User avatar #1101339 - whiteniggers (11/17/2014) [-]
Oh yeah, these were posted onto a stream, so ignore the bottom bit
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#64 - Tyranitar (12/09/2014) [-]
Just leaving this here for reasons...
#60 - RipperMan ONLINE (12/04/2014) [-]
do you and fukkentyranitar see eachother often?
User avatar #63 to #60 - fukkentyranitar (12/05/2014) [-]
Occasionally. People mistake us for one another. But its been peaceful for a while though.
User avatar #61 to #60 - Tyranitar (12/04/2014) [-]
Sometimes. Aside from the occasional evil twin joke, it's usually when someone mistakes one of us for the other.
User avatar #62 to #61 - RipperMan ONLINE (12/04/2014) [-]
so i guess his name isn't literal, shame
User avatar #59 - shedinja (11/16/2014) [-]
No pls, anything but the sand
User avatar #58 - gugek (11/02/2014) [-]
Hey! I hope you have a great morning, and a fantastic day!
User avatar #54 - jorgethemaster (01/09/2014) [-]
You have one of the best usernames on this site.
User avatar #55 to #54 - fitemeirlbro (10/20/2014) [-]
shut up jorge
User avatar #56 to #55 - jorgethemaster (10/20/2014) [-]
Oh no it's you.
User avatar #53 - khl (05/09/2013) [-]
Hey man do you trade FJ points or items ?
#52 - rayquasa (04/29/2013) [-]
muh nugga
#51 - anonymous (04/29/2013) [-]
#50 - Tyranitar (04/29/2013) [-]
**Tyranitar rolled a random image posted in comment #5 at Fucking Ralts **
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User avatar #37 - kingreaver (08/09/2012) [-]
I trade you little babby gun for sandvich, Da.
User avatar #38 to #37 - Tyranitar (08/09/2012) [-]
хорошо!
User avatar #39 to #38 - kingreaver (08/09/2012) [-]
отличный!
User avatar #36 - amozi (08/08/2012) [-]
**amozi rolls 75**
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User avatar #32 to #33 - Tyranitar (05/04/2012) [-]
Say hwat? I'm not sure if I said something that gave the wrong idea, but I freakin love Marvel. Assuming you mean the comics.
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User avatar #34 to #35 - Tyranitar (05/04/2012) [-]
Ah. Sorry I misunderstood your comment. Thought you were saying I didn't like Marvel.
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User avatar #30 - Tyranitar (03/14/2012) [-]
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#29 - Tyranitar (01/01/2012) [-]
Happy new year to whatever people lurk in this poor old dinosaur's profile for whatever reason!
User avatar #27 - TwistedPizzaDude (06/12/2011) [-]
hello

i ******* love your comments

bye
User avatar #26 - CrownedClown (06/01/2011) [-]
Tyranitar is a ******* beast. Just saiyan.
#25 - Tyranitar (05/02/2011) [-]
U mad, Al Qaeda?
User avatar #24 - unholycapsicum (04/15/2011) [-]
I ain't skinny. I have to suck in my gut to do that.
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